How did they not realize that there was a giant demon under Hogwarts for so many years?
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How did they not realize that there was a giant demon under Hogwarts for so many years?
How did they not realize that there was a giant demon under Hogwarts for so many years?
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eh because one of the the original creators left it there in secret. Letting it survive on waste and people who accidentally found it.
How did they built a pumbling system that connects to the chamber of secrets without finding the chamber of secrets? Was the contractor a slitherin?
A Slytherin and a parseltongue. His pureblood family must be so proud of his career choice.
Maybe the slytherin mafia forced the school to give the plumbing contract to slytherin union members
>people who accidentally found it.
nobody ever found it until voldemort opened it. it was a rumor swirling around the school for literal centuries.
yeah but the actress was in her 40s when they shot this meaning she literally stared at a 12yo dick
Daniel wasn't 12 when they shot it
he was born in 89 and the film was shot in 00-01. that makes him 11-12 during principal photography.
let me correct myself, it started shooting in late 01 and ended summer 02, just around his 13th birthday. so yeah he was 12, she's a pedo and you're moronic.
it's called magic you stupid moronic downie
that excuse would make sense under a muggle school not THE fricking magical school hogwarts
nta but it's subtly talked about in a lot of spinoff material that ancient magic was by large mostly forgotten by the time of the books, and considering slytherin built the chamber nearly a thousand years prior it stands to say that he made it pretty much impossible for anyone that wasn't a parselmouth to ever locate it much less gain access. remember harry had to speak parseltongue to the sink to get the entrance to open. not only that but parseltongue is a very rare ability that more or less only purebred slytherin descendants had, this is all by design.
There's an old ghost woman pretending to be a student in the girl's bathroom
Trans woman*
You're too obsessed with trannies, anon. She's just old.
>”trans women”
So, men?
She's forever stuck as a horny teenage girl. She preys on all the young schoolboys each year
>adult woman lusts over 14-year-old's naked body
How did they get away with it?
12
he was 12 when they made the movie
Goblet of Fire came out in 2005 and was filmed between 2004-2005. Daniel Radcliffe was born in 1989. So that would make him 15-16 at the time.
yeah he'd be 15-16 during the filming of book 4 and 12-13 during the filming of book 2. how stupid are you? if he was born in 1989, he'd turn 10 in 1999, which makes him 12 in 2001 when chamber of secrets was filmed.
oh i forgot that cap was from goblet lmao. ok you got me there. either way she's still a pedo.
His character was 14 and Daniel was probably 23
He was 15 and this was made before the time where we started to pretend that a hot woman having some fun with a horny adolescent boy is some kind of tragedy.
He was clearly uncomfortable though.
only because he didn't understand the extreme desire his peepee was telling him at the time. it was just too new
helena was also the woman that opened him up to the idea of cougars, as opposed to that rat-faced dried up prostitute he had to play against twice before order.
because she did next to no worldbuilding
Worldbuilding is gay, im not gonna read a book about the Lilos war on the Bhelak over planet Grukduk. Theres wizards and the evil forest is called the Forbidden Forest and its full of spiders.
>He didn't have a haunted highschool
Was this normal to have? I didn't go to one either
it's only normal if you live in bumblefrick nowhere and people get bored and make up stories. i went to a bar that's supposedly haunted a few weeks ago (guy OD'd in a stall, someone drew a ghost on the divider for the lulz) and despite feeling chills on my face out of nowhere and only learning later that night about it i'd still tell you it was bullshit.
>it's only normal if you live in bumblefrick nowhere and people get bored and make up stories. i went to a bar that's supposedly haunted a few weeks ago (guy OD'd in a stall, someone drew a ghost on the divider for the lulz) and despite feeling chills on my face out of nowhere and only learning later that night about it i'd still tell you it was bullshit.
Nobody tell him about the AC vent in the bathroom ceiling.
Do you know you have no snakes under your house? No? Then muggle off
>You know someday they're going to integrate the schools.
>Frick that, I'm putting lions in the basement, lions trained to obey whites and eat Black folk and mulattoes.
It was written by a woman.
Salazar Slytherin, one of the founders of Hogwarts, created secret chambers all over the school. It can only be opened by Parseltongue, unique only to the Slytherin bloodline. Harry got the ability because Voldemort tried to kill him but accidentally turned Harry into one of his horcrux.
>tldr school has secret chambers with a special key
>the white supremacy wizard school was creation by a Mexican named Salazar
What did she mean by this
People in Spain are white.
What about a giant man eating spider? Or a fire spitting dragon? Or a three headed nastyattitude dog? Or a literally every nightmarish creature in the forest nearby?
>Hagrid's pet
>Hagrid's pet
>Hagrid's pet
>mostly Hagrid's pets
The Giant Question rears its head once more.
>Yeah, Hagrids pets killed a bunch of children, but we will keep him as a school teacher out of pity
Sooooo, you are saying it's justify then?
He's half-giant. They keep him around for diversity points.
Dumbledore is the fascist warrior king of wizardom, hence all the artifacts and weregild from previous great wizards and the ultimate wizard castle. Hagrid is his brutal second-in-command, canonically the strongest wizard in the series and master of dumbledore's deadly menagerie. Dumbledore was probably pissed when Harry killed the big snake, but had to play it off
K I N G S
because it was made by one the most powerful wizards and could only be opened by someone who spoke Parseltongue, all of those being Salazar's descendants and Harry? its literally explained in the movies.
when i was 10 i raised a mouse in my closet. my mom never found out
that mouse was you
what happened to that mouse?
The first book is about the staff installing about a dozen secret chambers filled with deadly creatures/magic into the school. At this point the number of nightmare holes is probably in the triple digits, and no one can keep track of them anymore.
This shit looks so kino
Indians should have never been allowed near CGI
hogwarts being safe doesn't make a franchise
>tfw mom found the mouse closet
>Hey mom, if you tell dad about the mouse I keep in my closet I will tell dad about the Black you keep in yours when he arrives earlier
>How did they not realize that there was a giant demon under Hogwarts for so many years?
Same way people actively deny that there are crocodiles/alligators living in the NYC sewer system. There totally are but over time people just forget because it doesn't impact them directly.
Who said they didn't know? Dumbledore Just thought it was funny I bet
Dumbledore didn't give a frick and no one else had any reason to think there would be, most of the time is was asleep
Dumbledore is a busy man.
they probably assumed a israelite lived there
Between the books and the game there's apparently a ton of shit under Hogwarts nobody knows about because they're all simultaneously great wizards but also too incompetent to find all these places.
It’s because precious greater wizards were better at hiding them than modern wizards are better at finding them