How do you beat the zombies from this movie?

How do you beat the zombies from this movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Build a big ass moat and then go on about my day. When the moat gets full, ill build another one. Zombies are by far the easiest monster threat that could ever be created. All they do is bite. With flat teeth. If they even got teeth still. I might have to flip back through some books to check, but i think we used to make this strange metal armour that was made to withstand bladed force trauma. That might be future technology though, cant recall. For all i know right now, we dont even have the ability to produce human bite proof materials.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Do this. Zombies are stupid and couldn't possibly bypass this. There's no way I could make it through to get your brains. I advise every anon do this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but then you..would...hey wait a minute! Nice try you no pulse having motherfricker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not seen The Return of the Living Dead?
      The zombies in this movie are just as smart as they were when living, they are fully capable of complex planning and cooperation.
      It's effectively like you have a large group of regular humans out to kill you, except they're all immortal, and they don't need to eat sleep or breath.

      They're completely unbeatable. Even nukes don't work because it just spreads to the chemical around more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Freeze them? Put them into space?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Now you're on the right track. Containment is the only solution to RotLD zombies.
          Stick them in thick metal containers, freeze them, stuff like that is viable. Shooting them into space is pretty risky for the same reason we don't just shoot nuclear waste into space; if there's an accident, you suddenly have an explosion spreading zombie chemicals across the atmosphere.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Shooting them into space is pretty risky for the same reason we don't just shoot nuclear waste into space; if there's an accident, you suddenly have an explosion spreading zombie chemicals across the atmosphere.
            Okay what if we specifically shoot them into the sun, close enough that they get trapped in its gravity well?
            I don't see how trioxin could survive the interior of a star, it's ultimately a chemical, made up of atoms. Break down those atoms and the chemical stops existing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >be dead and at peace
              >rain hits your gave and you're suddenly alive again
              >ow, OW, fricking AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
              >I need some BRAINS. Oh GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
              >shuffle towards the nearest living
              >they beat the shit out of you and stuff you in a tank
              >JUST GIVE ME SOME FRICKING B--
              >they fill the tank with trioxin chemical
              >ahhhhhhhh
              >go back to sleep
              >next thing you know the tank is getting hot and melts open, waking you back up
              >you're now burning on the sun for all eternity
              >don't even have a mouth anymore despite screaming being a necessity

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you understood that comment. If you launch them in a space craft at all, there's a chance it explodes before leaving the atmosphere. That's why no one sends nuke waste into space, because it's too risky scattering it over large parts of the globe in an accident. And the same for a zombie container.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Now you're on the right track. Containment is the only solution to RotLD zombies.
          Stick them in thick metal containers, freeze them, stuff like that is viable. Shooting them into space is pretty risky for the same reason we don't just shoot nuclear waste into space; if there's an accident, you suddenly have an explosion spreading zombie chemicals across the atmosphere.

          Build space elevator, chuck the trash into space.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They're completely unbeatable.
        They were beaten and sealed away in drums
        You could chop up their bodies so they could never be a threat again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yea how are you gona put each of them individually when they are gathering in large numbers and breaking through every defense you put up? The zombies in this movie are unstoppable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. hasn't seen the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All they do is bite. With flat teeth. If they even got teeth still. I might have to flip back through some books to check, but i think we used to make this strange metal armour that was made to withstand bladed force trauma.
      Just wear a denim jacket and jeans. Human monsters aren't going to bite through denim.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    send more paramedics.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know the body can still move afterwards but blowing their heads off with a shotgun is still going to make them blind and incapable of eating me, unless it plans on just stuffing my brains down its neckhole - which is a fair possibility.
    the trioxin itself is the biggest issue since every corpse would need to be stored securely like nuclear waste otherwise the problem will keep perpetuating.
    waging war on those things would be more about immobilizing them than killing them, and if you're at the acid rain stage and the area isn't sealed off then everyone is already fricked.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is a great ending

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the two waifus, it was a piece of shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was fun. I watched it as a kid and I think it kindled my desired to to spelunking and into spooky places

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >part II

      there was a second?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And a third

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          can't believe the 3rd movie didn't awaken something in me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's 5 of ROTLD movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pt 2 had my favorite song in the whole franchise and turned me on to 80s horror rock.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Love that song. Definitely a jam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a long time where I hated it basically because it wasn't the first one, but upon recent rewatch, I thought it was good fun. It's nowhere near the original, but still enjoyable in its own right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based for giving it a second chance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Part III is much better. Part II is... almost unwatchable. It's extremely annoying.

      I like the scenes where the literal boomer is driving with his very nice car and hitting zombies with it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cut off head and limbs to disable zombies
    destroy with underground nuke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you cut off the head and limbs of RotLD zombies the individual limbs can still move around independently and are still pretty dangerous.
      I doubt you would even be able to capture or overpower a single zombie though. They're smart as hell, fast, and strong.
      IRL you would probably have less than a 50% chance of being able to capture and retrain another guy your size without them managing to even bite you in the process. These zombies would be MUCH harder to beat 1 on 1 than a normal human. And if you're planning on mcgivering up some ridiculous trap, keep in mind these zombies are equally as capable of making traps as you are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt you would even be able to capture or overpower a single zombie though.
        tarman was decapitated with a baseball bat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every single living person (except the guy outside of town that called for a nuke) in that movie ended up dying to the zombies.
          Three guys working together managing to take out an already weakened zombie isn't that impressive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but he's rotted to shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The bites weren't contagious in this movie. The zombies had no way of turning others unless they were vaporized.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just bottle them up in trioxin canisters and then DON'T release them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now why didn't we think of that?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have watched this movie at least once a month for the last several years

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was seal off the city and contain them inside like Escape from New York

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I love the makeup on this guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love this fricker's voice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which version? He and several other zombies were redubbed in some home releases

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I remember it being super deep. but then i looked on youtube and it was all ravelly instead. it still sounded cool though either way.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cut off their food supply and wait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they eat because it's a painkiller to them, but they don't need food to continue functioning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It hurts because they feel themselves rotting. Eventually they'll rot themselves out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Any day now, he'll rot right out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wtf why do I still have eyes?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ACK!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >PAAARRRTAY

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He had a metal spring in his mouth, the others won't!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "The pain of being dead" bit gave me a lifelong fear of death. I really shouldn't have watched this at six.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was an escaped Nazi
      I was waiting for the true sequel Revenge of the Living Dead sequel

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unprotected Sex with Trash with no Abortions

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lab grown brains. Keep them fed and happy, then work with them to co-exist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'd run out of brains

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You already have kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Citizen Z unironically did this in its last season.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU WANNA PAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THEY NEVER HAD A CHANCE

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    High caliber weaponry. I mean they're not immune to being torn apart. They would win anyway though because they might as well be invulnerable to the average civilian and it's not like every single infantryman would be lugging a Browning around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tear them to pieces
      they try that. the pieces still move around
      there is no beating the zombies in this movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If their jiggling pieces are no longer a threat, they've been beaten. They can squirm all they want, as long as I'm in no danger.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Escape to Mars

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when my uncle got this on VHS when I was 6.
    Watching the zeds eat brain gave me a massive headache. Then the Tar zombie shat me up for a few weeks.
    My mother sperged out over it.
    man I fricking miss that dude

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I jerked off to her so much as a teen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they release a 4K of this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly, it wouldn't matter much, in her interviews she explains that they made her wear a crotch piece to be smooth like a doll

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still want to see that crotch piece in the finest clarity. If I need genuine poosa, she goes full bush in Night of the Demons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >final girl is a gay black dude
            kino

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            one of the sickest most weirdest things I've ever seen in a horror kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Linnea Quigley is my 80s-fu, for sure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dont talk like a moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Suck my balls, homosexual.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw a vampire sitting at my piano
    >flames burning in fireplace glare higher
    >notice a pair of eyes
    >in the darkness outside
    >but theyre formless
    >feel no alarm, im careless
    >look back at fire
    >"burn," i say, "burn higher"
    >"never"
    >"to expire"

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's winter, just wait for the temperature to drop below zero and they'll freeze solid.
    If it's summer, maggots and decay will will make short work of them.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you beat the zombies from this movie?

    I know it was the next movie but electricity seemed to do it.

    I guess if you could get them to all get roll into a woodchipper or a steamroller, ect you could just smash them into paste or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking about it dumping acid on them I'd assume would work as well. Acid wouldn't burn like fire did, it specifically works via altering the chemical structure so it might by its nature make any biproducts not zombie producing.

  22. 2 years ago
    CreepyThinMan

    Dan O'Bannon's The Return of the Living Dead is my number one favorite movie and the one I’ve watched more than any other in my lifetime and that’s because the film is a masterpiece of the zombie genre. I used to watch it a few times a week during my childhood and would have it playing in the background, when not studying or banging beaver where I would devour textbooks and pussy like a putrescent corpse eats BRAINS! But I always wondered why this movie above all others fascinated me ever so?

    It could be because I love zombies and have watched, read and played almost everything to do with them in every form of media. It pleases me that the living dead have rightfully taken their place as the great cinematic monster of our time when they used to be regarded as a mongrel sub-genre before George A. Romero’s seminal masterpiece Night of the Living Dead (1968) became the defining Horror movie of the last century.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >love this movie
    >cant show it to anyone because they will think I'm a pervert

    Why are people so prude?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I missed out on the Scream Factory blu-ray. They only printed a limited number of copies and it sold out before I even owned a blu-ray player.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Send them to space.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sequel
      >Planet of the Living Dead

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone mentioned theyre called "Toxin" zombies so the opposite scientific element would kill them or something like that. Im moronic.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just burn them

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to beat them, they're like an eldritch horror that can only be contained

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