How did he lose most of his powers in just 10 years?
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Americans are the embodiment of cuckery so they are trying to destroy every heroic figure and their legacy.
This
A truly repulsive people
female writers don't care about silly things like fighting and magic battles
it's all about boring character drama
>female writers ruined fantasy
uh huh
>female writers ruined fantasy
>uh huh
Tolkien wrote the book,s the films are an inferior adaption and every that diverged from the books was trash.
these b***hes failed.
Just about every stupid change that made its way into the Peter Jackson LoTR was Fran Walsh's fault.
Cut himself off from the force due to trauma probably. That shit wealens Jedi fast. Take the exile in KotOR II for example, he (she, but space Jesus is the face I always use) was a beast during Malachor V but got yeeted back to being a level 1 b***h after the council cut him off and spending a decade not practicing.
He wasn't sent to train the Jedi's only hope and to learn how to become a force ghost though.
he cut himself off, that's the big revelation before the jedi actually do try and cut you off later.
>Cut himself off from the force due to trauma probably
But why would you do that? When he literally says to Leia that the force is like turning on the lights when you are afraid of the dark. If anything he'd lose himself in the force and spend too much time meditating or something.
probably because if everyone is in the dark and you turn on a light you can be spotted from far away
>last jedi rehash
Check please
Completely different. The Exile had to cut herself off otherwise she would have died due to the sheer amount of horror at Malachor V. And in doing so, she became a wound in the Force that would literally drain the Force from people around her, like Nihlus. You don't recover your powers in the game; you syphon those of your party members.
Kenobi just stopped practicing and "forgot lmao" as if the Force had been a bike. No relation whatsoever.
>He has to be a miserable wretch whining and moaning for ten years because 'trauma'
>Can't have kino where he acts like a homeless slob by day, does hardcore workouts and force excercises by night, preparing for the day when he finally trains Luke
People don't want to see their heroes wallowing around in misery, they want to see them power up and overcome
>they want to see them power up and overcome
That would be a good message.
>Deal with it in a healthy way and get back to work. The galaxy needs you.
How can he protect Luke and train him then ?
please report back to your containment thread
pleas report back to your containment board
try not to walk in 10 years and then try if your legs work very well lmao
This. A jedi draws his strength from a connection to the force. If you're not using the force, your connection to it diminishes.
Yoda literally gave him a training assignment to expand his connection with the force and reach out to Qui Gon. Also obiwan was going to train luke when he gets older, he even tells own that in episode 1. So why would he lose his connection to the force if he had 2 inportant missions? Its woman tier writing
>used force effortlessly in ANH from the get go while still hiding from Empire for another 8 years
Im disgusted with how low iq disney shills are
Anyone with a brain and knowledge of the Hero’s Journey knows that now that Obi Wan has gotten his ass kicked he is going to reconnect with the force and save the day at the end of the season. Will likely encounter ghost QuiGon
This shows entire arc is about getting Punished Obi to become wise sage Ben
>wise sage Ben
who happened to be the exact same as prequel obi-wan. nobody wanted a cowardly homosexual, frick off
He stopped caring
The only material that needs to be consoomed is the Kenobi novel written before the buyout and subsequent 'decanonization.'
shit writing
force isnt math to be restudied
and kenobi is high profile monk-warrior that 24/7 trained and used lightsaber for like 35-40 years, he cant "forget how to use it, muscle memory simply doesnt work like that
>While Obi-Wan kind of forgot about The Empire and the force, They certainly haven't forgotten about him
marxist writers
Based dubs
PTSD affects white males harder in star wars
Ahsoka is perfectly fine after losing everything Obi-Wan did
Star Wars should be cancelled and redeveloped as anime starting at the beginning of ep1.
Prove me wrong
>Star Wars should be cancelled and redeveloped as anime starting at the beginning of ep1.
>Prove me wrong
How can I prove you wrong when you are so right?
probably just ptsd, he'll get his powers back in the final episode and have epic anime battles against that black sith
>be pro baseball player
>retire and never pick up a bat or glove for 10 years and try to come back and play in a game just off the couch with zero training
yah ..... I wonder. there would likely be high school kids that would rip you a new ass after being retired for 10 years
better yet imagine an MMA fighter being retired for 10 years and coming in cold off the bench. Prob would get beat by one of the women
>be pro baseball player
>your coach hires you as a coach to train a young kid and learn more about the sport
>jerk off for 10 years and not develop as a coach in the slightest when you have a goal given to you
>still tell the kid's uncle that he needs to be coached when you don't even have your shit together
>those that can do ... teach
there is a reason this is a saying. you dont have to be good at something to be able to teach someone else how to be good at it. If that were the case every pro sports team would be shit if the coach had to be as good as the players at the sport he is coaching them in. Why cant John Madden do a diving end zone catch? Ah shit frick the bears if Dick Butkis cant tackle Jerry Rice (yes I am showing my age using madden and and Butkis but idc frick you)
*cant do
>Phil Jackson cant guard Larry Bird so the Michael Jordan Bulls are trash
so on and so forth
It's Jake Skywalker all over again, except (ironically) he would have been a better way to make Jake Skywalker than what that ball headed subversive cuck did.
This is what happens when women write men's genre's. They just don't care about internal consistency or even raw logic. If it "feels" interesting they just do it. Since they have no actual attachment to the source material they just grab whatever pieces they like the best and break the rest.
6 years ago I was Cinemaphile and had perfect hair. Now I'm bald and skinnyfat.
Homewrecking is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Yoda goes crackers in a bog and can lift a plane out the water but wan can't force push a few people
He was merely pretending to be moronic
Unlike Ben who, apparently, became moronic
The force is purely spiritual and fictional. It does whatever the plot needs it to.
the force is female now, that's why
Ever played video game sequels where you lose all your power ups in the beginning? Makes it more interesting I guess. Idk
>can literally just walk around the checkpoint
This show is worth watching just because of how bad everything is.
well it's obviously so you can't drive through, but it was pretty funny when ben shot the thing instead of walking 2 meters around it. getting lazy on his old age.
but i guess the most logical explanation is that he was in a hurry and panicked so didn't think things through
>cops dont just block roads in this Universe, they build a wall of china so you cant walk around a highway checkpoint innawoods
Can't blame the writing for that, just the shitty set budget. I'm sure the writer envisioned a box canyon or a giant wall or something, but the upstairs guys said 'lmao nope, you get the dinky little outpost with the walmart style gate.' All of these shows are obvious evidence the mouse is making nowhere near what their target goal is from SW, and they're trying to cut their losses with the cheapest made tvs shows possible
>can't workout how to disable the barrier
>so just shoots it
>then instead of taking the speeder down the road goes on foot
How could he have done all that he did in episodes 1-4 and now be such a tard? Disney just like shitting on the old heroes just like they did with Han, Solo etc because they're white males.
>Rusty Obi Wan is not even a fraction as powerful as Rey with no training
Bravo disney
i lost the power to pick up heavy boxes a year after 30 so its pretty believable.
Porn addiction
Um.
You realize body builders lose their strength in like a day if they don't train?
Why would he not train? Yoda gave him a goal to talk to Qui-Gon and prepare to teach Luke. Why would he cut himself off from the Force if he had achievable natty goals?
i assume using force could make him exposed? which would prevent his seemingly only goals left in life. he just prays quigon and looks after luke sometimes.
i'd think it's enough that you know how force works to teach it but dunno. many teachers and coaches are incapable of doing stuff that they teach or at least can't do it like they used to for various reasons. often due to not practicing it in action in ages, but they can still provide insight and experience. more the theory part you know.
anyway i think you guys looks too much in to star wars. it's never been very logical and you could nitpick everything about it. just silly mostly fantasy series of movies and tv shows
how do people get fat in 10 weeks?
alcoholism/the Scottish diet (but I repeat myself)
He lost his powers due to his inherent racism.
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time Lord Vader, or Darth as I call him, and I reunited 10 years after you were born? It was back when he was almost not a learner but also not yet a master. When he caught up with me after I skillfully evaded him 3 times in a row, he dragged my decrepit body over inflamed combustible crystals to give me a taste of of my own medicine. You see, back when we were even gooder friend than we are now, I dismembered him and left him to burn alive in an act of gracious Jedi mercy, and he wanted pay back. Luckily my Jedi robes did not instantly combust like his did back in the days (I had learned from the experience and prepared for this exact scenario by regularly dowsing them with eopie’s urine, look it up, it’s on wookiepedia). Despite suffering third degree burns to my torso, my hands and face were spared despite being millimeters away from the flaming combustible. Otherwise you would be looking at the same disfigured face I gave good old Darth. However my sacrifice was not in vain, as your sister that I had just rescued managed to escape for 3 minutes before being caught again. (She would soon forget my existence and only refer to me as her father’s friend that she never met) Luckily a good friend I had just met and already forgotten about saved me by shooting one random stormtrooper out of dozens. Despite having many ways get to me and get his long awaited opportunity for revenge, Darth just stood there and let me go. It was all in good fun after all, there was no need to take it further. I would soon meet him again in a later episode of Kenobi of Disney + (he was still almost not a learner but not quite yet a master). You know Luke, despite having experienced your Fathe… I mean Darth’s cruelty first hand, both by the torture he inflicted on me and by witnessing his killing of children, I would still grant him my full forgiveness and eternal life if the chance presented itself. Why you ask? Because he was a good friend