Start by watching his appearance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
Ferguson's appeal is that he's "safe flirty" > saucy and flirtatious but in a safe way > does it in a way which increases the status of the person he's flirting with
In the link, watch how he teases the WH press secretary for the example
The best advise comes from the 1995 film "The American President" > complement her shoes
Don't ask me why it works, but women melt
I installed bumble and got a couple of matches saying "hi" and "hey!" How do I respond?
I thought the point of the app was to get chicks to come up with the witty openers to start a conversation. Sending a simple hello just puts the onus back on me.
Most women just turn it around and still make the man do all the work. They'll all just say "hey" and then it's back to Tinder and up to you to be interesting
>"Hey yourself! Just warning you, my charm level is off the charts, so proceed with caution "
>"Hey! I have this theory that 'hey' is just the cool way of saying, 'I can't wait to get to know you better.' What do you think?"
>"Hey! I was just thinking, what's the only thing missing from my day? And then, it's you. Your smile in that photo is seriously contagious. How about we make the missing part a little more... intimate?"
>Hey! I was about to send you a message saying you must be a magician because whenever you're around, everything else disappears. How about we make a few things disappear together?
Step 1: Be tall and handsome
Step 2: Have charming Scottish accent
Step 3: Be exceptionally witty and fun to talk with
Step 4: Be a famous comedian
Step 5: Have a TV show where you can platform pretty women
Step 6: Then, just be yourself bro
> that time she talked about how she got so turned on during her sex scenes in that pedo teacher show that they were filming not long after she gave birth that her nipples leaked milk onto her co-star
Get really drunk and speak in a scottish accent. Oh, and host The Price is Right once for April Fools
For me it’s the PRICE is RICE
NO
SEVEN NO ONE
Instead of 'Just be yourself bro' just be Craig Ferguson instead
Marathon really bad scottish folk music 24/7.
you honestly can't, you either have charisma or you don't. you can learn social skills but not this.
he's going to get me too'd in a few years when he's old and gross and the girls he's seduced no need him
Start by watching his appearance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
Ferguson's appeal is that he's "safe flirty"
> saucy and flirtatious but in a safe way
> does it in a way which increases the status of the person he's flirting with
In the link, watch how he teases the WH press secretary for the example
The best advise comes from the 1995 film "The American President"
> complement her shoes
Don't ask me why it works, but women melt
I installed bumble and got a couple of matches saying "hi" and "hey!" How do I respond?
I thought the point of the app was to get chicks to come up with the witty openers to start a conversation. Sending a simple hello just puts the onus back on me.
>Sending a simple hello just puts the onus back on me.
You've discovered the uselessness of bumble
You mean the uselessness of women.
Wizard.
"hi" and especially "hey!" is an invitation to say something about her body
Most women just turn it around and still make the man do all the work. They'll all just say "hey" and then it's back to Tinder and up to you to be interesting
You're obviously not ready yet
Just say hey back, now it's back on them
I tried ChatGPT and got this:
>"Hey yourself! Just warning you, my charm level is off the charts, so proceed with caution "
>"Hey! I have this theory that 'hey' is just the cool way of saying, 'I can't wait to get to know you better.' What do you think?"
>"Hey! I was just thinking, what's the only thing missing from my day? And then, it's you. Your smile in that photo is seriously contagious. How about we make the missing part a little more... intimate?"
>Hey! I was about to send you a message saying you must be a magician because whenever you're around, everything else disappears. How about we make a few things disappear together?
Artificial "intelligence" my ass.
This, never put in more effort than them
Just be straightforward and ask:
>Do you wanna get raped?
Show her your snake cup
>mfw
get really deep into a topic and then change subjects and be sure to compliment her when doing so.
Step 1: Be tall and handsome
Step 2: Have charming Scottish accent
Step 3: Be exceptionally witty and fun to talk with
Step 4: Be a famous comedian
Step 5: Have a TV show where you can platform pretty women
Step 6: Then, just be yourself bro
I'm so fricking glad I don't have to deal with dating apps, they sound like hell.
Most women are like this
> Spends 3 hours getting ready
> Comes out looking like that
Next time she should spend three hours on a treadmill, damn
Kate Mara was so damn sexy in this interview
> that time she talked about how she got so turned on during her sex scenes in that pedo teacher show that they were filming not long after she gave birth that her nipples leaked milk onto her co-star
I want to say that back in the pandemic I was obsessed with Craig I literally watch it all his interviews on youtube.
Here's a good playlist
it's so frickin hot