How do you lose when you have a spear?

How do you lose when you have a spear?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't lose though, he wiped the fricking floor with the mountain, he just decided to be a moron instead of finishing him off.
    Its like if you knocked out Mike Tyson in an underground match, but instead of just claiming the belt you just started dancing around and teabagging him until he woke up and took a bite out of your nutsack

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        ajax

        He would have had to spit his mouthguard out in preparation for this unfiltered act of Black persony

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Will he do the same to Jake Paul?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      he literally won then decided to be moronic hence dying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn’t lose, he just lost

      Are you a fricking moron? He may have been able to very easily win by stabbing the guy on the ground but he didn’t. He chose to gloat, got his skull crushed and lost.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't gloating, idiot. He needed mountain to admit what he did and that Tywin ordered it, so that he could challenge and kill Tywin. If mountain died first, that plan doesn't work.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We know anon we also watched the show where he directly states why he did what he was doing.
          He also died in a fight to the death. Do you want to call that a win?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did technically win because he killed him and his opponent made a mistake he was able to capitalize on. However, he was not the better fighter and Oberon did have him "beat" until he didn't. Then again, someones definition of who's the better fighter depends on what they want out of their fighter. Overall I think it is a poor end for the character who should've had way more screen time leading up to a death like this. WIth how little we see and know of Oberon by this point in the show, it seems like he died just for shock value.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would the Mountain ever admit that though? It was a fight to the death, and there was no way Oberyn would have ever spared him anyway after what he did to his sister. He has literally no reason to throw his benefactor under the bus with him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I figured it'd be like you were in a fight to the death and you died during it. But if you want to call that a win and change the scenario to what you did that's fine too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That prancing homosexual lost and did so in one of the most hilarious ways possible. He snatched defeat from the jaws of victory LMAO

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You miss and the length and weight of the spear takes too long to recover, giving the swordsman an opportunity to close the gap and you’re dead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spears are more effective fighting weapons than swords.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >needing a Youtuber to explain that having the most range is a huge advantage

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should make a 10 mile long spear ans become unstoppable

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What do you think an ICBM is?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is an ICBM but a really long spear?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a spear

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >long
                >pointy
                Literally the two defining characteristics of a spear

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like bashing a guy with a stick who's 400 lbs of muscle and in full armor wouldn't do much

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did roman legions carry two spears and a sword instead of 3 spears?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why didnt they carry 2 swords and 1 spear?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because in formation spears were better most of the time but not all of the time which means there are situations where a sword is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"over extends spear"
      >too long to recover

      You realize spears are used for bashing as well as stabbing, right? If you miss your target, you're supposed to sweep

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are posters on Cinemaphile; they don't know proper form or technique of using blades, stick or staff.
        .t Kobudo martial artist

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you win when the writer pumps you full of moron juice as soon as you gain the upper hand?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer mogs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ROBERT WAIT

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Halberd chads stay winning

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You fight a guy way bigger than you, in full armor, with a great sword about as big as your spear. And when he's on the ground you gloat instead of finishing him off.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By being a whiny b***h and walking right up into arms reach of the dude you are fighting

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you lose when you have a spear?
    you let them past your spear point

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STR-gays and spear-gays, is there any other more obnoxious medieval combat larp expert than these two?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't the mountain grab the spear with his protected hands and pull it away?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Script writers have very poor knowledge of what a fight is, let alone a fight-to-the-death or one that includes weapons. To think that something so outrageously miraculous in rarity would occur that it would shock someone, and not some saturated emotion term journalist throw to grab attention but genuine speechlessness about how insane such an outcome would be when the disadvantage was so enormous.

    They only know, "it needs to happen, so, it does."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get your medieval LARPing ass back to /tg/, neckbeard.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't understand why he was so close to begin with. The guys was already poisoned and basically crippled on the floor. He was grandstanding by stalking around and trying to force a confession while yelling to the crowd as well. Why did he need to get so close?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did he need to get so close?
      Because the plot demanded it.

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