>how do we let the audience know that the character is a total fricking idiot?
>I know just the thing!
>how do we let the audience know that the character is a total fricking idiot? >I know just the thing!
>how do we let the audience know that the character is a total fricking idiot?
>I know just the thing!
By posting this dumbass thread again?
Heh.
how else are you supposed to handle a big slice?
Op usually has his boyfriend feed him while fricking his ass so I'm not sure you can take his opinion on things.
Classic OP
Learn some hand game, fold*r.
Knife and fork like a civilised human
>civilized human
no, thats just a total cucked thing to do. you are cucking yourself out of the experience of eating a delicious slice of pizza if you do that
Pizza is meant to be eaten with your hands. By eating it with your hands, you respect the fact that the pizza was made properly.
By not having crust so thin you have to crumple it like a piece of paper to eat
Huh? You just hold it and eat it. Use your thumb to support the front.
>flyover anon whose only exposure to pizza is dominoes is mystified
Don't New Yorkers do this all the time? OP I think you are the moron
>Don't New Yorkers do this?
So you're agreeing with OP that this is synonymous with morons
We're not talking about caligays.
People who don't fold their pizza come from places where they don't sell pizza. They are eating white bread with ketchup.
>yfw your girlfriend doesn't fold her pizza slice and the toppings all flop down onto the carpet
Same reaction when her breasts hit the carpet
same reaction when she shits on the carpet
same reaction with girlfriend's top is sliced and the carpet on her toppings and slice the girlfriend shit the carpet the pizza the toppings pepperoni sliced shit off pepperoni her nipples on the shit carpet with the pizza girlfriend and the pizza
Yeah I know what you mean.
whoa your me
Nothing is more implicating of a brainlet than eating pizza like this
you have to eat New York style pizza like this because of its size and non-firm, floppy composition
the alternative is awkwardly holding the slice above mouth level while it droops down
Means the pizza is fricking shit then. No wonder cuz its from israelite york lol
>the alternative is awkwardly holding the slice above mouth level while it droops down
and whats the problem with that?
I use two hands.
looks like a nice fricken za
>main character doesn't meticulously degrease his pizza with paper towels before eating it
I have lived in NYC for 35 years the only people that act like pizza elitists are flyover hipster transplant. A working class life long blue collar NYer is not going to get into these moronic fights about the perfect "za". You just go to a local place and eat whatever they have and enjoy it. Despite what morons claim 99% of the places here are identical there really is no bad pizza
>Despite what morons claim 99% of the places here are identical there really is no bad pizza
moron alert.
Go back to Wisconsin homosexual. If I took a transplant to my no name local place and created a fake story about how popular they were, the person would say it was the best pizza they ever ate
its more like: bad pizza is still pretty good. not that ny has bad pizza in the grand scheme of things
There is a "bad place" by me run by Indians that makes a weird flaky dry pizza. It's still better than most places outside the state.
Dumb frick, you just don't talk to anybody so you don't know their opinions. My favorite New York pizzeria has been the same since my parents first took me there 20 years ago. Some locations try to distract from their mid-tier pizza with seemingly enticing combo deals.
You are not a nyer. You are a midwest transplant and should go back. Take your meme chopped cheese sandwich with you
I ate pizza at 3 places when I was in NYC. All mediocre despite me loving NY style. Part of the problem i think was 2 of them were run by arabs
people are only now starting to realize New Haven CT is the real best pizza in the USA, and NYC is shit. i kinda hate it though now the secrets out and the lines are always around the block, fricking internet blew up out spot!
I understand having preferences but calling NYC pizza shit is just moronic. You can like CT pizza and not say stupid shit like that seeing as CT pizza is just a derivative of NYC pizza done differently
Yes, this is true but I will also say as a Jersey-ite that you can get good 'Za anywhere between Connecticut and Philly but west of Philly it does drop off significantly.
>99% of the places here are identical there really is no bad pizza
Yep,that many options you go for geographical convenience.
Philadelphia has an international airport. They fly over New York.
For me, it's eating until there is an equal amount of cheese za and crust left and then folding that part
One bite!
this dude's rating system is moronic. it's wild how many people take his opinion so seriously
Man I really want some pizza rn but I am at my lowest weight ever and don't want it to go up
Do 100 pushups and go for a mile long jog
kek a mile is fricking nothing, it would take around 5 minutes, if that
For fat fricks on here its probably a lot
Look up how many calories that burns it wouldn’t even put a dent in how much he ate.
order a thin crust, theyre pretty low calorie
Just eat the pizza and work out later damn. Health nuts are so weird
Sneed
ive never once held a pizza that way only see people do that on tv like its something ~~*theyre*~~ trying to program into us, sorry hollywood, not falling for it! ima eat pizza my way and hold it like a straight man, like how this lady does it, the finger underneath to hold it up
The real reason to do it is to contain the floppiness and also drain out the oil
You cant even fold that slice. Some pizzas are made to be held straight and some are for folding.
you can fold any non-deep dish slice, bro.
i even fold the square cut chicago style.
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>ehhh lessa enjoy a real genuine New York slice-uh
>boring-ass cheese pizza with no toppings
>fold the slice and walk out onto the street with it instead of dining at a table like a civilized human
Frick you, New York. I hope you get 9/11'd again. Also, they're called convenience stores, not "bodegas", you Puerto Rican rat-fricks.
>>fold the slice and walk out onto the street with it instead of dining at a table like a civilized human
Sometimes the pizzerias are small and filled with bums so you have no choice.
>Also, they're called convenience stores, not "bodegas", you Puerto Rican rat-fricks.
Agreed and another things hipsters push. I will never love the infatuation with the overpriced store that tons of illegal shit happens that has a cat which sits on the break you buy.
Yea if it's not run by Italians/Mexicans it won't be that good
Picrel is how you eat pizza.
Detroit style is where it’s at
i fold that too
Now that’s just silly
i also fold sandwiches
Do you fold your soup too?
i fold the top of french onion soup into the rest of the soup
I live in NYC and occasionally buy Pizza Hut and Papa Johns because none of my local places can do a Philly Cheesesteak pizza as good as them
Get some shredded beef and put it on yourself. It takes like one minute to cook and you can load it up.
That's fair, only wannabe morons get uptight about getting chain pizza
Pizza in manhattan is usually mediocre. You have to go past williamsburg or beyond 125th street to get good shit.
I eat with a knife and fork so my hands don't get greasy.
how_to_eat_pizza_like_a_homosexual.mp4
>so my hands don't get greasy
that's why you fold it moron
Unless the bottom part of your slice is made out of cardboard then it will still have grease
no
I put a couple slices in the blender and then drink it from a mug. Tastes literally the same as eating a slice, the consistency is refreshing, and clean up is a snap.
It's easier to eat it with your hands and then wash your hands then fumbling around with a knife and fork, which rips up the crust and makes toppings fall off.
i use chopsticks of course
toppings are for buttholes
plain cheese is the patrician way
Ok Dave Portnoy
It is important to limit toppings, especially at a chain restaurant, where the bacon or mushrooms etc. might be shit quality. 1-2 toppings is usually sufficient. cheese alone is a bit boring though.
I eat pineapple pizza like a fricking man.
>b-bu-
Frick. You.
>has to proclaim he's a man while eating a fruity pizza
eating pineapple at all makes you a fricking homosexual
Looks like a 7.2.
His videos have gotten so stale. He basically just looks for anything resembling New Haven now, meaning almost a cardboard crisp that looks somewhat burned. I noticed he’s been getting irritated more by even basil being on it
I mean if you ask for a cheese, it should probably be plain. Whole point of ordering a cheese is there's a baseline for everything.
A lot of places put basil on every pizza, even cheese. He’s just autistic about different flavors or “tang” and wants every pizza to be the same uniform thing. It’s just pretty boring how predictable it is, especially since he used to give out 8s to shit like “football pizza”
Is eating the black bad for you? Is Dave going to be ok?
Perfectly safe
>so tell me doc, how does that wormhole work?
>*folds pizza slice*
here let a certified genius show you
dude, the pizza becomes stiff because gaussian curvature is a geometric intrinsic, and by curving the flat pizza along one direction, the other direction must have zero curvature
literal giant brained move to bend you za
I always wondered how anchovy on pizza would taste.
dump a bunch of salt on your slice
What is your point OP?
Provolone with a bit of pecorino or gouda
(ie, redditcheese)
mozzerella is fine you pretentious nonce
I would drop you if you said that homosexual shit in front of me.
Wrong board
You use to hands and support the bottom
Wrong board