How did Rust get fully erect instantly? The guy was like a narcotic, alcoholic insomniac.
Also, did Maggie come?
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How did Rust get fully erect instantly? The guy was like a narcotic, alcoholic insomniac. Also, did Maggie come?
>Also, did Maggie come?
who cares!
Fpbp
>Also, did Maggie come?
If a woman feels loved and desired, she generally doesn't care.
Rust cared and that is what no one else did.
No she didn't. She looks pissed off when she realizes she doesn't get to enjoy her one chance to make infidelity count.
Maggie's satisfaction comes from telling her husband she cheated on him, not from the sexual act itself.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Sorry bro
I kissed for the first time at 30 and now have a gf, that's life happening
What did you do at 30 for it to happen?
I literally got lucky, last summer I posted something on instagram (which I rarely do) and a coworker I barely even spoke to replied to it and we started talking from there and I went along with it, for some reason she fell hard for me and now we're planning moving in together and having children
I had resigned myself to self-isolation because i didn't believe there could be a woman that could ever like me like that, and now I wish I would've looked for them harder when I was younger
Congrats anon. I doubt I'll ever get lucky like that, it's ok though life is still worth living
Don't underestimate the amount of lonely women out there as long as you don't have dumb /misc/ standards like expecting pure virgin tradwives and shit. Dating sites are also pretty bad because you tend to get drowned out by thirsty Pajeets and b***hes are much pickier.
I'm not expecting anything really, probably the reason why I'm a kissless virgin in the first place
> as long as you don't have dumb /misc/ standards like expecting pure virgin tradwives
Not true. I got a virgin 18 year old gf when I was 31. I influenced her to be trad. We’ve been married for 7 years
>as long as you don't have dumb /misc/ standards
"Dude you can get a wife too if you're willing to marry the fat, used up, cummed on, STD having, repulsive, insufferable 38 year old roastie from hell!"
Inspiring.
f yeah anon nice stuff, doesn’t matter now about what you could have done. enjoy the family life and the joy it brings
b-b-b-but Cinemaphile says it over if you havent fricked 999 women by 18
b-b-but sex before marriage is a sin and i lovejesus!
what do bros
Same but I'm 34 and I'm banging a 17 yo twin
PEDO MODS!!
same. Us '94 kids are cursed.
And you never will because you make this post every single fricking day you b***h made homosexual
same but 26
I’ve had sex with 20 women and am now married
You'll get taken for everything one day
I turn 30 in February. Never had a girlfriend never had sex
Import a russian woman
protip from an ugly 32 year old guy: fat chicks
they have low standards
they are thirsty for male attention
they are eager to please in bed
usually big breasts
go for it anon
If that's my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
beggars cant be choosers
nice advice from 2011. Fat chicks think they're 'curvy goddesses' now.
>I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
You will be 30 years old and never kissed a girl. Then 35 and then 40. And you'll still make these self loathing, attention-seeking posts because you are a unwise man.
It is what it is
Stop posting on Cinemaphile every day and you will.
Same except 37 and I have fricked 90ish.
But being in love is the best.
>I have fricked 90ish
how was it?
grim
28, kissless here.
my brother in christ wut
her juicy ass would make any straight functional man instantly erect
nothing gets me harder than doing shit I shouldnt do sexually
He was on NoFap for years.
what does sex feel like bros
If she's tight it's great, if she's loose I usually get bored and pretend i've came
loose pussy is the worst. you can't really bring it up either
oh they have muscles down there that can be used to grip and if that loosy goosy c**t needs to be reminded then a quick finger deep into her butthole or a hard slap across the ass or even face with a curt but firm growl to 'tighten it up' as your plowing is usual the easiest method in my professional experience.
I kneel.
For me, it's strangely the opposite
>If she's tight
my gf is too tight and I can barely fit. Have to take it really slow too, feels limiting
Not as good as jerking off to your imagination tbh
These tbqhie
it's like rubbing one out but instead of watching porn afterwards someone wants to talk to you
sounds good
it's warm and nice but it's a lot of hard work especially if you're out of shape
jerking off except instead of feeling like the inside of your hand, pussy feels kinda like the inside of your mouth and it's nice and snug round your johnson. sometimes it's awkward though depending on position and rhythm and isn't always pleasurable, but when you get it right it's far more enjoyable than tugging one out. plus if it's with someone you like then the intimacy of it adds a whole other level of satisfaction.
Pretty accurate
Like bags of sand
>Casual sex
Its ok i guess
>Sex with someone you love
Amazing, underrated imo (yes the most overhyped act in human existence might still be underrated)
frick you
I lost mine to my 2nd cousin at 28. She's hafu too
2nd cousin is fine its the race mixing thats gross.
Cumming into a vegana will make you believe in God.
It's pretty great really, especially when it's with someone you care about.
Warm apple pie, if you're American.
It's like sticking your dick in 90 degree whipped cream and jetting off with a really weak grip
If you gave yourself Death Grip Syndrome, it'll take forever for you to cum. But it feels like a warm wet hug. It feels amazing when she wraps her legs around her butt
Casual sex feels meaningless.
Sex with someone you love is otherworldly, especially if you both orgasm at the same time. It feels emotionally fulfilling.
Bullshit. Casual sex can be amazing especially if it is physically passionate. For example I DP’d a few girls, pissed on a girl I met at a lake, did ass to mouth with a nameless woman in an alley and so on. I would never do these things with my wife or previous serious girlfriends. But doing them with randoms was amazing and absolutely had meaning. It was fun, exciting and memorable. Just because I wasn’t in love with them doesn’t mean it was worthless.
Sounds nasty. How many STDs you sporting bub?
None, never had one either. Thought I did a few times but I learned that I need to shower soon after sex otherwise pussy juice can irritate my dick pretty bad.
congrats now you know the truth about STD's.
they are as real as Santa Clause the Toothfairy and Covid 19. many such cases.
next step to ponder is why the big scary lie?
virgin alert
Like salty milk and coins, but on your dick
He was on a multiyear long nofap nocoom streak, if nothing they underdid it, if it was real she'd have a liter of coom inside her dripping down while she walks home.
in the rare times I managed to get long streaks, I felt so much coom power when I cut myself I bled coom not blood
I envy guys who don't coom in their sleep after 2 weeks of nofap
Doesn’t make sense. He’d have whiskey dick for sure
Some of my most powerful and long lasting erections have been the day after night long benders with no sleep just drinking and getting fricked up. Have no idea what the reason is for this
Not normal at all. Alcohol slows your central nervous system down. Meaning blood flow to your dong. Also desensitizes you. I’ve been so wasted when did get it up hardly felt anything
I've never had ed problems when drunk but it takes me forever to cum.
Whats the fastest Cinemaphile came having sex?
>having sex
where do you think you are
immediately. the irony is it happens with girls i don't like that much.
the first time i had sex with my gf that i lvoed we had been spooning all night so i have a biner all night, i only lasted 30 seconds or so. but she was turned on by the fact i couldn't control myself. the girls i came immediately with felt justifiably short changed but also weren't that good in bed on round 2 so whatever
>be drunk at a bar
>slampig, without warning, starts grabbing my dick under the table.
>unzips my pants and starts fully jerking me off
>guy across the table noticed and puts his head in his hands
>stumble to her apartment
>stick my dick in raw
>it’s so unexpectedly amazing I come instantly, pull out and come in my hand so she doesn’t notice
>”sorry, this is way too fast for me.”
>leave; never speak to her again
haha
nice save
Golden post
i can't cum at sex, but the goth girl like that
one time some rando let me frick her ass raw and i immediately came, it was awesome
I fricked an ex while she had a vibrator in her pussy. First I went in her pussy at the same time as the vibrator and I came in minutes then I went in her ass after and came almost as quickly that time,
Like less than a minute a few times. But the second time we kept fricking a little later in a different spot on the beach
I get really turned on while I'm eating my gf out. Feeling how wet she is after I make her cum makes me cum almost instantly. One time I came in 4 thrusts.
I once jerked myself to the edge of orgasm while my gf in the the bathroom to freshen up, I stuck it in an busted instantly. We both laughed our ass off.
2 minutes maybe? I don't get much sensation down there which means it can take anywhere between 20 minutes to an hour to cum so I was pretty happy.
Immediately on penetration. She was super hot and tight.
Stayed in shape, wasn't overweight or sedentary. Powerful mind-penis neurological connection. Min-maxed sex performance. Maggie's orgasm was ignited by raw sexual energy.
I dont know why television and film depicts sex as something like that, I mean the woman expression is greatly exaggerated, I can understand if its hentai because its animation or manga, but television and film with the women actress doing that? Lmao
Irl, women will pull their tee hee expression during sex (you know, that shy but constant smile face to hide their shyness), smiling over and over again, if they are feeling good ,they will just hug you tigher or simply hold your hand while trying to maintain their expression, they will also trying to bury their face to the pillow whenever they was about to get orgasm or doing anything to cover their face when they were about to get it and just simply smiled our chuckled a little after they got climaxed.
Except prostitute, normal women are always trying to hide their true expression during sex
what a long winded way to tell us you have a small penis
>never had a women kiss your neck as you plow them
get gud
Patently false, if shes not making animal noises and grabbing her breasts then its not an orgasm bro
Youre literally getting laughed at lmao
weird your boyfriend does the same thing when you frick him and you told me you guys were just joking
The post I replied to is dumb as frick, women dont act like that in bed, they want to be slapped around and have their hair pulled, not giggle into their pillow. Unbelievably pathetic shit.
A woman will arch her hips to try and escape a hard frick before shes about to cum (give you the hook), thats when you pin her down and go full force. If you were good at sex youd understand this.
Adding to this, women are idiots
>anon when will you get a gf
>I-I don't really want a gf right now, I'm fine being by myself, maybe one day haha...
did u not watch the show m80 he already had a hard-on before the doorbell rang from whacking off to murder manuals
He probably didnt jerk off very often, which would explain his erection and premature ejaculation.
Nofap > Viagra
I love how dough like her butt is
Fastest I’ve ever seen someone frick on film is Halloween ‘78. Watch it. Myers sister and boyfriend run upstairs to frick. Kid Myers comes around house and inside abd boyfriend already dressed going down the stairs and leaving. So maybe 5 seconds of fricking
>So maybe 5 seconds of fricking
if you're good thats all you need
>if you're good
who cares!
A lot of films don't really know how addictions and drugs work, so they write a lot of dumb shit that's not realistic at all.
Michelle monoghan is one of the most beautiful women in the world
>gives you a diamond cutter
Are there any long-lasting effects of shit like this or Viagra? I tried something like horny goat weed but that did jack shit, thought I was being clever doing 'natural' stuff
try arginine, it's cheap and increases performance and sensation
what does it feel like to be in love
kinda gay tbqh
foolish in the eyes of others.
the highest of highs for you.
both sides are romantic illusions gatekept by satan.
Are you technically a virgin when you're born? you were inside your own mother
>tfw C section abomination
never saw a pussy in my life, not even at birth
On the plus side, you can kill Macbeth
>How did Rust get fully erect instantly?
Rust does seem like the type to practice semen retention.
I get hard instantly, what normal man doesn’t?
I just started Cholecalcif 25mcg what am I in for? Will it help me get a gf
Cause he probably had wanted to frick her since he met her and it being forbidden made it extra hot
10 years this year since I lost Kelly to suicide. Her pussy was something special. She would have multiple changes or underwear in her handbag because of how profusely wet she would get. The best part about it was she was a strong believer in kegel exercises and whatnot. Her pussy could squeeze hard enough to almost hurt, and couple that with the insane about of juice it made...
I miss her so much bros. My wife has a dry pussy that can't come to vegana stimulation.
Women can’t cumm, it’s a myth. I know from personal experience.
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saw this scene in a room full of soiboys and their normie significant others and after he pulls out i let out a big wet fart sound and said to everyones red and puzzled faces that was the special edition of the scene that included the unedited natural cum fart sound
You should have posted the gif of that fat frickin ass, god damn, id also be erect in 10 seconds flat
NOW GET THE FRICK OUT
hell yeah post that ass
here ya go brothers
POST A WEBM YOU LAZY FRICK
ALSO IMAGINE GRABBING AN ASS LIKE THAT AND NOT GETTING ERECT IN ONE NANOSECOND
wish i could frick girls, but my dick and heart seem to only like guys
guess i'll die an incel
sodomizing a woman opens up a portal to a kind of geometry beyond most peoples imagination
try to spread the word about this as it is one of their rituals still prolonging all our current hellscapes
>A woman will arch her hips to try and escape a hard frick before shes about to cum (give you the hook), thats when you pin her down and go full force. If you were good at sex youd understand this.
Im gonna go have sex in a hour just because I can
good for you
When I’m around a chick i want to frick, especially if we’re alone, I’m full chub mode. It’s like not jerking off for a week then seeing that golden porn seen. You’re just immediately hard and ready to bust. Rust is studying old cases and trying to find elusive killers. He doesn’t have the time to spend edging and working on his hold-off game.
It's been 16 years since I've had sex. My health is going downhill. I'm just waiting to die.