TLJ was based and kino and I'm tired of this board pretending it's not.
It's one of the best Star Wars flicks because it not only was entertaining but it also made soi babbies seethe because of how different it was, and that killed the franchise. Disney gave in to the seething manchildren.
The subversion was fine unfortunately it also made the film kind of boring. I did like how he wasn’t afraid to make references to the prequels though. I bet the mouse hated that.
He lost his trilogy and his Knives Out franchise is a flop. The only accolade to his name is Ozymandias which was handed to him on a silver platter. Even a monkey with a typewriter could've delivered gold on that.
>his Knives Out franchise is a flop
Lmao what kind of cope is this
The first one made like 8x its budget and Rian now has a contract with Netflix to make more.
>Rian now has a contract with Netflix
Truly unimaginable level of career success
From helming the most anticipated sequel of all time for the top film company in the world to an exclusive Netflix contract for whodunits
A contract is guaranteed money no matter how well the film does, and I'm sure it did well in terms of streaming numbers because every normalgay has Netflix.
To say the franchise is a flop is just a Quartering-tier cope.
>his career is fine because he's making money
Lol
So does a waiter. Face it he got elevated to the highest stage, delivered a movie that pissed most people off and began the decline of a $4 billion franchise, then spent weeks on twatter trolling everyone who was complaining while spearheading a "marketing" effort to blame all complaints on the fanbase, poisoning the brand further.
Nobody is sticking anything major in his hands again anytime soon if ever. Doesn't matter if he "makes money" with his Netflix contract, he's fricked his own career up unfixably.
You're really trying hard to make it seem like everybody gave a shit about him making TLJ, but no one did outside of some Star Wars fans.
How did Knives Out do so well if there was such overwhelming backlash against him? Even the limited theatrical release that Netflix did for the second one was the biggest they've ever had.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You're really trying hard to make it seem like everybody gave a shit about him making TLJ, but no one did outside of some Star Wars fans.
You're missing the mark entirely. He fricked up his career by destroying anyone's ability to trust him in that kind of major endeavor. He acted like a fricking child and cost Disney billions more than he made. Not even THEY would work with him again.
9 months ago
Anonymous
he's a politician not an artist, he only gets work because his handler (look him up) a literal israeli, uses him to push culture destroying garbage on the masses
TLJ destroyed blond haired Luke the hero, knives out was apparently some pro immigration garbage, he's a 5' tall redditor who should be working in a sewer cleaning the pipes instead of 'directing'
9 months ago
Anonymous
He's less politician than lefty troll, imo. Practically every decision he made in TLJ seems based on whether it'd piss somebody he hates off or not. And seeing how he was on twatter with people reinforces it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The Last Jedi was his response to the generic bullshit that JJ Abrams was trying to introduce. He was signed on well before TFA even released and probably expected something that wasn't just a remake of A New Hope with some mystery boxes sprinkled in. I remember him responding to a lot of people complaining about TFA being a shitty remake and that the sequel would be the same way.
As for helming the franchise, I doubt it matters to him anymore since he now has his own original one to work with.
9 months ago
Anonymous
JJ did not leave him with the strong hand to work with, but he still played that hand in the worst way possible.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The only two routes he had would be to either give in and remake ESB or attempt to undo the stupid decisions that JJ made.
this, he's honestly the greatest and most damaging troll in the history of cinema/television. He cost Yidney billions, BILLIONS in future earnings for nu-wars.
People were still mass-huffing copium over TFA being mid, if he had actually delivered it would all have been forgiven, instead he made the shittiest possible film he could, amplified every complaint i had about TFA, and splattered woke ideology over it so Yidney and the internet troony brigades were forced to shill for and defend literal dogshit.
Honestly, i hated nu-wars from the moment i walked out of TFA and wrote off the whole universe at that point, and if they had put me in Rian's place, and i felt like tanking the entire franchise, i doubt i could have done more damage to Yidney than Rian, his masterpiece of garbage is a work of trolling art.
Disney wanted to kill of snoke so they shopped around for scripts that had that element in them, picked one, and then handed it to Rian. Literally every single treatment that got leaked involved snoke dying in some way.
"Your Snoke Theory Sucks" was a major red flag. When people speculate about the plots fictional movies they love, they are not hurting anyone, and I believe that most people understand that most speculation won't pan out, and that the actual movie will set all of those things to rest anyway. In the meantime, its free advertising that builds hype in advance of the movie's release.
So when Lucasfilm staff started piling on with the "Your Snoke Theory Sucks" meme prior to TLJ's release, it should have told us what sort of people we were dealing with. Not shrewd businesspeople, not people who enjoy being fans, not folks who can just shut up and let others enjoy a bit of harmless fun.
This little shit fricking googled "snoke theories," watched every fricking youtube video, and read every fricking twitter post in order to make sure that no one was "predicting" what he would do. Obviously, they all said something, so his brilliant response was... nothing. Snoke just dies and he didn't matter lol.
episode 7 was such garbage that I'm glad he had the balls to kill star wars early on. especially with how Disney continued to mistreat the franchise with stupid expensive hotels, sequel trilogy only attractions and so on. for that I am truly thankful, JJ managed to kill it so Disney couldn't profit of it
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This talentless troony homosexual made a garbage SW movie sure but how can you say he did it? It was Disney, and JJ Abrahams. This rat faced creep just did what they told him to do. Saying this gay killed SW is lauding the creative decisions of Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrahams. Two terrorists trying to kill us. This guy is a fricking nobody.
It's a double issue, with Snoke. On the one hand Rian killing him off in the second act did essentially tank the trilogy because suddenly there was no bad guy for the final act, necessitating the atrocious revival of Palpatine for that role.
However, Snoke himself was conceptual trash. An Emperor knockoff, but a stupid cgi monstermash on top of that. He had no charisma or energy to carry the weight of being the villain, and that's all JJ's fault for being a hack.
Now, obviously Rian's intent was for Kylo to be the main villain. But this fails since Rey had already beaten him twice, and he has no imposing presence as a bad guy, especially without even the mask. He was also the only popular sequel character.
The only way to salvage the plot would have been for Rey and Kylo to swap roles in the second film. She goes high on power and joins the Dark Side, while Kylo recognizes Snoke's manipulations and leaves. Then the third film could conclude things between them. But Rey was supposed to be a self-insert role model, so this was made impossible.
>However, Snoke himself was conceptual trash. An Emperor knockoff, but a stupid cgi monstermash on top of that. He had no charisma or energy to carry the weight of being the villain, and that's all JJ's fault for being a hack.
ironically, the only part in the film i actually liked, was Snoke absolutely BTFOing Darth Emo, his dialogue was pretty much what i would have written at that point, he was honestly pretty funny in that scene and i was warming up to the guy, then Rian subverted my expectations and eliminated him right when i actually started to find him somewhat compelling.
>TLJ was based and kino and I'm tired of this board pretending it's not. >It's one of the best Star Wars flicks because it not only was entertaining but it also made soi babbies seethe because of how different it was, and that killed the franchise. Disney gave in to the seething manchildren.
I respect what he was trying to do. He forced Star Wars into a corner at gun point and tried to force it to do something new. He just didn't know what to do with it.
Look at his career. He didn’t.
He went from making a 2 billion dollar blockbuster to making straight to Netflix slop. I'd say Star Wars did not do his career any favors.
He was Kathleen's boytoy.
TLJ was based and kino and I'm tired of this board pretending it's not.
It's one of the best Star Wars flicks because it not only was entertaining but it also made soi babbies seethe because of how different it was, and that killed the franchise. Disney gave in to the seething manchildren.
The subversion was fine unfortunately it also made the film kind of boring. I did like how he wasn’t afraid to make references to the prequels though. I bet the mouse hated that.
Your Snoke sucked
He didn't his career is garbage now
white people convinced themselves that violence was always unacceptable, and so rampant cultural vandalism occurs without recourse
white leftists
He lost his trilogy and his Knives Out franchise is a flop. The only accolade to his name is Ozymandias which was handed to him on a silver platter. Even a monkey with a typewriter could've delivered gold on that.
>his Knives Out franchise is a flop
Lmao what kind of cope is this
The first one made like 8x its budget and Rian now has a contract with Netflix to make more.
>Rian now has a contract with Netflix
Truly unimaginable level of career success
From helming the most anticipated sequel of all time for the top film company in the world to an exclusive Netflix contract for whodunits
A contract is guaranteed money no matter how well the film does, and I'm sure it did well in terms of streaming numbers because every normalgay has Netflix.
To say the franchise is a flop is just a Quartering-tier cope.
>his career is fine because he's making money
Lol
So does a waiter. Face it he got elevated to the highest stage, delivered a movie that pissed most people off and began the decline of a $4 billion franchise, then spent weeks on twatter trolling everyone who was complaining while spearheading a "marketing" effort to blame all complaints on the fanbase, poisoning the brand further.
Nobody is sticking anything major in his hands again anytime soon if ever. Doesn't matter if he "makes money" with his Netflix contract, he's fricked his own career up unfixably.
You're really trying hard to make it seem like everybody gave a shit about him making TLJ, but no one did outside of some Star Wars fans.
How did Knives Out do so well if there was such overwhelming backlash against him? Even the limited theatrical release that Netflix did for the second one was the biggest they've ever had.
>You're really trying hard to make it seem like everybody gave a shit about him making TLJ, but no one did outside of some Star Wars fans.
You're missing the mark entirely. He fricked up his career by destroying anyone's ability to trust him in that kind of major endeavor. He acted like a fricking child and cost Disney billions more than he made. Not even THEY would work with him again.
he's a politician not an artist, he only gets work because his handler (look him up) a literal israeli, uses him to push culture destroying garbage on the masses
TLJ destroyed blond haired Luke the hero, knives out was apparently some pro immigration garbage, he's a 5' tall redditor who should be working in a sewer cleaning the pipes instead of 'directing'
He's less politician than lefty troll, imo. Practically every decision he made in TLJ seems based on whether it'd piss somebody he hates off or not. And seeing how he was on twatter with people reinforces it.
The Last Jedi was his response to the generic bullshit that JJ Abrams was trying to introduce. He was signed on well before TFA even released and probably expected something that wasn't just a remake of A New Hope with some mystery boxes sprinkled in. I remember him responding to a lot of people complaining about TFA being a shitty remake and that the sequel would be the same way.
As for helming the franchise, I doubt it matters to him anymore since he now has his own original one to work with.
JJ did not leave him with the strong hand to work with, but he still played that hand in the worst way possible.
The only two routes he had would be to either give in and remake ESB or attempt to undo the stupid decisions that JJ made.
He tried both and did neither of them well.
this, he's honestly the greatest and most damaging troll in the history of cinema/television. He cost Yidney billions, BILLIONS in future earnings for nu-wars.
People were still mass-huffing copium over TFA being mid, if he had actually delivered it would all have been forgiven, instead he made the shittiest possible film he could, amplified every complaint i had about TFA, and splattered woke ideology over it so Yidney and the internet troony brigades were forced to shill for and defend literal dogshit.
Honestly, i hated nu-wars from the moment i walked out of TFA and wrote off the whole universe at that point, and if they had put me in Rian's place, and i felt like tanking the entire franchise, i doubt i could have done more damage to Yidney than Rian, his masterpiece of garbage is a work of trolling art.
>a contract with Netflix
You could unironically email porn to Netflix right now and there's a 50/50 shot they'd sign you to a contract
Minchbros...
Disney wanted to kill of snoke so they shopped around for scripts that had that element in them, picked one, and then handed it to Rian. Literally every single treatment that got leaked involved snoke dying in some way.
daily reminder that all anyone has to do is find an archive of his over 20,000 deleted tweets to get him cancelled
also good job not replying to the (you) farmer, im proud of you Cinemaphile
It should be really telling that practically the only people left here who love him and TLJ are the worst, lowest tier of (You) bait trolls.
>Killed star wars
>Made Cinemaphile seethe for over half a decade
>Jew'd netflix out of several hundred million
Idk seems pretty based to me
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fool, you always hear about white supremacist shooters or whatever
Pretty ballsy to tank your own career for the lulz, no wonder trolls here adore him.
>simping for directors who don't know you
Please don't tell me you seriously do this
It's all about the (You)s, as is the case with everyone who multi replies.
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I don't doubt it. He fits right in with the lowest tier eternal contrarianist (You) bait trolls.
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I don't even think they expected that. He's a sick person.
Rain Jounson will finally canonize Yoda’s true full name. Those who know what I mean will understand.
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Has anyone made an edit where it's Matt Groening, Ian Maxtone-Graham, or someone Simpsons-related holding up
>Your Sneed theory sucks (& fricks)
"Your Snoke Theory Sucks" was a major red flag. When people speculate about the plots fictional movies they love, they are not hurting anyone, and I believe that most people understand that most speculation won't pan out, and that the actual movie will set all of those things to rest anyway. In the meantime, its free advertising that builds hype in advance of the movie's release.
So when Lucasfilm staff started piling on with the "Your Snoke Theory Sucks" meme prior to TLJ's release, it should have told us what sort of people we were dealing with. Not shrewd businesspeople, not people who enjoy being fans, not folks who can just shut up and let others enjoy a bit of harmless fun.
Just petty, self-important manchildren.
This little shit fricking googled "snoke theories," watched every fricking youtube video, and read every fricking twitter post in order to make sure that no one was "predicting" what he would do. Obviously, they all said something, so his brilliant response was... nothing. Snoke just dies and he didn't matter lol.
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israeli wife
israeli producer friend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram_Bergman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karina_Longworth
it was a mossad job
episode 7 was such garbage that I'm glad he had the balls to kill star wars early on. especially with how Disney continued to mistreat the franchise with stupid expensive hotels, sequel trilogy only attractions and so on. for that I am truly thankful, JJ managed to kill it so Disney couldn't profit of it
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This talentless troony homosexual made a garbage SW movie sure but how can you say he did it? It was Disney, and JJ Abrahams. This rat faced creep just did what they told him to do. Saying this gay killed SW is lauding the creative decisions of Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrahams. Two terrorists trying to kill us. This guy is a fricking nobody.
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It's a double issue, with Snoke. On the one hand Rian killing him off in the second act did essentially tank the trilogy because suddenly there was no bad guy for the final act, necessitating the atrocious revival of Palpatine for that role.
However, Snoke himself was conceptual trash. An Emperor knockoff, but a stupid cgi monstermash on top of that. He had no charisma or energy to carry the weight of being the villain, and that's all JJ's fault for being a hack.
Now, obviously Rian's intent was for Kylo to be the main villain. But this fails since Rey had already beaten him twice, and he has no imposing presence as a bad guy, especially without even the mask. He was also the only popular sequel character.
The only way to salvage the plot would have been for Rey and Kylo to swap roles in the second film. She goes high on power and joins the Dark Side, while Kylo recognizes Snoke's manipulations and leaves. Then the third film could conclude things between them. But Rey was supposed to be a self-insert role model, so this was made impossible.
>However, Snoke himself was conceptual trash. An Emperor knockoff, but a stupid cgi monstermash on top of that. He had no charisma or energy to carry the weight of being the villain, and that's all JJ's fault for being a hack.
ironically, the only part in the film i actually liked, was Snoke absolutely BTFOing Darth Emo, his dialogue was pretty much what i would have written at that point, he was honestly pretty funny in that scene and i was warming up to the guy, then Rian subverted my expectations and eliminated him right when i actually started to find him somewhat compelling.
that's when i realised i was being trolled.
>TLJ was based and kino and I'm tired of this board pretending it's not.
>It's one of the best Star Wars flicks because it not only was entertaining but it also made soi babbies seethe because of how different it was, and that killed the franchise. Disney gave in to the seething manchildren.
Someone actually typed this homosexual LMAO
I respect what he was trying to do. He forced Star Wars into a corner at gun point and tried to force it to do something new. He just didn't know what to do with it.
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