How did this total meat-headed moron have such an amazing career? It's even more baffling than Keanu

How did this total meat-headed moron have such an amazing career? It's even more baffling than Keanu

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wrote Rocky, one of the greatest films of all time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a meathead. He's a very intelligent and creative individual. Go watch his old interviews. He's incredibly well spoken and articulate. He's not a meathead by any stretch. He wrote his best and most famous movies and his directorial efforts have been good, too. He's writing a new actioner for Statham who he looks at as his successor and I'm excited to watch it.

      First Blood, too. He made Rambo. The nobody author who wrote the original miseryporn novel can get fricked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rewriting others creations its ok when I say so

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Statham who he looks at as his successor
        he might be a meathead after all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, they just know their bread and butter and cater to the people who pay to watch their films. Statham is actually a great performer. Go watch London and Revolver. For a street scammer, he has great acting ability.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has that tone of voice with a nasal quality that people associate with being dumb, but is actually smart and intelligent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally a creative genius THOUGH

      He has a distinctive look and voice.

      you work for me now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally a creative genius THOUGH

      He has a distinctive look and voice.

      He's not a meathead. He's a very intelligent and creative individual. Go watch his old interviews. He's incredibly well spoken and articulate. He's not a meathead by any stretch. He wrote his best and most famous movies and his directorial efforts have been good, too. He's writing a new actioner for Statham who he looks at as his successor and I'm excited to watch it.

      First Blood, too. He made Rambo. The nobody author who wrote the original miseryporn novel can get fricked.

      360 IQ on one picture

      Stallone is awesome. Rocky movies, Rambo, Cobra, Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, Tango and Cash, Cop Land, etc. the list of kino is endless

      All these plus more.
      Stallone is not just you're average Italian-American buffoon Hollywood star like Cocaine Pacino or De Nero, he's actually a talented person who (and this is his most important quality) actually understands filmmaking, the audience and how to create a masterpiece with very little handed to him by writers and/or producers.

      Which is why the Arnie v. Sly comparison was always stupid. Arnie is the meathead, Joe Weider's bussyboy who got far by being buff and muscular and playing a caricature of himself in various shades since at least Commando (1985).

      On the contrast, Stallone (while not the greatest of actors) has more range and kino-making mindset. If Stallone was born 40 years later he'd be Eggers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stallone's gigantic ego made a lot of his acting roles much worse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine how much better he could have been if he had toned his ego down a little bit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stallone hasn't made the best use of his talents in a long time though

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally a creative genius THOUGH

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a distinctive look and voice.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's not just a meat head. He wrote Rocky and delivered several good perfromances.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    360 IQ on one picture

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stallone is awesome. Rocky movies, Rambo, Cobra, Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, Tango and Cash, Cop Land, etc. the list of kino is endless

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks he's just a meathead
    Well well look at Mr. Gucci loafers.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man he looks cool

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has a israeli mother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood is 50% israeli, 25% Aussie and 25% British.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who's lived a little will meet people who seem like idiots or mid from the outset, but are far more intelligent than any nerd in a suit when it comes to important areas of their lives. Being smart is more than just looking like a nerd.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love the Stallone appreciation here. Extremely thoughtful man if you've ever heard and interview of him and one of the best embodiments of the term "filmmaker" that we've seen. Truly understands every level of production and how important they all are. As has already been said Rocky is one of the most soulful and beautiful films ever made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird how nobody brings up anything else he did except for Rocky 1. It's almost like Stallone lucked out and has coasted on that since then.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weird how everyone mentions Rambo and you just skip over it trying to make a point...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now look up his attitude changes after Rambo. Oh, he became a humongous narcissist? His ego skyrocketed? He became an butthole diva? Say it ain't so.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original Rambo is also extremely thoughtful and well done. The first Creed was also very good and heartfelt despite having no business being that way. All of the first 4 rockies are good. They just become a different kind of movie after the second, which while not as good as the first, is still relatively serious in tone and well acted and written.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting interview with him, don't expect him to be so articulate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Although you could say even regular joes were more articulate back then, he was something else. The way he spoke and used his words was incredibly engaging. Sly had seen life's hardships and pulled off an impossible dream so his words carry weight and he speaks out of a position of true perseverance and experience. Comparing Arnie to him is almost a disservice.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's two different types of roads they've been down. Both hard and admirable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I though demolition man was popular on Cinemaphile?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple: he's not a meathead but pretty intelligent.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember in the first Rocky movie he was basically like mentally moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as opposed to rocky V where he builds a particle collider to agility train?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro most of the movies hes in he literally wrote or rewrote the script because he understands at the end of the day the audience is there to be entertained people think hes dumb because of the way he talks but hes not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. People say he took the action star route too soon and that he had it in him to make movies more like Rocky but action movies for fathers to watch are, ironically enough, the most watched and enjoyed cinema all around the world. Why do you think Liam Neeson makes all those actioners? Action movies are easy money but also serve the only purpose most movies have which is to entertain.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s israeli.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That explains why he's so intelligent and talented

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Stallone's so great, how did he manage to frick up 'The Expendables' so badly? Total unmemorable garbage.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried not being so fricking stupid?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How did this total meat-headed moron have such an amazing career? It's even more baffling than Keanu

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His films are cheesy, naff clunky and laboured, but great fun to watch. If Rocky was released today there would be a hate campaign against it on the internet, because no film less than perfect can be allowed to exist these days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf are you talking about? Modern movies are complete dogshit on average and are widely celebrated as masterful social art

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