How do we feel about our next James Bond?

How do we feel about our next James Bond?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >self-declared feminist
    >grows his own kale
    >married to a roastie
    >tattooed her name on his chest
    >next James Bond
    we're all in a global humiliation ritual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least it's not a troony or a black woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True.

        He just looks too homosexual to be Bond. That's all there is to it. Also get well Kate.

        Well, looks and is are two different things. Craig is an actual homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He just looks too homosexual to be Bond. That's all there is to it. Also get well Kate.

      He’s such a gay it’s ridiculous. The dude from Kick Ass would be the worst bond yet.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >grows his own kale
    it's so over

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >grows his own kale
    No man would do this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >grows his own kale
      it's so over

      Kale is an excellent source of Vitamins C, O, C and K

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You listed C twi- OHHHHH

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          joking aside it's mad that you can't just have 'vitamin B' it's vitamin B6 and B12 and shit.

          how is a layman supposed to keep track of that? and any time they try to consolidate it for plebs, there's some controversy or debate. chemists might agree but do we have the Food Pyramid, the 5-a-Day scheme, the Healthy Portioning Plate, or what? why don't countries agree?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry they'll consolidate it all to cricket burgers soon.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He just looks too homosexual to be Bond. That's all there is to it. Also get well Kate.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's aged 5 years since the Bond rumours. Crazy.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this image weren't in the OP, you would think these arms belonged to a flat chested dyke.
    this guy definitely looks like he is vegan (low T, malnourished)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this guy definitely looks like he is vegan (low T, malnourished)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        looks like low bf% to me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does or thinks about anything doesn't matter one bit. He's there to play Bond. If he's given a good script is all that matters so I don't give a shit if he grows his own kale or attends feminist rallies with his wife's boyfriend's kids.

    I just don't care. Make Bond Great Again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you think a person of his persuasion would take a good role?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For the right amount of shekels, yes.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >An American as Bond

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is that a man....growing vegetables?
    >OH MY GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND!
    lol what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's effeminate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine telling your ancestors this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sure it is, if you're sticking them up your ass, most people that grow vegetables just eat them though.

          He's a modern rich man. It's a LARP.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if I was rich I'd have a bigger garden and more free time to grow more than I am now, having your own fresh vegetables intstead of buying them at a store is not a 'larp', they're just better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sure it is, if you're sticking them up your ass, most people that grow vegetables just eat them though.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond is supposed to look like he's taken a punch in the mouth in his life. This guy looks like he's only taken wieners in his mouth.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the sudden influx of bargain Tom Hardys?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's not enough of him to fill all the roles (it's a joke about him being a manlet hehe)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >angry manlet
        >fighter
        >good at accents
        Tom Hardy was the perfect choice for Wolverine.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based and double based for cuckiing cavill out of the role after his latest movie

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the new israelite bond at all. I'm far more interested in Katherine of Wales.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to gain access her crown israeliteel if you comprehend my innuendo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She likely has ovarian cancer and it’s not looking good. Only 60% of women live past 3 years after diagnosis. Why couldn’t it have been Megan instead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guess she got written off the adrenochrome list.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with growing your own kale?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kale is a meme food. it has practically no nutritional value

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's no spinach, I know that much.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there's not much difference, kale has more vitamin c, spinach has more k and a, then negligible amounts of other minerals like calcium and iron etc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you eat a can of spinach your muscles will literally triple in size.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are tendies your staple diet?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that would keep you alive, unlike kale

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that would keep you alive, unlike kale

        Don't do this to me. You've already ruined apples.

        Kale is a superfood because it just is, okay?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has been sodomized by older israelites. I’m not watching the movie with this pathetic gay.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's stopping me from making up for a shortfall in veggies with minerals and vitamins in pill form?

    My energy and digestion are better if I eat balanced meals, some of that has to come from actually eating broccoli? R-Right?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    very americanesque

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least he isn't a homosexual Russian.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daily Mail is an actual newspaper that Bongs buy?
    I thought it was just a website. Can't imagine being seen buying this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mail Online wasn't selling so well, so they've made the leap to print and started calling it the 'Daily Mail'.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        New York Times is trying that too, just saw a paper version last week

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wint watch it but it's still amusing that they got b***hslapped down all the way from YAS KWEEN bond to semitism bond all the way back to White Male bond.
    >he's a feminist he grows kale
    you dont have to terraform this topic nobody was going to watch it anyway. Youd do better to sell it the other way, as "we won!!" so that you can rub it in our faces when it turns out to be trash and/or woke. I swear there are whole organizations dedicated to manipulating chud opinion to their advantage and they can barely pull off jack shit probably because they refuse to actually hire chuds because that'd be an implicit admission that other kinds of people are not as well qualified or effective. No one wants to see neocommunist era remakes, stop investing in heading off ticket sales and shit among chuds, instead you lure them into hype and punish them for it retroactively. Jan 6 was the last successful instance of a successful chud op and instead of taking notes from U.S. feds on the matter these bobble-head companies just continue onward with plans conceived by people with lower IQ scores than the average American (a true insult considering the size of our black population here).

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was kino in Bullet Train. This could be very good. I look forward to it.That was his Layer Cake.

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