Normies are making him of him for jobbing to ants. How to make him properly intimidating like Thanos was?
HARD MODE: No recast.
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HOW DO WE FIX HIM?
Normies are making him of him for jobbing to ants. How to make him properly intimidating like Thanos was?
HARD MODE: No recast.
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>bring him back as Punished Kang
>have his next on-screen appearance be a complete surprise in a movie totally unrelated to time shit
>have him brutally assault a big-name female character, choking her to death despite her appearing in a bunch of Secret Wars promotional material
I recast him with Tom Cruise.
No I’m not joking.
>No time shit
Might as well make a flash movie with no running. Are you moronic?
Just give him the famous conflict from the comics where he hates his future self Immortus and is obsessed with changing his destiny so he won't become a boring old man.
I don't know if it would make him intimidating but at least it would make him interesting, which is more important. Nobody cares if he can kill a lot of people or beat up the big heroes because everyone knows that's just the stock way you establish a villain as badass. Just make him not boring.
This, this is it.
Hell, you can take creative liberties and have a good guy version of him who is brokenhearted to see what so many alt versions of him become. Use that as the driving force for a movie while he tries to bring them down or struggle with knowing most versions of him are tyrannical and how that must reflect upon him. Right now he's one note as frick.
With an introduction so unintentionally goofy I don't know if there's really any saving him as a major threat for the overall MCU at this point though.
Imagine if in Thanos's debut he lost to Antman. Nobody would have taken him seriously as an Avengers level threat after that.
People were excited for Thanos because he'd been built up ever since the first Avengers movie as the guy who was behind a lot of the movies they liked. Sort of like Blofeld in the early James Bond movies.
They can't do that with Kang, partly because he hasn't been built up that way but mostly because the recent MCU movies have been very divisive and in some cases (like this movie) unpopular.
You can't make people care that he's the guy behind the Multiverse Saga because most people don't care about the Multiverse Saga.
>Imagine if in Thanos's debut he lost to Antman.
You mean the Wasp. Ant Man only helped.
I forgot Wasp was in the movie, she only did anything because she brought blasters to a fist fight. Besides, Ant-Man fricked up his core with Pym Particles.
I mean, it's typical at least
>men do all the heavy lifting
>women show up to claim an easy win
I genuinely hate this trope.
Thanos' entire character was built on his lack of it. He was just a guy in a chair for like 5 movies with a single ominous line. His failures were entirely managerial since he kept subcontracting to get shit done. Also general Marvel Hype. I don't know if Marvel can step into that river twice in the first place let alone try to recreate it with a guy who's been doing nothing but taking Losses, they want to build him up but how can you see him as a threat when he constantly loses. It's like Ultron in slow motion.
Nothing to fix.
He's awesome in Loki, he was just shit in Quantumania. Blame the script and the director, not the character.
>Indoctrinate the actor with /misc/ memes.
>Have him work out and play the role in Whiteface.
>give him a whip
>have scenes of him whipping Namor for not killing off all Wakandas
>have him stabilize the white middle class to traditional values.
Zoomies gonna freak frfr
>HARD MODE: No recast.
You do realise they're going to do that anyway, right?
recast
right now he's a less interesting rick sanchez
What's been done in Loki so far has made him a good threat. Basically start ominously showing why he was a necessary evil in the the greater universe.
Make him fight only women, oh wait MCU is already ahead of us on that.
Recast him. No we're not doing hard mode, Marvel is too far gone for that. Lower the difficulty. Recast him.
The only way to make normies care is if he permanently kills a beloved character in a b***h cold way-like Tom Holland or Robert Downey Jr. Until he murders an A-lister, he's a jobber joke.
>The only way to make normies care is if he permanently kills a beloved character
Which one, though? RDJ is already gone and Holland is off-limits.
>Which one, though?
Do a Micheal and contract vitaligo.
Give him any other name but fricking Kang
I think he's perfect as he is. I'm very excited to see Majors in action since I skipped Ant Man.
He needs better writing, don't bring in the council of Kangs, all of the multiverse shit is dumb. Have him as something that cannot be killed since he constantly has points in time that he is "recreated" as, giving himself life lines in the time line. Make him be a constant threat, that strikes personally when nobody is noticing. Like knowing when a private converation happens, to make slight alternations to make things go his way. Or to try to kill someone while they are sleeping/in the hospital.
Splice in footage of one of his assaults on women.
Quantumania implied that, in addition to revenge for being exiled, the Conqueror genuinely believed that the only way to preserve creation is to eradicate the Multiverse and create his own warped version of the Sacred Timeline. Could be an interesting direction to follow, his egomaniacal belief he is the only one fit to protect and oversee creation. Conquering not solely out of ambition, but also a misguided sense of justice.
>Could be an interesting direction to follow, his egomaniacal belief he is the only one fit to protect and oversee creation. Conquering not solely out of ambition, but also a misguided sense of justice.
Frick off Kanggay, that's Dr. Doom's shtick.
Even then they already used that card in Loki considering the shady actions of the TVA were a means to an end by a Kang who was trying to prevent other Kangs from fricking up their timeline
Cope, Doomgay.
Trying to save Dr. Zesty is futile.
Quantumania was the WORST MARVEL MOVIE OF ALL TIME and ruined any chance of this phase succeeding. Hopefully it killed the entire license forever. God damn I haven't been so mad at a terrible movie in decades.
This poster killed off any chance of this movie succeeding
>3 unfortunate white women
>1 boring white man
>1 corpse to desecrate
>all while the villainous black creature looms above
what the frick is this poster?
Don't forget that the black guy looks like he's busting a nut
>What's your vision for this poster
>I believe people would enjoy looking up a black man's nose
They actually made a kino poster but didn't use it
idris elba
They got it right the first time.
He Who Remains is better than Kang from Quantumania. HWR is more cerebral, as opposed to Thanos' physicality, and you know his jovial nature hides a dark and vicious side to himself.
HWR is the better Avengers villain.
Nope
Replace him with the High Evolutionary