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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of this shit thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a receding hairline, ESL.

      >man pushing 60 has a receding hairline

      Amazing thread, OP.

      Mature hairline

      incels looks at other men like women look at other women, wtf causes that?

      I like how /misc/gays go on and on about Rome was great and thulean and how your worth as a man is dictated by your hairline when half of all famous romans were bald in their early 30s.

      bald losers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still had sex with your mom though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have all of my hair in my 30s, zoom-zoom.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >goes completely grey by 40
          Many such cases.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Joke's on you, zoomie. I've had grey since I was 14 and chicks love it. They always asked me if I dyed my beard and asked to touch it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post hairline, baldy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All blackpilled incels should commit mass suicide asap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are legit going to mass rope in their 30s and 40s. It's going to be beautiful.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't wait

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Widows peak

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a receding hairline, ESL.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're called "people age". Even Wolverine ages.

    Hopefully you never will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Even Wolverine ages.
      Does he?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. I'm not big into X-men outside of Evolution.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you dumb Black person you ever hear of Logan the fricking film where he's old as shit with gray hair and brittle as hell? Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was because the adimantium was fricking him up over time plus the shit that mutant poisen shit that was put into everyday food items.

          He wasn't aging. He was slowly dying from those two things. He wasn't healing like normal.

          DUMB FRICK

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the adimantium was fricking him up over time
            due to AGING you illiterate moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No due adamantion conteining blood poisoning

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron, if he wasn't AGING his healing factor would've kicked this and any other poisoning's ass like it has so many times before, but Logan was OLD, so his healing factor and overall senses had been dampened. He couldn't even pop his claws properly in THE VERY FIRST SCENE of the movie because he was so OLD.

                PAY FRICKING ATTENTION.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no moron beings like sabertooth would be totally okay cuz they didnt have any adamantium skeleton poisoning your body 24/7

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, the adamantium was poisoning him and weakening his healing factor. The weakened healing factor is why he was aging. You have it backwards.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God you're dense.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't burst out of his mum's minge a fully grown man did he?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's my understanding that the adamantium skeleton was added by scientists later and I just assumed his healing factor was boosted here too. Something to do with Captain America.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's because of his healing factor he can survive having metal bones, but I don't think it boosted it, if anything it should weaken it as now his body has to constantly be healing itself. A bit like Cable being weakened by the techno organic virus.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              iirc you're right, the metal hinders his healing factor but the trade is that it makes him more durable. He ultimately dies from it poisoning his body, but in the meantime stuff that would blow him apart and take him out of commission for a while can be shrugged off.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wisdom spots.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man pushing 60 has a receding hairline

    Amazing thread, OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's milionaire, he can solve that

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speed holes.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You call them normal if you are a 55 year old with an accomplished career
    You call them reasons to have a nice day and your whole immediate family if you are a zoomer who lives with mom and wastes his time posting shitty threads on a anime board

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mature hairline

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    incels looks at other men like women look at other women, wtf causes that?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how /misc/gays go on and on about Rome was great and thulean and how your worth as a man is dictated by your hairline when half of all famous romans were bald in their early 30s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incels looks at other men like women look at other women, wtf causes that?

      fa/tv/irgins are a joke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thulean
      Uh? You don't know what this word means

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it alludes to Thule, which is like Wakanda for /misc/gays

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thule is just the most northern location in ancient greek cartography, it has zero to do with romans

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thule alludes to the ancient homeland of all mediterranean peoples, back when they were white before becoming israelites and blacks. For a /misc/gay you don't really know your own history.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You literally just made that up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ??
                /pol/gays literally believe vikings emigrated to the south and established pure white aryan settlements around the mediterranean
                that's why "true" mediterranean people were pasty white and blonde while "false" meds are tanned with black hair

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what you're talking about. This is the first time I have heard anyone anywhere mention anything like this. Where did you get this information?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Varg said that. If it was a pre-established opinion he just repeats or if he made that up himself, I don't know and don't care to know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is Varg? Vargskelethor? Why would I listen to a Swedish video game streamer about history?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like how you pretend to be moronic because you got btfo'd
                now go leave

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I legitimately have no fricking idea who or what you are talking about.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shitpost
                >get shitposted back
                >"UUUHM I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU?"
                /pol/gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who is Varg? Where did you hear this theory that is apparently super widespread? Because, again, I'm 90 percent certain you're just making shit up as you go along.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give half a shit about what you think, /misc/gay. do your parents a favor and have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're on Cinemaphile anon. I don't understand why you'd bring things up if you weren't willing to actually discuss them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                start making sense

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not from /misc/. To me, you just started spouting nonsense and then refused to elaborate or explain or say where you heard them. So right now, all I'm seeing is that you think there's a place called Thule which is like Rome's Atlantis even though no one believes Atlantis exists either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are just typing words now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So thule doesn't exist and it's not a theory that anyone really believes and you just made it up for fun? Glad we got that sorted out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                /misc/ anon here
                Literally no idea wtf you're talking about. You seem even more mentally ill than the average /misc/cel, get meds.

                you can't even speak proper english, I don't get your point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bring up "Thule"
                >No one knows what it is because you just made it up
                >Namedrop some literal whotuber and insist it's his theory
                >Get incredibly angry when people ask you what it is
                What is your endgame here?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who was the tuber you're talking about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Varg said that. If it was a pre-established opinion he just repeats or if he made that up himself, I don't know and don't care to know.

                I assume he was a youtuber because you never told me who the frick he was, but I could absolutely be wrong there and be looking up the wrong person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's talking out his ass because he muddled the fact that the occasional northerner would move south to Italy and build a small castle/fort there to settle down in.
                Meds did used to be more european looking before they were arabized though, as seen in their surviving mosaics, busts, pottery etc. Descriptions of emperors were typically light brown hair with blue eyes, tanned by the sun while the women were pale from being indoors.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's talking out his ass because he muddled the fact that the occasional northerner would move south to Italy and build a small castle/fort there to settle down in.
                Meds did used to be more european looking before they were arabized though, as seen in their surviving mosaics, busts, pottery etc. Descriptions of emperors were typically light brown hair with blue eyes, tanned by the sun while the women were pale from being indoors.

                >listening to /misc/ homosexualry on history
                Black folk, both of you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thule alludes to the ancient homeland of all mediterranean peoples, back when they were white before becoming israelites and blacks. For a /misc/gay you don't really know your own history.

          ??
          /pol/gays literally believe vikings emigrated to the south and established pure white aryan settlements around the mediterranean
          that's why "true" mediterranean people were pasty white and blonde while "false" meds are tanned with black hair

          Varg said that. If it was a pre-established opinion he just repeats or if he made that up himself, I don't know and don't care to know.

          /misc/ anon here
          Literally no idea wtf you're talking about. You seem even more mentally ill than the average /misc/cel, get meds.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Average 22 year old white """man""" hairline. Y'all Timmies really do age like this kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made it to 28 at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely diet/hormones/stress.
      My 92 yo gruncle still has a full head of white hair while his commie onions grandson (my cousin) is patch balding at 26.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's legitimately the microplastics.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I lump that and birth control traces in with diet, ngl.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's legitimately the microplastics.
          In Hugh Jackman's case it's two decades of sporadi

          Average 22 year old white """man""" hairline. Y'all Timmies really do age like this kek

          >Average 22 year old white """man""" hairline. Y'all Timmies really do age like this kek
          c steroid abuse.
          Yeah, white men's hair is a double edged blade. On the other hand. Black men have pubes for hair and klingon like hairlines due tot heir Black shaped skull. You're the only group of men in which going bald doesn't detract much from your appearance because your hair is so bad to begin with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You're the only group of men in which going bald doesn't detract much from your appearance because your hair is so bad to begin with.

            This is all so hilarious because now zoomers were just psy opd into the broccoli hair meme which effectively just makes their hair look more Afro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a telephone. Might not answer, however, because they're receding hairlines.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >receding hairlines
      plural?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have those too. I call it the Vegeta or i joke and call them boat docks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But do you own a boat?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he say bud now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bud

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats with zooms/younger people and this absolute obsession with thin hair, crows feet and different moisturizing creams?

    Is it the extremely high estrogen levels? The infertility?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know how all the men you admired when you were young were all super macho dudes in their 30s/40s? All the WWE superstars, cool actors, bodybuilders, etc? Zoomers had none of that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the Rock is a big media personality right now and he is bald

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers betrayed the male sex by allowing the zeitgeist to shift so that in addition to the traditional expectations around work, income, property etc. men are also being judged to an insane degree on their physical appearance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are just desperately trying to adapt to the insane clown world created by Gen Xers and older millennials.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Millennials aren’t even old enough to have any of the power you moron. israelites just saw you as the perfect vehicle to carry out whatever they wanted because they knew you’re the most easily brainwashed generation by far because of access to internet in your early development.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            99% of zoomer culture comes from Gen X or millennial produced media. Try not to cope so hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not only physical appearance. It’s sorta that but it’s almost exclusively youth. They place the same youth values on the men as the women. Both sexes are expected to hit the all by 23 in their own mind.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Geheimratsecken

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hugh Jackman is almost 60, I think he can be forgiven for having a hairline which goes up a little bit at the sides

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Geheimratsecken

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Widow's peak. Will Arnett's is very pronounced. Jackman's hairline has actually held up pretty well.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dicksucking side effects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love me a girl with some big old DSEs.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how
    Actually fricking have a nice day you disgusting fricking ESL mongoloid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no you dirty muttie

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It completely takes me out the flick with the fact he hasn't got thicker hair and mutton chops. He should have had the Days of Future Past look.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him a break, he's 55.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hugh Jackman's hairline isn't receded that high like wolverine's but it did thin a bit. The receded hairline is for the film to show wolverine is old

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think this is the same Wolverine from Logan but set after the westchester incident in the year before Logan? or another alt universe Wolverine we have never seen before?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Spanish we call them 'entradas' (entrances).

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What year do you think the film is set? I'm guessing 2028 after the xmen died but before Logan takes place.

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