How do I cope with never directing a movie?

How do I cope with never directing a movie?

It's the only thing that excites me but I'm a friendless loser with no social skills who never had confidence to talk to people much less take charge and give directions to several people and I am awkward with no charisma and charme to win people over so it just seems impossible. Maybe if I was young still I could work on all these things but now it feels to late.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I cope with never directing a movie?
    Get your moronic ass off your couch and get out there and make a movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bro just give it a shot
      This is horrible advice. OP is obviously a loser. Don't give him false hope.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Direction is a shit career choice and artists are all gays.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dull my creative thinking with excessive external dopamine stimulation i.e reading Cinemaphile threads and gooning to porn. Now my brain numb and I don’t get the pictures running in da brain anymore. Brain still n gud now no pretzel brain 🙂

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a gaming YouTube channel and direct your ass to saying the Black person word on a Livestream

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I cope with never directing a movie?
    just learn to write, you can make kino on a page by yourself and it costs nothing. Eventually AI will be able to make it into something to watch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually good advice that op and every autist should pay attention to.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I cope with never being the billionaire CEO of a major corporation?
    >I have zero experience and never leave my house and have zero social skills, and have shown zero initiative to do anything. Am I aiming too high?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The correct answer is to just do it.

    But what you could do is just plan out a story board. Refine it so it becomes a comicbook if nothing comes of it, or it's refined enough that it's a proof of concept, and you don't waste time and money when you do film.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you have to lose by trying?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      time
      money
      dignity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >time
        OP has plenty
        >money
        OP has none
        >dignity
        OP has little to none

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done it several times and I'm doing it again next month, and I'm a completely 'tistic and friendless weirdo

    Just write the damn script, cast actors and crew off craigslist/Facebook. I have a nice blackmagic camera but use your phone if u have to. Simple as

    It's the one thing I'm good at and you'd never guess if you knew me. All my weaknesses somehow become strengths when I'm in the chaos of production. You owe it to yourself to try

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much did it cost you to cast everyone?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        $50-$75 per actor/crew per day. I've gotten away with less if I provide really good food.

        Also I'm a poorgay and oldgay (39), so it's truly never too late and no good excuses.

        I've got my stuff on Amazon/tubi and make a small amount of money every month. With this next one I think I might be able to sell to a distributor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Must be nice to live in a country where this is possible.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          would you dare link us to your work? I wanna see.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://tubitv.com/movies/100000503/the-college-girl

            https://tubitv.com/movies/100019906/milwaukee-maniacs

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              awesome, I'm gonna watch.

              >milwaukee-maniacs
              I hope this ones about a crazy stalker of Red Letter Media with actual stalking footage of the mike and jay and rich

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >milwaukee-maniacs
              >can I at least get a hug maybe?

              lmao

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kek did you put this on the window or did you just find it there already and use it?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We lived in that house and just had weird shit like that everywhere

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so I watched most of it, you have some talent in this so I applaud you for that and for making something. I enjoyed it. I felt like it was a little too long though so I skimmed the last act. Liked the ending with the recorder, there were some genuinely funny moments.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your last thread a few days ago had tons of great advice, which you have apparently ignored and are back to making your pity posts. Just fricking do something. No good witch is going to pop up and magically make you a famous movie director.

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