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...to THIS?
I've once read a fanfic about this big guy fricking laurie when they reunite at the old myers house
Puberty is a hell of a drug
Yamnaya DNA
>Yamnaya DNA
Is R1b-z2103 and is mostly amongst Balkan people and in the Middle East, the descendants of hitties and such.
moronation. I have seen it first hand with some guys from my town. They start of tiny and then as they start to become older they just become huge gain insane amounts of strength. Dont know if its anti psychotics doing it or what but its a thing for some reason
casting a different actor. did you think they waited for the kid to grow up? absolute moron.
>i was good to you mikey
He's probably a queer. He's gonna grow up, end up cutting his dick and balls off and changing his name to Michelle!
unironically what would happen to michael if the movie was realistic
I saw this in the theater with my mum when I was 6 and I remember thinking young michael was a girl...
My brother once told me he thought Taylor Hansen was cute. He was mortified when I wtold him
A) it's Hanson, not Hansen. Hansen is who shows up when you like Hanson too much. B) your brother was objectively correct and based. Until the part where he was mortified.
They got the gaygiest kid to play the role
stop bullying him!!!
to this
biggest glow-up in cinema history
I remember thinking the recasting didn't match the original casting at all. But looking up stills from Halloween 2, I feel like I was wrong. Daeg Faerch is a strange looking kid and it would be really hard to find a lookalike, but they did well enough I guess. It looks like they put effort in
I'm pretty sure they used some subtle makeup to change the natural shape of the second kid's face a bit. If you look him up, he looks a lot different in the movie than he does irl
Rob Zombie being a fricking hack.
>let's make The Shape a picked on kid with an an overactive pituitary
The problem is that he tried doing two contradictory things at once. I like the first half of the movie a lot more than the second half. First half of the movie is a Rob Zombie flick. It's gross looking people poor people behaving being degenerate. And I like the kid who played Michael. I think he was a really solid kid actor who punched above his weight class acting wise. I'd have been perfectly happy with this weird one off Halloween movie where Michael Myers is some kind of school shooter type character that goes on a rampage and ultimately dies.
Second half of the movie is just a one-for-one remake of Carpenter's movie, and it's fine I guess, but it doesn't fit with the first half at all and is completely pointless. I feel like the studio approached Rob Zombie and asked him to make a Rob Zombie movie, but then they got cold feet and said they wanted this to be a real Halloween flick with sequel potential, and that fricks everything up. I don't think the first half of the movie works as a franchise starter, but I don't really need it to be. I'm content to allow it to do it's own thing and exist as a sort of "What-If" story for Halloween.
Pretty sure he’s on record saying the Weinsteins wouldn’t stop hounding him to change shit until it basically became a 1:1 remake. He sounded like he had a miserable time making it and didn’t even want to do the third and got out of the contract or something.
is it just me or does this homie look zesty af
He grew up to be a wigger
California.
Interesting. I met him once at a horror movie convention. And by met him I mean I stood in the same room as him and looked at him for a few seconds before going and doing other shit. I'm not going to pay fifty bucks to meet some little kid, why would anyone do something like that? Anyway, my point is he got pretty fat after Halloween. He looked like a relatively normal person though. I'm glad he at least lost weight. Good for him.
He'd be a good looking dude if he lost the nose ring and stopped dressing like a doofus. I don't know why people do this. He's got really striking eyes. No homo
Looks more like a 00s Williamsburg hipster than a wigger to me
he looks like imagines himself as a black person, but only in Tariq Nasheed fanfictions.
>He's ugly, therefore evil!
He was a normal looking kid so the evil obviously made him ugly
Unironically I'm more freaked out by good-looking normal dude Michael than anything else. This Michael could've just whipped his mask off and disappeared into a crowd.
>Unironically I'm more freaked out by good-looking normal dude Michael than anything else. This Michael could've just whipped his mask off and disappeared into a crowd.
He does that on Halloween Resurrection to showcase him being a smartass
It's seemingly okay to me. The dude looses his humanity and what's little bit left of it vanishes after his sister attempts to kill him, choosing to live his life under that mask forever.
>michael myers is actually le generic angry psychopath that came from a broken home
did rob zombie completely miss the point of the michael myers "The Shape" character?
what shape?
>The Shape
What is that? Like Freddy's dream demon worms? Is that what possesses him and makes him want to kill/frick his sister?
Nah, it’s just what John carpenter called him when he’s masked up. There’s no like actual story reason or lore to it. Think carpenter said it had something to do with the Salem witch hunts and shit, but I think it’s just implied that he’s not really supposed to have a backstory, he’s just a shapeless evil figure who kills.
Dani tho