How different would Steven Universe be if you replaced him with Steven Seagal instead?
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How different would Steven Universe be if you replaced him with Steven Seagal instead?
Absolutely nothing.
>Instead of redeeming the Diamonds, Steven Seagal kills them with his aikido, all while sitting down.
The chair he sits moves with him.
>both steven universe and seagal change sizes and shapes between shots
Excellent choice op
>all of the crystal gems are PMCs/SWAT/Spec OPs and Steven goes on long slurred monologues about the government and ebonics and Chinese gangsters
I'd watch.
Now that I think about it, does Steven Universe even have any East Asian characters?
>ANYBODY SEEN ROSE?
Seriously tho, that guy is a pathetic farce, everyone knows it since the early 90s.
It was more believable because Steven didn't look like Eric Cartman shat on Fat Albert back in those days.
>90’s
try 80’s
I had a cool ass math teacher in middle school who liked Steven Seagal. This one girl who also had his class drew him doing a Caramelldansen (this was like 2009) and he had it hung up over his desk in the classroom for a while.
I wish he was my math teacher
His early stuff is great, frick anyone saying otherwise. Post-Under Siege everything went to shit though. The man's insane.
I personally think that Exit Wounds was his last great movie.
I love hearing everything about his legendary time as an SNL host and all the utterly bizzare demands he kept making.
>ends the late night sketch comedy show by inexplicably beating up 5 or 6 also inexplicably buff body builder types in an office setting then angrily telling the audience directly to save the whales or some shit
>Jasper: Fusion is just something to make weak gems stronger!
>Steven: Well I'm sorry to hear that, because now, I will snatch every motherfricker birthday
How different would this thread be if it were actually on topic for the board and also good?
This is the best Steven Universe thread on the board
It would actually be watchable.
Both are fat whinny b***hes so not much different
Did Chuck Norris and Van Damme end up this badly too? 🙁
No, Chuck Norris has been married to the same woman for over 30 years while Steven Seagal has been divorced six times.
Van Damme still gets to be in movies and shows today, and people seem to still like them.
But is Norris still acting?
No, he retired to take care of his wife.
Nah, Chuck Norris still looks great for his 80s
Haven't seen Van Damme but he's still in good shape too I think
Thanks anon!
Norris became an internet god and Van Damme coasts on royalties so he doesn't have to do split kicks anymore
He honestly would look pretty great if he kept himself in shape.
I like to think Terry Silver (Cobra Kai) is what Steven Seagal would've looked like if he didn't stop being cool.
We'd be seeing a lot of guns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJHj7U_cru0
Love this thread cause it gives me an excuse to share this AI prompt I did with bing few days ago to amazing results
The fourth one was perfect Imo
The third pic looks like Cartoon Network's Danny Trejo universe.
>Sexual assaults every Crystal gem he sees
Lapis is not getting fixed in this timeline
Sits on his ass and mumble ebonics while Kevin does all the action for him