How do you get out of this situation alive

How do you get out of this situation alive

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    say my name is jeff in a latina accent

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heh, you alright gringo.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Previously on: Training Day-

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rescue his niece from a pair of crack heads who were trying to rape her in an alley earlier that day when she was skipping school and keeping her wallet on my person
    Works every time
    We all understand its just business and nothing personal
    I always keep young girls wallets kn me just in case this exact situation happens

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I always try to rape random nieces just in case it helps a white boy out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good thinking anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're one smooth muthafricka.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the haka

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cook the man some fricking eggs

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't.
    >you get lucky
    Life's a trip, homes.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let’s cast a Māori guy as a LA cholo
    What did they mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had to google it. Like anyone not in your little backwater buttfrick nowhere shithole knows what a maori is. Looks like the same brand of shit to the rest of the world

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so mad?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not but why do you expect the rest of us to know or care about your pathetic part of the world? I did get a chuckle seeing you added the A with the line above it
          >protip no one gives a shit, its all america all day baby
          deal with it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have schizophrenia

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but lets be honest, you non Americans are really annoying with how much you think any American else cares about you.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yanks get mad when they get made to feel stupid, kiwis on the other hand get used to it so they don't mind. T. Aus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i had to google it.
        Why admit to being moronic?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene wouldn't happen because being a cop is like being made in these circles and everyone knows if they kill you they never get to sleep with both eyes closed ever again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah cop killings don't seem to happen much in america, criminals there are pretty tame compared to south america cartels who just murder cops willy nilly. And even then usually there's heavy retaliation from cops which the commie media portrays as wanton police brutality.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't murder American officials either and for a good reason.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put on plot armor

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them to back off because I know gunkata

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get bathtubbed by the Hispanic. Many such cases.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agree to get my shit pushed in. With enthusiasm.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe they let a cop live after doing that.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not surrender your weapon like a gay
    You joke your way to keep it
    >My Betty? Nooh, I don't let anyone touch my girl, she's mah girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the hispanics shotgun you anyway, its just a bigger mess. good job, at least you made a mess on the way out instead of the controlled bathtub way.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i shoot them all in the knee to disable them then rape them one by one, that easy.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't got no agua.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That actor was good in Fear the Walking Dead.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally impossible. He was dead the moment he walked in.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd remind Vargas how we served at the siege of AR558 together and that it's against Star Fleet regulations to murder.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, you cross dimensions. that will really scramble his brain.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 and walk out of there

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell Uncle Bully that his niece is in her room asleep and she keeps secrets

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't get into it
    >don't give gun
    >don't smoke the drugs
    the movie is only possible because he went against everything they told him in cop school.

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