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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    touch grass

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    be a big, tall, masculine, mustached cowboy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      always helps

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Lou Ellen a lucky man or an unlucky man?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do i meet women

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GameStop

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Used to date a GameStop manager. She absolutely hated the customers. She had a film degree, used that to get a "temporary" job at MovieStop, got promoted to manager and when that chain died, she was transferred to her "personal hell" dealing with gamers all day long. The money was just good enough to keep her from being ambitious enough to leave. Last I heard, she eventually broke free by becoming a real estate agent. Thank you for reading my blog.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's hilarious

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?feature=shared

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds of me and my gf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oops I meant my bf

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live in podunk nowhere so that your choices are work dead end job in town for the rest of your life or GTFO forever
    >marry high school sweetheart with 0 aspirations

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    in your 30s, when a deranged teenage girl tell you she had a dream that you were per-ordained to be together, marry her asap and move her far away from the mother.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't her parents just hunt you down with a shotgun?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        most girls get that way because of absentee parents
        you'd be fine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this in the book? I remember she was 15 when they met and he was much older.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in this exact situation, except she's an autistic NEET who flunked out of college so her mom was more than happy to give her away to me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go on date with cute girl
      >midway through she tells me about her first relationship
      >she was 13 and the guy was like 25, they dated for years and the family approved
      >immediately start telling her about warhammer lore

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    better off alone

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weld.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      most accurate answer.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    keep talkin

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find an equally emotionally repressed backwoods idiot and drink beer and watch network television. You have zero standards... or hope if this seems out of reach.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I realized his look was based on how Cormac looked when he was young.

    >Range banned from posting images thanks to some autist.
    Fix this jannies

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's so cuteeee. Loved her little Irish perkies in trainspotting

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to post secondary in your late 20's, don't be awful looking and you should genuinely have more luck with women then any of the fresh high school kids.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it easier to get women before the internet, smartphones, and social media?
    Were there incels in the 20th century?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was it easier to get women before the internet, smartphones, and social media?
      Much easier for average men to get a single woman to love and care for.
      Much harder for superchads to pump & dump a different woman every few days.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pornstache = rural cashier chick magnet

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be born in 1945

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think beer is quite accessible.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be born a White Baby Boomer, thereby accidentally enjoying Peak American Largesse and a parentheses in historical development through no effort or real merit of your own.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he had to fight in nam though

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    big talk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep it up

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    take on all coomers

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    at the gettin place

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    war veteran but without the PSTD shit

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i must give it to goofy raccoon t-shirt having wife

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't

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