How do we still have zero idea what this movie is going to be about
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How do we still have zero idea what this movie is going to be about
How do we still have zero idea what this movie is going to be about
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I've seen the synopsis a couple times, and read various details, it's out there
You could say the same thing about Aquaman 2
>Celeste O'Connor portrays Cindy Moon, also known as Silk, a powerful spider-human hybrid whose agility and strength are unparalleled.
>Isabela Merced takes on the role of Jessica Drew, a skilled investigator with enhanced senses and the ability to create bioelectric blasts as Spider-Woman.
>Emma Roberts portrays Felicia Hardy, better known as the cunning cat burglar Black Cat, whose expertise in thievery and acrobatics make her an invaluable asset.
>Mike Epps joins the cast as Robbie Robertson, the wise and resourceful editor-in-chief of the Daily Bugle, providing vital information and support to the team.
>Adam Scott plays J. Jonah Jameson, the notorious publisher of the Daily Bugle, whose obsession with exposing the truth often puts him at odds with the team's objectives.
> Zosia Mamet takes on the role of Gwen Stacy, a brilliant scientist with a tragic past, who becomes the spider-powered hero, Ghost-Spider.
I . . what?
Yeah, these are all wrong.
See pic at
So it's Birds of Prey only with Spider-man adjacent characters.
Yes.
Using Madame Web as a hub, and involving other Sony characters that were never going to get their own movie:
Julia Carpenter, Ezekiel, Araná, racechanged Mattie Franklin.
But who is Harley Quinn in this situation?
Julia Carpenter played by Sydney Sweeney. The chick that always naked on the show Euphoria with huge breasts.
It feels very odd imagining Julia acting that way. I guess if you focus on "government experimentation" and discard the other parts of her character maybe it could work.
She’s not kooky. She’s just the “Harley Quinn” in the sense because she’s the hot one with big breasts and skimpy attire.
Carpenter.
Sweeney is the "in" girl of the moment thanks to Euphoria. Dakota kinda fizzled down after 50 shades, and Roberts only pops up on American Horror History from time to time.
We know what it’s about.
In the early 2000s, Madame Web gathers female spider totem women due to a prophecy: Julia Carpenter, Anya Corazon and Mattie Franklin to stop Ezekiel from killing Mary Parker before she gives birth to her son Peter Parker, the destined Spider-Man.
See pic. Though Adam Scott is playing Richard Parker, not Uncle Ben.
Tahar Rahim is playing Ezekiel.
Jess casually dodging spider-things as usual.
She’s being set up for her own movie.
Olivia Wilde was set to direct, but then she got into all that public trouble, and we haven’t gotten an update since.
>Though Adam Scott is playing Richard Parker, not Uncle Ben.
No, he's Ben. In this version Richard died, leaving a pregnant Mary widowed.
So this is absolutely not Andrew's Spider-Man, which means they will probably get a new actor? Of course, if they finally decide to add Spider-Man to their Spider-Man Universe
If the plot leaks are real it should be about a bunch of Spider-Women trying to save Peter Parker's mother from a time-traveling villain
The post-credit scene better be a time skip where we FINALLY get to see this universe's Spider-Man