>Set aside $1000 for their first date because he knew she was out of his league >Asked her to marry him a few weeks into dating >She turned him down 3 times >Bought a billboard in New York asking her to marry him >Knows she only gave him time because he was big on tv
>live in NYC, beautiful women everywhere >have a job >have friends >have interests and hobbies >decent enough social skills >always on the move going to an fro >not stuck inside isolated from the outside world for 12+ hours a day in front of a screen >confident enough to shoot his shot when the opportunity arises
you could have this life too
He was unemployed for the first 3 seasons and got a couple of shitty jobs after that. Maybe he had jobs that lasted one episode which for the late 80s/90s shows a very precarious way of living. He does have at least 3 friends but these include his old high school buddy Jerry who is doing so much better than him and basically mocks him, Jerry's ex girlfriend he knows by proxy that is outwardly sick of him and Jerry's weirdo neighbour that occasionally indulges him. Wew. There was never once a character introduced as 'George's friend', they all know him by proxy and hardly tolerate him
George wasn't looksmaxxing or unattractive. He was a relatively good looking guy living in New York City and he had worked for the Yankees. Here's your average flyover city moron (with a wife) in comparison. Look at that and tell me George isn't in the top 80% of men in the USA.
NYC is filled to the brim with hot white women. All your skinny women come here and are bred with our big city slicker wieners, leaving behind only fatties for the rural suburban morons.
Loving this meme that flyovers are all inbred ugly hick morons. If we could continue to spread this idea that only sane, fit, attractive people go to big coastal cities, that NYC and LA are the only cities (You) need to go to, that would be nice
90s NYC was a completely different sexual landscape anon, everyone was getting laid. of course it was just a show, but it was believable for a bald foureyed loser like Constanza to have a revolving door to his bedroom.
NYC is filled to the brim with hot white women. All your skinny women come here and are bred with our big city slicker wieners, leaving behind only fatties for the rural suburban morons.
They used that actress twice for 2 different characters. The first time she was a cashier at a store and has a Texan accent. The second time she's already dating George and doesn't have the accent. Wouldn't be surprised if they hired her again cuz she's absolutely breathtaking.
she has that big ol man jaw that a lot of women in tv and movies back then seemed to have, high T women with shoulder pads & business suits, not really my thing to be honest
I look good enough and get a lot of girls, but I'm an alcoholic and have been depressed for 6 years and ended up living in a 10 mt square appartment in the worst area in town. Last girlfriend left me when she saw the state of the place I lived in. I hope I can find someone someday
He got women because Larry David wrote that he got women, and not just any kind of women, models.
He did this for the sole purpose of having access to models to frick in the casting room.
"bald is ugly" is an incel psyop from LULZ, women love bald men.
depends. If you want girls, bald is a death sentence. Women can appreciate the bigger picture.
Women are like unicorns. Females are most girls now.
women love a bald head dipped in oil rubbing all over their body
>women love bald men.
Even the real George thinks this is bullshit:
George isn't that attractive with or without hair
It’s a show. It’s not real.
You don't say moron. Why waste your life on Cinemaphile anyway dumb dumb?
Spotted the Malecel
his irl wife was a babe
I’ve never seen someone look this israeliteey in all my life holy israelites!
>Set aside $1000 for their first date because he knew she was out of his league
>Asked her to marry him a few weeks into dating
>She turned him down 3 times
>Bought a billboard in New York asking her to marry him
>Knows she only gave him time because he was big on tv
she only gave him time because he was big on tv
they got married in 1982, he'd only been in 2 shitty roles before that in 1981
her to marry him a few weeks into dating
>>She turned him down 3 times
a billboard in New York asking her to marry him
thats literally sexual abuse to feminists today...
There is a trick
What is it
tie up women?
it was his aloofness
Before they had the ability to be worshiped by desperate men across the world in their pocket, women were more willing to date lower value men.
>live in NYC, beautiful women everywhere
>have a job
>have friends
>have interests and hobbies
>decent enough social skills
>always on the move going to an fro
>not stuck inside isolated from the outside world for 12+ hours a day in front of a screen
>confident enough to shoot his shot when the opportunity arises
you could have this life too
>George
>Job
>Friends
>Interests and hobbies
>Social skills
You described the exact opposite character
he had several jobs and at least 3 friends
He was unemployed for the first 3 seasons and got a couple of shitty jobs after that. Maybe he had jobs that lasted one episode which for the late 80s/90s shows a very precarious way of living. He does have at least 3 friends but these include his old high school buddy Jerry who is doing so much better than him and basically mocks him, Jerry's ex girlfriend he knows by proxy that is outwardly sick of him and Jerry's weirdo neighbour that occasionally indulges him. Wew. There was never once a character introduced as 'George's friend', they all know him by proxy and hardly tolerate him
He was unemployed in Season 3 and 5
It was a different time
They need this show to be appealing to underachieving losers. Hence the unrealistic depiction.
bald = high testosterone love machine
George wasn't looksmaxxing or unattractive. He was a relatively good looking guy living in New York City and he had worked for the Yankees. Here's your average flyover city moron (with a wife) in comparison. Look at that and tell me George isn't in the top 80% of men in the USA.
That girl could be cute if she lost the gut. She dated down lol
she looks like troony Zuckerberg
Loving this meme that flyovers are all inbred ugly hick morons. If we could continue to spread this idea that only sane, fit, attractive people go to big coastal cities, that NYC and LA are the only cities (You) need to go to, that would be nice
>Flyover hick mutts being unattractive is a meme
Anon... just accepts George is a catch in America. This isn't set in Argentina.
that girl is literally a renaissance painting...
>that girl is literally a renaissance painting...
which painting, specifically?
She’s beautiful
He would be more attractive if he lost weight. Fatness hides bone structure especially in the face, squishing everything together
90s NYC was a completely different sexual landscape anon, everyone was getting laid. of course it was just a show, but it was believable for a bald foureyed loser like Constanza to have a revolving door to his bedroom.
NYC is filled to the brim with hot white women. All your skinny women come here and are bred with our big city slicker wieners, leaving behind only fatties for the rural suburban morons.
he started by going outside and talking to women and not having autism. it's literally that easy.
btw how do i get rid of my autism so i can talk to women? Is there medicine for that?
>Is there medicine for that?
Xanax
jews have spent decades casting their most disgusting men in roles where they frick hot white women
He was very good at lying.
hes a new york israelite
Buddy everyone was getting laid before social media
dunno I guess the same way the actor did
Jerry:
>'go talk to her"
George:
>"Short fat bald men with no job who live with their parents do not approach strange women, Jerry."
They used that actress twice for 2 different characters. The first time she was a cashier at a store and has a Texan accent. The second time she's already dating George and doesn't have the accent. Wouldn't be surprised if they hired her again cuz she's absolutely breathtaking.
she has that big ol man jaw that a lot of women in tv and movies back then seemed to have, high T women with shoulder pads & business suits, not really my thing to be honest
I want a beautiful clingy Southern belle gf bros
>How did George get women?
they wrote it that way
next question
>remember george as some fat, pudgy, ugly, bald guy
>see OP's pic and realize he looks like me, but just a little more bald.
frick.
George had rizz homie
I look good enough and get a lot of girls, but I'm an alcoholic and have been depressed for 6 years and ended up living in a 10 mt square appartment in the worst area in town. Last girlfriend left me when she saw the state of the place I lived in. I hope I can find someone someday
to move the plot along
He got women because Larry David wrote that he got women, and not just any kind of women, models.
He did this for the sole purpose of having access to models to frick in the casting room.