How did he became to transform into a rock!!!!????

How did he became to transform into a rock!!!!????

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The not The Rock, idiot, thats...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT?!?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll meet you on Phil Collins Hill

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he? frick, i thought that was a girl rock

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    was this in the book?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's exactly the same and equally as moronic.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if another competitor got tired and sat down on his face?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you grind down some rocks by rubbing them together(makes a lot of noise especially if you're trying to hide), mostly powder comes off, after a couple hours you could rub it on your face mix it with some dirt and moss and after awhile it will dry and flakes can form.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he decorated cakes in his familys bakery duh

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the cake thing was a meme until i caught this scene on tv. do people seriously watch this shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the O’Hungee Games? I never read or watched those. What is happening here?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude uses his artistic skills to camouflage himself

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being a cake decorator means you understand fully the subtleties of camouflage and can, whole grievously injured, rub mud on your face until you look like a rock.

          That’s so moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a cake decorator means you understand fully the subtleties of camouflage and can, whole grievously injured, rub mud on your face until you look like a rock.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In a world where food is so scarce that people are literally fighting for the death for it

        There happens to be a fine cake decorator?

        And he uses his amazing artist skills, without a mirror?

        To paint his face into the edge of a rock?

        Instead of just hiding under the rock?

        It's the stupidest shit ever. (The book is written by a woman)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You thought the cake was a lie? XD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw the last two parts at my inlaws. Lot of I'M ACTING screaming and crying and boring slow pan shots with generic sad music playing that really dragged the film down. They were really into this shit, but scoff at the idea of ever watching Robocop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could have been advanced camouflage tech in this dystopia that has futuristic military tech
      >no, it's his icing/cake decorating skills that resulted in this.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't get it

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if someone was walking by and stepped on his face and he said "ouch" really loud and they discovered he was there?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd probably kill him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if a female contestant sat on his face and he had to silently try to breathe through her ass crack haha

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds awful.. btw how do i get into cake decorating and camouflage?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fact check: You CANNOT breathe through an ass-crack or the lower intestines.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you actually can if you blow your last clean breath into her butthole and live off her farts

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not with that attitude

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he leveled his camouflage stat by grinding cake decoration

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I TURNED MYSELF INTO A ROCK KATNISS!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't understand it.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baking is a pathway to many powers considered...unnatural.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont ever post on my board in your esl brownspeak

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not using your elite cake decoration skills for impromptu field camouflage

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