How did spongebob afford his own crib all by himself when he was working fast food, almost certainly making minimum wage?
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How did spongebob afford his own crib all by himself when he was working fast food, almost certainly making minimum wage?
I assumed he was a trust fund baby.
This is definitely it, same with Patrick.
Meanwhile Squidward was a rentoid.
Patrick lived under a fricking rock. He was on disability benefits for being moronic, if anything.
He grew the pineapple out of the ground in an early episode.
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He would have only had to buy the land, which would have been probably $10k by 90s standards. He could afford that + yearly property taxes on minimum wage.
The lore is all over the place on that. The pineapple literally fell from a boat into the sea next to Squidward's house (crushing his garden) while SpongeBob was out with a realtor in a flashback from Truth or Square.
anon...
Post Hillenberg Sponge Bob is not canon. That's why the lore is "all over the place" the gays that make the show don't give a frick.
no the lore isnt 'all over the place' you both are correct spongebobs first house landed from a ship but then that house was destroyed in an episode and during that same episode he regrows it from a seed at the end
You don't have to pay taxes on a pineapple.
>applying real world logic to a cartoon
kys
There's an episode where the mayor opens an unfinished bridge to the public and Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob go flying off of it Dukes of Hazzard style
Why was he opening an unfinished bridge? Makes no sense. Stupid show, literally unwatchable.
>why does cartoon not make sense
Krabs makes so much money off of him he can work for free and still be taken care of. SpongeBob is building a fast-food empire, Squidward is too.
Krabs bet Spongebob to Plankton during a poker game or whatever. He doesn't want to put money into building an empire. He just wants quick cash now.
Yeah, but Krabs regrets it
Without SpongeBob, the place always falls apart, when Squidward has to fill in he fries boots and burns milkshakes
Yeah, but still doesn't negate my point, Krabs isn't interested in making The Krusty Krab a fast food conglomerate, because that's much more work to be a CEO of a company with hundreds of locations than just to run a single small town restaurant. I mean gambling Spongebob's employment to a competitor in itself shows Krabs doesn't think about the long term picture and what risks and benefits come with taking a chance
He actually did open up a second restaurant in the movie but it was retconned in the series.
The movies were horrible. The PS2 movie tie in game was pretty fun though
The og movie was kino.
The 2nd and 3rd movie were dogshit though.
this is bait
How? That's a pretty common consensus.
kino is a stretch. I remember my dad took me to go see it when I was a kid and being embarrassed as frick wondering what my dad thought of me for liking such a stupid show. The movie didn't represent the show very well.
My brother saw it years later when he had his first kid on the way and swore he would never let his kids watch Spongebob at all just because of how stupid the movie was.
He also sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents
pineapple cost like 8 bucks max
It was 1999 and he could a one bed one bath pineapple at that price.
>crib
nas coal
"Crib" as slang for home was coined by Shakespeare. It's by no means a new thing.
>Shakespeare
pottery
blacks don't own slang, white boi
What was his tax policy?
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The ocean is big which makes the ocean floor cheap real estate
In days long past we were free to at least be able to afford food and housing by working an entry level job.
Now we're under hostile political occupation and we're being deliberately worked and sabotaged by the church of trans kids.
By Allah it took someone long enough
FRICK DONT POST THAT SHIT. PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT
SpongeBob at least has a job. How the frick does Patrick afford to live? Maybe he inherited the land but how does he pay property taxes? How does he buy food? How does he pay for his ticket to go to Glove World?
His parents give him a living allowance, and he probably mooches off Spongebob whenever they do stuff together.
He lives under a rock.
HOLY FRICKING KEK
I just realized something, Patrick being so stupid he definitely gets moron bucks from the government, who do you think pays for it?
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARDS TAXES PAYS FOR PATRICK
How hard do you think he seethes about this?
Squidward and Spongebob probably get paid under the table as independent contractors because if they were proper employees Krabs would have to pay for certain benefits they're entitled to.
t. worked in a small business
Patrick's blue blood, he needs no job
the Bikini Bottom real estate market isn't completely fricked
No underwater israelites besides Krabs
I think Plankton and the Larry the Cucumber were pretty israelitey.
Frick I meant Kevin the Cucumber. I mixed up Larry the Lobster.
Kevin loves the blackest dick inside his mom and inside Jenna. All he does is sit there tugging it and crying.
Kevin's a israelite and he's a fat ugly queer who looks like he takes more black dick than his mom and Jenna put together.
adults arguing about spongebon
way back before everyone was struggling to even transport and feed themselves, this could happen in real life as well. mr krabs is actually the sole israelite in all of bikini bottom, he can't do that much damage.
it was a different time.