How do producers deal with actresses not keeping their body sizes consistent?
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How do producers deal with actresses not keeping their body sizes consistent?
How do producers deal with actresses not keeping their body sizes consistent?
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They frick them and 'fix it in post'
Really strong contracts.
No writers can explain this
Unless it’s some sort of sci-fi “Honey, I Inflated the Wife” script
She definitely doesn't skip leg day.
thats a man
Andre 3000 looking b***h
i never found this woman attractive
She was hot as frick during that newlyweds mtv show. But Nick clearly dodged a bullet.
Then you are gay, son.
i just don't like her face, sure her body is fine but she's a butter face
>can't appreciate a good body like prime Jessica Simpson irregardless
i have bad news, you're gay
there are pics of Simpson and Alba together, Biel and Alba together but not Biel and Simpson together
Here she looks like Woody Harrelson
Here she looks like either Andre 3000 or Adam Jones, from Tool.
Would still bang her gladly tho.
>Andre 3000 or Adam Jones
I can't unsee this now.
What the FRICK
>
the bogpill is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be.. unnatural
put that chicken back in the sea
I like women. What is a job where I will be around them a lot?
You will never be a woman. YWNBAW
Nursing, anything medicine related, or teaching
trader Joe's and whole foods
hollywood writer's room
bouncer at night club.
women LOVE bouncers so much it's ridiculous. plus they're drunk or on drugs they grab my wiener casually, rub my chest etc. and that's just the shit they do for a laugh, when they're mad at their boyfriends or want to make them jealous they try to break your facades. had one stunning girl sucking on my earlobe one time because i kept calling her bluff.
then if their boyfriend tries anything you physically destroy the c**t and throw him out on his ass.
many males hate bouncers because we are a walking challenge that most are too pussy to fight, but all will talk shit about us, which makes their women want us even more over their coward boyfriends haha.
like you can have a go, I'm right here son, but you won't, you'll cry to your gf while she thinks about how she made you wait like a dog while I railed her in the toilets after I dragged you out in a sleeper hold.
How do you get that job?
in straya you do a 2 week course. get a licence and that's it. many many jobs available.
I'd suggest you start training at an mma gym and learn to fight though, if your going to torment cucks you will get knives an shit pulled on you.
Hit your head against a wall a few dozen times, then train standing around doing nothing until 5am every night 3x5 reps
Just be a thug/gangster/bodybuilder/whatever criminals are called in your country.
Or I can just stand one foot outside of club property and bully you to your face while you seethe unable to touch me :^)
I made a bouncer nearly lose it once because he wouldn't let me in
not in my country. "It is lawful for any person to use such force as is reasonably necessary to prevent the repetition of an act or insult of such a nature as to be provocation to the person for an assault, if the force used is not intended, and is not such as is likely, to cause death or grievous bodily harm"
i can legally assault you if you stand there calling me names.
I'll dress as an emu, frick Brucie gonna do
>tfw got my head kicked in because I punched an Emu at basic training (he had rank) in Wagga Wagga.
>i can legally assault you if you stand there calling me names.
Somehow I doubt that's what the law implies by "insult".
I'm just impressed a bouncer can read
Every bouncer I've ever known was just a fat underemployed moron. Interesting look into the mind of one, thoughbeit
like I said, cucks get salty just because we exist.
Bro you're not even a rent-a-cop. It's not the 00s anymore. Most clubs are empty or sell tickets online, nobody waits in lines or anything
Do you ever fight anyone who isn't 16 pints in?
>i beat up drunk and/or drugged up morons and feel tough because of it
>i'm proud of fricking prostitutes that are drunk and/or drugged up too
The state of this anon
>nobody waits in lines or anything
Why bother lying? Bouncers still need to pat you down for weapons or drugs and check your ID before you can go in.
sounds like a crook without the balls enough to be an actual crook...or a larping 14y/o boy...
Basically. Most bouncers are bullies that are too scared to become actual gangsters.
that's nearly everyone that has a job that gives them a small amount of power of others, easier to have the system behind you than to break laws and have the system come after you
Still fricked your girlfriend. LOL
How low is your IQ? We already moved on from your gay little attempt at trying to look cool on Cinemaphile, try to keep up
Most bouncers get bashed at least once a month, not a great job.
memes aside bouncer isn't a job I'd fancy getting, it involves alcohol and women and all it takes is one guy having a bad time to glass you and your life is ruined
>things that don't happen anywhere but in anons tear soaked dreams
Oh yeah ladies will love you
Gynecologist
Middle school teacher
Put it on the contract. Unless they're Marlon Brando they have to conform to the character as envisaged by director/writer.
They suck on their breasts until they shrink
What happens if someone else drinks? Do they shrink? Is their growth?
And what about tattoos? Like what was Megan Fox thinking when she got a full fricking sleeve a few months ago?
She was thinking "this will stop me becoming an old lady"
She's going through a midlife crisis.
Holding out for the inevitable OF.
Sleeves are probably the only tattoos a woman can have that could be considered attractive. Much preferable to the notebook scribbles most chicks get jotted on all over the place like graffiti. That being said, Megan Fox is a bogged alien and nothing can undo that much plastic surgery.
>Sleeves are probably the only tattoos a woman can have that could be considered attractive.
Tattoos are for sailors, military, and convicts. Women with tattoos are disgusting as frick, and they look like the human version of a dumpster that's been spraypainted with niggidy-noggidy graffiti.
The ones making that show with Ariel Winter in it just brainwashed her in to cutting her breasts off
That wasn’t the producers. Everyone loved her tots except Sophia vergera and twitter. Guess who she listened to
feet
Typically they'll write in a big time skip
flat ass no class
They used to berate them and emotionally abuse them into being orderly.
That's kind of frowned on now though so... yeah
That pic is 9 years ago
Actresses?
is this a recent pic?
na, good 3-5 years old
Tony Romo MOUNTED prime Jessica Simpson and you will respect him for this.
I always did.
Nowadays they just let it go because if you give them shit about it you'll be dragged through the mud for being verbally abusive.
Look at how fat they let that redhead from the star trek show get without saying anything. Or that fat chick from Euphoria.