how did this absolute mid comedian get so popular
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how did this absolute mid comedian get so popular
how did this absolute mid comedian get so popular
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Probably Rogan, shit comics are always the fault of Rogan.
Yeah every time I see threads about some zoomer comedian I just assume it’s related to Rogan or Cum Town garbage.
please stop saying mid
What would you rather we said then?
the whole word, "Middling"
>the whole word, "Middling
Mid doesn't mean that tho.
It means something is shit
I thought mid meant somewhere around average.
If you're trying to say something is below average there are countless ways to express it depending on the situation.
I understand your sentiment but slang is what it is. It means something is bad.
MId is short for middle.
It means something is average, but in a derogatory way.
People use as if it means bad, but it is actually a negative spin on "average".
People don't want to be average, people also say things are shit all the time, so they invented "mid".
Saying something is "mid" also makes it seem like you are an esteemed person of high standards whose opinion on X should be taken more seriously.
Also, you guys are Black folk
Long way of saying means "bad"
it's just average. That's it. Mid. Like when twitter/X had "Margot Robbie is mid" trending. People were just saying she's average. Nobody was saying Margot Robbie is bad/ugly. Just average. Holy shit.
Shut up please. You're embarrassing yourself and I can't help you.
Found the gay reddit zoomer
the slang in this generation is just like everything else this generation has to offer...shit. it does mean average... but half of them don't use it right.
I thought “sus” meant suspicious but zoomers changed it to gay for some reason. These words make no sense
Then you're using it wrong. Makes sense because it's a word zoomers picked up from ghetto trash Black folk with an IQ of 60. Mid(dling) means average. Literally, "in the middle". Plain. Normal. Standard. If you want to say something sucks, then say they're trash or below average. Not "mid". Frick you. Fricking idiot trash Black person zoomer.
youre really angry youre old. go eat a werthers caramel
It's literally impossible not to be angry when looking at this country if you have any shred of moral fiber.
facebook tier post. go back
Don't you have some tiktoks to watch, son?
you're embarrassing yourself
Your entire generation is an embarrassment.
you have no idea how old I am but I know youre too old to be here. go back to facebook
Slang has always come from low IQ nigs who can't process normal language.
No it doesn't homosexual.
>zoomers don't understand their own language
Grim.
Mediocre or average maybe.
his clips are getting less and less views. what a tool
>his clips are getting less and less views. what a tool
His last 5 videos got 8M views combined
Show me another comedian like this.
Astrotufed
Sad thing is he's funnier than anyone in this generation.
I don't even know who this is. Therefore, he's not popular.
He let Joe Rogan bum him in the backroom of the comedy store. Civilians will never understand what that's like.
He actually let Rogan kick him a few times in an alleyway. Civillians will never understand what thats like.
funny accent
funny name
fake stories
what else more do you need for comedy?
I grew up in a shithole, I think 4th most violent place in America right on the border of an industrial shithole and country/trailer shithole, and some of the shit I've seen with my own eyes makes what Theo says believable.
>middle school
>in the middle of super black city
>two white guys are about to fight once school just got out
>don't even remember why but it was a petty reason
>huge crowd forms around them
>teachers and staff don't give a shit because it really is that level of shithole
>arguing turns into pushing
>commotion from behind
>the crowd beginning to part ways as an eldritch odor stained the air
>a young man holding a pair of panties
>from a black girl he sexed the day prior
>it's caked in a horrific yellow membrane that smells like death
>the crowd flees and the fight ends
>two white guys make up
>panties kid somehow gets popular for this
I almost miss it sometimes. Hearing Theo talk about being too poor to be racist always takes me back because that's really how it is.
You don't have to be from a shithole to know when he's lying.
The dude is lucky he doesn't imagine himself a poker player; his tell is a pause of exactly the same length in every clip. Exactly enough time to think 'what would this particular audience think is wild but on the edge of believable'.
Joey Diaz is the master at fabricating horseshit, it just flows.
Autism. Why do you morons pretend to like comedy when it sends you into brain broken conniptions.
99% of stand up comedy and podcast stories are made up. Thats the job of a comedian.
the bar is extremely low right now for comedians
he's OK, and that's really all it takes
Zoomere are supposed to be the loneliest generation and he runs a popular friend simulator. Couple that with the absolute state of contemporary comedy and you get Theos success.
And who the frick is this disgusting creature?
A trialer dwelling cracker. Probably married to his sister and his mom is his aunt.
>trialer
brown IQ on display
Sorry Theo, but you are a cousin fricking cracker tho.
And you're still a moron. One does not cancel the other.
What kind of fricking stupid name is Theo Von anyway. Theo Von what? Von Clauswitz, Von Roon? Its like hanging question.
Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III
it means israelite killer
almost everything popular is shit
Literal who. Is he a tiktok redneck?
Comedy's been dead since Barry Soetoro came about and all routines except 'haha aren't blacks AMAZING and WITTLE WHITE PENIS terrible???' faded from existence. I haven't heard of a new funny man actually making a break since C.K. was the harbinger of that poisonous bullshit.
The last great stand up was Zach Galafianakis, and the bit where he says Black person has been scrubbed from the internet.
zoomer joey diaz... wait a minute this dude is 43???
Stop talking about this butthole. Jannies please delete this moronic thread now.
>mid
die wigger.
Theo rules, his standup is ass though
tl;dr on theo
fake stories, fake lack of intellect. he uses big words he researches specifically to impress
biggest reason for fame is his emotional shit. he cries a lot and that makes people happy since everyone's life is shit.
You're dumber than Theo's fans. Congrats.
imagine simping for a closet gay man
Not a fan just laughing at your autist ass for being so butthurt over a hack "comedian" doing his act. Do you also get mad at actors for acting out fake stories and having fake emotions. Get a grip weirdo.
the haircut
>google "mid slang meaning"
>it says "low quality or below average"
I'd blame zoomers for inventing such moronation but they are just copying Black person slang like every generation before them did
lie. 3 letter word. one syllable.
cap. 3 letter word. one syllable.
how the frick is cap and no cap better than just saying lie and no lie? what's the point? you're not even shortening anything. dumb zoomers
remember where the slang was copied from and it all makes sense
aint no way slang should be contradictory
imagine being so deeply uncool and autistic you have to google "mid"
You must be 18 or older to post here.
you should go outside and touch grass and talk to normal people
Your classmates aren't "normal people" and I wouldn't be interacting with them unless I became a teacher or babysat.
im 32 man
>10 year old fortnite slang
man youre a fricking loser
>man in his 30s using grade school slang calls me a loser
4 rizzle? xD
>4 rizzle? xD
cringey as hell. youre not helping your case. do you have any friends or a job?
>cringey as hell
Yes, you're getting it. Same level of grade school slang you're using.
>do you have any friends or a job?
Literally no one - not a single person - at work says "fr fr no cap she mid af". Do you work as a 4th grade teacher?
im betting your grandkids dont like being around you
I say that stuff ironically for my nephews to laugh at because I'm a grown man using their slang. I don't use it unironically at work among my peers like you apparently do. I doubt anyone likes being around a 30-something year old man who talks like a 10 year old fortnite player. If I worked with you, I would think you were an actually moronic person and not respect you at all.
>Hey Jim did you finish that spreadsheet I asked for? I'm about to head to the meeting and need it for my presentation.
>32 year old man: "Bet. Been workin on this mf all night no cap" *dabs*
>Uhh.... I'll take it that means yes...
I can't stop laughing.
>Brown cope
have a nice day.
Go back to Brownland kid.
Spic/jeet projection I assume. No White man in his 30s who isn't a literal moron would ever talk like this. Very curious response.
>I can't stop laughing.
you cant stop posting about things you dont understand and calling other people dumb when youre a old moron acting like a boomer doing a "kids these days"
I'm 38, you idiot
You're 38 years old and use 10 year old fortnite slang unironically? And call others "uncool"? Fricking kek.
He’s funny. I bought his merch
Dmn even you look disappointed in yourself
I didn’t wanna be at the beach
i've never seen his act but he's a funny person
I like him and Shane Gillis but putting the 2 of them together is like mixing orange juice and toothpaste
he glows
https://vocaroo.com/1lkem1QtVs1M
>so uhh I saw a guy that looked autistic....... and I asked him: are you autistic? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr Theo never say that.
There's an awful lot of people who believe poop jokes are the epitome of humor. You have to realize that the average is in the middle, so that means 50% of people are dumber than average. And that average is dumb as shit too. That makes an lot of morons that can find unfunny morons like Theo Von hilarious. It's all the numbers game
Wasn't he on Road Rules?
Yes
I like Theo but don’t get the appeal of Bobby Lee whatsoever.
Yeah didn't know what he was up to now that's where I remember him.
If I were in a room with this guy and bobby lee with a gun that had two bullets
I'd shoot them both in the face
>dude i totally was with russian mobsters and we liked hijacked a train bro it was crazy bro
Not even the right guy kek
The whole LA """"""""""scene"""""""""""" just blurs together in their lies and moronery