Of course they feel pain >this animal that definitely has a nervous system and has pain receptors for the same reason we do just doesn't suffer when boiled alive because that would make me a bad person!
homie that's like scuba diver depth featuring animals from a korean's dinner plate, has nothing to do with the alien lifeforms at the bottom of the abyss that James Cameron is looking for
Reminds me of the giant scorpions in dwarf fortress. They grapple with you and if they somehow manage to grab both your crossbow and quiver they will use it to shoot you.
Shame about the troon dwarves though.
Reminds me of that clip where the black lady just peels the crabs shell off while he flaps his little arm. God it was just brutal. I’ve eaten seafood that I’ve cooked myself, but the way it was done… just damn.. give the animal an ounce of respect
>humans specifically use scissors to cut at a specific spot so the crabbo wont feel heckin pain >puff mcgruffs tears it limb from limb smiling the whole time
I think with how modding is basically a solved game for skyrim you could easily just make a mod that inflates a mudcrab's size and give it the properties of a GIANT ENEMY CRAB
yeah but mudcrabs aren't really all that dangerous or well, do much of anything
you still need to give them behaviors and properties that would make them a threat to whiterun
>yeah but manlets aren't really all that dangerous or well, do much of anything
fixed
Seriously I was getting a headache and it wasn't even the FOV, it was the size of the world.
Fallout 4 gave me a headache because my brain wasn't used to being short until I made myself taller using the console
It didn't bother me when I played it normally but everything in Skyrim is in fact tiny, as a I discovered when playing skyrim vr.
I'm 6'5, which is pretty big to be fair, but not nearly big enough for the average person to be chest height or below
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm only 6'2 but the scale in besthesda stuff always seems weirdly off. I never had the same nausea in skyrim as in fallout 4. I think the tall ceilings mitigated it somewhat. In fallout 4 it felt extremely claustrophobic until I changed my ingame height. 2D display of course.
in morrowind the city aldruhn is said to be the comatose body of an absolutely massive crab.
during the oblivion crisis the dunmer woke it up to kill the daedra
Watched a movie once with a final battle against a giant crabbo that was used to drag a yatch...cant remember the name. Was mostly a love story and the guy end up somewhat cucked.
I hated the main character in this one. It seems like he's full of himself and also just contriving reasons to feel superior to the other crew so he can kill them all off. He literally wouldn't have made it if he hadn't killed them, but he wants to act like they were all scumbags and he's an angel
I hope you're immediately willing to sacrifice your life following some guy's plan (that might not work) or nothing you've ever done matters and you're a scumbag too
That's actually been the Normal thing throughout history and still is throughout much of the world. You're the weirdo who needs your food to be pleasant looking and smelling to be appetizing.
No I haven't. They're ocean spiders and freak me out.
Just eat fish you hedonistic weirdo.
he was baked into a crab cake?
Watch Buck Breaking, and I don't mean the new spiderman cartoon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
you dont know what youre miss out on. crab meat is top tier
9 months ago
Anonymous
crab meat is bottom tier
9 months ago
Anonymous
how would you know if youve never tried it?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't know if I never tried. Good thing I tried it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I've never had crab no. Nor lobster or any other alien looking thing. It may well be great but I'll stick with cows and chickens and fish and leave the bugs and sea-bugs for you, friend.
9 months ago
Anonymous
crustaceans are just as much earthlings as you are, buddy
9 months ago
Anonymous
Alien-looking, not alien in origin. I'm also afraid of heights and willing to admit not eating everything makes me a failed ape or whatever. It's my autism. Enjoy your next crab twice as much in honor of me.
9 months ago
Anonymous
i dont think you understand, anon. you MUST eat the crab
cool genocide machine but damn those crabs were probably born to die that sucks
Of course they feel pain >this animal that definitely has a nervous system and has pain receptors for the same reason we do just doesn't suffer when boiled alive because that would make me a bad person!
This is fricking disgusting I really hope the people that invented built and thought of that machine suffer and their kids die in front of them fricking homosexuals
>crab smart enough to bargain with a human for travel to a populated island >not smart enough to see him setting up a trap in front of you
the one weird part of this episode, that and why couldn't the crab just make its own way to the island?
>not smart enough to see him setting up a trap in front of you
too arrogant to think the human had the intellect to outsmart it, also it's implied there's something far worse in the depth because why else would dry sparsely populated land be the best place to raise your babies
It didn't think the fire would spread so fast or that there'd be explosions, and it did tell him that its shell would protect it from the fire so it didn't see the danger. And the crab wanted to get there as quickly as possible because it was birthing baby crabs.
>that mars lesbian professors cell shaded crash one "woah I'm like totally hallucinating right now and here's the math and chemistry of why I am" episode. One of the few I skipped it felt way longer than the 15 minutes or whatever it was, felt lazy compared to the others and tried to patch the looks with that god awful writing.
>episode about pretentious idiots looking for deeper meaning in simple actions and meaning to life >is the most highly revered by pretentious midwits out of any episode
wow really makes me think
Find joy in the simple things, success doesn't always lead to happiness, embrace your roots.
Three good messages, cool art style and Ziymo had cool black guy voice.
[...]
the augmented & no auged brother running on the ice one was way more interesting than zima blueshit, more interesting story, less pretentious rug pull and about the same animation level
why is a robot a Black person
>episode about pretentious idiots looking for deeper meaning in simple actions and meaning to life >is the most highly revered by pretentious midwits out of any episode
wow really makes me think
You can tell Zima Blue is good just from these seething replies.
the augmented & no auged brother running on the ice one was way more interesting than zima blueshit, more interesting story, less pretentious rug pull and about the same animation level
>show heavily focused on visuals and unique artstyles >locked on fricking netflix so even on max settings it still looks like pixelated dogshit on fricking gigabit internet
I'm so glad I dont pay for this shit, I'd be furious if I did, and whenever I google it or contact customer service I just get automated "guess your internet is bad :)" responses. I don't know why they don't at least let you pre load things.
>want a cosmic horror monster >make it LITERALLY Cthulhu >it just makes the story stop making sense because you haven't actually read Call of Cthulhu and you don't know anything about it
Why does this happen so often
>be me >live in Nebraska >visit Maine for the beautiful scenery and love all the fresh Crab there >on the flight back to Nebraska start chatting with the cute girl next to me >we walk to the carousel together >she grabs her luggage first then waits around for mine >ohgoditsfinallyhappening.webp >my luggage finally comes out >go to grab it >in my nervousness, accidentally open it >crabs start spilling out >black guys are trying to help by grabbing them >everyone is staring at me because there's fricking crabs scuttling everywhere >abandon all my things and run out of the airport
attack its weak point for massive damage
Never change internet
By posting a meme from 2006 of course.
The day Sony committed public suicide on stage will never die anon.
I can relate to pic.
You'll have to narrow it down.
yeah, that much SOUL could kill it
Ridge Racer. RIIIIIDGE RACERRRR!
Tell it that it shouldn't be able to stand due to the square-cube law and get killed halfway through my proof
599 USD DOLLARS
Let this be our final battle
Based, checked and finalbattlepilled. Way better than the shitty axes and machetes they had
if you just press xxx yyyy you will be sucked
what the hell is this
Love death and robots
the best episode of love, death & robots. it was directed by fincher.
only memorable one for me
>the best episode of love, death & robots.
It's not even the best episode of season 3, that would be Jibaro. It's still really good though.
>Jibaro
That episode was fricking gay and full of poos
You are gay and full of poo.
giant enemy crab
God this episode was so fricking kino
Indeed it was
Holy smokes... I'm gonna need a lot of butter!
spear its weakpoints
not even robots can defend themselves against the ultimate weapon: A BIG STICK
By following my training
What's the purpose of this?
Killing it before cooking. What else would it be for?
Do crabs even feel pain if you boil them?
Yea, boiling live crabs can make them throw off their claws and legs in protest, which makes your meal much lower quality.
Of course they feel pain
>this animal that definitely has a nervous system and has pain receptors for the same reason we do just doesn't suffer when boiled alive because that would make me a bad person!
Idiot
Is there a crab posting ITT
WHERE IS IT?
who cares its just a crab
Animals don't feel pain.
moron
some people don’t like to boil them alive.
So you don't cook this thing alive, only Black folk do that because they have no empathy.
>Imagine if you were the one being boiled alive
But I'm not being boiled alive???
BRO WHAT IF YOU WERE A CRAB, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL??1
peak shitlibery
but i aint no crab
My ancestors are smiling imperial
Poor guy, he looks so sad 🙁
CRAB BATTLE
stop saying that
With the power of actual Japanese history
Beach bukkake?
Doubt it would kill a crab this size.
misgendering him
Hire big people.
They know how to cook everything.
Bug*
I've ruined my joke...
I laughe anon it was good
Also big people works as well, since big crab big people
>giant crabs on a boat
is this some william hope hodgson adaption, or is it a meme?
This battle actully happened in japanese history, ask them.
My body is ready
Lots of melted butter.
by spending FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
blast crab rave from my jbl and attack it while its distracted
If I was piloting that ROV I’d use the sick ass robot arms to crush the crab and save squidbro
You can't save them all anon.
damn taht is some interesting behavior from the other squid
Damn this post exhibits interesting behaviours...
The ocean floor sure is an interesting place, I understand James Cameron's fascination with it now
homie that's like scuba diver depth featuring animals from a korean's dinner plate, has nothing to do with the alien lifeforms at the bottom of the abyss that James Cameron is looking for
That's 20 feet from shore and the water is 10 feet deep. Imagine the horrors 1000 miles from shore and 1,000,000 feet deep.
We need to nuke the ocean.
With a giant fish, of course.
poor crabbo
Looks like Joe Biden around an eight year old girl.
Joe would try, but he can no longer overpower an 8 year old girl.
as good as the 2 weeks to flatten the curve
Yeah but how would that work if they're on land?
RULES OF NATURE
Reminds me of the giant scorpions in dwarf fortress. They grapple with you and if they somehow manage to grab both your crossbow and quiver they will use it to shoot you.
Shame about the troon dwarves though.
me when i fight the corrupted monk in sekiro.
did he have to smile the whole time?
That's the "frick around and find out" smile.
who wins, one billion years of evolving an impenetrable armor or a fish with a spiky tooth
Reminds me of that clip where the black lady just peels the crabs shell off while he flaps his little arm. God it was just brutal. I’ve eaten seafood that I’ve cooked myself, but the way it was done… just damn.. give the animal an ounce of respect
Did he died?
This unironically kind of turned me on. What does it mean?
The operant conditioning has worked perfectly and you now associate sex and death
i like how he's waiting like a dog would
my turtle does this too
cute
>humans specifically use scissors to cut at a specific spot so the crabbo wont feel heckin pain
>puff mcgruffs tears it limb from limb smiling the whole time
The idea of mercy and sympathy has been a negative adaption in mammalian evolution
Season 4 when?
drawn butter and lemon
How did it somehow fit inside the lower decks of that ship? and somehow hide down there?
Showing it so much CP that it cums itself to death.
CQC
GIANT ENEMY CRAB. ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
>mfw still want a dlc about giant crab for Skyrim
I think with how modding is basically a solved game for skyrim you could easily just make a mod that inflates a mudcrab's size and give it the properties of a GIANT ENEMY CRAB
>modding
Just click on it and setscale 20 with the console
I went through fallout 4 dabbing on the manlets with player.setscale 1.1
yeah but mudcrabs aren't really all that dangerous or well, do much of anything
you still need to give them behaviors and properties that would make them a threat to whiterun
>yeah but manlets aren't really all that dangerous or well, do much of anything
fixed
Seriously I was getting a headache and it wasn't even the FOV, it was the size of the world.
what
Fallout 4 gave me a headache because my brain wasn't used to being short until I made myself taller using the console
Huh?
>His tiny manlet ears are so small my words are pitch shifted and he can't understand me at all
Tragic
we're not talking about your skill issues we're talking about making crabs giant and enemy
It didn't bother me when I played it normally but everything in Skyrim is in fact tiny, as a I discovered when playing skyrim vr.
I'm 6'5, which is pretty big to be fair, but not nearly big enough for the average person to be chest height or below
I'm only 6'2 but the scale in besthesda stuff always seems weirdly off. I never had the same nausea in skyrim as in fallout 4. I think the tall ceilings mitigated it somewhat. In fallout 4 it felt extremely claustrophobic until I changed my ingame height. 2D display of course.
anon?
Mod?
the official fishing dlc
in morrowind the city aldruhn is said to be the comatose body of an absolutely massive crab.
during the oblivion crisis the dunmer woke it up to kill the daedra
By refusing to give it no tree fiddy
garlic butter?
GIANT ENEMY CRAB FIVE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS IT'S RIDGE RACER RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEER
crabs can only crawl sideways and they cant look behind them
Oh no, not again!
imagine being human and that happened to you
>3 hours late
you end up looking like this
You'd be dead!
i could make it
Honestly more solid than I imagined. Figured it would be deflated skin, pulverized bone and a bunch of gore pebble dashed everywhere.
I was expecting more strawberry jam through a super soaker, to be honest.
>you end up looking like fried chicken
Sad.
Basically what happened to the sub billionaires earlier. Atleast it's so quick you don't know you are dying.
>imagine being human
U-um, I mean how about those crazy crabs right, fellow human?!
its happened to me before
DELTA P. ONCE IT'S GOT YOU, IT'S GOTCHA
Watched a movie once with a final battle against a giant crabbo that was used to drag a yatch...cant remember the name. Was mostly a love story and the guy end up somewhat cucked.
By the crab?
I would use WAN. MIRRION. TWOOPS. Wan mirrlion, twoops. Woooow.
Postin a classic
I hated the main character in this one. It seems like he's full of himself and also just contriving reasons to feel superior to the other crew so he can kill them all off. He literally wouldn't have made it if he hadn't killed them, but he wants to act like they were all scumbags and he's an angel
They were scumbags, they were willing to sacrifice an entire island full of people to save their own skin.
He was willing to sacrifice his whole crew to save his own skin. So what
>He was willing to sacrifice his whole crew to save his own skin
Except thats not what happens.
a couple people you know are scum < hundreds of people many of which are probably innocent or good
I hope you're immediately willing to sacrifice your life following some guy's plan (that might not work) or nothing you've ever done matters and you're a scumbag too
Oh no, not nrmalgay island! Mr. Shekelberg needs all the workers alive!
I would just do what happened historically.
Call Godzilla.
Why don't shitalians just eat the crabs
Nonna didn't cooka the crab, so I don'ta either
They should introduce some Marylanders as natural predators
Ay! Don't count us Jerseyians out just yet! We'll help too!
I heard about this. Apparently these craps are also just shit for eating
If they are NA blue crabs they are a delicacy.
That's by NA-standards
Compared to what? Most of Europe eats dog shit and calls it food.
No. It's "NA-food" and we don't eat it. We fertilize with it.
That a myth perpetuated by fisheries to try and make their specific species of shit eating animal look better
I'll never understand the weirdos who look at that weird alien monster and think "Yummy dinner!"
That's actually been the Normal thing throughout history and still is throughout much of the world. You're the weirdo who needs your food to be pleasant looking and smelling to be appetizing.
Because you're the decendants of people who had to eat that shit or die. Don't lump my superior self in with you scavenger weirdos
youve never enjoyed crab legs before? sad
No I haven't. They're ocean spiders and freak me out.
Just eat fish you hedonistic weirdo.
Watch Buck Breaking, and I don't mean the new spiderman cartoon.
you dont know what youre miss out on. crab meat is top tier
crab meat is bottom tier
how would you know if youve never tried it?
I wouldn't know if I never tried. Good thing I tried it.
I've never had crab no. Nor lobster or any other alien looking thing. It may well be great but I'll stick with cows and chickens and fish and leave the bugs and sea-bugs for you, friend.
crustaceans are just as much earthlings as you are, buddy
Alien-looking, not alien in origin. I'm also afraid of heights and willing to admit not eating everything makes me a failed ape or whatever. It's my autism. Enjoy your next crab twice as much in honor of me.
i dont think you understand, anon. you MUST eat the crab
Go back to the ocean you voregay crab frick
>sack size
Comes in jar
>holocrab wasn't real
>live or die, make your choice.
They could have done 6 million this way!
Holohoaxers btfo
dont joke about that, my grandfather escaped the crab execution machine
Yeah well my great great grandpappy was made into a crab by wh*te devils, probably
t. leshawntious
he was baked into a crab cake?
>we are land vampires to horseshoe crabs
>they are released back into the wild after this so the story of us is passed on
freaky
>$15,000 per quart
Damn
cool genocide machine but damn those crabs were probably born to die that sucks
wait a minute, that wienerroach...
Is it a quick death
no
at least they are already dead
no they're alive. They are just put on ice so they live longer and cant move
This is fricking disgusting I really hope the people that invented built and thought of that machine suffer and their kids die in front of them fricking homosexuals
>he says this then goes to the grocery store without a care in the world where any of the food came from nor how they arrived at decently low prices
imagine simping for crabs
SOMEONE PLEASE OVERLAY THIS MUSIC ONTO THIS WEBM
?si=KKEQcPgIEWV6q170
Light his location with fire through oil.
Would you vote for or against dumping it on Phaiden Island?
Old Bay Seasoning.
Your mom has worse crabs.
Is this the best episode? Or is Beyond the Aquila Rift?
I liked the characters in Aquila Rift better
>you rang
How would he know what a phone is
Bells exist anon.
But then who was phone?
>this cooks the crab
>crab smart enough to bargain with a human for travel to a populated island
>not smart enough to see him setting up a trap in front of you
the one weird part of this episode, that and why couldn't the crab just make its own way to the island?
>not smart enough to see him setting up a trap in front of you
too arrogant to think the human had the intellect to outsmart it, also it's implied there's something far worse in the depth because why else would dry sparsely populated land be the best place to raise your babies
It didn't think the fire would spread so fast or that there'd be explosions, and it did tell him that its shell would protect it from the fire so it didn't see the danger. And the crab wanted to get there as quickly as possible because it was birthing baby crabs.
Grenade on a pole; aim for the mouth. Might be a suicide mission, though.
Why didn't they take it to the populated island then burn the ship in the harbor
Wouldn't have made it. The crab started demanding food pretty quickly, and the guy only made it because he killed his shipmates.
I really enjoyed this one because I'd randomly read the short story years ago in some random paperback sci-fi collection.
A giant bucket ought to do the trick
the most kino thread in Cinemaphile right now
Just keep rolling around until it shows its glowing weak spot.
this one would have been better if it were more in line with the siren myth of music, her screaming over and over was a shit choice
Looked up this whole series.
Seems tiresome.
it's mostly mediocre with a few decent episodes and a couple of awful ones.
>that mars lesbian professors cell shaded crash one "woah I'm like totally hallucinating right now and here's the math and chemistry of why I am" episode. One of the few I skipped it felt way longer than the 15 minutes or whatever it was, felt lazy compared to the others and tried to patch the looks with that god awful writing.
>Wot if future pretentious artist was robot?????
>Wot if robot was cleaning pool??????
Zima Blue is also overrated shit
I remember enjoying Thirteen. The one about the pilot.
Hatch was also a good episode
you cook it in a giant pot
>Stealth LD&R thread
>As if there needs be discussion
>As if any episode matters other than this one
Pathetic...
why he die
he's an upgraded pool cleaner that wanted to return to pool cleaning
At least he got to do what he wanted in the end.
He was a basic machine designed only for menial tasks that degraded to base instincts in the end.
Also he was based on a pool robot or something.
consciousness was a mistake
every day I'm starting to feel like that may be the case more and more, but that's probably because clown world hasn't ended yet
another you for (You)
you'll have to watch the episode to really understand his motivations
he did the robot equivalent of returning to monke
why is a robot a Black person
menial worker ancestors
roboted
>episode about pretentious idiots looking for deeper meaning in simple actions and meaning to life
>is the most highly revered by pretentious midwits out of any episode
wow really makes me think
Explain why you like that one so much
It should be self-evident. It would be like explaining why I breathe air. If you don't understand, I can't help you.
Find joy in the simple things, success doesn't always lead to happiness, embrace your roots.
Three good messages, cool art style and Ziymo had cool black guy voice.
You can tell Zima Blue is good just from these seething replies.
if you weren't such a coward you'd post sincerely instead of being desperate for attention by posting stupidity
the augmented & no auged brother running on the ice one was way more interesting than zima blueshit, more interesting story, less pretentious rug pull and about the same animation level
what's the op episode I didn't know this was a ld&r thread
what are the good s? epidsodes
Bad Traveling
The premise of Sonnie's edge was kino for me. I like monster fights and futuristic scenarios.
>show heavily focused on visuals and unique artstyles
>locked on fricking netflix so even on max settings it still looks like pixelated dogshit on fricking gigabit internet
I'm so glad I dont pay for this shit, I'd be furious if I did, and whenever I google it or contact customer service I just get automated "guess your internet is bad :)" responses. I don't know why they don't at least let you pre load things.
>I don't know why they don't at least let you pre load things
not a netflix user myself but can't you download for offline viewing?
I think he's complaining about the compression artifacts
but wouldn't downloads get rid of the streaming artifacts?
Why would they? It's the same video encode in the same file.
Don't (you) me I was trying to be racist but nobody got the joke
ROBERT, GET THE HARPOONS!
THE BIG ONES!
source
The Witness
Extremely shit episode loved by simping shills only
the design of the characters reminds me of dishonored
By changing the first letter and then letting America bomb the shit out of it.
With a hot spring and lots of butter
a giant pot of boiling water...the problem is getting him to it...
one of the worst episodes. also the way they animated the characters talking looked kinda bad and overdone.
>Stand watching him for a while and only move when he gets rekt
quality
>want a cosmic horror monster
>make it LITERALLY Cthulhu
>it just makes the story stop making sense because you haven't actually read Call of Cthulhu and you don't know anything about it
Why does this happen so often
old bay and some rubber bands
This episode actually scared me because I had a terrible nightmare about big crabs as a kid.
With a larger crab
a pair of bigass channel locks and a 5 gallon bucket of melted butter
8ncredibly kino
Was he out there to see bobs and vagene?
English, doc.
Good morning sir, first day on the internet?
Bloody bastard b***h, tell me like it is
what a hot bahahbi!
It'd be neat if they made more short episodes set in the Bad Traveling story. Perhaps with other giant monsters
That would be brilliant. I love these dark uncharted territory atmosphere during pre-colonial periods. Lots of space for the mysterious to flourish
giant bucket
An even EQUALLY as big crab!
>let them fight
I'm seeing kino already
Parry its stupid attacks
That fish looks like it's in the process of evolving a perfectly human-like face. Would be really creepy to see down there
why are there crabs on the baggage carousel
>be me
>live in Nebraska
>visit Maine for the beautiful scenery and love all the fresh Crab there
>on the flight back to Nebraska start chatting with the cute girl next to me
>we walk to the carousel together
>she grabs her luggage first then waits around for mine
>ohgoditsfinallyhappening.webp
>my luggage finally comes out
>go to grab it
>in my nervousness, accidentally open it
>crabs start spilling out
>black guys are trying to help by grabbing them
>everyone is staring at me because there's fricking crabs scuttling everywhere
>abandon all my things and run out of the airport
what dead animal is that second crab living in
Looks like a sperm whale
Dolphin dead fall by the looks of things