How did the Hadley's Hope colonists successfully capture a face hugger AND put it in stasis while the xenos were mauling and cocooning most of th...

How did the Hadley's Hope colonists successfully capture a face hugger AND put it in stasis while the xenos were mauling and cocooning most of them?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The books implies it was cut off a live specimen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It confirmed it in the movie, bishop reads a medical report:
      >They killed him trying to cut it off.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude. You can't just post NSFW pictures on a blue board like that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude. You can't just post NSFW pictures on a blue board like that
      You can't make that kind of decision. You're just a grunt.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No offense.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've been with some nasty women

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say in the movie they killed a guy taking it off him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nunt achin'

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        No offense.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [Spoiler]Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.[/spoiler]

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hadley's Hope
    More like Ridley's Cope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could you resist having sex with it?

    Would it melt your dick off?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless you're amall enough to fit in the proboscis, you're the one getting probed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        YWN experience docking with a facehugger

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be kinda cool to live in Hadley's Hope if there were no aliens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really wouldn't be
      it would be like living in the shittiest backwater area but worse with absolutely nothing to do

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least there are cute kids.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has an alien ever made a baby out of a kid before? I suspect aliens wouldn't attack them till they hit puberty.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Newt had a brother and there were other kids she played hide and seek in the tunnels with. They were all impregnated.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those aliens are buttholes and kiddy diddlers!

              That's why I'm Team Predator!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In the AVP2 movie the Predalien impregnates a bunch of pregnant women in a maternity ward, since they would produce more xenos

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit movie but this scene alone deserves a golden egg shaped award

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We don't talk about the avp films in these threads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice
          >FBI

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Heil hitlerkat

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kitler

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Catolf

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME BOY?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds nice. my town has 120 people, i'm slowly moving away from your civilization because I can't stand it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your town is also near other towns, moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be kinda cool to live in Hadley's Hope if there were no aliens.

        Apparently the people who overwinter in Antarctica go nuts especially in the smaller places. In the Australian bases I heard there is a rape epidemic so standard procedure for ages has been to make small teams all female if possible. It keeps them safer but they turn on each other.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in northern Canada and shit gets rough. For 4 months out of the year sunrise is at like 10am and sunset is 3:30pm. Even thats enough to make people crazy sometimes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been to Chile and it was like 10pm and the sun was still high up in the sky. That shit would drive me insane as well

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guy I knew who worked there said it's more of a gay predator infestation, with a small but coordinated group of homosexuals hosting parties among themselves and inviting newbies who haven't yet learned the social scene, then drugging them once they're alone among the homos.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds pretty believable. You have to be pretty good academically to get over there and a lot of gays are good at academic social climbing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds pretty believable. You have to be pretty good academically to get over there and a lot of gays are good at academic social climbing.

            you mean I get to larp as MacReady AND have constant gay sex?? sign me up

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everything but the bum sex sounds fun

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a small but coordinated group of homosexuals hosting parties among themselves and inviting newbies who haven't yet learned the social scene, then drugging them once they're alone among the homos.

            So The Thing (1982) really was an allegory for the gay panic. The alien was a homosexual rapist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uninteresting featureless rock planet in the early stages of terraforming with a thin atmosphere you can barely breathe in
      >the vast majority of your life is spent living inside a series of metal tunnels working with and living among the same few dozen people for potentially decades if not your whole life with no way to get away from it all
      >the nature of space travel means you're never going to see any friends or family who didn't move with you there ever again

      It sounds like absolute shit and moving there is basically a death sentence where you spend the rest of your boring life being a trades wagie stuck with your coworkers 24/7. It'd be like living in a nuclear submarine for the rest of your life where sometimes you get to go topside but it's always only Baffin Island or some other featureless plain of shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly the planet would become a nice and livable world where your descendants would inherit prime plot of land you own and whatever you built on it. Not so bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok? But I’m not fricking alive to see it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they'll never sit in.

            So my great great great grandkid's great grand kid gets to live in some boggy shitty grass world 800+ years after my bones are dust and this is supposed to be a good thing? By the time the planet finishes terraforming my direct descendants would barely have any of my genes left in them and would have no idea who I was other than some name in a century's old datalog. Big fricking whoop. Even if they were guaranteed a plot some corporation will just move in once the planet was livable and would just take all the prime real estate for themselves anyways.

            Even if the job paid you today's equivalent of a million a year it wouldn't be worth it at all if you're stuck on that shit heap of a planet for 50% or more of your life. Only morons would sign up for terraforming in the Aliens universe.

            Where the hell are you getting that out takes a billion years to terraform? The planet goes from airless rock to a somewhat breathable atmosphere in a couple years. At that rate, the place should be green for your kids; grandkids at the latest.

            Buncha low IQ short-sighted types itt

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plant a tree for the future and all that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So my great great great grandkid's great grand kid gets to live in some boggy shitty grass world 800+ years after my bones are dust and this is supposed to be a good thing? By the time the planet finishes terraforming my direct descendants would barely have any of my genes left in them and would have no idea who I was other than some name in a century's old datalog. Big fricking whoop. Even if they were guaranteed a plot some corporation will just move in once the planet was livable and would just take all the prime real estate for themselves anyways.

          Even if the job paid you today's equivalent of a million a year it wouldn't be worth it at all if you're stuck on that shit heap of a planet for 50% or more of your life. Only morons would sign up for terraforming in the Aliens universe.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a fun person. I bet women start dripping wet whenever you're around

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long do you think the crew of the Nostromo spend on their runs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          From Ridley, they were supposed to be quite long. Long enough that Ridley had wanted to make the crew very free with sex to take care of each other's needs. He made a scene where Ripley was using Dallas while they talked about other stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also the shitty technology future where computers are all slow and clunky and the only game on them is a basic chess program that doesn't even have multiplayer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't the giant help them?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's the sign for? No one is going to drive into the colony from abroad, there is no other settlement on the planet, let alone roads

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The xenomorphs.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hadley's Hope wasn't overrun in a day, it took place over multiple days as colonists were taken, used to birth more xenomorphs, and things spiraled out of control

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It obviously happened before the aliens went all out and wrecked everyone. People were disappearing one by one until the aliens reached a large enough number to just openly attack the remaining colonists, who had gone on to barricade themselves in one spot.

      >July 3rd - Colonial Administration loses contact with Hadley's Hope colony. July 6th - Ripley reluctantly agrees to accompany Burke and a Colonial Marine squad of 2nd Battalion, 9th Regiment to Acheron to investigate on board the USS Sulaco. July 26th - The last pockets of resistance at Hadley's Hope are over-run by the Xenomorphs, leaving Newt as the sole survivor. July 27th - The USS Sulaco arrives at LV-426.

      The colonists held out for around 3 weeks?!

      And only got finally overrun the day before the Marines got there? Holy frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        where's that movie! I'll watch a Hadley's Hope film before another Covenant spinoff.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >where's that movie! I'll watch a Hadley's Hope film before another Covenant spinoff.
          https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Aliens-Newt-s-Tale/Issue-1?id=164236&s=&readType=1

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Might make for a good miniseries tbqh

            Honestly, I'm just pissed we didn't get adult "Newt" as a Sci-Fi sex symbol. Imagine a blonde Ripley Jr. with huge knockers and Michael Bien as her Dad.

            #Justice4Newt

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Honestly, I'm just pissed we didn't get adult "Newt" as a Sci-Fi sex symbol. Imagine a blonde Ripley Jr. with huge knockers and Michael Bien as her Dad.

              Read the first three Dark Horse comic Aliens miniseries. They're like the sequel to Aliens we never got

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lotta Alien comes out there. Does it have a subtitle?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aliens (1989)
                Aliens Book 2 (aka Nightmare Asylum) (1990)
                Aliens: Earth War (aka Female War) (1991)
                Be aware that they were retroactively edited after Alien 3 killed off Ripley. Some of the reprints differ.
                https://getcomics.org/other-comics/aliens-the-essential-comics-vol-1-tpb-2018/

                https://getcomics.org/other-comics/aliens-30th-anniversary-2016/

                https://getcomics.org/other-comics/aliens-the-original-comics-series-nightmare-asylum-and-earth-war-2017/

                Download this program to read comics for free on your PC : https://comicrack.en.softonic.com/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                At some point Fox decided they didn't want an unofficial alternative timeline so refused to allow Newt and Hicks to be called Newt and Hicks in the later collected editions. Which is fricking moronic because just call them something else even though they are clearly Newt and Hicks.

                I guess since Fox got sold to Disney Marvel is doing all reprints from this point forward and they released an epic collection of the first three miniseries. Form what I read of the reviews it seems they went back to using the original character names and also colorized the first miniseries that was originally in black and white. Was actually thinking about getting it myself although I normally try not to give the mouse money

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suggest the omnibus if you go the Disney route

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tempting but that shit's like $100, the epic collection was on sale for $30

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tempting but that shit's like $100, the epic collection was on sale for $30
                I assume you're looking at Amazon. There are cheaper places to get comics
                https://www.instocktrades.com/products/oct200680/aliens-omnibus-hc-vol-01-nelson-dm-var

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why the omnibus instead of the epic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Higher production quality and more stories

                I used to get the dog eared TPBs from the library back when I was a acne ridden high school kid in the late 2000s and the franchise was in its wilderness years. The omnis are the comic book equivalent of a 4k special edition remaster with bonus features. The really good Aliens comics are the equivalent of what the Thrawn trilogy is to Star Wars. And that first Alien vs. Predator miniseries is absolutely S-tier.

                I got all 4 Aliens omnis with the Dark Horse material from 1988-2014 or so and now I occasionally pirate whatever slop Disney/Marvel publishes. Before the Fox buyout they even had sequels to Alien: Isolation with Amanda going on adventures with an ex-Colonial Marine friend. Dark Horse's Terminator comics were great, too.

                You do not want this. The EU had a novel called River of Pain that is apparently fricking awful. They retcon it so there is already a colonial marine garrison on planet and apparently Newt's mother is having an affair with one of them

                >The EU had a novel called River of Pain that is apparently fricking awful.
                Doesn't Acheron mean "river of pain"?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dark Horse comic Aliens

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I absolutely love the art for this storyline. Spears was a great antagonist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a silly reason to go insane and risk getting facehugged and an alien bore its way out of your chest

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That scene where Ripley finds Burke again and just hands him a grenade telling him to "help himself."

            Fricking brutal.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like the idea that the ayys just killed him then and there. Scheming little rat c**t like him wasn't nurturing enough to grow a xenomorph, they have standards.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Folks, this time we have scored big!
            Nooo you dumbasses that's not the fricking line

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might make for a good miniseries tbqh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do not want this. The EU had a novel called River of Pain that is apparently fricking awful. They retcon it so there is already a colonial marine garrison on planet and apparently Newt's mother is having an affair with one of them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've listened to a few alien books on israelitetube. They're all terrible and cheesy, phalanx had some good ideas but some of the dialogue is cringe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And only got finally overrun the day before the Marines got there? Holy frick.
        that does make sense though even if that's extended universe stuff as they did encounter colonists that were still a live trapped in the alien cacoon
        it's also crazy to think that Newt would just be able to survive on her own for weeks it makes more sense she was just with the last group and managed to hide

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The gerbils in that one room were still alive and healthy looking, non-moldy food and coffee left laying around. Lot's of evidence they just missed a last stand.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It obviously happened before the aliens went all out and wrecked everyone. People were disappearing one by one until the aliens reached a large enough number to just openly attack the remaining colonists, who had gone on to barricade themselves in one spot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could the colonists have defended themselves against that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are they in the complex right now?!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got readings, I got signals in front AND behind!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The weird thing is, the movie makes a big thing about how the only ammo the marines have is what wasnt destroyed in the dropship crash, but the colonists had pulse rifles (somebody mentions bullet holes when they first enter the colony) and presumably had their own small armory. Never gets mentioned again, but there had to be a stockpile on pulse rifle ammo somewhere in the complex.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure in newts tale there are some marines stationed on Hadley hope.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could have just been normal rifles and pistols. Nothing says they'd have military machine guns

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the colonists had pulse rifles (somebody mentions bullet holes
          based fricking idiot moron anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. I'm sure hicks says it looks like small arms fire.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They had a best a couple of regular caliber handguns. Normal pistols wouldn't do much against the Xenomorphs and the one time we see one used by Vasquez she has to be practically point blank range for it to be effective. The pulse rifles and smartguns of the marines used specialized explosive tipped ammunition that civilians would not have access to and it was using this ammo that ultimately causes the reactor in the movie to become damaged and unstable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The weird thing is, the movie makes a big thing about how the only ammo the marines have is what wasnt destroyed in the dropship crash, but the colonists had pulse rifles (somebody mentions bullet holes when they first enter the colony) and presumably had their own small armory. Never gets mentioned again, but there had to be a stockpile on pulse rifle ammo somewhere in the complex.

        They say 'small arms fire' (pistols used ny security) and 'seismic charges' (used for mining) while examining the last stand barricade.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Hadley's Hopeless, heh heh

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >successfully
    they all fricking died

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face hugger a cute.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the aliens are relying on dumb luck for someone to stumble across a queen face hugger or can any face hugger spawn a queen? Or do all aliens in their infant state have the potential to become queens?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AvP 2 rules say that once you get a high enough killstreak you get to molt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarge pls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC it's kind of like a lot of insect hives where there's always the ability to produce new queens and the presence of a current queen just keeps new queens from emerging

      I seem to recall that in beehives the first queen to emerge just stings all the other prospective queens to death in their cells.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        These things ain't bees, stupido

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day on Cinemaphile! A day on this board is like a day on the farm. Every thread's a banquet! Every (You) a fortune! Every banning a parade! I *love* Cinemaphile!

      this dude was field promoted in Vietnam to SGT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow a meritorious promotion in Vietnam. So rare.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC, there are special eggs that contain facehuggers that are capable of directly laying queen embryos into a host(Alien 3).
      Otherwise regular Xenos are capable of molting into a queen if one isn't present.
      Drone/Warrior>Praetorian>Queen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alien 3 isn't canon. There was no alien egg on the Sulaco.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Alien 3 ruined everything.
          >Muh assembly cut.
          Frick off.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day on Cinemaphile! A day on this board is like a day on the farm. Every thread's a banquet! Every (You) a fortune! Every banning a parade! I *love* Cinemaphile!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actor who played Apone was only 32 years old during filming.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actor who played Crowe was previously in the SAS.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he wasn't in "the" SAS he was in a territorial unit whose job during world war three would be to stay in a hideyhole and report things over radio.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Newt was gonna have huge breasts?? Hell yeah!

    Some parallel earth is loving her big titty jumbos!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Unfortunately, the answer to your question is almost certainly yes.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that was one of the first comics i ever got as a kid

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens is such a kino film.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part of being on a terraforming colony is you dont have much to work with in an emergency, and any form of help is most likely years away.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm ready to settle down

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO DARK AND CONFINED SPACES WITH JUST A FEW PEOPLE I'M GOING CRAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYYYY!!!
    Reminds me of how I suddenly found out the rest of the world calls my lifestyle "quarantine" and started killing themselves over it.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe if they rotated people out ever couple years it wouldn't be so bad. It only takes a couple weeks to get there in hyperspace

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Facehuggers are stupid.

    >insert tiny tube into the mouth of something that ISN'T a human with atriphied jaws designed to eat cooked food
    >it immediately rips it off because everything else uses their mouth as a literal weapon
    I can't imagine a dumber place to inset an egg from

    they should instead hug your ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to incapacitate you by preventing your breathing at first and sedating you, but yeah, even the movies don't want to deal with facehuggers any more. They take a lot of time to do their thing and the audience has seen all their tricks already. So the movies just try to fast forward through them or replace them like Ridley did with his spores and pretend they're somehow 'more primitive'.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know what this alien monster needs? More wieners and veganas!

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a space jockey melded to a chair whose entire life is to swivel your giant penis gun around in a circle, line it up with a particular veganal orifice on the wall, and jerk off until you cum squirting your alien goop into that hole, which gives instructions to the ship on what to do

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ferro could still get it
      Amazing what happens when you don't get fat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, and if I remember correctly from another thread with present day pics, this is a bad pic of her

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if I remember correctly from another thread with present day pics, this is a bad pic of her

          She must do yoga or something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a goddamn town meating.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >five by five

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ogryn
      >lesbian aunt
      >black don't crack
      >mad cat lady
      >rape face

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vasquez: Hey, mira, who's Snow White?
    >Ferro: She's supposed to be some kind of consultant. Apparently she saw Alien (1979) once.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TFW Pvt. Vasquez never went nude in a movie.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why discuss the inferior sequel?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a boomp.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mothers should teach their daughters how to do kegels early in life.

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