how do the men not get a boner?
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how do the men not get a boner?
how do the men not get a boner?
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3rd word in the title
you never gotten a spooked boner before?
I call them booners
They're fear boners
No mom
Boo-ners areuch better
Their dicks are too busy being in severe pain from the multitude of bug bites to get aroused.
Oh my god. I can't even begin to imagine how horrifying that would be
camera does that to you
you are more conscious about being filmed
>That's my secret, Cap. I never get boners.
In the wilderness in olden times you'd just poke a stick into the ground and then pour some water into the hole and frick the mud hole.
i thought they just fricked pigs or any available animal, be they wild or tamed
Men had wives and concubines and they were all legally obligated to submit to his sexual whims upon request.
No idiot, they fricked their wives
There was quite a bit less men than women because of casualties as soldiers in war, so every man had a wife
t. never been around a naked woman
The female body is mostly exciting when it's partially hidden
when it's all out there in the open you get used to it quickly
I used to watch this all the time with a girlfriend, I had 3 takeaways from it
>if one person brought a firestarter and the other brought a machete, you were almost guaranteed to last the entire time
>as a diet plan it's incredibly effective, everyone would lose 20-30 pounds
>if the girl was a granola hippie chick, the guy almost always fricked her at least once
did they mention on the show if people hooked up?
There was one where the guy proposed to the woman when the show ended and they were sleeping together the whole show.
I distinctly remember at least half a dozen episodes where they plainly implied the contestants were hooking up, like showing them cuddling at bed time, kissing a bit before cutting to a shot of the night sky
>>as a diet plan it's incredibly effective, everyone would lose 20-30 pounds
"just don't eat" is a moronic diet plan, because it wastes away your muscles, tendons, brain, organs, blood, etc. as well as the excess blubber which is the only thing you really want gone. You need to eat slightly below maintenance so you stay healthy and lose it gradually for optimum health. What good is being a skinny DYEL gaygit?
dumb homosexual went to Cinemaphile once and thinks he knows shit kek
a fat piece of shit like you could fast for a week and lose nothing but fat, but you're too moronic to know that of course
>granola hippie chick
>the guy fricked her
I've seen over episodes of this stupid show and don't remember sex being even hinted at
oh but they do (i was the fluffer on the show)
Saltpeter in the food they give them off camera.
They're over 30 years old
American teenager/khv question.
I had sex in the woods once. Never fricking again. Got pieces of bark all in my foreskin
Ew that sounds disgusting! You have a foreskin??
who were you having sex with ? That cursed tree from Evil Dead ?
I guess that's what they mean with 'morning wood'
They’re all 30 year old westerners with a tenth of the testosterone of their great grandfathers.
Average western coomer has thick goop for cum and half soft “boners”.
I left the West and live in a a desert country now. Everytime I frick it’s like pouring water out of a metal rod. This is how it should be.
You have some kind of weird STD, anon. Get tested.
>like pouring water out of a thin metal pipe.
Yeah but how do you keep the goats in one place? Do they run away?
Selfcontrol
The ticks and mosquitos just suck the blood right out. Member the episode where the guy woke up with a tick jammed up his dick hole?