>I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
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Sorry, I was lost in my thoughts. Could you repeat that?
>Yeah so I was saying I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
Your move chud
I’m a partial deaf in my left ear, speak up next time.
>The stenographer already captured my words. Go consult him if you want to know what I said. But on another note I find it quite rude that you're not paying attention.
Bishop to e7. Your move.
Sorry, I'm late I know, traffic. Can you repeat what you just said, ?
Well I put it to you...that you sucked off a horse
Fine speech
Damn, that's crazy
>yeah, whatever you say man, its a buck for using the toilet or frick off.
I would do a loud, very obviously fake yawn periodically throughout his speech.
When he finishes, I'll say, "Huh?"
Anyone can go to harvard. Black folk go to harvard. You're a monkey.
>I can slice open a Black's skull with a scalpel and 0.5mg of midazolam alone. Btw my insurance covered all of this
>don’t shoot me i’m just the messeger
The number of patient deaths caused by doctors is staggering. If you look it up, you'll never want to enter a hospital again. The shit they get away with is absurd.
What do you expect from a profession that's just "practicing"? They aren't even doing it for real yet.
third or fourth leading causing of death in the US
They got Norm
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That's been debunked. Nice try, chuds.
Well it's been rebunked now.
Number one, doctors brag about where they did their residency not their undergrad or medschool, no one cares if you went to Harvard, they care if you did your Residency at Mass general
Number two the best clinical practicians come out of the overworked community hospitals where they get huge case volumes. Harvard docs tend to go into academics and are super specialized. Sometimes the prestigious Gastrointestinal and Cardiologist fellowships struggle to get their PGY7 residents enough cases to graduate on time with out stealing from the younger residents because they are so specialized and spend more time publishing papers and doing research.
Number 3, about half the doctors I know are more religious than the general population and are superstitious and wont say stuff like "its been quiet" in an OR
>plot of the movie is a doctor and his conartist partner try to steal $20 million from a hospital
Right...
A doctor with his credentials isn't going to have a tough time making money. Google estimates wages of like $500k/year.
cardio thoracic surgeon is making 1.2 million as an employee
still gay THOUGH
That makes it even more silly imo. To frick up your reputation and possibly get jailed for a large payout when you're making a million bucks per year.
Exactly my point, my exes dad was just an invasive cardiologist and he was making like 600,000+ there would be no need to embezzle. If he wanted more money and a little more responsibility he'd just buy into a practice or surgical center and get his cut of hospital fees.
He spent his life at work, and came home and watched catholic mass on TV when he could
that's only 100 times more than me
Can you cut a person open, take out his heart, pump refrigerated blood through his body and sew a new donor heart into his body and get everything working again? All while standing for 8 hours without peeing?
I worked in an OR as a orderly and surgeons are insane, I remember randomly walking by and being grabbed by a CT surgeon and told I need a witness as we ran off to grab a patient at like 5am in the morning. We were running through the hospital with a bed. He had seem something in the chart that made him worried the guy was liable to die, maybe aortic dissection, I cant recall now.
I just remember him yelling at nurses at both charge stations to bump up the patient and telling the patient "come with me if you want to live" like the fricking terminator and following it up with, "if you listen to them (Internal med and the nurses) and wait you are dead."
That was an awkwardly silent ride in the elevator to the OR floor once he signed the surgical consent. I remember the surgeon holding the patients foot and telling him you are a very sick man but my teams really really good. guy made it. I took him back to the cards floor.
Damn, that's crazy
Even as an orderly the adrenaline in those cases is insane, most of those kind of emergent cases have carts built in case one turns up, but each surgeon has his own tools and depending on the size of the patient you may need different sized airway stuff and needles . So you are running around trying to find everything out of the storage closets and the supply room for the case while the surgical techs and OR nurses set up the sterile field. The whole time you are like don't choke don't choke as you are scrambling to get it all in time
That's wild.
Meanwhile at the hospital I work at
>"Hey Dr. So-So, my patient is having a lot of difficult breathing. Just put her on humidified oxygen and she still can't catch her breath. She's having chest pain. ST elevation. Hemoptysis. I think she's having a pulmonary embolism."
>"I dunno try some enoxaparin or something. What did the RT say? I'll be in in the morning. Bye"
Fricking insane but we have a hospital in our network with a reputation for a culture like that.
I worked at the only level 1 trauma center in driving distance so I think we got the good docs
The medical field is a joke. GPs are an embarassment and not worth the paper they graduated with. Specialists are mostly so far up their ass and instantly resort to surgery just to make money. Finding a consultant who is not only competent but has empathy is needle haystack situation. I say this as I've seen 10+ different GPs and 3 specialist consultants this year. Unreal what they get away with and how little they care about patients. DUDE YOU HAVE PAIN IN THIS AREA? JUST TAKE PAINKILLERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Y-YOU WANT US TO DO AN MRI TO ADDRESS THE ROOT CAUSE AND NOT JUST TREAT SYMPTOMS? UHH... NO SORRY THAT'S NOT WHAT ZOG.. I MEAN OUR HIGHER UPS HAVE ALLOWED.
Remember fellas, go private.
You're a poor person going to poor people doctors what did you expect. Real medicine costs money.
My point was that free healthcare is a joke. It doesn't work, i got quoted 80 week waiting list for surgery. Those who can't afford private healthcare or have a lot of savings are basically left to die.
Have you considered state sponsored semi voluntary euthanasia?
Also lefties would have you believe doctors and specialists are atheists but majority are religious god-fearing people, surgeons especially.
Midwits tend to be atheists. High IQ people tend to believe in god because the likelihood of life occurring naturally on our planet is infinitesimally small.
(Likelihood of having water on our planet) * (Likelihood of our planet being the perfect distance from the sun) * (Likelihood of our planet being the only planet with plate tectonics/geothermal vents) * (Likelihood of our planet having an atmosphere) * ten million other factors
>oh yeah well there are an infinite number of universes! So life was inevitable in an infinite number of them. No big deal!
That's far more implausible than the Existence of God but atheists literally believe it.
Ofcourse which just makes it even funnier when they walk around with a superiority complex. They can't go a day without spouting atheist nonsense everywhere. Nobody likes these morons, 99% of the planet doesn't want to associate with godless midwits.
You don't get it Karl.
Infinity sorts it all out.
Same thing innit?
Try not to leave any forceps in someone's tummy tomorrow, doc.
In English, Doc?