How did he survive getting shot through the heart and you're to bane? Also why does he sound like bane?

How did he survive getting shot through the heart and you're to bane?

Also why does he sound like bane?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the Grim Reaper from Bill and Ted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, but the Chinese guy looks like a toilet robot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly does a toilet robot do?
        Asking for a friend.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Toils.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's an alien with a second heart

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shot through the heart
    And you're to blame
    You give love a bad name

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was really angry, does wonders for the will to live

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And now he's off to job to those blue-haired Rebels kids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least he gets fricking exploded with no chance of coming back.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based quan chi poster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        THAT'S A LOTTA DUBS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >is it okay if I call you Mr. Dubs?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one’s ever really gone

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literal space alien.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy looks and talks like someone straight out of Lexx. Not even Farscape, Lexx.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t Vader seem kind of overpowered in this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader in the OT was fighting a geriatric Kenobi that wanted to die anyway and later his son that he was just trying to talk into joining him.
      Later on he basically also jobbed to his son on purpose because he turned good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I get that but if Obi Wan could outduel a 22 year old normal anakin surely he could beat a 32 year frankenstein anakin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars has had a power creep problem for a very long time and to keep Vader menacing in the current canon he has to be way overpowered compared to how he was portrayed in the OT
      the same thing happened in the old EU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, but only because of his infamous suiting up scene where he freaks because he is somehow tricked into thinking he killed Padme.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He did kill Padmé.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I forgot. The old broken heart technique.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly it was due to medical error, one of the leading causes of death in America.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Have we started the fire?

        I get that but if Obi Wan could outduel a 22 year old normal anakin surely he could beat a 32 year frankenstein anakin

        Star Wars has had a power creep problem for a very long time and to keep Vader menacing in the current canon he has to be way overpowered compared to how he was portrayed in the OT
        the same thing happened in the old EU

        Vader in the OT was fighting a geriatric Kenobi that wanted to die anyway and later his son that he was just trying to talk into joining him.
        Later on he basically also jobbed to his son on purpose because he turned good.

        What pisses me off more about Vader is that because of the prequels Anakin/Vader just ended up as a dickhead simpleton before he turned into Vader.
        The OT implied due to his commanding presence and general know-how about how the Empire works that he has this high IQ component to him on top of being an enforcer.

        But in the PT all he does is b***h and moan and act like a bully. At no point was he a decent human being, let alone "good".
        If Padme didn't put out he'd have probably raped someone eventually, even while on the jedi council. And he'd turn evil even if Palpatine didn't exist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Clone Wars TV show sort of helps explain that, but yeah, movies alone paint a completely different Anakin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kid anakin was alright. Padawan Anakin was an impulsive dickhead with lots of issues. RotS Anakin was the hero he was meant to be. He was resourceful, he was cunning, he was powerful. But the Jedi had failed him and he was aware that something was wrong. Palpatine had literally groomed him into being a Darth, fueling his dark nature.
          RotS Anakin is peak Anakin because he is a badass and a great hero BUT he is also a very vulnerable person full of doubts. Vader kills that person and goes full beast mode.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How'd the Jedi fail him?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >have visions of mom dying horribly
              >she dies
              >have visions of Padme dying horribly
              >Yoda: lol she'll be fine just like forget about it bro. Also repress your emotions.
              Also Qui Gon was THE perfect master for Anakin but Obi Wan too much of a Jedi poster boy. Without Qui Gon and with Palps fricking up with him he ended up screwing himself up. Finally Dooku was right and the Republic had turned the Jedi into enforcers bound by its rules when Jedi should follow the will of the force alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually very accurate for both legends and canon Vader. In fact this is nothing compared to the shit he does in the comics. It's been nice to see him mog everyone in Rogue One, Fallen Order and this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the comics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be a woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Theres no reason Vader should be any stronger than Anakin in Revenge and really he should be a lot weaker.
        It doesn’t even look like The Emperor we saw fight yoda could be the Vader in this show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why should he be weaker?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Emptiness. Also the whole having all your limbs cut off and the rest of your body cooked like a burnt steak should have some effect.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's dumb. Giving in to the dark side always came with an increase in power. It's raw corrupted Force.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How do you even corrupt the whill of the force? Frick this shit homie, just let me see some space wizrards fighting to John Williams.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only edge Palpatine had over him is lightning which would disable Vader's life support and limbs and also the fact he kept promising "how to create life".

          Palpatine also had an out for that particular topic. He could say that before his crippling Vader had more force potential so now that he is diminished he can't help Palpatine puzzle out the secret (even though he's lying).
          That's why Palpatine and Vader are generally not doing much on that front and why Palpatine wants Luke as the next apprentice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even per Lucas he was supposed to get more powerful over time, just never reaching what he would have been able to whether it's because he got butchered (kind of a shitty explanation, really) or because he's a psychological mess.

          But, for obvious reasons, even inviting this shit into the story was a stupid idea that was the result of another stupid idea.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            His injuries from Obi-Wan are intended to be the biggest reason he never became as strong as he should have been. For instance he can't summon Force lightning because of his artificial limbs and that it would short out his life support. And obviously his mobility was greatly limited.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have we started the fire?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are slowly introducing Sith cloning.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A good question for another time

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do artificial limbs come with you when you become a force ghost?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're waiting for you in the afterlife.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show has already had dogshit writing throughout, but what possible explanation can be given for Vader and the Grand Wizard not finishing her off?
    As stupid of a plan as letting that impulsive moron hunt Kenobi was to begin with, at least it was a plan with a start and finish. They're done with her. Chop her head off or something. Why is Darth Vader of all people not being thorough with his kills?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's grooming her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're just fricking around because they know they're untouchable.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Romans, after crucifying Jesus, basically pulled him off the cross, fixed up his wounds and shipped him off to Rome to fight in the colosseum as a gladiator and told everyone he went to heaven. Now imagine if Jesus, due to his divinity, got very good at doing that over the next decade and he got mindbroken into liking it.

    Now imagine if you're a captured christian taken to the gladiatorial arena to fight for your life and an insane buffed-out evil Jesus, who is also the right hand of the Emperor, is slowly walking towards you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone know what you do in Heaven? Like what if you get bored or some shit? Can I buy a ticket to Hell or somewhere while I'm there?
      This whole eternity shit is way too confusing and sounds awful to be honest. Like Jesus Christ, literally, just end it and let me be done.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to be a completely different person there and essentially enjoy doing nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It will be done, my Lord

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    every fricking time I see a pic of this dude I think its johnny depp in black mass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even corrupt the whill of the force? Frick this shit homie, just let me see some space wizrards fighting to John Williams.

      >It will be done, my Lord

      The Clone Wars TV show sort of helps explain that, but yeah, movies alone paint a completely different Anakin.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even corrupt the whill of the force? Frick this shit homie, just let me see some space wizrards fighting to John Williams.

      >It will be done, my Lord

      The Clone Wars TV show sort of helps explain that, but yeah, movies alone paint a completely different Anakin.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

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      Holy shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god works in mysterious ways

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like saving you from devil trips holy shit

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shut up and consume product

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thank the lord for that

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If "The Force" can see into, know, and influence time (the future), what is Anakin responsible for?
    He was the chosen one, his destiny and how he would achieve it was written (literally and metaphorically) before he was born.

    Eternity is such a poor conceptual story. Something that never ends or begins for that matter.

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