It's a meme at this point. Zoomers think it's clever to go >lmao le EPIC HE DINDU NUFFIN XD like bro he gave them a choice he LITERALLY CANNOT BE ARRESTED LOL
I want to murder zoomers so fricking badly you have no idea. Every time they talk I wanna grab them and bring them to a dungeon and go Jigsaw on them and any time they cry or plead I'd show them their stupid fricking posts saying it's cool. They need to die or someone needs to do something. If zoomers are ever the majority of humanity it's a dark age and humanity is lost. These are pure chattel animals. I don't know what happened but zoomers aren't human like us. There's something wrong with them.
That's what a layman or maybe a fresh law student would say. But if you analyze the video material, the trained eye would see that Jiggy simply held out his blade and the cop ran into it. No crime there, I can place knives in the air however I want. If someone decides to run into them that's up to them.
No one seriously thinks Jigsaw never committed a crime. It became a meme because of.how ridiculous it is.
You can say it's overused of unfunny, but overused or unfunny memes are hardly unique to zoomers.
Uh, unlike you, I'm an actual attorney, I have been for over 23 years, serving my great state. I've seen a lot of horror movies but the scariest thing in the SAW movies isn't the gore but the knowledge that Jigsaw would walk free if he was ever put on trial.
I punch his smug fricking old man melon repeatedly with a brass-knuckled fist until it's unrecognizable goop. Then, if he's still breathing, I throw his wasteful body to the ground and stomp on his neck mercilessly until what's left of his face coughs up blood and retches for a breath that never comes.
Then I walk out smugly with his blood all over my clothes and tell the officers, "what the FRICK could you POSSIBLY ARREST me for?!"
You know how sometimes you quicksave before you talk to an NPC in Fallout and then you pull out the combat shotgun and blow their head off and see what happens?
I'm a graduate of an elite law school and I'm currently working as a law clerk for a judge on the circuit court of appeals (one level below SCOTUS). In my free time my coworkers and I will discuss what crimes one could charge Jigsaw with and get a conviction. So far we've come up empty. The best someone suggested is kidnapping but his victims can go as long as they complete the challenge so it wouldn't stick
>Yo jiggy c don't give me hassle >I'll saw you in half in this rap battle >You did three movies that were lame and gay >Then had to give the mic to your protege >So step off gramps you can't touch my raps >Now die of butt cancer you got from all your traps
Cinemaphile started posting this shit like 4 years ago and it hasn't stopped since.
It's a meme at this point. Zoomers think it's clever to go
>lmao le EPIC HE DINDU NUFFIN XD like bro he gave them a choice he LITERALLY CANNOT BE ARRESTED LOL
I want to murder zoomers so fricking badly you have no idea. Every time they talk I wanna grab them and bring them to a dungeon and go Jigsaw on them and any time they cry or plead I'd show them their stupid fricking posts saying it's cool. They need to die or someone needs to do something. If zoomers are ever the majority of humanity it's a dark age and humanity is lost. These are pure chattel animals. I don't know what happened but zoomers aren't human like us. There's something wrong with them.
seethin’
Name ONE crime he committed
Kidnapping.
How is a child going for a nap a crime?
JigC would never test a child.
on a related note, what is the appropriate AoT? (Age of Trapping)
25, you still have a child’s brain till then.
if that’s true then why are 18 year olds forced to be kicked out of the house in burgerland
Possession of illegal drugs.
He slit a cop's throat in the first movie.
Unironically self defence. The cops were trespassing without a warrant.
That's what a layman or maybe a fresh law student would say. But if you analyze the video material, the trained eye would see that Jiggy simply held out his blade and the cop ran into it. No crime there, I can place knives in the air however I want. If someone decides to run into them that's up to them.
Gambling.
No one seriously thinks Jigsaw never committed a crime. It became a meme because of.how ridiculous it is.
You can say it's overused of unfunny, but overused or unfunny memes are hardly unique to zoomers.
Uh, unlike you, I'm an actual attorney, I have been for over 23 years, serving my great state. I've seen a lot of horror movies but the scariest thing in the SAW movies isn't the gore but the knowledge that Jigsaw would walk free if he was ever put on trial.
Are zoomers in the room with us right now?
You wouldn't be going "Jigsaw" on them. You're not smart enough to arrange it so you don't commit a crime.
malding
Holy fricking yap fest
Arrest him for grooming
>he's right boss...His story checks out. We gotta let him go!
>I never ordered at Baskin Roberts
bullshit
I tell him he has the right to remain silent.
rockin’
yo is that JigC?
That’s him.
Rockin’
Saw II Jigsaw was so based
sawgays love to overappreciate but the mockery of Jiggy in Saw II is peak kino of the series
rockin’
a hau hau hau hau
Jiggy S couldn't be convicted, would never hold in court.
Rockin’
Rickin’
Rockin’
I kill him. Right there and then.
I punch his smug fricking old man melon repeatedly with a brass-knuckled fist until it's unrecognizable goop. Then, if he's still breathing, I throw his wasteful body to the ground and stomp on his neck mercilessly until what's left of his face coughs up blood and retches for a breath that never comes.
Then I walk out smugly with his blood all over my clothes and tell the officers, "what the FRICK could you POSSIBLY ARREST me for?!"
This kills the franchise.
if Mathews had beaten JigC to death immediately he would have won
rockin’
rockin’
they can't prosecute an old guy with cancer, itd never hold in court
rockin’
WELL I'M DECIDING YOUR ASS IS GRASS KRAMER
JigCsisters…
what race can legitimately defeat a Wahlberg?
Only a Wahlberg can defeat another Wahlberg but they know they're strongest as a united front, it'll never happen.
Yeah, sure grandpa.
Now we bring you back home, where you get a nice warm tea.
>zoomer
>boomer
>us
rockin’
spergin'
You know how sometimes you quicksave before you talk to an NPC in Fallout and then you pull out the combat shotgun and blow their head off and see what happens?
rockin’
I'm a graduate of an elite law school and I'm currently working as a law clerk for a judge on the circuit court of appeals (one level below SCOTUS). In my free time my coworkers and I will discuss what crimes one could charge Jigsaw with and get a conviction. So far we've come up empty. The best someone suggested is kidnapping but his victims can go as long as they complete the challenge so it wouldn't stick
>Yo jiggy c don't give me hassle
>I'll saw you in half in this rap battle
>You did three movies that were lame and gay
>Then had to give the mic to your protege
>So step off gramps you can't touch my raps
>Now die of butt cancer you got from all your traps
>I just abduct them and put them in situations where they will be killed by my traps unless they mutilate their body or something