>Do you like apples?
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Tell him you know how he really got those roles with Weinstein.
>the pic that destroyed hollywood
>Matt pls let’s just go
>Matt come on bro their bringing out the child sacrifices we gotta go
>Matt I don’t want to worship Moloch I want to go home
at least they're all white. take me back
>white
Whatever you do, don't check their Wikipedia entries.
Hillary almost looks frickable in this pic
Both Hilary and Trump look good for their age and anyone who says otherwise is due to political pettiness
wow, people in a room!
I wish I got to hang out with Bill Clinton.
>pic that destroyed Hollywood
>1995 photo of 20 people in a room smiling
creepy
who is the guy in the back row far right
chomsky but fatter?
>Mat Daymuh
Yes. Pink Lady is my favorite, though I'm partial to Golden Delicious as well.
This is genuinely the worst movie i've ever seen in my life.
You haven't many movies then, or you've been lucky enough to have watched only good films your entire life.
This. I mean is it better than NuWars? Probably because at least it features real actors in real environments and not ESG-plants in front of green screens but it’s pretty bad. It’s like a parody movie you’d see in Famoly Guy making fun of stupid Hollywood shit.
>genius would rather chip shit off toilet bowls than be a do-nothing 6-figure professor with tenure who can chip shit off toilets in his ample free time if he really felt like it
The best part of the movie is that it ends with a tribute to a israeli NAMBLA member who openly advocated for pedophilia and was an extremely nasty subversive israelite who caused so much shit in America that it never recovered.
They made this entire movie and then went ''sheeet, a disgusting NAMBLA member died, let's dedicate this movie to him forever.''
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, Will.
I'd ignore him and stare straight ahead and he would probably be laughing whilst yelling "do.you.have.autism?"
applesauce, b***h
no, i prefer oranges
I like how they depict harvard students as these super intellectual types who know extremly erudite stuff from memory, when in reality they're just legacy rich brats who are no smarter than your average community college student.
all the actual smarties just go to MIT
The whole point of that scene is that that character ISN'T smart. He's just a rich kid who parrots shit he read in books and postures as a smart person. I've met his type before, and they aren't very intelligent.
>The whole point of that scene is that that character ISN'T smart. He's just a rich kid who parrots shit he read in books and postures as a smart person.
Nah, he's pretty smart. 130ish IQ for sure. He just looks like a moron in comparison to Matt 'Blue collar math genius who's incredibly good looking and dunks on Harvard knowitalls' Damon because the script said so.
What Damon's character did doesn't take a lot of intelligence. Since he works as a janitor he can survey the refuse for every class he cleans so it wouldn't be out of pocket for him to see a come across notes that have passages highlighted for their significance. His victory comes not from actually dunking on the fool through calm, educated reason but by pegging him as the sort of pedantic brat that derives his sense of self from one-upmanship.
>His victory comes not from actually dunking on the fool through calm, educated reason
But it did, he understood his arguments and provided counters. He just resorts to being a jock-like bully in the end because the movie needs to show how 'working class' he is and to paint the harvard nerd in a bad, sort of virgin light
>What Damon's character did doesn't take a lot of intelligence
clueless, being able to take in snippets like that and owning mr. photgraphic memory in a textbook vomiting competition takes a very sharp mind, way above average, unless your baseline in this discussion is a level of intelligence way above average, which wouldn't be what I had in mind
>He just resorts to being a jock-like bully in the end because the movie needs to show how 'working class' he is and to paint the harvard nerd in a bad, sort of virgin light
I've always interpreted this scene as Damon rebuking a toadie for wasting an excellent opportunity to broaden his horizons by just regurgitating information. It's true that in the film Will is a smug know-it-all but I can see this scene happening in real life because there are people like this who have no innate curiosity to learn things, they're content with simply following the necessary directives to attain the status they want.
>clueless, being able to take in snippets like that and owning mr. photgraphic memory in a textbook vomiting competition takes a very sharp mind
>way above average
It really doesn't anon. A sharp mind is defined by it's inferential ability. Sure memory is important but usually when we consider the proper assimilation of the material, not base regurgitation which is what that pissing contest was about - distributing extracts.
He's a moron in the sense that he can't form original thoughts. If your definition of intelligence is the ability to parrot intellectual-sounding arguments then sure, he was smart. In my opinion, that's not intelligence. Chat GPT can do the same thing.
You don't need to have original thoughts on everything though, most people, including the smart ones, just parrot what the smart people before them said. The same thing could be said for Matt Damon's character, he just parrots book shit too, only from different authors than ponytail, and then brags about not being unoriginal lmao. This bearing in mind he's a giga genius canonically. Sure, the other dude's a c**t and thinks he's better than everyone because he goes to harvard, doesn't mean he's dumb, just full of himself. He's clearly portrayed as being smart, but especially as an butthole who gets raped by a bigger fish.
>The same thing could be said for Matt Damon's character, he just parrots book shit too
Pretty sure this was brought up by Robin William's character.
Become The Lawnmower Man
I love apples. I would like an apple. Give me some.
>Yeah, I fricking love elstar apples. Got any?
Beat it prag.
What if he said no?
>uh... well... w-well how do you like THESE apples?
>yeah I don't like those either. Frick off
no
Later on I'd call the number and pretend to be Damon and set up a date then never show thereby spoiling Mr. Apple's chances with her.
No I don't, got a problem with that because if you do, we can take it outside
No, I like oranges.
>Yeah, I like em a lot more than that mega-chinned 5.5/10 bawd at that bar whose number you got you fricking homosexual
Take a pic of the number with my phone and say "I too now have her number."
pass the number to friends get them to call her saying damon said she puts out for money
>Low class fornicator.
>Divorce rates are lower in the higher classes because obviously they don't act like you.
>well.. i got her number.. that's bananas right??
Offer that poor Black person a job. Pay him well. Build up his confidence. Host an event celebrating his accomplishments and have him invite his friends and family. Turn it into an intervention in front of his friends and family and have the cops arrest him for the cocaine I planted on him while prostitutes try to defend him and call him their pimp, destroying his relationship with his new girlfriend. Then I'd apologize to his family for having to see such a spectacle while I looked them each in the eye, shook their hand, and thanked them for attending.
I prefer apple pears
matt damon is really good looking
i love bourne identity
Hello ben
>me
>competing for women
i make women compete for me or nothing. i'm not even in the game dude
Tutti frutti.
>555-1294
Tell the dumbass she gave him a fake number.
Some anon already solved it in another thread:
>memorize the girl's number
>write it down after he's gone
>call her latter
>invite her on a date and say that Will gave you her number in exchange for some cash
>girl gets mad at Will for basically being pimped and the more he denies it the more it looks like he's lying
Frick, she might even really go out with you just to spite Will.
Why did Matt's character do this again? I'm trying to remember what reason he had to bully someone like this
PSYCH THATS THE WRONG NUMBER
Is designing missiles for raytheon really a better contribution to humanity than cleaning up bricks?
>"My contention is that you have a fake number."
half of matt damons movies involve him at an ivy league school
does anyone have a homemade apple fritter recipe? I've got pie crusts in the fridge and a gallon tin of apples.
Quickly memorize the number and call her and pretend to be Matt Damon and have phone sex with her. Ha ha ha! Owned!!!