moronic, I'm here to watch and enjoy the movie, I don't need to be distracted by other overpriced senses that does not add to my visual and audio pleasure.
Paid like seventeen dollars for some cheese sticks once and watched the guy not know where anyone was or what their order was despite them having a system with our seats tied to our order number. Had to awkwardly shuffle around during the first few minutes before everyone got their shit.
I used to go to Alamo drafthouse and it was fun as a date thing with a girl you're already in a relationship with but the waiters were distratcting and the food was mostly meh
the popcorn with real butter was good though
I just stick to regal/AMC and just hoop in a fifth of old grandad instead. Then I'll get a 64 oz diet Pepsi and just keep topping it off with whiskey until both of them are gone.
>go to movie theatre that does this >have a burger, fries, and beer >my acid reflux acts up because of the greasy burger, and I start to burp >beer makes me burp even more >guy behind me coughs loudly to get my attention and signal me to stop, but I medically cannot stop >no napkins, so I have to clean my fingers by sucking on them >guy gets even more upset, tells me to knock it off >I try to reply, but I burp again >he moves seats and calls me a jackass
Then why would you eat you jackass? Just fast and don't be a gross weirdo >I medically can't stop
Bet you lied about that on the Disabilities section in your job application.
>go to fancy movie theater >pay like $20 for a ticket then another $10 for fries >whatever, at least I can say I did it >fatass in front of me keeps burping and sucking his fingers >cough to get his attention >he just burps more >tell him to knock it off >he turns, looks me in the eyes like a deer in headlights, and let's out a real ripper of a burp >say "jackass" and move seats >hear him let out a pitiful burp of shame behind me
Burp chad showed you what's what and who is the alpha. With every burp you got smaller. The last one was not a burp of shame but a burp of dominance, superiority and supremacy.
This is why these theaters suck. The experience is terrible. Who wants to r surrounded by disgusting and loud shitskins, children, fatties, and all other sorts of dregs of society with their incessant talking, burping, eating, drinking, farting, moving, etc. On top of a horrible experience you’re overpaying to watch some shitty pozzed propaganda and consoom overpriced snacks and microwaved food. I don’t get how people still go to the theater.
I have a home theater in my basement with a comfy reclining Leather sofa, love seat, and recliner. A 150 inch screen and 4k projector with a surround sound setup. I put a bar table behind one of my sofas so I can keep my sofas clean and eat comfortably at a large table before moving on to my sofa for the remainder of the film. I watch whatever I want for free, can pause, rewind, and control the volume, and eat much better food. Even if I still get takeout the food is way better and much cheaper. I just dont understand paying for the theater when anyone can have an objectively better experience at at home for significantly cheaper, unless you’re a poorgay who can’t afford the upfront costs to get a nice home theater set up.
Frickin awful, still remember having to smell the awful wine my cinema neighbour was drinking when watching Gravity, made the experience marginally more memorable for the wrong reasons.
>fewer seats that are further spread out because they have to accommodate tables and elbow space for people to eat >every seat feels like it's miles away from the screen >doesn't have a proper stadium seating incline (to make it easier on the servers) so every seat has a bad angle to the screen >eating distracts you from the movie and makes you miss details from scenes >noise from other people eating and clacking around their silverware further distracts from the movie watching experience >because the seats are further apart and there's food people feel more isolated and relaxed and become emboldened to talk throughout the movie as if no one can hear them
I can't imagine a worse experience than these shitty gimmick theaters. I hate them so much. I went to one because a friend of mine loves shitty gimmicks like this but it was just awful.
>all that chewing and smacking >overpriced garbage anyway most likely
stuff a bottle of wine down your pant leg and bring two boxes of candy in your pockets, that’s all you need
it's annoying with all of the noise and the servers walking in front of the screen and the lights on the tables. also usually shittier screen. fun if you go with family to slop but not for serious kino
moronic, I'm here to watch and enjoy the movie, I don't need to be distracted by other overpriced senses that does not add to my visual and audio pleasure.
does it include an intermission?
Paid like seventeen dollars for some cheese sticks once and watched the guy not know where anyone was or what their order was despite them having a system with our seats tied to our order number. Had to awkwardly shuffle around during the first few minutes before everyone got their shit.
Can I get some smoked shrimp with aioli to go with my crab legs?
>trying to watch the movie but there's seem moron behind me clattering their crockery
No thanks
I used to go to Alamo drafthouse and it was fun as a date thing with a girl you're already in a relationship with but the waiters were distratcting and the food was mostly meh
the popcorn with real butter was good though
We have a similar place near me called Cinebarre, they do boozy milkshakes like Alamo but you get a pint glass instead of those 12 oz poco glasses
I just stick to regal/AMC and just hoop in a fifth of old grandad instead. Then I'll get a 64 oz diet Pepsi and just keep topping it off with whiskey until both of them are gone.
>Cinebarre
https://www.cinebarre.com/category/film/
This is the most American thing I've ever seen.
>go to movie theatre that does this
>have a burger, fries, and beer
>my acid reflux acts up because of the greasy burger, and I start to burp
>beer makes me burp even more
>guy behind me coughs loudly to get my attention and signal me to stop, but I medically cannot stop
>no napkins, so I have to clean my fingers by sucking on them
>guy gets even more upset, tells me to knock it off
>I try to reply, but I burp again
>he moves seats and calls me a jackass
Never again, boyos
as someone with acid reflux , this is too damn accurate.
people think im a gross antisocial scumbag while i really can´t help it.
Then why would you eat you jackass? Just fast and don't be a gross weirdo
>I medically can't stop
Bet you lied about that on the Disabilities section in your job application.
Those "foods" look awful.
>soulless white people food
miss me with that shit
>go to fancy movie theater
>pay like $20 for a ticket then another $10 for fries
>whatever, at least I can say I did it
>fatass in front of me keeps burping and sucking his fingers
>cough to get his attention
>he just burps more
>tell him to knock it off
>he turns, looks me in the eyes like a deer in headlights, and let's out a real ripper of a burp
>say "jackass" and move seats
>hear him let out a pitiful burp of shame behind me
Cuck. You were supposed to escalate by pouring your soda out on his head.
Never happened. Nobody can burp on command that much.
You sound like a homosexual and I’m glad the burpchad dabbed on you. That was a victory burp, not a burp of shame.
Burp chad showed you what's what and who is the alpha. With every burp you got smaller. The last one was not a burp of shame but a burp of dominance, superiority and supremacy.
This is why these theaters suck. The experience is terrible. Who wants to r surrounded by disgusting and loud shitskins, children, fatties, and all other sorts of dregs of society with their incessant talking, burping, eating, drinking, farting, moving, etc. On top of a horrible experience you’re overpaying to watch some shitty pozzed propaganda and consoom overpriced snacks and microwaved food. I don’t get how people still go to the theater.
I have a home theater in my basement with a comfy reclining Leather sofa, love seat, and recliner. A 150 inch screen and 4k projector with a surround sound setup. I put a bar table behind one of my sofas so I can keep my sofas clean and eat comfortably at a large table before moving on to my sofa for the remainder of the film. I watch whatever I want for free, can pause, rewind, and control the volume, and eat much better food. Even if I still get takeout the food is way better and much cheaper. I just dont understand paying for the theater when anyone can have an objectively better experience at at home for significantly cheaper, unless you’re a poorgay who can’t afford the upfront costs to get a nice home theater set up.
Frickin awful, still remember having to smell the awful wine my cinema neighbour was drinking when watching Gravity, made the experience marginally more memorable for the wrong reasons.
>fewer seats that are further spread out because they have to accommodate tables and elbow space for people to eat
>every seat feels like it's miles away from the screen
>doesn't have a proper stadium seating incline (to make it easier on the servers) so every seat has a bad angle to the screen
>eating distracts you from the movie and makes you miss details from scenes
>noise from other people eating and clacking around their silverware further distracts from the movie watching experience
>because the seats are further apart and there's food people feel more isolated and relaxed and become emboldened to talk throughout the movie as if no one can hear them
I can't imagine a worse experience than these shitty gimmick theaters. I hate them so much. I went to one because a friend of mine loves shitty gimmicks like this but it was just awful.
I prefer to watch my little sister shower and soap up her soft body all nice and slippery wet.
prove it by inviting me round
The food usually smells like shit, especially at Alamo Drafthouse. Gross
I'm still haunted by the childhood memory of mustard hotdog stench while watching Disney on ice.
That’s just an expensive TV dinner.
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>trying to focus and hearing subhumans chew
I'd rather kill myself.
I'll have the fish with asparagus, thank you.
>all that chewing and smacking
>overpriced garbage anyway most likely
stuff a bottle of wine down your pant leg and bring two boxes of candy in your pockets, that’s all you need
it's annoying with all of the noise and the servers walking in front of the screen and the lights on the tables. also usually shittier screen. fun if you go with family to slop but not for serious kino
I hate the blending of food and cinema.
Theaters should offer soda, water, tea and coffee.
That's it. No popcorn. No candy. No fricking nachos.