How did horror become the most woke genre? It used to be about killing teenagers now it's all about the patriarchy or white people bad
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How did horror become the most woke genre?
Is that a rhetorical question, or are you being moronic on purpose?
Asking for a friend.
horror fans are starved for *good* movies and will slurp up anything, including liberal propaganda disguised as horror
There's more non-woke horror than there's woke horror, even on 2023. You are just plebs, who watch the most mainstream shit.
What is the "man's genre" then? "Adult" cartoons? Capeshit?
Post 3 non-woke horror movies released in 2023 you consider good.
The daily news
>non-woke
Movies that have been proven by time to be good, also books.
The man's genre is not watching much television in the year 2023 because it's dogshit
The man's genre is not watching TV.
This tbh, I'll watch post op trannies scissor if a demon jump scares me before killing them.
>only young people goes to see horror movies
>Studio exec: "what do kids like these days? pronouns? give'em that"
My problem with the "aloof Boomer" theory is that movie execs had no problem giving audiences what they wanted for roughly 100 years, and then they just woke up one day and assumed that teenagers are all 40 year old black female Democrats.
This
The aloof boomers are already retired and playing golf in Mar-a-Lago
At the very best they're shareholders who turn up to the board meeting every once in a while to appoint someone they think knows the audience... which will be a leftist milennial
Boomers get ideas when they are waxing their Porch. They get on the call box and tell a Wendy’s employee. After verification the manager uses his key surgically implanted in his or her left arm (never the right) to unlock “ the red phone” which is a direct line to Hollywood command. Information is relayed, and it goes strait to Jack Warner who doesn’t want to hear any of it because he is hunting Communists like any red blooded American
And you can quote me on that corn pop!
Nice larp, boomer
Dont you have to be christian to believe in exorcisms and the devil?
Yes but new agists and western buddhist larpers still believe in le ghosts
>Christian exorcisms
how did a genre with a majority female and soiboi fanbase become woke?
Truly the greatest mystery of our times
this is what writers rooms in Hollywood look like these days. Nothing non-woke is ever going to get made in that environment.
I would also add that those blacks and browns get all their ideas through. You aren’t allowed to say no to them.
>You aren’t allowed to say no to them
Exactly. "I'm sorry Lateesha but your suggestion just isn't very good" - a white guy who won't be getting any more writing jobs in Hollywood.
Can't you like, identify as a POC and then give them an advice?
you'd have to black-up convincingly. unlike with troonydom they don't just accept self-identification
Reminder if you supported the writers strike, then you deserve this.
Horror fans are almost always counter culture tattooed up morons who think Wicca stuff is cool, baphomets a babe and satan is Santa. They like the idea of being edgy but all they're contrary to is common sense and tradition.
Weird how they're all edgelords but they also have the same opinions as every corporation
women are the biggest consumers of horror movies
>I guess the doctors didn't let me watch my daughter's surgery because of the patriarchy
"I guess women don't want me because my 6-pack and huge dick."
Chuddies triggered again?
bro this movie was garbage chuds aside like all the religions come together to exorcise it could you think of a more trite plot point
They simply have finally made the apt comparison between Catholics and African voodoo ritualists
Something that reverend Martin Luther figured out 400 years ago and we were all thinking for 50 years
I’m glad someone finally said it
What the frick is a "Chuddie"?
a black gentleman who stabs people in NYC
He doesn't stab people, people assault black gentleman's knife with their bodies, repeating times...
>Your Honor, I swear, I was trying to return this gentleman's wallet and phone to him but he suddenly attacked my knife with his belly 32 times! 30 fricking 2 times, oh I'm sorry for my vulgar vocabulary... Yes sir, I swear to my name Dindu Nuffin that I am innocent!
Horror has become, in this current year of our lord Self aware
Green needs to be put down
go to hollywood and change it then you fricking coward!!
else, eat up the slop and shut the frick up
Some nurse reciting the roman rites
Some voodoo b***h praying in Jesus name
Nurse opens the bible 10 pages in talking about the Cross, 10 pages in is the Old Testament
Demon having the cross of St.Peter on its forehead and does frick all to it
Police not arresting anyone after the exorcism after killing a child and a priest
Evil wins and it's a happy ending
>How did horror become the most woke genre? It used to be about killing teenagers now it's all about the patriarchy or white people bad
Arguably horror is always the most subversive genre. Consider the video nasties. Sure they are anti-feminist in the extreme, but they are anti-Christian too, and that was the people who got mad at them at the time. You might object that woke shit isn't subversive, but the people making them think it is. They have to keep fighting the power somehow.
>Video nasties
Ahahahahahaha
That’s your always totalitarian baby kingdom
Imagine bringing that up as an example
I mean just absolutely kek
horror buffs were always redditors and now redditors write your movies
It’s a what 5th installment of a 50 year old movie franchise
If thought this was going to be in anyway “good” you are simply moronation in the flesh
Ahaha
>redditors write your movies
No, they don't.
I guess the real exorcist was the viewers we lost along the way
How do you white boys still not get that the patriarchy is bad for you too? You get fed this bullshit about what an "ideal" man is supposed to be (strong, yet sensitive, but not too sensitive and not chauvinistic. white, but not pasty white, but not a darkie either. rugged, but not a disheveled unshaven bum. tall, but not gigantic circus freak. fit like a Greek god, but not like a roided out gymcel. smart and educated, but not pompous. cultured, polite, debonair, gentlemanly, suave, an expert in everything). I will bet my bottom dollar that 99.99% of men don't measure up to this unrealistic expectation, and when they don't, they get depressed about it. That's the whole point of the "I am Kenough" thing.
I hope for your sake that's pasta
>white boys
I'm betting you are a sloyent addled balding neckbeard after reading the rest of your moronic post. "The patriarchy" is the result of the natural process. To go against is to go against the laws of nature which will come back to bite you in the ass.
Horror has always been the degenerate genre, what the frick are you talking about
>How did horror become the most woke genre?
dracula was an allegory about anti-antisemitism
psycho was about transgenderism
80s slasher films were about patriarchy and reagan america
they were always woke
>dracula was an allegory about anti-antisemitism
It wasn't an allegory, it was more an endorsement.
>psycho was about transgenderism
And what a glowing detection it was!
>80s slasher films were about patriarchy and reagan america
Only in the sense that they were made in 80s. They weren't "about" these things. Nightmare on Elm Street was a simple silly premise of "what if a guy could kill you in your dreams?". Any pretentious philosophical message that Wes Craven tried to stamp onto it 20 years later is inconsequential. Same with that Halloween Boomer who tried to pretend like Michael Meyers was an allegory for Vietnam or whatever bullshit he tried to say years later when that became chic.
A24slop is to blame
>What the frick is a "Chuddie"?
>It used to be about killing teenagers
teenagers who were smoking, drinking and having le sex. And the girl who killed the monster was le pure trad virgin. It was also woke but it was the type of woke you agreed with
Horror fans are a distinct type of morons seeking the lamest most instinctual primal emotion
What else did you expect
It's not the brightest bunch
>hey remember those 2 men who sacrificed their lives to save my daughters soul?
>frick them they were sexist pigs
$400 million well spent
>400 million
WUT!!
Passive morons like John Squires