>how do we get the audience to pity the MC?
>uhh... make him work at an ice cream shop
What's wrong with scooping ice cream for others to enjoy?
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>how do we get the audience to pity the MC? >uhh...
>how do we get the audience to pity the MC?
>uhh... make him work at an ice cream shop
What's wrong with scooping ice cream for others to enjoy?
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My job is really stressful, I fantasize about having an hourly job scooping ice cream or sweeping sidewalks and just punching in and out but I'm sure they come with their own stress
I had a low stress, unimportant job from age 18-22 and at times i miss it. Part of me wants to drive a delivery truck or something instead of a soulless corporate gig making much better money
>Part of me wants to drive a delivery truck
Kek what an idiot
Driving a delivery truck sounds awful
your job probably isn't stressful, you're just a lazy corporate homosexual
your fantasy should be construction or something. i work customer service and its humiliating. theres no physical or mental challenge, youre getting paid for the emotional ordeal of 100 submissions a day, one after the other
Delivery is stressful, there's always too much shit to deliver compared to how much time you have, and there's always some bullshit along every step of the way with traffic, the vehicle, special instructions, weather, etc.
Janitor is an actual extremely easy, low-stress job. From my experience anyways. But i could never be a janitor, psychologically i feel above it.
>But i could never be a janitor, psychologically i feel above it.
I would be a janitor in Switzerland or Japan or somewhere like that.
>I'd be a janitor in high trust societies where everyone tries to be as clean as possible, making my job easy
of course you would
Well yeah and it's high paid and you're not looked down upon like garbage like in America and Europe.
Wait till you found out where Switzerland is located in
I bet you would
In a perfect world, the only jobs which someone should feel "above" are the ones where you don't do anything at all.
Security is probably your best job
>Security is probably your best job
Wish I could get that too.
It's different because everything is paid like 10 times more and as a janitor you still have a really good life.
I would have an antique shop or bookstore.
>I would have an antique shop or bookstore.
Sounds comfy as frick
I was a janitor in college, I wouldn’t call it stressful but there was a lot of bullshit. I had like six people who considered themselves to be my boss, none of whom thought they were responsible for paying me, and despite being a random 18 year old guy with no experience I never once met the “head” janitor. It was hilarious how I just wandered around trying to figure out the best way to clean things. I probably spent half my work hours untangling vacuum cords and awkwardly hitting on girls who wanted nothing to do with me.
I fantasize being rich enough to not have to work ever again but choosing to work at a small movie theater.
having no choice but to work a minimum wage job when you're 40 and still get fired is where the pity factor comes in to play.
Wasn’t he in his late 20s?
no one knows. there is no definitive answer to the ages of any of the characters.
yt ppl luv ice creme
dey dont wash deys ice cream!
ypipo dont season dey ice cream
janny?
ayo timmy gimme dat two scoops rocky road
ypipoz likez da ice cremez cuz they like to flaunt dey teknolojie, my ancestors ate warthog angus cooked in the dirt and fire yo, we do not even clean out the inetstines or remove the fur sheeeit yall ypipoz be str8 up savijes.
intestines*
frickin autocorrect doesn't work when you want it to
Why are you speaking normal you ruined your own joke.
fr fr you rite my homie, tru dat ong I dun fucced up doe
Oh you think scooping cream is simple, but it's just a bunch of people bringing their kids in there and the kid doesn't know what he wants because he's still thinking about Fortnite so the parents are like "UUHHHH get him a vanilla" and then the kid starts screaming "NOOO I DON'T WANT A VANILLA"
Why did the kid turn into a wog?
>I used to be antman and in movies y'know kid...
kek
lel
baskin’
corpslop ice cream AI shill thread
Fine I’ll buy another tub of baskin robbins.
For me it’s mint chocolate
Your brain is excellent at creating stress, you'll find a section of sidewalk that you dread to sweep every morning.
>Scott: "I'll be fine, I have a master's degree in engineering"
>Cut to him working the counter at an ice cream store
The joke is that he's hilariously overqualified for the job. Are you autistic?
It's actually a joke about how the system is set up to encourage felons to reoffend by actively frustrating any attempt they make to become a functioning and contributing member of society.
All the degrees in the world don't matter if you're a felon, which the character is. A felony automatically drops you down several rungs on the societal totem pole. No one will ever trust you fully again, including employers. So you're forced into low level and entry level jobs forever
People try to teach this fact to kids, to encourage them not to do criminal shit in the first place. They tell them all the time they'll frick up their future
I don’t think I’ve ever actually had Baskin Robbins nor have I seen a location in like 20 years.
please support your local israeli ice cream parlor...
you're missing out
their rocky road is the best
they're in every single dunkin donuts location on the east coast
dunkin donuts and baskin robbins linked up?
Yeah it's kind of weird you go in there for a bagel and coffee and they try to offer you some chocolate sundae cake shit
that's really stupid, just as in the combo of things
Can’t remember the last time i went to an ice cream shop. Only ever have it at a family birthday or maybe at a restaurant if it’s included with dinner
I’ll just go to Dairy Queen if it’s on the road of a long hot summer day.
The best thing about Ant-Man is how they hired Gregg Turkington to play Rudd's boss but it's actually him in-character as the On Cinema version of himself and then fictional Tim Heidecker felt betrayed and jealous by this and appeared in the Fantastic Four film to try and one-up Gregg. This reads like psychotic rambling but it's one of the most original blending of reality and fiction I've ever seen.
On Cinema is art.
Jobs like this are literal torture for intelligent people because you're just standing there interacting with braindead morons all day and aren't exercising your mind. Same goes for any service job really. It's for potheads and simpletons. Someone with down's is perfect for a job like this.
Or you're autistic. 99% of jobs require communicating with other people, if you're not able to do that then all you'll be good for is janitorial work and shelf-stocking.
Nothing wrong with being a janny (paid) it’s good money if you can get into some corporate building or school.
I didn't say there's anything wrong with it, I'm just saying that it's pretty much one of the few options for autists who don't want to be bothered.
I was a manager for a 5-6 person retail business before I became a well-compensated techchad and I would rather do retail if it paid the same. I fricking hate spending all my mental energy working for a glorified ad company.
> I would rather do retail if it paid the same.
baskin robbins always finds out
Clown ritual for upcoming and big actors to do.
baskin roberts
>be me, baskin robbins employee
>no its not the most glamorous job but i like seeing children smile
>meet a single mom one day, we really click
>ive lived a hard life, first person who ever looked twice at me
>take her out the movies
>mc is working my job and wearing my uniform to show how "pathetic" he is and "at a low point"
>awkwardly laugh, single mom looks uncomfortable
>never see her again
i will kill paul rudd if i see him
>he had no charm
that character needs to work on that.
>be me
Stopped reading there
>takes a single mother out
>takes her to a Marvel movie
I think Paul Rudd is the least of your problems
>i will kill paul rudd if i see him
stopped reading there
why would you take her out to go see a fricking marvel film you dumbass
Paul Rudd was nearly 50 when the movie came out. Imagine being 50 and working a fast food job. Hell imagine being 25. Total failure.
love ice cream
I made this thread expecting baskin roberts posting but I got genuine responses so idk how to fulfill my (you) quota now.
Not sure why youd expect that, theres just one schizo spamming it and he must be asleep now
trust fund band
The uniform