How did he go from this to THAT?

How did he go from this to THAT?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do WE go from this to THAT?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally have money
      1. Steroids
      2. Beauty Procedures such as facial harmonization, good haircut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i meant personality wise, how do we download the new personality?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This post is mind boggling. I could write a book on why youre a moron.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Goose is doing this for US anon, he's got our best interest in mind

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guess which one gets more pussy and dick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie needs someone to drive her around in her corvette, who else would she go with

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's an actor who plays different characters in different movies

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    time to put away my drive jacket and order a denim vest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've already got mine, my mom is sorting out the size of the sleeves as the one that came was way too high.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His career was down the shitter. What hass he done since BR2049?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he got knifed in the dick. dude whomst sisters had barbies and ken dolls know what i am talkinga bout

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me the crows feet are shopped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goose is over 40 years old, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ebin wojak tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's 41 years old and smiling, autist-kun. You will be the same one day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post abs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goose is over 40 years old, bro

      >tfw 27 and have crows feet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They only show up because he is squinting his eyes in that picture.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not your friend. He doesn't like your kind.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He stopped using Cinemaphile.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbie
      >Having sex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she did when I and my cousin played with her.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else getting worried about this barbie movie? I mean, how could Goose do this to us? He's been in nothing but movies for over a decade now, and he always plays /ourguy/, but I can't rationalize this one. How the frick am I supposed to change my personality to a megachad like Ken?? It doesn't make any sense, why would he take this role knowing full well that he bears a responsibility towards autists like us??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trust the plan

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From autism to sex symbol.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell from the ass slap scene this is going to be KINO

    The goose wouldn't have favoured this script otherwise

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drive+ Place beyond the pines + Only God Forgives

    10/10 kino. All of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Drive
      Kino
      >Place Beyond the Pines
      I liked the first half with goose
      >Only God Forgives
      I got filtered
      I got filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plebeian moment

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was always gay.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this dude is toast once his looks are gone. He’s been riding on that his whole career. Already looking a bit old lately, but not entirely off yet.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is right achievable natty?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Costume and set-building departments?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    newbie here
    can someone explain how goose even became the "blueprint" for anons and robots here
    like I watched drive and nothing about him aligns with the beliefs here
    is it just because he always looks like a feels guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basically. Also see that sextoy movie and only God forgives, Blade runner sequel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because he mostly just plays some autistic quiet guy in his movies, but he's handsome, so Cinemaphile likes to meme about it. I'm sure there's people here that think they're low-key handsome but autistic and all that shit irl just like Ryan Gosling's characters.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a moron, just like me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why wouldn't you just grab a rock or a brick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, classic Gosling

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He hit the wall. Why is he playing Ken, shouldn't they have picked a more younger cuter and hotter actor that fits the himbo role more?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was ALWAYS a chad, he just tricked you into thinking incels are cool

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many semen smoothies.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    step aside kid, it's time for some real men's kino

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