How did Pixar do it?

How did they make the perfect milf?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with pregnant lactating Helen

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they pair her up with a loser?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have such huge daddy issues you pretend every dad is a loser?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they genuinely are?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you have such huge daddy issues you pretend every dad is a loser?

          Why did they pair her up with a loser?

          moms >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dads

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't they cuck their husbands?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because of a thing called love and a trait called loyalty

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fat
                >slob
                >kind of dumb
                >shitty spouse
                Canon

                she's got a perfect healthy son.... she can always go for him

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                with his son obviously

                The Jab route, nice. More cartoons should take this route.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trust me loser, They aren't. But you? You are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mister IncrediChad
      >loser

      Did we watch the same movie?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fat
        >slob
        >kind of dumb
        >shitty spouse
        Canon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's buff, clean, and smart enough to master insuricare's bureaucracy and come up with good tactics mid-battle

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet his wife still isn't satisfied. Maybe he has a small dick.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And yet his wife still isn't satisfied.
              >Maybe he has a small dick.

              Motherfricker probably has the only dick in the world to properly satisfy Elastica girl.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bob has a wierd corkscrew penis that helen enjoys wrapping herself around, it's so deformed he can't properly ejaculate, she had to form some weird tendrils and pull the sperm straight out of his balls to make babies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For a body capable of flexibility and stretching like hers, the concept of getting her back blown out must have been a very alien concept to her.
                Until Mr. Incredible that is.
                Bob's needs must also be met by this arrangement, akin to Superman's World of Cardboard, I'd imagine that He couldn't really get his vinegar strokes in with a normal women.
                Possibly even other super women.

                When they make love its pretty great, but when they FRICK I'm imagining a living Fleshlight situation. Just Bob grabbing her by the ass, squeezing her til he has a good grip on himself, and just going to town while she flops around beneath him/on top of him as an amount of force that no one else can give her sends her to realms unknown.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re just jealous that he has a hot wife and you don’t.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least I'm not getting cheated on 😉

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for hypnosis rape

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a woman with unrealistic proportions
    so hard

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking with this scene?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was my milf awakening

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the DVD commentary, Brad Bird said he based this scene on his wife being self conscious about her body

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if she cheats on him, just a little

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          with his son obviously

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if she had to get filled with water like a giant human balloon to put out a fire

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    her voice is kinda weird though
    >inb4 her va is old!
    she sounded weird in the original too

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sloppily making out in the car

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love how she stops to do this while she's infiltrating a futuristic island hideout full of guards carrying machine guns. She is badass.

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