how do you go about sneaking booze into a theater? cant bring a backpack or something for obvious reasons and the gf purse trick is also out
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how do you go about sneaking booze into a theater?
in your waistband, fricking moron
Sports coat breast pockets? Also I wonder if kinoplexes actually have a written no liquor policy or is it assumed under the general no outside food or drinks policy? And if so is liquor covered under such policy, given that kinoplex typically doesn't sell it.
If your flasking booze to a movie do you really give a shit about theatre policy?
Personally, I just barely cross dress and carry a huge purse with a small cooler inside it and if anyone questions me I say it's for my tampons and if they have a problem with it they're transphobic and I'll call the ACLU to cancel them.
Wear a necklace made of shot bottles under your shirt. If your kinoplex concierge hears them clinking together just give him a wink and tell him it's to ward off the cinema vipers, they understand.
I wore this to the Wish premiere and it worked like a charm. b***hy mom and her kid tried to act like c**ts but it doesn't matter when you're loaded.
Extremely based, digging the variety.
Hide it in your prison wallet.
h.. he's fast..
someone explain this meme to me
not a meme
Cargo pants and a hip flask. Or get an empty jumbo coke cup out of the trash and put a 1 litre beer can in there.
Why do you need alcohol to enjoy a movie?
Why do you need popcorn to enjoy a movie?
>buying movie popcorn
If I want to get robbed I just hand a random Black person my wallet.
Kek I do this except my country sends all my money to Israel
u not loud 2 smoke da bluntz in tha movie homie
My friend and I would smoke cigs in the back of the empty second run theater when we were kids. Those, were, the, days my friend.
I hide booze in my stomach but I don't pay to see movies
Imagine living in a country where you have to sneak shit into a theater. In Binland you just take whatever the frick you want in there.
What do you bring while paying to see American Hollywood slop?
NTA but I like to bring an entire kebab roll if I'm feeling like a pig
Slop for slop
I'm fricking cumming so hard rn
uhhhh flask?
Walk in there bottle in hand. There's no way they'll say anything. And if they do just tell them to call the cops and smear shit all over the seats. You'd have at least ten minutes before the cops showed up, in which time you can do some damage
just drink it all before you enter
if you drink enough the buzz should last 100 minutes or so
Dont you have a jacket with a inner pocket? Just buy yourself a 0.5L bottle and bring it inside your jacket, its not like theyll frisk you lol.
>its not like theyll frisk you
When the frick was the last time you went to the theater??
Im not american so i guess its just different here, nobody frisks you here lol. I mean frick if they actually frisk you then just hide it in your undies i suppose. When the lights go out just get it out quick before anyone thinks youre about to rub one out.
have a nice day
I went to the theater for Dune 2 twice and didn't get frisked
And I live in the land of the free in a swing state
Went to see Beavis and Butthead on Christmas night 1997(?). We brought a shitload of beers in, thought it was hilarious to roll the empty cans down from the back row.
>rolling cans from the back row
I forgot about that little joy of teenage delinquency. You could tell when it hit somebody’s foot
I love this modern age cinema booking, now i can see what seats others have booked. I always try pick a seat behind a group of people. Last time i went i ended up behind a bunch of teenagers who fricked around the whole movie while i was drinking myself piss drunk. Everyone else was being irritated as frick at them but i thought it was funny as frick. After the movie was done I told em that shit was hilarious and they got all excited and we high fived having a laugh. Takes me back to my teenage days being a nuisance in the cinema with friends.
Sad.
Reminder: Modern film distribution contracts mean that your average local theater gets less than 15% of revenue from ticket sales. That overpriced bag of popcorn or that seven dollar bottle of beer is the only thing keeping most of these places in the black.
Now if it's a big megaplex chain like AMC or whatever, yeah, frick them, sneak in as much shit as you can.
Your 'plex doesn't let you bring backpacks? I bring a big bag of popcorn, a 2l coke and some chocolate in mine.
Not in recent years and definitely not if you ever want to see a movie by yourself.
Are you moronic? Just stash some shooters in your sweatshirt pockets.