What kind of weird flex is this?
What the frick kind of insecure homosexual do you have to be to post something like this, you're so "with it" with boomer video games and proud of it so you have to make fun of boomers for referencing it for people maybe not familiar as yourself?
Like the comment doesn't even make sense. Unless it's and kind of bait then congrats.
>No it isn't moron they obviously got in
they opened the door then locked it and then went inside and let the door shut and then went on the roof and threw the key as far as they could
I remember an anon who was autistic enough to have hunted down one of them on ebay or some other more obscure auction site and bought it just to put in his house, rigged up to do something else. Or maybe he hadn't rigged it up yet and he was only planning to, playing with it in the meantime because he really liked the noises it makes?
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I remember an anon who was autistic enough to have hunted down one of them on ebay or some other more obscure auction site and bought it just to put in his house, rigged up to do something else. Or maybe he hadn't rigged it up yet and he was only planning to, playing with it in the meantime because he really liked the noises it makes?
I honestly started to search for one on ebay just before I read your post.
My greatest moment as a restaurant GM was when one of my managers called me about a power outage and I walked him through the building talking like Malcom kek. Follow the pipes, yeah now there is a big green button that says push, push it.
oh no no no no no
it's too late to delete your post now, you'll have to live with the shame and mockery that comes from tumbling from such a high place of hubris forever
To be fair to Hammond, the Raptor had they own enclosure like the other species but once there were only three left and started systematically checking the fences for weak points, he built the Raptor Pen with increased security.
That wasn’t for display, the raptors were extra vicious and also smart so they put them in that thing until they thought of a better way to display them since conventional containment didn’t work.
Surprised there hasn't been some Star Wars-Wookiepedia-autism-esque attempt to explain day to day operations in the park in detail. What was Hammond's tax policy and what kind of insurance was paid out after Geoffrey the worker who gets eaten by raptors in the beginning's death?
I mean, the whole point of the books and movies were that Hammond's park was an absolute shitshow and that the shiny, high-tech facade was held together with duct tape and hope and was inevitably doomed to fail.
Getting into extremely detail about how it was supposed to work would defeat the point.
Noooooo don’t post this you’ll make reddit seethe. The real question is how does the goat machine work.
They have goats tied up on conveyer belts ready to be raised up through that little cage?
No need for any conveyor belts. Just a little tunnel on the right that leads to the elevator. A worker leading a goat on a rope isn't going to be endangered by any Brachiosaurus walking that close to the wall. Hammond and the kids could have been picked up hours earlier if they'd only looked to their right for a camouflaged door/tunnel before trekking through the enclosure.
You know the underground area where they had go to fix the circuit breaker? Well that's where the goats are stored, and there's an elevator just below the t-rex paddock.
Yeah an employee loading the goat up is one thing but that seemed like an automated goat dispenser. Weren’t there limited employees on at that time and shit? I didn’t see any goat men in the movie.
There were limited employees but it was also their grand unveiling to the lawyer who could make or break their park by what he told the investors. They definitely had enough guys around to put a goat on the elevator, before heading off to catch the boat to the mainland. Just like they had a bunch of chefs making all that food the kids ate. It's not like the goat needed to be fresh on the elevator the moment the cars arrived.
You know the underground area where they had go to fix the circuit breaker? Well that's where the goats are stored, and there's an elevator just below the t-rex paddock.
Why would you put an animal known to have a superb sense of smell so close to animals it would love to feast on and then put two big electric fences between them? That'll only torture the poor thing.
He was probably being lax because he knew there was water there. If that was just a dropoff there’s no way that thing would be casually meandering and accidentally trip down there.
This is the lion enclosure at Franklin Park Zoo in Boston. No lions have ever fell down this hole and broke their back or something, wouldn’t happen.
Watch the scene again. The car fell into a huge tree and it only reached like halfway up the wall. You wouldn't be seeing any treetops immediately behind the wall.
And you may ask yourself, “How do I drive this?”
And you may ask yourself, “Where is that large T-Rex?”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful goat”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful park”
Still better than the full moron storyline about breeding raptors to hunt down terrorists that they did in later movies. Yeah man, let's spend millions and millions and several years on breeding and training an animal that can then be killed by any random frick with an AK or even a punji stick, just to terrorise villagers with it or send it down into caves where it won't even be able to hunt properly. That's definitely something that private contractors would be hounding the dinosaur park for.
>Park opens >Visitors in cars stop at the Rex paddock to stare at it and piss it off >Rex is hungry and curious, walks into fence >Ow frick >Rex is startled and stumbles off edge of cliff, dazed and in pain >Dead Rex
This scene is perfect showing “chaos theory” in action. All the necessary precautions were taken in transferring this animal. >steel crate so it can’t escape or harm anyone during transfer >enclosure is a pit with an electrified roof so the animal can’t jump out >two dozen armed guards ready in case anything goes wrong >force of this rabid, angry animal sprinting out of the box causes the transport crate to jolt backward and the guy trips and falls and the animal sucks him into the crate and by the time the guards shoot the thing it already tore the guy to pieces
just illustrates the more complex a system is the more potential for unforeseen errors, etc. occur
thinking about it the intro to this movie is probably the best in the whole franchise
semi-related I like how you see the squad of guards watching the trees as you hear crashing and you expect a big dinosaur to come out but it’s a truck carrying a small dinosaur, but it’s still by far the most dangerous one
>force of this rabid, angry animal sprinting out of the box causes the transport crate to jolt backward
Doesn't it run the opposite direction of the gate and slam into the back wall of the cage?
lol what? no? the Cuban guy opens the door and the raptor runs out of the box but stops when the guy falls and drags him in, the raptor just runs into a wall like Ed Edd n Eddy? lmao
>All the necessary precautions were taken in transferring this animal.
It shows all the corners cut and shitty safety standards actually. That transport box should lock in place with the gate so it cant be knocked loose by the animal. The box door shouldnt be anle to open unless its locked in place to the building gate. Also it shouldnt require a person to manually lift the gate, that should be hydraulics and remotely operated. Having someone just standing on top is risky, they could fall and hit their head or twist their ankle. Whole park is a walking osha violation.
The fact that every single worker left in the movie made no sense. I get it's supposed to be automated as much as possible but having only the main engineers of the park around with not a single janitor or fricking toilet lady or something is moronic. In the book they kept plenty of workers around to manage things even with the automation. I know it raises the stakes and creates a feeling of isolation with only the protagonists around but it's best to not try and overanalyze technical details.
That didn't make sense to me either. Say the storm did a bunch of damage. Shouldn't there be a response team sitting in the bunker waiting to go fix that? What happens if the refrigeration starts to fail or something? Shouldn't there be scientists on standby to salvage it or something? Only thing that made sense to me was maybe the park was being run by a skeleton crew anyway because Hammond was a frick up and ordered the rest away because he didn't want to pay them or something.
The Telltale game apparently fixes that issue a little by having some more people around. I think the doctor that was helping the girl with the sick herbivore was one of them. Then again, the Telltale game also has weird super predator dinosaurs so maybe it's best to ignore that.
They were supposed to spend a weekend there, imagine at the end of the day the toilet at their bungalow clogs. Who's gonna fix the plumbing, the game warden? Nedry? Hammond didn't think of shit.
With that diet of his there's no way his shits are firm enough to cause a problem. Unless it's a really sticky one that requires him to keep on wiping and he doesn't think to flush in the middle, I guess.
>i dont blame people for their bowel movements, but i do ask that they pay for them
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You just made me envision the toilet by the T-Rex enclosure having a coin slot. All those people losing control of their bowels or needing to puke after seeing it eat a goat and they all end up rushing over to the toilet only to find that they need some coins to get in.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Reminds me of that ps2 park simulator where you could set the price of even going to the bathroom.
That was a good game I might have to emulate it now
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
It was better than the newer ones, that's for sure.
Jurassic Park is so unbelievably comfy. All those tropical locations, that fully built yet unstaffed facility ripe for exploration. Look at those railings, goddamn. I used to go camping a lot as a kid and one of my favorite things was how there'd always be ranger huts or lookout stations or little wildlife information booths hidden along trails that were just completely empty and unstaffed during most seasons, you could just poke around in this pristine world all on your own, so great.
>Chilean Sea Bass is mentioned in Jurassic Park >Almost hunted to extinction IRL because of increased demand caused by the film
That’s, that’s chaos theory
>humans artificially breed Chilean Sea Bass so that their population is sustainable again >No! Nature SELECTED them for extinction. Stop trying to play God! This will not end well. >Chilean Sea Basses escape and start murdering humans like Piranha
>mfw I was told they filmed a nip slip from the 11 year old girl and left it in and I watched it on the USA network this past weekend and it was true and it's just been left in the film for over 30 years
About how people always pretend like there's a nipslip in the movie to make the pedos on here skim through the entire thing trying to find it? No I know that very well.
If the video games are anything to go by when you build a structure you build those guys with it and they’re standing there 24/7 any time the game is on, so.
If no one dies then Hammond would quiet the whole thing down so that his Park doesn't look bad to the investors before it opens. Blame it on the storm instead of Nedry's system and move on. If some important people like the visitors die then Hammond won't be able to keep it quiet and Nedry will be blamed for it, making him unable to live out his life in luxury.
>get inspired to look up chaos theory after this movie >realize the implications of nonlinear dynamics are far more terrifying than islands full of man-eating dinosaurs
>And here is where I offer them chili and sea bass... >Um, I believe that's supposed to chilean sea bass, Richard.. >Shut up, Goldblum. And it's Lord Attenborough to you.
i remember one of the scenarios actually being good,
since they had different directors
each part felt different in tone and gameplay
huge downside besides the shitty fanfic vibe
>operation genesis
I tried looking at video gameplays of that online, I get a weird feeling from them for some reason. Looks like bots crank them out for the toddler audience.
The game has been so datamined and modded and etc. that lefties and furries etc. always use the models from the game for their weird cringe videos so maybe that’s what you’re seeing. Play the vanilla version tho.
The 2013 is overdone, but I'd rather have that than the dull lifeless look of the left. Oversaturation can be tuned down, undersaturation is harder to fix.
For me it's the encoded black bars every single company does. Never even consistent about it.
Special frick you to Fallout episode 1 for having varying aspect ratio.
They’re crammed in. That pen wasn’t intended as their display enclosure, it’s just what they were forced to put them in for the time being because raptors ended up being so dangerous.
>I always felt bad for the boyfriend and the mercenaries. Their deaths felt wrong because they did nothing wrong (opposed to Nedry) or heroic
that's where jurassic park gets dearths wrong. the people who die should deserve it on some minuscule level. like in slashers. they all deserve it cause they're having premarital sex and doing drugs.
but that poor woman in jurassic world who gets one of the worst deaths in the franchise simply because she was assigned to take care of the kids was horrible.
i like the guy in the background of that scene that's holding onto his drinks while the woman gets et by pterodactyls
not enough to watch the movie tho, the gif is enough
That’s what makes it feel dangerous. They’re wild creatures, they don’t care if you’re good or bad. Sadly people threw enough of a tantrum about the assistant in Jurassic World (literally the first female victim in the series, four films in) that the next two films only killed bad people and nameless background extras. Geraldine Chaplin was supposed to die protecting the kid in Fallen Kingdom and they cut it
The boyfriend deserved it for taking a kid on a really fricking dangerous trip just to try and impress him and his mom with how much money he could shell out.
>I always felt bad for the boyfriend and the mercenaries. Their deaths felt wrong because they did nothing wrong (opposed to Nedry) or heroic
that's where jurassic park gets dearths wrong. the people who die should deserve it on some minuscule level. like in slashers. they all deserve it cause they're having premarital sex and doing drugs.
but that poor woman in jurassic world who gets one of the worst deaths in the franchise simply because she was assigned to take care of the kids was horrible.
What was especially weird about that one was that it was so fricking drawn out. All other deaths are basically "oh frick there's a din-" and then someone gets chomped on, except for butthole characters like Stormare in the second one. But with hers it just kept on going and going for no fricking reason.
>What was especially weird about that one was that it was so fricking drawn out. All other deaths are basically "oh frick there's a din-" and then someone gets chomped on, except for butthole characters like Stormare in the second one. But with hers it just kept on going and going for no fricking reason.
I wondered who the actress pissed off or did the writer have a bad day when writing that?
There were supposed to be scenes of Zara being a c**t to the boys but they got cut so the normies didn't have the proper emotional prepping necessary to cheer on somebody dying horribly.
>hehe watch this shit. I'm gonna leave that black dudes arm here to scare the shit outta the other one >woah that's a great idea! How do you come up with this shit! >I'm a clever girl
>noooo people have to die for a reason!
that's not jurassic park, jurassic park isn't a slasher flick, jurassic park is a sci fi horror and in sci fi horror the themes are 'man has played god, man is punished!' and in jurassic park the theme is specifically 'man is no longer the apex predator'. it makes perfect sense that the people getting killed are innocent, just like the sheep who gets killed by the wolf. this adds to the horror and one of the reasons why these films are so gripping is that anyone can die.
They were born there
moron. They built it from the ground up. They are the builders.
They were cloned there using frog DNA.
So they're gay?
Spared no expense
audible kek , fpbp
Thanks for the upvote homosexual
they climb up the back of a brachiosaur and slide down it when it's time to quit like the Flintstones
Go inside tower, climb ladder.
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
the tower isnt big enough to realistically hold a ladder... thats the point
are you stupid?
you can fit a ladder in a 2ft by 2ft space, you can go smaller if you dont much care about comfort
pic related
You might be genuinely moronic
>Zoomers didn't grow up playing GoldenEye007
Sad.
>boomer thinks GE is so obscure he puts 007 in the name
Sad.
>he never made it to the secret island
Sad!
bruh, that's the name of the fricking game
What kind of weird flex is this?
What the frick kind of insecure homosexual do you have to be to post something like this, you're so "with it" with boomer video games and proud of it so you have to make fun of boomers for referencing it for people maybe not familiar as yourself?
Like the comment doesn't even make sense. Unless it's and kind of bait then congrats.
first thing i thought of. i loved playing that level on DK mode. the bad guys all looked like morons
parkour
They uhh found a way
In a deleted scene they are dropped from the same helicopter the protagonists arrive in on the island.
a Brontosaurus lifts them up
There's a ladder on the other side. Hammond spared no expense.
door and spiral staircase
The door is locked though
So?
You can't open a locked door, dummy
>t.
just find the keycard
No it isn't moron they obviously got in
This. Is it too much to ask to show them doing it plus maybe a short explanation? This is getting ridiculous.
>No it isn't moron they obviously got in
they opened the door then locked it and then went inside and let the door shut and then went on the roof and threw the key as far as they could
why did they do that?
funny
thats why everyone carries around a neat keycard that lets them in
Does that symbolize Dino-DNA?
The door is only wide enough for one of them
It would likely just be a ladder since there's so little space in there.
>schizo headcanon
Take your meds
thats a great staircase honestly.
great work on the staircase, really admire it
Spiral staircases weren't invented yet, zoomer moron
>for me it's the Westinghouse spb100
Is it autistic to think about this thing a lot?
I remember an anon who was autistic enough to have hunted down one of them on ebay or some other more obscure auction site and bought it just to put in his house, rigged up to do something else. Or maybe he hadn't rigged it up yet and he was only planning to, playing with it in the meantime because he really liked the noises it makes?
I honestly started to search for one on ebay just before I read your post.
Kino
holy shit they can keep this fricking junk
Why did you think industrial electrical equipment that's also gotten fans because of a movie would be cheap?
>tfw you will never push to close
It's a 4000 amp circuit breaker. Not going to be cheap
Why not
Lots of amps
spared no expense
it's chilean
There's a part of me that would want to wire one of these into my workshop so I had to prime and close it to turn on power to all my tools.
And there's another part who realizes how fricking autistic and obnoxious that would be.
bump
Forgot pic
>FWWWWEEEEEHH
For the longest time I always thought that high pitched unsealing noise was Nedry squealing.
my headcanon is that it still is
It was actually a nondiagetic sound effect foreshadowing the Dilophosaurus. Very clever Spielberg
Wait it isn't?!? I always thought it was a little squeal of a laugh from Wayne Knight.
That's my belief and nothing will prove it otherwise.
I'm sure it's Nedry
PUSH TO CLOSE
PUSH IT
>you will never pump up the primer
handle in order to get the charge
My greatest moment as a restaurant GM was when one of my managers called me about a power outage and I walked him through the building talking like Malcom kek. Follow the pipes, yeah now there is a big green button that says push, push it.
What exactly does this thing do? If I was to have one, now what?
https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Circuit_Breakers
Ugh I miss the good old days when movies actually explained how characters got to places
Fricking amateurs
Hammond spared no expense.
>trying to contain huge dangerous predators in a balsa wood enclosure
Hammond spared expense in a few places.
Well it worked until the power went out
It's spelled "balsam" wood you moron. Don't just write out your thoughts phonetically it makes you look unbelievably stupid.
When I go to Mexico, I love performing a balsa on the dance floor.
It also goes great with nachowz.
No its not its balsa.
That's vinegar you fricking dipshit
oh no no no no no
it's too late to delete your post now, you'll have to live with the shame and mockery that comes from tumbling from such a high place of hubris forever
Pff
Thanks Ochroma
>It's spelled "balsam" wood you moron
Tell that to Ellie's snapped neck!
To be fair to Hammond, the Raptor had they own enclosure like the other species but once there were only three left and started systematically checking the fences for weak points, he built the Raptor Pen with increased security.
Even as a dumb kid it bothered me how small that pen was. It looks like a raptor could barely straighten its tail in there, let alone three.
Stairs. Spared no expense.
How was anyone supposed to see the raptors in that bullshit enclosure?
That wasn’t for display, the raptors were extra vicious and also smart so they put them in that thing until they thought of a better way to display them since conventional containment didn’t work.
Temporary enclosure after the big one went nuts and killed all but two of the others
Surprised there hasn't been some Star Wars-Wookiepedia-autism-esque attempt to explain day to day operations in the park in detail. What was Hammond's tax policy and what kind of insurance was paid out after Geoffrey the worker who gets eaten by raptors in the beginning's death?
I mean, the whole point of the books and movies were that Hammond's park was an absolute shitshow and that the shiny, high-tech facade was held together with duct tape and hope and was inevitably doomed to fail.
Getting into extremely detail about how it was supposed to work would defeat the point.
>I mean
shut the frick up
Noooooo don’t post this you’ll make reddit seethe. The real question is how does the goat machine work.
They have goats tied up on conveyer belts ready to be raised up through that little cage?
No need for any conveyor belts. Just a little tunnel on the right that leads to the elevator. A worker leading a goat on a rope isn't going to be endangered by any Brachiosaurus walking that close to the wall. Hammond and the kids could have been picked up hours earlier if they'd only looked to their right for a camouflaged door/tunnel before trekking through the enclosure.
Yeah an employee loading the goat up is one thing but that seemed like an automated goat dispenser. Weren’t there limited employees on at that time and shit? I didn’t see any goat men in the movie.
There were limited employees but it was also their grand unveiling to the lawyer who could make or break their park by what he told the investors. They definitely had enough guys around to put a goat on the elevator, before heading off to catch the boat to the mainland. Just like they had a bunch of chefs making all that food the kids ate. It's not like the goat needed to be fresh on the elevator the moment the cars arrived.
You know the underground area where they had go to fix the circuit breaker? Well that's where the goats are stored, and there's an elevator just below the t-rex paddock.
Why would you put an animal known to have a superb sense of smell so close to animals it would love to feast on and then put two big electric fences between them? That'll only torture the poor thing.
Plus itll smell the shitter
They created it, so it has no soul, it's fine if you make it "suffer".
the park is made of fricking toys? spared no expense my ass
It was a flea circus, what did you expect?
That seems like an extreme risk to the T-rex for no good reason
Do you think animals don’t encounter cliffs in the wild? Most carnivore enclosures IRL have moats and none of the animals have ever leapt off one.
I guess, but it feels like there's a lot of difference between a moat and an immediate fatal drop partially hidden by foliage though
>sound of humans laughing
He was probably being lax because he knew there was water there. If that was just a dropoff there’s no way that thing would be casually meandering and accidentally trip down there.
This is the lion enclosure at Franklin Park Zoo in Boston. No lions have ever fell down this hole and broke their back or something, wouldn’t happen.
Nice try, but you can see from this shot that there's no way there could be such a big drop there. It's all uphill behind that fence.
Bro, how stupid are you? You literally posted a picture of tops of trees behind the fence right at ground level with the jeeps. That’s the dropoff.
Watch the scene again. The car fell into a huge tree and it only reached like halfway up the wall. You wouldn't be seeing any treetops immediately behind the wall.
Those are banana trees. They're not very tall.
they've been spliced with reptilian dna and had their height increased
>Nice try
Lmao what is this implying as if that isn't the logical design for the enclosure
Filtered by shitty editing in the film
What's this supposed to be showing?
How the rex broke down the fence and the car fell off a cliff
??
the only real flaw of the movie
How did I get up here?
And you may ask yourself, “How do I drive this?”
And you may ask yourself, “Where is that large T-Rex?”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful goat”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful park”
>lets put a huge chasm right there so this very expensive piece of bio-engineering can fricking kill itself
Brava, Spielberg! Brava!
Still better than the full moron storyline about breeding raptors to hunt down terrorists that they did in later movies. Yeah man, let's spend millions and millions and several years on breeding and training an animal that can then be killed by any random frick with an AK or even a punji stick, just to terrorise villagers with it or send it down into caves where it won't even be able to hunt properly. That's definitely something that private contractors would be hounding the dinosaur park for.
leave it to a low iq moron zoomer to write all that shit up in response to what is a funny joke
see
morons take shit WAY too seriously on this site
>noo you can't just write more than four words when talking shit about a stupid plot
kys phoneposter
i built a balsa model set of this scene back in high school
While interesting, that set is in fact unrealistic and out of proportion.
7/10
1 point off for not making the cars yourself
1 point off for not having the wires even
1 point off for not putting a T-rex
i painted and applied the decals myself
what's the point of all that effort when the car you're using isn't close to the right one
Thats a 2nd gen 2-door explorer
because this was 2008 and the only cars I could find on ebay at that scale were the newer gen explores
For a high school project you did good, don't let these other people tell you otherwise, I don't see them posting their models.
hammond if he spared expense
cute & fun
It's beautiful baby girl
Just like you
Jesus yikes
Can you imagine expecting visitors to abide by these in this day and age?
unless they decide to have a coupon day or EBT day, the park visitors will be high class whites
Its a balsam model actually
Welcome to jurassic drop
>Park opens
>Visitors in cars stop at the Rex paddock to stare at it and piss it off
>Rex is hungry and curious, walks into fence
>Ow frick
>Rex is startled and stumbles off edge of cliff, dazed and in pain
>Dead Rex
>We learned from our mistakes. In the future the Rex enclosure will be right in the middle of the park.
>t-rex enclosure was intentionally built to fail
so it was an inside job the whole time
Seems like a dangerous place to work.
just really poorly designed
That's South America for you.
SHOOTAH!
This scene is perfect showing “chaos theory” in action. All the necessary precautions were taken in transferring this animal.
>steel crate so it can’t escape or harm anyone during transfer
>enclosure is a pit with an electrified roof so the animal can’t jump out
>two dozen armed guards ready in case anything goes wrong
>force of this rabid, angry animal sprinting out of the box causes the transport crate to jolt backward and the guy trips and falls and the animal sucks him into the crate and by the time the guards shoot the thing it already tore the guy to pieces
just illustrates the more complex a system is the more potential for unforeseen errors, etc. occur
thinking about it the intro to this movie is probably the best in the whole franchise
semi-related I like how you see the squad of guards watching the trees as you hear crashing and you expect a big dinosaur to come out but it’s a truck carrying a small dinosaur, but it’s still by far the most dangerous one
>force of this rabid, angry animal sprinting out of the box causes the transport crate to jolt backward
Doesn't it run the opposite direction of the gate and slam into the back wall of the cage?
lol what? no? the Cuban guy opens the door and the raptor runs out of the box but stops when the guy falls and drags him in, the raptor just runs into a wall like Ed Edd n Eddy? lmao
>All the necessary precautions were taken in transferring this animal.
It shows all the corners cut and shitty safety standards actually. That transport box should lock in place with the gate so it cant be knocked loose by the animal. The box door shouldnt be anle to open unless its locked in place to the building gate. Also it shouldnt require a person to manually lift the gate, that should be hydraulics and remotely operated. Having someone just standing on top is risky, they could fall and hit their head or twist their ankle. Whole park is a walking osha violation.
OSHA violation
>Fed a steady diet of Cuban children.
The fact that every single worker left in the movie made no sense. I get it's supposed to be automated as much as possible but having only the main engineers of the park around with not a single janitor or fricking toilet lady or something is moronic. In the book they kept plenty of workers around to manage things even with the automation. I know it raises the stakes and creates a feeling of isolation with only the protagonists around but it's best to not try and overanalyze technical details.
That didn't make sense to me either. Say the storm did a bunch of damage. Shouldn't there be a response team sitting in the bunker waiting to go fix that? What happens if the refrigeration starts to fail or something? Shouldn't there be scientists on standby to salvage it or something? Only thing that made sense to me was maybe the park was being run by a skeleton crew anyway because Hammond was a frick up and ordered the rest away because he didn't want to pay them or something.
The Telltale game apparently fixes that issue a little by having some more people around. I think the doctor that was helping the girl with the sick herbivore was one of them. Then again, the Telltale game also has weird super predator dinosaurs so maybe it's best to ignore that.
They were supposed to spend a weekend there, imagine at the end of the day the toilet at their bungalow clogs. Who's gonna fix the plumbing, the game warden? Nedry? Hammond didn't think of shit.
Imagining Hammond ordering Nedry to go unclog a toilet is a very funny thought thank you for that
Nedry would be the one to clog it in the first place
With that diet of his there's no way his shits are firm enough to cause a problem. Unless it's a really sticky one that requires him to keep on wiping and he doesn't think to flush in the middle, I guess.
>i dont blame people for their bowel movements, but i do ask that they pay for them
You just made me envision the toilet by the T-Rex enclosure having a coin slot. All those people losing control of their bowels or needing to puke after seeing it eat a goat and they all end up rushing over to the toilet only to find that they need some coins to get in.
Reminds me of that ps2 park simulator where you could set the price of even going to the bathroom.
That was a good game I might have to emulate it now
It was better than the newer ones, that's for sure.
the hottest legs in this shot aren't laura dern's
Jurassic Park is so unbelievably comfy. All those tropical locations, that fully built yet unstaffed facility ripe for exploration. Look at those railings, goddamn. I used to go camping a lot as a kid and one of my favorite things was how there'd always be ranger huts or lookout stations or little wildlife information booths hidden along trails that were just completely empty and unstaffed during most seasons, you could just poke around in this pristine world all on your own, so great.
Construction workers uh, uh, uh, uh... find a way.
Jurassic trampoline. Hammond spared no expense
lmao do you have the one of just Dr Grant farting on Ellie and Hammond is watching from the bushes?
Not him, but I might have it. In the meantime; have this one.
Ew gay
>apple keyboard
>on a SGI machine
haram
looks like macos on the screen though
>Chilean Sea Bass
moron
It's how Hammond pronounces it you fricking human paraquat.
He literally say
Chicken of The Sea, Bass
>Chilean Sea Bass is mentioned in Jurassic Park
>Almost hunted to extinction IRL because of increased demand caused by the film
That’s, that’s chaos theory
a film 65 million seabass in the making
>humans artificially breed Chilean Sea Bass so that their population is sustainable again
>No! Nature SELECTED them for extinction. Stop trying to play God! This will not end well.
>Chilean Sea Basses escape and start murdering humans like Piranha
I had sea bass the other day, but it wasn't Chilean. Did I miss out? It's really a dry kind of fish, not that tasty
You forgot to add the chili.
Yours wasn't prepared by Alejandro. He makes it exquisitely.
Amazing how a simple question ends up with 80+ replies.
There's a door right there
Presumable there are stairs or a ladder inside
This is how guard towers generally work anon
They use L-brackets to climb up there
There's a ladder. I don't get it, why wasn't it all razored up too at the top? Couldn't they just cover themselves in trex caca? Raptor caca?
>mfw I was told they filmed a nip slip from the 11 year old girl and left it in and I watched it on the USA network this past weekend and it was true and it's just been left in the film for over 30 years
epic pedobait
>he doesn't know
About how people always pretend like there's a nipslip in the movie to make the pedos on here skim through the entire thing trying to find it? No I know that very well.
>he REALLY doesn't know
If the video games are anything to go by when you build a structure you build those guys with it and they’re standing there 24/7 any time the game is on, so.
Did Nedry really know better than to the power down the Raptor enclosure? What was the thought process there?
He was a greedy thief, not a murderer
If no one dies then Hammond would quiet the whole thing down so that his Park doesn't look bad to the investors before it opens. Blame it on the storm instead of Nedry's system and move on. If some important people like the visitors die then Hammond won't be able to keep it quiet and Nedry will be blamed for it, making him unable to live out his life in luxury.
He's probably heard muldoon talking about how super scary raptors are in passing. Since he doesnt need to turn off their fences to escape why bother?
they open the door on the left
walk up stairs inside the building
sorry absolutely I forgot zoomers are kind of morons when it comes to making inferences.
I forgot all but maybe 1/3rd are extremely stupid by normal human standards.
Helicopter, then they glide down with parachutes.
the same way europeans get to the second story of their house, a ladder
What is the best JP vehicle and why is it pic related?
>Let's put protective steel over all the windows
>Except the largest ones
Kino
how do i get one of these bad boys?
buy a jeep wrangler and modify it
this thread made me kek more than anything on here in months. thanks anons
Built from up down
post more of these
teleportation machine at the bottom
spared no expense
the halftone cmyk magazine scan is aesthetically pleasing
>get inspired to look up chaos theory after this movie
>realize the implications of nonlinear dynamics are far more terrifying than islands full of man-eating dinosaurs
>nonlinear dynamics are scary
Life is cyclical.
>And here is where I offer them chili and sea bass...
>Um, I believe that's supposed to chilean sea bass, Richard..
>Shut up, Goldblum. And it's Lord Attenborough to you.
>go to take a bite of your delicious pie with cream
>get a mouth full of shaving foam
>not even any menthol
what the frick was his fricking problem
fat
The Marijuana goes in the top drawer. The Cocaine and Speep in the second. ALWAYS seperate the drugs.
what do they eat?
Brontosaurus Burgers
there is an underground conveyor belt that delivers chili and sea bass
Like this
this literally would not work in real life dumbass.
>he's never shot out a window with a silenced walther ppk before
lmao why even live
For me it's Jurassic Park: The Game
For me it's Trespasser
i remember one of the scenarios actually being good,
since they had different directors
each part felt different in tone and gameplay
huge downside besides the shitty fanfic vibe
It was shit lame gay and shit
The controls and tasks were beyond moronic. Very gay game
Correct. Exploring the island and Hammonds house and shit was cool
for me its operation genesis, then warpath: Jurassic park
>operation genesis
I tried looking at video gameplays of that online, I get a weird feeling from them for some reason. Looks like bots crank them out for the toddler audience.
The game has been so datamined and modded and etc. that lefties and furries etc. always use the models from the game for their weird cringe videos so maybe that’s what you’re seeing. Play the vanilla version tho.
Are the BDs for this ok? I want a high quality version but I'm terrified how they're always fricking up color toning and shit lately.
Hammondbros I don't feel so good...
Day ruined
it's over
Huh. I had it on VHS back in the day and I remember it having always looked like the left side.
The 2013 is overdone, but I'd rather have that than the dull lifeless look of the left. Oversaturation can be tuned down, undersaturation is harder to fix.
You really want the overcooked version? That’s the worst one. 2011 is ok, but also stripped of something, like highlights. The rest look shit.
>people get paid full-time salaries to get this wrong
For me it's the encoded black bars every single company does. Never even consistent about it.
Special frick you to Fallout episode 1 for having varying aspect ratio.
>varying aspect ratio
I don't know who did this first but it should have died with them
what the FRICK
Why do they do it...
I’d like to think it’s just the ineptitude of the outsourced dotheads these companies hire to make these discs and distal uploads.
They were so preoccupied with whether they could they never stopped to think if they should..
spared some expense
Halo drop from Hammond's helicopter. Some bounce off the roof and become raptor snack
I like when Laura Dern says
>CAN WE SEE THE UNFERTILIZED EGGS? 😀
heh heh let me just get out my telescopic camera HEH
There's literally a door at to the stairs they climbed up on the fricking shot
Memoryholed
I'll make some memories with your hole
through the door and up the staircase
DUMBASS
If you want a dinosaur game there is Ark.
Literally my favorite game.
I don’t like the design for Hammond but everyone else looks good.
What anime is this
It's art by Ahriman. They make anime drawings of movie scenes
You mean AI drawings
No, I don't.
I unironically want an anime version of literally everything I like and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.
I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIGHT!!
how did they fit 3 fully grown raptors in that little pen?
They’re crammed in. That pen wasn’t intended as their display enclosure, it’s just what they were forced to put them in for the time being because raptors ended up being so dangerous.
I always felt bad for the boyfriend and the mercenaries. Their deaths felt wrong because they did nothing wrong (opposed to Nedry) or heroic
>I always felt bad for the boyfriend and the mercenaries. Their deaths felt wrong because they did nothing wrong (opposed to Nedry) or heroic
that's where jurassic park gets dearths wrong. the people who die should deserve it on some minuscule level. like in slashers. they all deserve it cause they're having premarital sex and doing drugs.
but that poor woman in jurassic world who gets one of the worst deaths in the franchise simply because she was assigned to take care of the kids was horrible.
And Eddie dying in Lost World instead of Nick
he's probably the #2 worst undeserved death.
...thos animatronics looks much stiffer than I remember (then again, I only saw that movie once when it came out, so...).
i like the guy in the background of that scene that's holding onto his drinks while the woman gets et by pterodactyls
not enough to watch the movie tho, the gif is enough
>i like the guy in the background of that scene that's holding onto his drinks while the woman gets et by pterodactyls
that's Jimmy Buffet
neat
That’s what makes it feel dangerous. They’re wild creatures, they don’t care if you’re good or bad. Sadly people threw enough of a tantrum about the assistant in Jurassic World (literally the first female victim in the series, four films in) that the next two films only killed bad people and nameless background extras. Geraldine Chaplin was supposed to die protecting the kid in Fallen Kingdom and they cut it
The boyfriend deserved it for taking a kid on a really fricking dangerous trip just to try and impress him and his mom with how much money he could shell out.
What was especially weird about that one was that it was so fricking drawn out. All other deaths are basically "oh frick there's a din-" and then someone gets chomped on, except for butthole characters like Stormare in the second one. But with hers it just kept on going and going for no fricking reason.
>What was especially weird about that one was that it was so fricking drawn out. All other deaths are basically "oh frick there's a din-" and then someone gets chomped on, except for butthole characters like Stormare in the second one. But with hers it just kept on going and going for no fricking reason.
I wondered who the actress pissed off or did the writer have a bad day when writing that?
There were supposed to be scenes of Zara being a c**t to the boys but they got cut so the normies didn't have the proper emotional prepping necessary to cheer on somebody dying horribly.
She wasn't willing to suck and frick the producers. Simple as.
was there a spooky skellington in JP? or was that a sequel
there was a spooky severed arm
can't believe the raptors left that arm there just to spook whoever came down to turn the power back on
>can't believe the raptors left that arm there just to spook whoever came down to turn the power back on
and they dropped it on her too
Velocipranksters
>hehe watch this shit. I'm gonna leave that black dudes arm here to scare the shit outta the other one
>woah that's a great idea! How do you come up with this shit!
>I'm a clever girl
up where?
They climbed a mountain of chili bass
>noooo people have to die for a reason!
that's not jurassic park, jurassic park isn't a slasher flick, jurassic park is a sci fi horror and in sci fi horror the themes are 'man has played god, man is punished!' and in jurassic park the theme is specifically 'man is no longer the apex predator'. it makes perfect sense that the people getting killed are innocent, just like the sheep who gets killed by the wolf. this adds to the horror and one of the reasons why these films are so gripping is that anyone can die.
people have to die for a reason!
correct. otherwise a movie turns into schlinder's list.
But you're explicitly shown to be wrong by the very film you're trying to suggest isn't precisely what it is.
isn't that place a little too small for raptors?
They get lifted up by the crane, duh
you cant spell balsam without balsa