How did he get so fat living in Vault 33 when all they eat is vegetables and spam?

How did he get so fat living in Vault 33 when all they eat is vegetables and spam?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at hawaii obesity rates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that's just because they're polynesian Those coconuts Are just born @ 300 pounds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because of all that spam
        literally dozens of cans a week
        t. polynesian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And rice. Lots and lots of rice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm just big boned
        cope

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you think they did didlin in the vaults?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he steals from the weaker vault dwellers. It was established he was in an administrative position. Thus, he had access to the food stores and could eat more and not focus on physical labor.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spam is quite fattening

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bulk Bulkmaxxing on Potatoes and Spam like a Ligma male on his grindset .

    Lanket no lifters malding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this English?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it must be a gen z

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know about hawaii

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stealing food obviously.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This actor is officially typecast as the underground retro future dystopia guy. Big mistake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, he's fat and kind of ugly and the world is getting more dystopian by the day so more dystopian shows will be coming out. I'd say he's doing okay, considering the cards he's been dealt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he wouldn't have been cast at all in the past. who the frick wants to look at that?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some people are just fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they eat like pigs.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jelly cake

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's eating all the radroaches.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Managerially via Jello Cake Procurement and Distribution

    He also ran an anti apple pie campaign to lower interest and claim the entire stock for himself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He also ran an anti apple pie campaign to lower interest and claim the entire stock for himself.
      If this is actually in the show then I am declaring it kino and will watch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it is not but it was mentioned in the show the vault dwellers prefer jello cake over apple pie and it is just something to accept without question.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pizza is a vegetable

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his hormones are fricked up from drinking the recycled vault water tainted with birth control and microplastics

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He ate all their rations, then when the food ran out they cooked him and ate him

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did he stay so fat when he was on an abandoned island with limited food for like 10 years?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was actually one thing that WAS explained in the show. He discovered a secret stash of junk food.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how did he stay so fat when he was on an abandoned island with limited food for like 10 years?
      bump

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was actually one thing that WAS explained in the show. He discovered a secret stash of junk food.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how did he stay so fat when he was on an abandoned island with limited food for like 10 years?
          bump

          That was actually one thing that WAS explained in the show. He discovered a secret stash of junk food.

          he had like 10 bags of chips. he was eating at least 3000 more calories than the people around him considering how much work they had to do, running around, sweating from the heat, etc

          he should've lost like 100lbs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I remember right, the stash he found kept filling up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't they all be like Stargate Universe?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god that show was such garbage
        yet its far more watchable than this nuslop streaming trash.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love this dude. he was so funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when he stared into the camera and said "I LIKE PIE" with that dry expression I shat my pants laughing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And when Lucy looked at camera and said "suck a frick duck" blew my mind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed he was surprisingly kino

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    embezzling Fancy Lad Snack Cakes and sitting around checking boxes all day

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be fat as a mothefricker if you ate Spam everyday.
    Also the Hot & Spicy Spam is pretty good.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genetics

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they needed a fat mutt guy for the american audience to relate to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't there a beaner vaultie? They could've ripped off the tunnel snakes but with Mexicans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was explained in the show. They used illegal immigrants for the super mutant vault.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the most moronic r*ddit dialogue from the most moronic scene in the show
          And somehow every super mutant in the games that can speak sounds nothing like an illegal alien

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people say corn-fed because it makes you fat. and they had desserts and corn syrup probably even soda

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's because his fatness is genetic you biggot, eating and not working out doesn't have anything to do with being obese. Stop fatshaming him for his heavy bones.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you hate watch this trash? Why not watch something good? I don't understand why these threads get a million replies.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO LEMME GET SOMA DAT

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you so fat when you never leave your room and your Mom makes you dinner every night?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh both of things would make you fat brah

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He and the other dude will discover the truth and they'll become gay co-Overseers.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what show

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout tv series

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Vault 4 get access to caviar and oysters? I can't believe they stored enough of those for two hundred years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original residents were select scientists. They were not giving caviar and oysters to the test subjects. After the revolt there were just the test subjects who are few in number. Many are on ice because of their affliction. The population of Vault 4 only ballooned after taking in Shady Sands refugees. Besides he was only getting them as apart of a welcome basket so the new residents only dole them out sparingly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How did Vault 4 get access to caviar and oysters?
      Vaults are well stocked depending on which company and what hidden tests are to be done.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's higherup of some sort so I assumed he's from vault 31, meaning he's one of defrosted vault tec employees.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was just a vault 33 resident. That's why he had a freak out over being reassigned to Vault 32. He had never left 33. Only 31 residents we know of by name who were dethawed were Lucy's father, Betty the elderly black woman, and the pregnant blonde girl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not

      Vault 31 aka Vault-Tec employees are Lucy's dad, Betty the new Overseer and the eyepatch blonde girl

      Lucy's mom is a wastelander and the blonde's husband was just a normal Vault guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucy's mom was a vault dweller turned Shady Sands resident. Her mom only figured out there was a settlement based on something else siphoning water off the aquifer the vault was using.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what I wanna know is how there were straight out of africa dark blackies in a vault after 200 years, that's like 6 generations of people. Did the darkies just interbreed with other darkies?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vault 33 grows corn. Ben says it in the 2nd episode. Did you even watch the show? The guy probably ate too much HFCS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and there's no security around the corn field, probably just popping in there every day and stuffing a few down his pants

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a CHUD. The woman birth babies for him to consume.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the issue is not that he's fat, it's that other see the fat frick walking around and not murdering him for being a waste of resource obviously eating more than his share.

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