How do you milk two seasons out of nothing happening?
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i gotta go
>watch mystery show
>confused why there is a mystery
>Mystery * a piece of fiction dealing usually with the solution of a mysterious crime
>solution
The show isn't over yet, goober.
Great point. Plenty of more time to introduce even more "mysteries" that will never be solved.
I hope they do so your frilly panties get even more bunched up your fanny.
>i i i I hope they do!
You're panicking. Calm down.
It is for all the people who dropped it after this season
homosexuals like you are why they keep churning out these low quality shows
Lost did it for six seasons
>5 minutes of recap
>5 minutes of intro/credits
>15 minutes of pointless dialogue
>15 minutes of vaguely relevant dialogue
>5 minutes of suspense
>3 minutes of interesting things
I'm hooked
Don't forget 10 minutes of frick and suck :3
I don't wanna talk about that
I just know I'm not watching the next season until its over and people confirm its not shit. Did the same thing with the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones and never regretted it.
Season 2 is pretty garbage. As much as people love to say "nothing happens," a bunch -does- happen, it's just that what does happen feels random, inconsistent or meaningless. At no point in season 2 will you go, "Aha, this explains that puzzling event from season 1!"
Not only that, but things happen that make the show worse. Now ghouls aren't even dangerous. Some fat kid can just run laps around them. They'll just passively stand around as you cut their necks open too. Fricking stupid show. Why can't we get good supernatural mystery shows anymore?
This is the thinking man's strategy. This is how I avoided Lost. Same with GoT.
Show's so bad I even forgot about this cum demon's breasts
>How do you milk two seasons
add large milkers
she's 16 btw
in the show or irl?
she's 20 irl.
>portal to the outside world about to open because they made an occult symbol out of string, glass shard, toy doll pieces and Victor's uncomfinyess
>Donna walks in
>"stop this right now!! what are you even DOING here?!?"
>Donna crosses arms on her chest, pouting
>"Boyd don't you know your son is getting MARRIED in 5 minutes?? don't you want to be happy for him??"
>"the town needs this, we need to show everyone that we're a community and we'll survive this"
>they dismantle the portal to the outside world and walk away
>the portal is never mentioned again
>"the town needs this, we need to show everyone that we're a community and we'll survive this"
More like
>"Donna, I.."
>looks away
>"Donna, listen... the town needs this..."
>holds back words, looks down, looks up again
>"we need to show every that we're a community"
>is interrupted by the music box
>stays silent, looking in the distance
>"Boyd?"
>I gotta go
I made the correct decision not picking up this new season, didn't I?
The finale was terrible and I could see the writing on the wall. Too bad, there was some fun (mainly my wife)
I'm happy for you. I'm not getting that time back, and I'm mad as hell.
Im not gona tell you homosexuals again. That is MY wife! Find your own trad-demon waifu
>season 3
>they corner Victor again
>"well there's this one other magic tree that makes go back in time and it makes you fix all this before it even started, but I don't know if we should be using it"
>"I also don't remember where that tree is, oh wait nevermind actually I do. it's right here"
10/10 writing
Have they seriously not hinted at any background of the forces at work that are hunting them or keeping them there
Boomer here, veteran of "Lost" they aren't going to answer any questions until they're about to be cancelled lol, it's crazy seeing a show try that same shit all these years later
In Lost they hinted or outright stated by season 2 that
>The smoke monster was a security system that tested people whether they were worthy to be on the island
>There was an organization that found the island before and tried to harness and study its strange properties
>The island was somewhat self aware
>The island's purpose is to make people reflect on their negatives and fix them
>The others are not castaways but worship the island in some way and want to help it test people that it brings to it
From, from what I can tell hasn't done any of those things
>from has had 20 eps
>by end of s2 lost had 49 eps
Ok but they should still reveal SOMETHING as they go doesn't matter how many episodes you have
I didn't really want to frick Julie that much until you guys pointed out how you wanted to frick Julie and now I really want to frick Julie bros
That's called copying, anon. Not cool.
I copied too. I just wanted to fit in
for me it's not that I want to fit in as much as I want to put my penis inside her vegana and see and feel her warm squishy bosom as I do
Same but with Tabitha. I just saw her as some generic mom character but with a dumb accent. But after all the webms and greentexts of her seducing victor, I cant help but need to suck those milkers
>defeat monsters by approaching them and infecting them with blood full of worms
>defeat music box by going full grug and smashing it to pieces with a torch
I think they just need to go back to monke and start smashing everything in sight
has anyone made the lost intro but with from instead?
Why don't the powerlines connect to anything?
The whole thing is basically Silent Hill.
Some cult started some shit trying to tap into a place of power and they fricked it up and got stuck in a nightmare.
Maybe. We'll see.
okay but do they have running water?
Seems like.
The finale made it clear what's going on. Everything is there, it's just shrouded.
>Everything is there, it's just shrouded
except the electric grid I guess
>Why do the music box cicadas specifically tell their victims how to break their curse?
good question, actually
I guess it's just how the nursery rhyme goes
>What was the deal with the teleporting tent in season 1?
it wasn't teleporting, it was moved by the giant spider that will appear in s3
It's probably still there like the music box was. Take out the lighthouse, the town becomes visible to everyone.
The reason the town operates the way it does is because the reality of the entire area conforms to whatever people bring into it.
If you bring a nursery rhyme, it makes it real. If you're afraid of monsters of a specific kind, it manifests them.
To stop all of these things you just need to find the source of what is causing a particular thing and stop it.
>To stop all of these things you just need to find the source of what is causing a particular thing and stop it.
Unless the source is a figment of the imagination of a quantum theory that has become sentient. I believe the people in the town will soon discover their reality can only be escaped by running a train on a specific girl.
Donna?
It's not clear because people got stuck in the fromtown by travelling through random roads, not in any one specific area.
people got stuck in the fromtown by travelling through random roads
Giant spider switched the road signs.
giant spider is in a dream inside a board game inside anther dream
walt i just had the craziest dream
>The whole thing is basically Silent Hill.
You say that about everything.
Pure speculation, given that after two seasons we don't know shit about anything.
I hope it's Sophia Lillis with short hair.
I have the feeling that she's a terribly annoying person and that negates the breasts somehow.
I'm against torture, since it doesn't work, but this is some stupid reddit-ass comment.
You fricking imbecile, you moronic motherfricker.
How the frick did you type this in and clicked Post if not bait?
>I have the feeling that she's a terribly annoying person
That's called women, anon.
>can't refute, just calls names
And when asked, he provided the answer. They didn't know shit about the lighthouse until Tabitha saw a picture. None of these people gave a rat's ass what Victor had to say prior to the Mathews showing up. It's clear they were all perfectly happy with the way things were.
Why do the music box cicadas specifically tell their victims how to break their curse?
What was the deal with the teleporting tent in season 1?
its not about fear but those walking spooks walked away from the RV guy who wasnt ascared hmm
Hmmm so now that we established that people can be ejected from that pocket dimension back into the real world it makes sense that they take that concept further (same as in LOST) and have them come into and out of it at different time points.
Or rather, the reason THESE certain people (main cast) ended up in the town is because they are linked to it somehow historically, and it's not just incidental.
Didn't Victor's mom had the same unique bracelet that Jim's wife had? So basically Jim's wife will reenter the pocket dimension, but in the past or something like that to close that loop. Maybe the trees also allow one to jump into a previous temporal point in the pocket universe so essentially they all have a part they played at some point in the past.
It's very similar to LOST in a lot of other aspects, so why not that as well.
Ask Yellowjackets
It looks like femoid cringe. I'd probably combust if I actually watch even one episode.
Problem with Yellowjackets is the main characters (Shauna and Nat) shouldn't be.
The key is to wait until the whole season is out then just binge it in a day or two, then it’s not as frustrating when it’s another filler episode.
ANY MORE TELEPORTING TREES WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT VICTOR EH?? EH YOU c**t
He probably has told them but they don't believe him because they think he's moronic. Look how they reacted to Boyd's blood worms.
Or they do believe him, but are too pussy to risk leaving the safety of town.
He goes out of his way not to say shit unless they press him on it. And you even have to keep repeating the same questions over a period of like couple of days until he decides to divulge.
The moment it became apparent that he knows stuff they should've strapped him into that chair under the church and went medieval on him until he explains everything.
Hello, 3yo manlet.
Victor doesn't actually *know* shit. Just a bunch of random things that only recently became relevant. He knew about the trees and where they monsters hide. None of it would change anything.
>Victor doesn't actually *know* shit.
You mean apart from the very easy way to reach the lighthouse, right?
>tfw you just want to operate your drone, but you go full king crimson
I'm sick of this "we gotta back to town and hold hands and make everyone feel comfortable" shit.
They're obviously in some sort of environment that operates like a game. Investigate, use key items in places where they can be used, pay attention to clues, gather information.
As soon as they show any kind of initiative (going to the lighthouse, constructing a radio, desroying the music box, going into the caves, etc...) they get tangible results and are close to figuring it out.
I'm starting to think Donna really is an enemy agent trying to stall everything.
Not everyone is an autistic virgin man child that plays bideo games all day so they don't think like that.
>it's autistic to go outside and figure out what's going on and not sit inside one house shacked up and refusing to deal with reality
of course, let's plan a wedding and pretend we're living a normal life
the girl better turn out to be some kind of succubus with all the time they spent on that snoozefest of a storyline
all women are succubi anon
now that my dear Tabby is back in the real world, I'd like to honor her sacrifice and make her a new Thomas
>Hey you gonna tell me what happened out there?
*smash cut away to some irrelevant bullshit*
Amazing.
>two white men introduced this season
>ones a stupid chud who can’t handle a woman in charge
>the other one goes on an incel shooting spree for no reason
A little too accurate?
I'm going back to the colony house. I'll meet you there.
No, I gotta go check in on Sara. I’ll see you around.
>not bringing the magic torch to the stone arch shelter with the bricked up door
>open map
>click "old shelter"
>walk to "entrance to old shelter"
>click "USE"
>click "magic torch"
>click "bricked up wall"
doesn't work
Anghkooey is how a small child might say oncology. Like the dead son.
what's the name of that character from Jim's son's picture book?
the whole thing is just very childish, as if all the fears and weird stuff is influenced by something a child might be afraid of
S3: Cromenockle vs Demon Wizard
Aunt Julie. They're Cult Leader Ethan's time-displaced children that he sacrificed to the nightmare creature. They see tabitha and she looks like a grown up Julie
Anghkooey is the name of the hospital she's in. Saint Anthony's Hospital, the patron saint of lost things.
Its aunt julie. Cope, seethe, and dilate homosexual
Will Julie and Ethan be at the hospital, too?
Victor will conveniently forget to tell them about the tree.
Jim and Ethan already know.
They know there is a tree, not where it is.
Boyd does. Sara does. Tabitha would have told Jim. They all know about the faraway trees.