Is that why she told me I was going to get wet with a large chance of loud moaning thunder? I thought it was a little weird for a weather channel to tell me.
Ya know as a kid reading the Wheel of Time I never got it when Jordan described a woman as "pleasantly plump." That just never tracked. Elayne or the like being attractive I would get. But plump? Doesn't add.
Goddamn those milkers.. I honestly feel bad for this woman, imagine the back pain those things must cause. Having to find a way to cram those giant things into what is probably a custom made bra every day, not being able to run properly.
I wonder if she could wear a specially tailored dress with a normal human shape in the middle and greenscreen friendly material off to the sides to get a positive outcome.
If she's teaching students that young they're not going to find her hot or thicc or whatever flattering word she thinks she is, those kids are absolutely going to make fun of her
>naked she's a disgusting sagging mess
I am more than willing to take that risk of finding out for myself. Sorry about your testosterone levels. I'm sure a doctor can help you.
women are inferior to men in everything but their ability to control access to sex. the more sexualized a society is, the more they can exert that control as power over men. if you want a picture of the coming hypersexual femme future, imagine a high heel stamping on a mans erect wiener - forever.
Ever since two of the main stay anchors retired from my local news station I pretty much stopped watching the news, so maybe 2018? I noticed they started putting my favorite weatherman on less too so I finally ditched cable when that happened.
All of my local weather people are effeminate or obese males. There is one kinda cute lady, but she was full on pregnant earlier in the year and I haven't seen her since.
>15yo in 1999 >worked at a shitty municipal golf course >woke up at 4:00am, made $5/hr >head grounds keeper would sit in the main garage watching the mexican weather channel all day, every day, doing no work whatsoever
His daughter was the beer cart girl and I took her virginity in my last summer there before college. She was hot, but dumb and named Henrietta, which I felt was an odd name at the time. Anyway, latina meteorologists were, and are, a formative sexual phenomenon.
I unironically believe that more booba on the news/weather would help heal my country. t. American. And we can do a round robin of every ethnicity so don't start that shit.
I fly a hot air balloon into the sky and pull out my humidity detector and write it down I then pull out my thermometer and record that too. I then observe the status of the weather (cloudy, sunny, rainy etc) I then go ask a few people what they think the temperature feels like and record that too
I type my zipcode + weather into duck duck go
I call the weather service like a normal person.
That's a phone sex hotline, anon
Is that why she told me I was going to get wet with a large chance of loud moaning thunder? I thought it was a little weird for a weather channel to tell me.
>DuckDuckGo
Nah, I'm good.
wtf I love ddg now??
you don't use one of these?
you forgot the news
Via Sol Perez
Good God oh mighty. Lord have mercy.
Dora?
Weather radio
I look at the sky
Ha poor gay
And seeeeeee
I didn’t go to weather school, I went to weather.
Ya know as a kid reading the Wheel of Time I never got it when Jordan described a woman as "pleasantly plump." That just never tracked. Elayne or the like being attractive I would get. But plump? Doesn't add.
But uh... kind of get it now.
Todays Forecast: MILK
grade A quality slampig
I'd like to Buckhannon and Sutton her West Unions and Kingwood her Hacker Valley
Not bad, not bad. Has potential.
What is the societal reason for making hot slampigs report the weather
Goddamn those milkers.. I honestly feel bad for this woman, imagine the back pain those things must cause. Having to find a way to cram those giant things into what is probably a custom made bra every day, not being able to run properly.
Giv milk gf
You just know her butt looks horrific.
I’d be too busy honkin those honkers to notice
Kinda gross ngl
My local station's weathergirl was pregnant for a time while she worked. I regret not recording and making webms of her everyday
looks like a fat margot robbie
how is she so fat but her face doesnt look as big?
alright cmon shes literally just obese
I wonder if she could wear a specially tailored dress with a normal human shape in the middle and greenscreen friendly material off to the sides to get a positive outcome.
ZAMN! I want to nuzzle her butthole like a pig rooting around for truffles
I fricking love fat girls bros
she's not fat she's plus sized
shes a big girl
would.
I'd have my head shoved so far up that poosay it would be unreal
i throw my wiener in the wind to see which way she blows
/pol/
I look at the weather app on my iPhone or go to weather.com on my PC.
From David Lynch.
Kiss ass. You know he isn't here to read your comments.
His weather reports are comfy.
And if yoooooou can believe it
If she's teaching students that young they're not going to find her hot or thicc or whatever flattering word she thinks she is, those kids are absolutely going to make fun of her
No wonder white boys troon out
Damn, finna smell that bootyhole
quote bubble is from a cow, but she's the one wring the quote
what did she mean by this ???
Where do I find a girl like this?
ohio
half the country is morbidly obese so...everywhere? she's just wearing clothing that disguises and contours her her lard well
naked she's a disgusting sagging mess
>naked she's a disgusting sagging mess
I am more than willing to take that risk of finding out for myself. Sorry about your testosterone levels. I'm sure a doctor can help you.
god i wish i lived in america
No you don't
This is the world ran by women
Everything is about sex now
Women are literally made for sex, so it's not surprising.
women are inferior to men in everything but their ability to control access to sex. the more sexualized a society is, the more they can exert that control as power over men. if you want a picture of the coming hypersexual femme future, imagine a high heel stamping on a mans erect wiener - forever.
I don't know, why did YOU try and jump over the moon?
What is the context of this lmao
She was reacting to a tiktok attention prostitute playing with her breasts in the other sit iirc
Dumb b***h not minding her business
god, she is so fricking perfect
Some gorilagoblina is shucking and jiving in front of her pancake stack
If I was the headteacher and saw this I'd have her fired for misconduct.
You can't fire a woman for having a big arse. And if you could I would fight like hell to change that.
How does she wipe?
Ever since two of the main stay anchors retired from my local news station I pretty much stopped watching the news, so maybe 2018? I noticed they started putting my favorite weatherman on less too so I finally ditched cable when that happened.
I miss them sometimes...
I walk outside and either it's raining or I get stabbed by a junkie
I watch her forecast
Bout to be a rape in nanking
goddess
Now that's what I'm talking about
looks like latina grace fulton.
I love the subtle goth-light thing she has going with the pale skin, dark hair and pink makeup.
Fricking hell, lads
that's a man. do you see how its head slants upwards? buncha gays on this board.
Rock hard
ayyy dios mio
I don't need a weatherman to know where the wind blows
Don Cannon approved
I contact the weather underground for an unbiased, npr style forecast
All of my local weather people are effeminate or obese males. There is one kinda cute lady, but she was full on pregnant earlier in the year and I haven't seen her since.
>15yo in 1999
>worked at a shitty municipal golf course
>woke up at 4:00am, made $5/hr
>head grounds keeper would sit in the main garage watching the mexican weather channel all day, every day, doing no work whatsoever
His daughter was the beer cart girl and I took her virginity in my last summer there before college. She was hot, but dumb and named Henrietta, which I felt was an odd name at the time. Anyway, latina meteorologists were, and are, a formative sexual phenomenon.
Weather? On my phone like a normal person.
I'm finding it hard not to believe things wouldn't be easier if I were a woman.
Not all of them are this good looking, anon. Many are heinous.
Here you go.
>leather dress/skirt
hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnggggghffffff
why does she wear such skimpy clothes when it is so cold? literally freezing outside and she has a short skirt on?
Weather from the internet, news from /misc/.
I prefer weather reports from fit white girls like Kristin Clark and Dylan Dreyer.
I don't have any news WebMs sorry
The video that sold 50 million Switch consoles.
I unironically believe that more booba on the news/weather would help heal my country. t. American. And we can do a round robin of every ethnicity so don't start that shit.
It probably would, healthy societies worship and promote beauty.
aviationweather.gov
how do i get a gf
Have money and take care of your body.
by looking out the window
I listen to the daily SBS News Update podcast, and subscribe to news websites (ABC, Guardian and BAKA) through their RSS Feed.
Is her stuff any good?
Same as every latina. Brown nips and brown butthole
yum
moot dont run this place no more it's okay to run an adblock on this piece of shit website.
I look outside and wing it.
I fly a hot air balloon into the sky and pull out my humidity detector and write it down I then pull out my thermometer and record that too. I then observe the status of the weather (cloudy, sunny, rainy etc) I then go ask a few people what they think the temperature feels like and record that too
when booba
i open my blinds and place my hand on the window to gage the temperature like always.
I don't.
I don't need anybody to tell me it's about to rain, all I need to do is stick my head out the window
Quickly!
Post Naked News Webms before it's too late.