He didn't. he was so powerful in the Force that he sustained his corporeal form for decades after and nobody not even Anakin, Yoda or Sheev could tell. he was taught this technique by Qui Gon
This one always got me, especially when Jango has him on the leash and he’s flying around, just bank a corner real sharp and disconnect the line, motherfricker will go flying into the ocean and die.
They were right above an ocean, all he had to do is fly over it and cut the grapnel line. What about that is video games? Do you really think such a thing is impossible? Just cut it when you’re turning, they’re on a big circle, he will fall off.
I had a friend back in elementary school who argued with me and another about being able to jump over explosions because he thought grenade explosions were just shockwaves travelling along the ground like in a game
The funnier thing about it is Lucas seemed to believe Jango really had to point the missile at whatever he wanted to shoot directly, he never figured it could just direct itself. So he put Jango in this awkward position because how else was he supposed to use it?
The part where this falls on him made me cringe in the threater, it looked so fake and from then on I knew this would be weird. Overall still a kino George flick
You can very easily see in the webm that the platform has ~24 inch support beams underneath it. The platform never crushed Obi-Wan directly he had clearance from the support beam.
Still looks like shit and was a dumb solution for "Anakin needs to fight Dooku alone"
What? There's a hologram recording up everybody's butthole in this universe, but not in Dooku's throne room on his personal ship?
Goddamn these films make no sense.
he was too dangerous to left alive , obiwan incapacitated , needed to get palpatine out of there , isnt it part of the conflict integrally he has later about not being a good jedi
I saw that on liveleak (before they cucked out). The video shows the other side and Ewan's guts were squeezed into his mouth. Really sick. We only have that screenshot now after they scrubbed the vid.
I remember that cut scene on the blue planet, Bluepato. Just Obi Wan jiving to some space tunes while Anakin is glowering in the other seat. Does anyone know why Lucas cut it? Too comical?
That's what I always wondered. I was thinking his legs were gonna be fricked and Anakin was gonna have to battle his way out with Obi-Wan and Palpatine relying on him and prove his hero status before his downfall. Guess that just would've been too kino, though. Missed opportunity here.
Wait now I'm really confused. Was the "War!" in Revenge of the Sith still between the Republic and the Trade Federation because of some trade routes?
So everyone knows Dooku is a Sith Lord, right? Was he commanding the Trade Federation? Why wasn't he or Grievous in Phantom of the Menace?
What the frick is happening I'm so confused.
It was between Republic and Sepratists, essentially two opposing governments who wanted control over planets. Trade Fed played both sides for money but was unofficially separatist. Dooku was made the leader of separatists so Sheev could control both sides, or attempt to.
Wait now I'm really confused. Was the "War!" in Revenge of the Sith still between the Republic and the Trade Federation because of some trade routes?
So everyone knows Dooku is a Sith Lord, right? Was he commanding the Trade Federation? Why wasn't he or Grievous in Phantom of the Menace?
What the frick is happening I'm so confused.
How was Dooku so powerful in the dark side yet never appeared angry snd it didn't alter his appearance like it did to Anakin and others?
He used the force just before he went unconscious to contact yoda who made a forcefield torso shield that protec him
aren't Force users superhuman?
He didn't. he was so powerful in the Force that he sustained his corporeal form for decades after and nobody not even Anakin, Yoda or Sheev could tell. he was taught this technique by Qui Gon
somebody else learned it too
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How did Obi-Wan survive this wtf
these movies are fricking dogshit
I'm really starting to thinl Obi-Wan just has a force field
Yeah, it's called Plot Armor
>wtf dad, you should shot him with high explosive and I just machine gunned him. All it did was make him bounce around?! How do we kill this dude?
This one always got me, especially when Jango has him on the leash and he’s flying around, just bank a corner real sharp and disconnect the line, motherfricker will go flying into the ocean and die.
Black person the real world is not like your video games
They were right above an ocean, all he had to do is fly over it and cut the grapnel line. What about that is video games? Do you really think such a thing is impossible? Just cut it when you’re turning, they’re on a big circle, he will fall off.
>star wars
>real world
hoo boy
This post genuinely made me laugh. It's a movie you fricking moron.
Obi would just pull one of these rebreathers out and surprise Jango from under the sea.
That would’ve been a lot cooler. Fight was really underwhelming, but I don’t think George wanted any Jedi to lose a 1v1 ever.
I had a friend back in elementary school who argued with me and another about being able to jump over explosions because he thought grenade explosions were just shockwaves travelling along the ground like in a game
Sometimes I get the impressions that these movies weren't really made but simulated.
How is Jango climbing sideways like that?
The funnier thing about it is Lucas seemed to believe Jango really had to point the missile at whatever he wanted to shoot directly, he never figured it could just direct itself. So he put Jango in this awkward position because how else was he supposed to use it?
>raise head to aim missile
>head gets blown off by missile
Still better than soulless disneywars tho
He's unchained.
magnetic shin guards. it's on wookiepedia.
Some kind of magnetic system that magically disappears 15 seconds later when he starts falling off the platform and could really use it.
Enhance.
why does mango fett walk walk around with a ballistic missile on his back?
Because Boba Fett's toys didn't have a detachable rocket launcher he just fired missiles from his back so it became canon.
Why, you wouldn't?
Are you some slack-jawed homosexual by chance?
>Just use the Force bro
rain lowers the attack power of fire type moves
Prequeltards will defend this
it wasn't a direct hit so I see no issue
Chad Jango was killing Jedi with his bare hands while Boba got beat up by sand people.
>Chad Jango was killing Jedi with his bare hands
He never did that.
He's not human, you know? He's race is extremely resilient, they in fact don't even die, they become energy
Technically no one is human in the Star Wars universe
It was just a soundstage so it wasn't that heavy.
The part where this falls on him made me cringe in the threater, it looked so fake and from then on I knew this would be weird. Overall still a kino George flick
well just swap out euin for a digital double , itll look just as good as if we did it practical
You can very easily see in the webm that the platform has ~24 inch support beams underneath it. The platform never crushed Obi-Wan directly he had clearance from the support beam.
Still looks like shit and was a dumb solution for "Anakin needs to fight Dooku alone"
are you fricking moronic? obi wan was crushed by the part IN BETWEEN the beams you fricking autist apologist
He would have been crushed like a bug just like those pajeets getting lightly tapped by trains.
>sleep tight, obi wan
Check out the fidelity on that platform, looks like something from the pre-rendered parts of maybe Shadow the Hedgehog.
Needs a George Floyd edit
How did Christopher Lee survive this?
Why did nobody ever question Anakin about this execution?
The only people who knew were Anakin and Palpatine. Everyone else probably assumed Dooku would have fought to the death.
What? There's a hologram recording up everybody's butthole in this universe, but not in Dooku's throne room on his personal ship?
Goddamn these films make no sense.
after that all Jedi had to wear a bodycam for legal purposes
he was too dangerous to left alive , obiwan incapacitated , needed to get palpatine out of there , isnt it part of the conflict integrally he has later about not being a good jedi
>You know my lady Count Dooku was once a Jedi, it's not in his character
Mace Windu seems really into decapitations.
I saw that on liveleak (before they cucked out). The video shows the other side and Ewan's guts were squeezed into his mouth. Really sick. We only have that screenshot now after they scrubbed the vid.
Stop asking questions
I remember that cut scene on the blue planet, Bluepato. Just Obi Wan jiving to some space tunes while Anakin is glowering in the other seat. Does anyone know why Lucas cut it? Too comical?
That's what I always wondered. I was thinking his legs were gonna be fricked and Anakin was gonna have to battle his way out with Obi-Wan and Palpatine relying on him and prove his hero status before his downfall. Guess that just would've been too kino, though. Missed opportunity here.
he was taking a nap
>untold civilian deaths and collateral damage
there's no time to explain
He didn't. Whenever you see Obi Wan after this its a force clone
Norwood Kenobi
Only when he was running
2:34
Jesus Christ the Cantina music is fricking awful.
He hid the mass of the object inside of his ass by using “force ass”
he was tucked in because he fell asleep and he didn't want obi to catch a cold
Wait now I'm really confused. Was the "War!" in Revenge of the Sith still between the Republic and the Trade Federation because of some trade routes?
So everyone knows Dooku is a Sith Lord, right? Was he commanding the Trade Federation? Why wasn't he or Grievous in Phantom of the Menace?
What the frick is happening I'm so confused.
It was between Republic and Sepratists, essentially two opposing governments who wanted control over planets. Trade Fed played both sides for money but was unofficially separatist. Dooku was made the leader of separatists so Sheev could control both sides, or attempt to.
The seratists didn't know Dooku was a Sith. All they know is that he left the jedi order to return to politics.
How was Dooku so powerful in the dark side yet never appeared angry snd it didn't alter his appearance like it did to Anakin and others?
For him it's the passion, not anger. Dude loves fighting and killing people.
Also it did frick with him, he's only 60 years old
Dooku is 83, at least according to the RotS novelization.
>How did Obi-Wan survive this wtf
Are you blind?
Then what pushed him, you fricking moron?
It was making contact with him but not to the point where it would crush him, just pin him.
Why didn't Padme get infections from this? Three pretty deep cuts, open to the air of an alien planet for a couple of hours.
It’s bacta I ain’t gotta explain shit.
she also fell into straight sand as well a few minutes later.
I blame this movie for my tummy fetish
I live in perpetual fear of the day crop tops go out of style
it buffed out
Say goodnight goldenrod
The prequels killed Star Wars. The sequel trilogy just cemented it.
Describe Obi Wan's personality.
ughhhhh
he's an butthole
British.
he was (not) a good friend
Composed, sometimes snarky.
Intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor.
Kind, heroic, self-deprecating, sassy.
THEY KILLED KENNYOBI