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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part of this is neither movie was produced by Disney, that’s currently on a downward spiral. No capeshit either, I’ll take it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking juvenile megacorp vs megacorp threads? Yeah they are utterly cancerous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are tired of capeshit

      Yeah. We should instead have 20 twitter screencap threads and another 20 threads whining about how a children's cartoon has Black folk in it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're on the tv and film board dumb Black person. at what point on this board are people NOT shilling for or against some megacorps products or some overpaid actor? you're just coping because you're a seething chud who prayed for barbie to flop.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at what point on this board are people NOT shilling for or against some megacorps products or some overpaid actor?
        god what a fricking homosexual. a literal wienersucker so entrenched he can't comprehend the possibility of not being cheerleaders for some rich billionaire toy company

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kept barbie white
    >kept ken white
    It's rare to see that. Not rare to see whites in movies but they could've EASILY pulled a
    >barbie is black because there's a black barbie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s kinda the point of the movie. Both Barbie and Ken are the stereotypical white versions that are just pretty, whilst all the other Barbies and Kens are diverse, has jobs, etc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh, i'm sorry, chud, but did you just imply that whites are prettier than diverse folx?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course not, my good xir. I was merely saying that stereotypical Barbie and Ken don’t contribute with anything except being pretty. Thus many assume they are the prettiest (even though beaty is subjective and many have different opinions on who is the prettiest)

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie is probably just as known if not more known than Mario.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But was less relevant to children. Barbie was on the way to becoming an archaism, and the movie may have saved the brand.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario is a very VERY for kids movie and it's kinda embarrassing to see it by yourself, or worse people think you're moronic/pedo.

    >Barbie is seen as a for older audiences, so you can just go and see it, which is ironic because it is primarily focused around a little girls toy
    >Also has Gosling

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario bros, how do we recover?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Mario is still in the lead. And sequels will actually be possible without undermining the first movie. Unlike Barbie, which shot its load right away.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mattel likely will do it, they're already pushing a toy-cinematic universe showing they're too stupid to understand why it works once.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please, you chuds can't afford even more embarrassment right now. Barbie is going to surpass Mario there's no doubt about it. Denying or minimising the success of Barbie at this stage is just pure cringe

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It ain’t over til it’s over

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario only has a 300 million lead with a 4 month head start. Barbie hasn’t even been out a month yet. It will definitely surpass Mario

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t hear no bell

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My toy commercial made more money than your toy commercial

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kens can’t stop winning

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First ive heard of it making a billion. Kids on here been pretty low key about it.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens at $1.36B?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movies about toys doing well during summer
    how could this be? what’s next, horror movies in october?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your meme sucks and you've been at it for months before this movie, what did mario do to you?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le epic toy franchises vs. one of the best video game series ever
    Barbie was it. Most other toys would be moronic or nowhere near the same kind of movie as barbie, unless they do rehashes (which they will) but it still won't be as big.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did some of the most famous things in history both make money when someone made a movie about them? We may never know.

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