inb4 they do make him some indigenous adopted child, maybe make it so the wife cheated and had a mulatto child and that's why she was abandoned in the forest.
I think Tarzan is a situation where they make him a loser give him a black lesbian to tell him how it is and save the day. Besides that it's a perfect 'muh colonialism' vehicle
And they'll probably stick Black folk in all of them (well, the ones that don't already contain Black folk) then wonder what went wrong when they flop.
Oh look the movie with a bunch of whites is the successful one shocking. Oh well Larry Fink will bail Yidsney out we need more BLACKS. Every commercial BLACK BLACK BLACK.
I want disney to throw everything they have at this.
This is like that shit in Exodus when god hardened the pharaoh's heart so he keeps fricking up.
Moar gay Black person shit nao!
Is the princess and the frog going to be cast with entirely white people? Race doesn't matter with fictional characters even if they're in real settings, right?
Brownpipo don't mind seeing wypipo in movies, in fact I would go as far as to say they would rather watch wypipo than ugly brownpipo written by danger hair xinnas (formerly twitterinas)
My God, how creatively bankrupt could you be? Most of those aren't even that old. Next theyll start remaking Pixar shit. Cant wait to see them get together a gang of morbidly obese fricks for IRL Wall E.
so what you're saying is, we're getting 4 all black disney remakes?
not tarzan, that's for sure
Don't be ridiculous, they wouldn't make Tarzan black
inb4 they do make him some indigenous adopted child, maybe make it so the wife cheated and had a mulatto child and that's why she was abandoned in the forest.
I think Tarzan is a situation where they make him a loser give him a black lesbian to tell him how it is and save the day. Besides that it's a perfect 'muh colonialism' vehicle
You just KNOW Jane will be black and is going to civilize the savage white man, and Clayton is going to be racist and sexist.
>Tarzan fricks Jane
So Disney is finally giving black women the BWC they crave. Based Disney.
>thinking Disney would put straight romance in their movie in Current Year
Oh my sweet summer child.
>and is going to civilize the savage white man
lol
he thinks there will be white characters
>Tarzan the Ape Man
Yeah, they won’t make him a Black person.
>Jane will be black and is going to civilize the savage white man
fuggg, it's going to happen, I can see it
Netflix did it
lmao it's really this predictable at this point huh
AHAHAHAHA
Some credit here: they didn't make her obnoxiously ugly.
he'll be a latino or mixed mutt
Rapunzel is gonna be white still but Flynn will be a nog
In the case of Rapunzel that could be fun actually
And they'll probably stick Black folk in all of them (well, the ones that don't already contain Black folk) then wonder what went wrong when they flop.
Oh look the movie with a bunch of whites is the successful one shocking. Oh well Larry Fink will bail Yidsney out we need more BLACKS. Every commercial BLACK BLACK BLACK.
Who plays Chel in the R-rated live action adaptation of Road to El Dorado?
Timothee Chalamay
Reminder they are finally losing their copyright on Mickey Mouse starting next year.
>losing their copyright on Mickey Mouse
lol. I'll believe it when I see it
steamboat willie, not mickey
Tangledanon is gonna rampage
I want disney to throw everything they have at this.
This is like that shit in Exodus when god hardened the pharaoh's heart so he keeps fricking up.
Moar gay Black person shit nao!
Wait, didn't Brendan already do live action Tarzan?
And Skarsgard
There was a live action Tarzan in 1932.
NO MORE WHITE LEADS
MAKE TARZAN BLACK
TICK TOCK, DISNEY SHITS
Surprised they'd go with Tarzan considering the source material. I hope one of their rival companies tries to #cancelthecolonialism
Here is the Tangled trailer
They should remake Dinosaur.
I liked Tiana.
That is all.
>d-list fake news site
>More live action remakes of animated films for kids
Literally who is the target audience?
Princess and the frog is going to be kino if Keith David reprised his role
Good question. They're so fricked. Surprised the stock hasn't died more.
The taxpayer money will bail them out if needed. Nobody at the top really cares. They donate to the right people.
Is the princess and the frog going to be cast with entirely white people? Race doesn't matter with fictional characters even if they're in real settings, right?
All white live action of Tarzan, all the gorillas will be voiced and mo-capped by the whitest people they can find.
they buy more IPs
Kind of tired of Disney and all of its shit
They will make Elsa black
GOTT STRAFE DISNEY
What's the problem? Disney needs to make and they're targeting the majority which aren't white.
Brownpipo don't mind seeing wypipo in movies, in fact I would go as far as to say they would rather watch wypipo than ugly brownpipo written by danger hair xinnas (formerly twitterinas)
My God, how creatively bankrupt could you be? Most of those aren't even that old. Next theyll start remaking Pixar shit. Cant wait to see them get together a gang of morbidly obese fricks for IRL Wall E.