How did the donkey and dragon from shrek managed to have offspring?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very carefully

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You see, when a man loves a woman…

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HUGE
    DONKEY
    HEART

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dunkey crawled up into her and consummated directly into her dragon womb.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought donkey was that much of a chad and impregnated her the old fashioned way, but apparently the happily ever after potion did it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but apparently the happily ever after potion did it
      >the entire time this potion was in effect bot were physically separated
      HOW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's sold in stores- they could have bought more of it.
        Hell, Shrek and Fiona probably frick as humans once in a while for a change of pace.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What does fiona's ogre pussy smell like?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            gorgonzola

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My human wiener

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Swampy onions

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the boys season 3 penis scene

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me and my gf

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vore fetish I'm guessing

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    True love's wiener

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because its a satircal childrens movie where regular rules for things such as reproduction don't really matter

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I can imagine a few ways.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They had sex, something an incel like you will never understand

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    suckin and frickin

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was told by Cinemaphile that this sort of thing was pure satanic evil cuckoldry and the work of the israelites to upset good white men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is. Female dragons are for me, and the white man. Not some Black person donkey.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Interracial properganda

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know why donkeys are famous for, right??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being an ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being smug?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Throwing barrels are italian plumbers?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like this, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mmm trex pusy

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if it was the other way around though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, giantesses are more fun

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