And here come the manlets that think after a few bjj classes they can kick anyone's ass.
I mean you're not wrong, most people are shit at even basic defense but the arrogance.
Carry on my wayword manlets.
if you decide to take an idiot to the ground like that in a street (burger joint?) fight, enjoy waking up on the sidewalk after the guy's buddy who you didn't see coming kicks you in the head while you're humping on top of him like a moron with your head in perfect-kicking height
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
fr ill do 25 just to prove ur point like i can pop n lock sir
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
looks like it's just one guy in the picture at the top.
If it is a group of people the obvious answer is to just leave lol.
a woman doesn't care about you fighting against some bums in a mcdonalds
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
fricked up part is actually they do
and knowing that my bad is aburden not a relief
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>a woman doesn't care about you fighting against some bums in a mcdonalds
everybody cares about that
if I saw you picking a fight with some dude at a mcdonalds and then after he takes you up on the offer you pussy out like a homosexual, you would be permanently labelled "pussy homosexual" in my brain. from that point on, any time I had to think about people who can be relied upon, not just in a fight but in general, you would come up as definitely not one of them
if you have an iq above 80 you can abstract aspects of situations out of them and apply them more generally. it's not about fighting at a mcdonalds specifically. it's about who you are as a person. and being known as a pussy homosexual is really bad for you. and yeah, you would enter a room at a social gathering or a dinner or whatever, and people would whisper to themselves while looking at you "oh look, there's that pussy homosexual". and then they smile at you and greet you politely. homosexual.
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But in this case, Louie wasn't trying to pick a fight, the bully kid was. Not engaging in a fight isn't a weak move at all, and in fact is smart if you can get away with it.
What you said is starting a fight, and then backing down when the other person takes you up on the offer, which would look bad on you for two reasons: 1) You like to pick fights and 2) You back down when challenged. Neither of these situations apply to the context of OPs situation.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
op can buy a beer after or dream of murder one is ok 1 is acceptable
"tonality is everything" if he said it like i would 2 choices smart or instinctive (never 2)
A line could fix it
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
don't be obtuse. he's antagonizing them, trying to low-key intimidate them to be quiet. and he was doing it to try to impress the chick, he wouldn't have done it if she wasn't there because he knows it might result in a fight. and then it backfires on him when the guy he gets into a conflict with doesn't pussy out.
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That can be a risk which is why I prefer knee on belly so you can disengage fast if you need to. However, I’ve seen quite a few vids of guys fighting on the ground and no one jumping in, so it’s not a guaranteed thing.
This the part nobody brings up. The b***h saying what she said was absurdly moronic. Obviously she's going to be thinking/feeling it because that's how primal shit works but if she's actually going to *say* it outloud because you wouldn't fight a dude with like 4 guys to back him up? She's the biggest c**t on earth.
It's like if your girlfriend has severe diarrhea and shits in your bed, it's a huge turnoff for you. You know it, she knows it, but if you ever *said* it, especially right then and there, you would be the biggest homosexual in the universe.
The woman is honestly worse than the bully in that scene.
i ince had my ex piss in my pots and pans during a blackout stupor. is that hot?
2 weeks ago
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Was it for sustenance or was she just one of those nambypamby city girls that won't pee pee outside?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't know what her thought process was, she was black out drunk
2 weeks ago
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...I'm fricking moronic I thought you meant there was a blackout in your home and water was also effected and she wouldn't piss in a non working toilet or piss outside so you just gave her pots
in my defense I've been drinking and shit posting all day
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm sober dude and that's what I thought. Don't feel bad.
Well the point of the scene is to point out a thing we all already know but aren’t willing to publicly acknowledge. Of course in real life a woman wouldn’t say that to his face, but we all know she would be thinking it.
>The woman is honestly worse than the bully in that scene.
I can appreciate her honesty and just delete her contact information. This is the type of woman who will gas her boyfriend up to escalate a situation with two armed gunmen and then scream over his fallen corpse when he's dead in an alley over something as chickenshit as the disposal of a fricking soiled mattress.
>she gets the ick because he wouldn't walk into an assault charge
lmao. This scene is one of the reason Louie was such a good show. He really didn't hold back on his self-deprecation
That kid is a fricking twerp. Louie didn't have the balls to make him an intimidating black guy. As if some white suburban kid would just randomly start a fight in a deli.
Nothing you are fricked, seriously you are fricked. I know the show tried to give a lesson at the end but the reality is nothing. Unless you are some 6'5 dude who can intimidate without fighting you are fricked.
No meet whites like that, whites can be very trashy. A lot of whites are pretty trashy to be honest.
>WTF is wrong with you kid!
Alternatively >Bastar bloody hell, get out of face mine you bastar bloody
Just raise your voice or just yell and don't try to answer whatever bullshit question they give you. It works 98% of the time, even with Blacks. You usually only have to slightly raise your voice and they will deescalate. The situation in OP fictional and Louie is a nonconfrontational pussy.
Unless you think the guy will literally kill you, taking a punch to the face is always better than taking a punch to ego from pussing out.
Isn’t a boomer currently on trial for stabbing a zoomer? If you even watch the video plenty of the white kids are fricking with him being as annoying as the Black folk are. Teenagers are just shitheads
Just stare at him in complete silence and wait for him to leave. Sounds cliche but it usually works with people like that honestly, people willing to actually get their hands dirty usually don't have charismatic shit talk like that.
It works if you aren’t an overweight out of shape guy like Louie. If you look fit and/or strong, even if middle aged, the other guy can’t call your bluff. If you look like Louie he will absolutely call your bluff and frick you up.
Stand up, look him dead in the eyes, call him a homosexual and tell him to meet me outside in one minute. Either I call his bluff and he pussies out, or we take it outside and I proceed to knock his fricking teeth through his skull in the alleyway. Win-win. Louis is a fricking cuck. Any man afraid to get into a brawl should cut his fricking dick off and start wearing dresses.
frick bluff callin in ur to moronic to de-esculate its all about baiting a beating yours or his does not matter
THIS HAPPENED TO ME. CORRECT RESPONSE INCOMING. IGNORE ALL OTHER POSTS.
1. Turn to the b***h and make a comment suggesting that she go to the bathroom. (Mine was something like "Weren't you saying you had to go to the restroom?" [paraphrasing])
2. After she leaves, do this:
3. Guy will (probably) walk away once he realizes this isn't going down the way he wants it to.
4. After she comes back she'll ask what happened. Change the subject. She'll imagine that you intimidated the guy. It makes you look good without having to do a goddamn thing.
Now if #3 doesn't happen then you're fricked, but it very probably will, so it's a safe bet.
Basically. He wants a reaction. If you don't give him one when what is he supposed to do? There's nothing he CAN do without coming across like the aggressor on camera. It's like in school. Ever been bored and started fricking with someone only for them to not give you any leeway? They just look at you as if you have shit on your face. Try to physically prompt them into something something and they retreat into themselves and continue to regard you with caution. There's nothing to be done. No fuel being added to the fire. Some headcases will go balls to the walls and inflict whatever violence they wanted to do you regardless but silently regarding them with apprehension and not going along with anything they say or do will quickly tire them out.
If you are intimidated by Frank Hassle you deserve to get fricked up. Also Frank only provokes, he wants the other guy to attack him first. In Louie’s case, the bully was ready to initiate.
That's why I really hated this show. Louie was funny in his standups and on O&A, but this show was just him giving himself therapy on screen. Self indulgent garbage.
The winning move was not to ask them to quiet down in the first place. Crazy people love to be loud and get attention, that is why you ignore them. They will eventually leave after they get no attention, just like trolls. He should have continued the date and just spoke louder, or got closer to her. If they engage then you just ignore them, unless they start getting violent of course.
>She already knows who you are. That's why she is, or is not, with you, despite your attempts to convince her you are someone else. Losing a fight won't drive her to another man because if it would, she'd already be gone.
That's some bullshit. There's no shortage of women coming up with "ick" factors, one thing that their man does that completely changes the way they view their man.
This guy says a lot of nonsense, but his answer is ultimately the correct one. Personally, I would have said "we're on a date, and you're bothering us," really just anything that gets "leave us the frick alone" across.
>you need to prove you can stand up for yourself!!!!
this "analysis" is moronic. imagine risking getting knocked out by a teen to impress your old hag date. Louie is pathetic but really he had no other logical choice. how many old fat out of shape morons end up in the ICU or dead from picking a street fight
Are you big as well? I'm tall as well but scrawny that usually gets drunken manlets really eager to throw down. My main move is to be funny enough that even their friends start laughing and they usually end up relaxing and even hanging out for a bit.
Never once been in a real fight, always laughed my way out of it or I guess made fun of the other guy so hard they already lost.
This is exactly what I do.
I actually feel bad sometimes because what I say really gets to them and they usually try and deflect but their friends are laughing so hard they have to go along with it.
>Louie should have never told them to quiet down in the first place and the whole situation would have been avoided
This, he brought it on himself. 5 youths being loud in a group with no adult supervision? Yeah, they're going to test the limits of their masculinity and see how much they can get away with. Men between the ages of 16-21 are into doing some daring shit. Get them motivated by surrounding them with their peers and suddenly they can't see straight. All the test is bursting out of their balls and blinding them. That'd how dudes end up geting /heemed/ in the streets.
You have two options during an acute stress response to a threat, fight or flight. So before you even enter any sort of confrontation, you should have an out and have an escape planned.
The problem with forced confrontation where you're "stuck", is that most people constantly try to deescalate a situation until they are put into a spot where they are not at the advantage. This is how other people exert control over you and victimize you, you can't allow it to happen.
This was a particularly bad situation since Louie was sitting. He set himself up to be in a vulnerable position whilst initiating a confrontation.
The biggest advantage there is in any confrontation is the element of surprise, and striking first. If someone threatened to "beat me up" I'd start apologizing and pretending to back down and then immediately flip and exert excessive violence towards that person given a good opportunity.
Throwing a punch while sitting is a high risk move, so you need to utilize something around you in a diner, like a knife, fork or glass them with your mug. Ideally by having him lean his face towards you and balance himself by putting his hands on the table. This can be achieved by either speaking softly or leaning back to create a distance and then closing in once he draws nearer to intimidate. This gives you good access to the eyes.
In this situation, only one person in his group was instigating the confrontation, which is ideal. That means if he is injured severely and suddenly, the others are unlikely to suddenly jump into the conflict. They'll likely be in shock and attempting to do damage control and assess what happened as the power structure of the situation flipped abruptly.
>If someone threatened to "beat me up" I'd start apologizing and pretending to back down and then immediately flip and exert excessive violence towards that person given a good opportunity.
"Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac", and when he let you go you kicked him in the back?
not for one second would i ever consider fighting or standing up for a 'date'. that just a hole that you have to take to dinner and she's already got 7 other dudes on the line at the time.
if its my actual girlfriend then i just stand up and pull my jacket open. i have a concealed carry license. calmly state that i want no trouble but will defend myself if necessary. see where it goes.
Probably look at him, sip my drink of water pretending to ignore him, then grab his hoodie and slam his face into the glass i just sat down at the edge of it
Shoot him, obvi. Louie had every right to feel like his life could be in danger. There were like four other guys in their group and they’d just jump him because they’re shit head kids, also he’s in a vulnerable position >b-but he didn’t touch him
It would still be assault. Threatening someone’s life, or threatening to kick their ass in such a manner is illegal. Plus, he has a witness
with as straight of a face as possible >why would you ask me something like that?
then stay silent as he flounders for a witty reason that doesn't make him look like a douche.
My friend (who is crazy as shit) had this happen to him and he literally kissed the guy on the lips and the guy was so confused he fricked off. I was there and saw it.
Stand up, look him dead in the eyes, call him a homosexual and tell him to meet me outside in one minute. Either I call his bluff and he pussies out, or we take it outside and I proceed to knock his fricking teeth through his skull in the alleyway. Win-win. Louis is a fricking cuck. Any man afraid to get into a brawl should cut his fricking dick off and start wearing dresses.
well i stand up, look him in the eyes, call him a homosexual and tell him to meet me in the bathroom. i get in the bathroom, strip completely naked.
if he walks in, i'll be standing there, fully erect.
If you don't answer you look weak.
If you start getting upset you lose control so you look like an idiot.
If you actually get into a fight you can inadvertently get seriously injured and even die.
Even if you kick is ass he can sue you and you go to jail.
This is why intelligent people don't even go to places where you can stumble onto morons like that with nothing to lose.
>If you don't answer you look weak.
Bullshit, stupidest fricking thing in thread.
There is nothing that makes you look stronger than not acknowledging another person entirely.
You're the kind of homosexual who would get into a highschool fight with a Black just because he said something to you.
Just ignore them and realize how beneath you they are. Watch how mad it makes them to realize they have nothing on you.
Wait for them to make their move in escalate the scenario and take them out.
Id say "I don't know man probably in my teens, and then I grew out of fighting random people after watching people I know get their heads kicked in for walking up to people they shouldn't and saying shit they cannot back up, let me ask you this, when is the last time you got your ass kicked?"
This scene cause me to start carrying a knife. And sometimes a gun. I'm not even joking that's how badly it traumatized me. And for a while I imagined confrontations like this in public all the time. My girlfriend says I make her feel safe but honestly I'm a scrawny söy homosexual and if I had to defend her my only option would be surprising someone with sperg knifing. Which wouldn't even work.
You just need to avoid situations like this happening. Street smarts and social cues will get you out of situations like this without resorting to violence.
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>She already knows who you are. That's why she is, or is not, with you, despite your attempts to convince her you are someone else. Losing a fight won't drive her to another man because if it would, she'd already be gone.
That's some bullshit. There's no shortage of women coming up with "ick" factors, one thing that their man does that completely changes the way they view their man.
This guy says a lot of nonsense, but his answer is ultimately the correct one. Personally, I would have said "we're on a date, and you're bothering us," really just anything that gets "leave us the frick alone" across.
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Are you big as well? I'm tall as well but scrawny that usually gets drunken manlets really eager to throw down. My main move is to be funny enough that even their friends start laughing and they usually end up relaxing and even hanging out for a bit.
Never once been in a real fight, always laughed my way out of it or I guess made fun of the other guy so hard they already lost.
and all the posts saying to ignore them.
Even better, don't even engage them at all, just ignore their loud antics. They were leaving the couple up until that point. Louie should have never told them to quiet down in the first place and the whole situation would have been avoided. Same if you hear someone calling out to you like 'hey man' you just ignore them. If they approach you asking for something you go 'I'm good thanks' and keep walking. Mind your own business and pay attention to your surroundings. Concealed carry is fine, but don't use that as your first defense. Only use it when you have literally no other options (and you better be able to use it properly). Also always listen to your gut, even if it sounds crazy, better safe than sorry. Those tips have helped me at least.
Dude, most people just want to get on with their day. Why would some punk kid frick his whole life up by assaulting you? This antisocial shit will ruin your life by making you second guess everyone around you.
Just remember the rule about knifing: quantity over quality. If the guy is whaling on you you want to make quick, rapid jabs into his belly. Don't worry about making deep ripping gouges. You poke that fricker up multiple times and he'll have a whole fricking world of hurt to worry about. And if the adrenaline is working in your favor he won't separate and assess the damage. And if you put distance between you and him no man who is bleeding out is going to risk further injury by actively sprinting after you. Knife is the way to go. Just follow the same mentality of use for a gun. If you bring it out then you're going to use it, not flash it as a means of dissuading an encounter.
Why is the factor of the bully teenager always the main point to this scenario? I wouldn’t have tough guy talked 6 rowdy shitheads in the first place. Louis had it coming for being a homosexual. Go get the staff or leave with your date or if you’re charismatic enough ask the teens without clearly trying to come off like you’re trying to order them around
Punching people hurts your knuckles
The fact that the kid's knuckles are all red and fricked up looking means they would already be tender/weak as shit
Louie should have called his bluff and kinghit him
Or rang Joe list for advice, he is always dealing with kooks
Christoffuh has street cred. That's israelite/nig/wop/Hispanic power. Michael Imperoli isn't intimidating to the average man so they had to give him some form of fricking leverage.
Tell him I lost a game of chess to Vladimir Nabokov once, there's no way he'll know who that is so he'll try to look it up on his phone, putting him on an FBI watch-list for pedophiles
Get him to explicitly and audibly state that he wants to perform bodily harm on me, then threaten to notify the authorities, otherwise call him a pussy for not being upfront
I would beat his ass and then get arrested and my girlfriend would bail me out and I’d get the charges dropped to a misdemeanor because the DA doesn’t want violent crime listed as violent crime
That’s life on the big city!
Good question.
Then say nothing. Just wait calmly. But keep him in view, breathe calmly. Save your energy nut be ready to go 100% apeshit on him.
Let him instigate physical attack if that is what is going to happen.
That's what the whole thing is.
Talking, implied threat, physical confrontation.
This is a test to see you break and go soft and whine like a dog for mercy.
Wait for to see if he says anything else.
He will get tired of hanging around like a turd.
Maybe he'll walk back to his table.
If he wants a fight let him start it. Whatever happens, whoever strikes first is the loser.
Make sure you can take at least one punch before you make a move.
It'll sound better if the police get called.
Inside a restaurant its possible that there is a camera filming some part of this. Make sure it works in your favor.
But I guess it depends on who the guy is. This actor Louis brought might be intimidating to him, an unathletic out of shape middle aged guy, he isn't to me, but there could be lots of guys that would make me pause and ask myself if I'm that guy.
there's not really a winning move if this happens.
what you're supposed to do is prevent it from happening via looking like/being someone not to frick with.
>Threatened by a white high school student.
I’ve been out of high school for twenty years, and this situation has never once happened to me.
Louis CK is a hack.
well i stand up, look him in the eyes, call him a homosexual and tell him to meet me in the bathroom. i get in the bathroom, strip completely naked.
if he walks in, i'll be standing there, fully erect.
I work a physical job and come home most night with sore arms. I carry myself well enough but if you grab and twist my forearms or force me into a physical contest then I know I'm either going into full de-escalation mode or I'm eating an L. I honestly fricking despise the notion of having to get physical with any fricker who is looking to get randy and I'm not about to drop $170 a month to learn how to wrestle and shit. I'd much rather just fricking shoot you if you're actively going to go out of your way to make yourself into a problem for me. Like, dude, get the frick away from me and keep that energy to yourself. If I'm not at 100% there's no way I'm even entertaining the idea of getting m ass kicked.
Tell him to throw something. He won't because he's all talk and if by some miracle he does throw something you have the green light to beat the shit out of him
id just sperg out
Ask him how old he was when his father stopped molesting him, and watch every last ounce of color drain from his face.
You wouldn’t even finish the sentence before he clocks you in the face
is this your fantasy? to get beat up by a stranger in front of a woman? what kind of weird cuck shamepig are you?
anyone who knows how to fight woudl have cauliflower ears and scars on their face.
That punk looks like he came off the beach in california. Anyone with basic fighting skills would murder him.
tryin is selflessly romantic our boi wants a war apparently allow it
And here come the manlets that think after a few bjj classes they can kick anyone's ass.
I mean you're not wrong, most people are shit at even basic defense but the arrogance.
Carry on my wayword manlets.
the average person has no idea how to fight or defend a take down. if it's one on one and you get the guy down it's over.
That guy in the gif is just some generic punk. he's not even in a gang either lol.
literally the least intimidating person to be confronted by.
if it was someone more dangerous I would just leave simple as.
Like clockwork. Thanks for proving my point.
You really can't help yourselves can you?
frick i will learn juju because blak magic is a beast
if you decide to take an idiot to the ground like that in a street (burger joint?) fight, enjoy waking up on the sidewalk after the guy's buddy who you didn't see coming kicks you in the head while you're humping on top of him like a moron with your head in perfect-kicking height
fr ill do 25 just to prove ur point like i can pop n lock sir
looks like it's just one guy in the picture at the top.
If it is a group of people the obvious answer is to just leave lol.
a woman doesn't care about you fighting against some bums in a mcdonalds
fricked up part is actually they do
and knowing that my bad is aburden not a relief
>a woman doesn't care about you fighting against some bums in a mcdonalds
everybody cares about that
if I saw you picking a fight with some dude at a mcdonalds and then after he takes you up on the offer you pussy out like a homosexual, you would be permanently labelled "pussy homosexual" in my brain. from that point on, any time I had to think about people who can be relied upon, not just in a fight but in general, you would come up as definitely not one of them
if you have an iq above 80 you can abstract aspects of situations out of them and apply them more generally. it's not about fighting at a mcdonalds specifically. it's about who you are as a person. and being known as a pussy homosexual is really bad for you. and yeah, you would enter a room at a social gathering or a dinner or whatever, and people would whisper to themselves while looking at you "oh look, there's that pussy homosexual". and then they smile at you and greet you politely. homosexual.
But in this case, Louie wasn't trying to pick a fight, the bully kid was. Not engaging in a fight isn't a weak move at all, and in fact is smart if you can get away with it.
What you said is starting a fight, and then backing down when the other person takes you up on the offer, which would look bad on you for two reasons: 1) You like to pick fights and 2) You back down when challenged. Neither of these situations apply to the context of OPs situation.
op can buy a beer after or dream of murder one is ok 1 is acceptable
"tonality is everything" if he said it like i would 2 choices smart or instinctive (never 2)
A line could fix it
don't be obtuse. he's antagonizing them, trying to low-key intimidate them to be quiet. and he was doing it to try to impress the chick, he wouldn't have done it if she wasn't there because he knows it might result in a fight. and then it backfires on him when the guy he gets into a conflict with doesn't pussy out.
That can be a risk which is why I prefer knee on belly so you can disengage fast if you need to. However, I’ve seen quite a few vids of guys fighting on the ground and no one jumping in, so it’s not a guaranteed thing.
yea pussy friends is a calamity
You are such a fricking cuck. Not everyone cowers in fear over some dumb Black person homosexual.
>date leaves because she was molested and you retraumautized her by bringing up molestation
nice try
>avoiding mentally unstable damaged goods
win win
This the part nobody brings up. The b***h saying what she said was absurdly moronic. Obviously she's going to be thinking/feeling it because that's how primal shit works but if she's actually going to *say* it outloud because you wouldn't fight a dude with like 4 guys to back him up? She's the biggest c**t on earth.
It's like if your girlfriend has severe diarrhea and shits in your bed, it's a huge turnoff for you. You know it, she knows it, but if you ever *said* it, especially right then and there, you would be the biggest homosexual in the universe.
The woman is honestly worse than the bully in that scene.
>It's like if your girlfriend has severe diarrhea and shits in your bed, it's a huge turnoff for you
Wait until you find out about Amber Heard simps.
>It's like if your girlfriend has severe diarrhea and shits in your bed
go on...
i ince had my ex piss in my pots and pans during a blackout stupor. is that hot?
Was it for sustenance or was she just one of those nambypamby city girls that won't pee pee outside?
I don't know what her thought process was, she was black out drunk
...I'm fricking moronic I thought you meant there was a blackout in your home and water was also effected and she wouldn't piss in a non working toilet or piss outside so you just gave her pots
in my defense I've been drinking and shit posting all day
I'm sober dude and that's what I thought. Don't feel bad.
Well the point of the scene is to point out a thing we all already know but aren’t willing to publicly acknowledge. Of course in real life a woman wouldn’t say that to his face, but we all know she would be thinking it.
>The woman is honestly worse than the bully in that scene.
I can appreciate her honesty and just delete her contact information. This is the type of woman who will gas her boyfriend up to escalate a situation with two armed gunmen and then scream over his fallen corpse when he's dead in an alley over something as chickenshit as the disposal of a fricking soiled mattress.
If you're intimidated by high school kid you've already lost
especially one as obviously israeli looking as this kid
Have you ever seen a israelite anon? That kid is clearly a descendant of Irish trash
Slam his head into the table and hold a fork to his neck until his friends back off and the cook calls the cops.
pull out a gun and point it at him and his lil homies
this is america isn't it, fricking act like it.
Situations like these are why it's smart to become a cop. No one hassles someone that can put you in handcuffs.
>she gets the ick because he wouldn't walk into an assault charge
lmao. This scene is one of the reason Louie was such a good show. He really didn't hold back on his self-deprecation
I stand up and ask him if he really wants to go to jail or the hospital. Then I give him what he wants.
Hand him this
>we’re gonna find out what happens when you mix toe jam and sulphuric acid
That kid is a fricking twerp. Louie didn't have the balls to make him an intimidating black guy. As if some white suburban kid would just randomly start a fight in a deli.
Black guys aren’t known for calmly articulating threats like this anon
Nothing you are fricked, seriously you are fricked. I know the show tried to give a lesson at the end but the reality is nothing. Unless you are some 6'5 dude who can intimidate without fighting you are fricked.
No meet whites like that, whites can be very trashy. A lot of whites are pretty trashy to be honest.
>WTF is wrong with you kid!
Alternatively
>Bastar bloody hell, get out of face mine you bastar bloody
Just raise your voice or just yell and don't try to answer whatever bullshit question they give you. It works 98% of the time, even with Blacks. You usually only have to slightly raise your voice and they will deescalate. The situation in OP fictional and Louie is a nonconfrontational pussy.
Unless you think the guy will literally kill you, taking a punch to the face is always better than taking a punch to ego from pussing out.
okay so instead of pussing out your date will watch you get beat up. That'll really make you look attractive.
It's 100% more attractive then being submissive and pussing out in front of her.
It doesn't really matter because it's unnatracitve and she'll probably leave you either way but then you also get beat up.
bros the picture has moved on do nothing and live with yourself or do something and live with the consequence im a pussy so its sperg time frfr
You don't go outside much, for you?
Isn’t a boomer currently on trial for stabbing a zoomer? If you even watch the video plenty of the white kids are fricking with him being as annoying as the Black folk are. Teenagers are just shitheads
I could physically frick and then eat that guy.
I could kick his ass, then his friends would laugh and make fun of him for the rest of his life.
>never
Most blackpilled moment in the medium of filmmaking
i wouldn't say a word i would listen and that's what no one did
Stab a fork into his hand
>Y-you too.
>Never have. When was it for you?
Just stare at him in complete silence and wait for him to leave. Sounds cliche but it usually works with people like that honestly, people willing to actually get their hands dirty usually don't have charismatic shit talk like that.
It works if you aren’t an overweight out of shape guy like Louie. If you look fit and/or strong, even if middle aged, the other guy can’t call your bluff. If you look like Louie he will absolutely call your bluff and frick you up.
new line
"just now"
"i realised i x you x"
frick bluff callin in ur to moronic to de-esculate its all about baiting a beating yours or his does not matter
THIS HAPPENED TO ME. CORRECT RESPONSE INCOMING. IGNORE ALL OTHER POSTS.
1. Turn to the b***h and make a comment suggesting that she go to the bathroom. (Mine was something like "Weren't you saying you had to go to the restroom?" [paraphrasing])
2. After she leaves, do this:
3. Guy will (probably) walk away once he realizes this isn't going down the way he wants it to.
4. After she comes back she'll ask what happened. Change the subject. She'll imagine that you intimidated the guy. It makes you look good without having to do a goddamn thing.
Now if #3 doesn't happen then you're fricked, but it very probably will, so it's a safe bet.
Basically. He wants a reaction. If you don't give him one when what is he supposed to do? There's nothing he CAN do without coming across like the aggressor on camera. It's like in school. Ever been bored and started fricking with someone only for them to not give you any leeway? They just look at you as if you have shit on your face. Try to physically prompt them into something something and they retreat into themselves and continue to regard you with caution. There's nothing to be done. No fuel being added to the fire. Some headcases will go balls to the walls and inflict whatever violence they wanted to do you regardless but silently regarding them with apprehension and not going along with anything they say or do will quickly tire them out.
huh what you mean
>you've got ten seconds to beat it before i add your name to the list of NSF casualties
What a shame.
best line btw in our comunal toilet
Is this what a 22 year old college student looks like these days?
I wouldn't say a single thing to him. I would listen to what he has to say and that's what no one did.
It's because this literally never happens in real life. Ever.
this has literally happened to me. literally
how did you respond?
I didn't say a single thing. I listened, because that's what no else did
Psychos who would pull stunts like this get funneled into prison by their late teens, if they live that long.
look up Frank Hassle
If you are intimidated by Frank Hassle you deserve to get fricked up. Also Frank only provokes, he wants the other guy to attack him first. In Louie’s case, the bully was ready to initiate.
That's why I really hated this show. Louie was funny in his standups and on O&A, but this show was just him giving himself therapy on screen. Self indulgent garbage.
it was a good, if unintentional, window into the mind of a gigantic narcissist with a victim complex the size of the moon
The winning move was not to ask them to quiet down in the first place. Crazy people love to be loud and get attention, that is why you ignore them. They will eventually leave after they get no attention, just like trolls. He should have continued the date and just spoke louder, or got closer to her. If they engage then you just ignore them, unless they start getting violent of course.
This has been thoroughly analyzed by a professional:
https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2010/09/when_was_the_last_time_you_got.html
imho the real answer is shoot him in the head and run outta there, don't take shit from anybody
It was interesting, especially the analysis of the woman's position
https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/11/hipsters_on_food_stamps.html
Relevant to Cinemaphile, TLP has a good analysis of Always Be Closing.
>She already knows who you are. That's why she is, or is not, with you, despite your attempts to convince her you are someone else. Losing a fight won't drive her to another man because if it would, she'd already be gone.
That's some bullshit. There's no shortage of women coming up with "ick" factors, one thing that their man does that completely changes the way they view their man.
This guy says a lot of nonsense, but his answer is ultimately the correct one. Personally, I would have said "we're on a date, and you're bothering us," really just anything that gets "leave us the frick alone" across.
>you need to prove you can stand up for yourself!!!!
this "analysis" is moronic. imagine risking getting knocked out by a teen to impress your old hag date. Louie is pathetic but really he had no other logical choice. how many old fat out of shape morons end up in the ICU or dead from picking a street fight
>20+ years in prison instead of being humiliated
>frick off
Or
>go away
It’s as simple as that
In reality I would never be approached. I'm 6'5" and have a square jaw
Are you big as well? I'm tall as well but scrawny that usually gets drunken manlets really eager to throw down. My main move is to be funny enough that even their friends start laughing and they usually end up relaxing and even hanging out for a bit.
Never once been in a real fight, always laughed my way out of it or I guess made fun of the other guy so hard they already lost.
As a comedian you'd think that would have been his move. He'd had to have developed that skill at some point.
This is exactly what I do.
I actually feel bad sometimes because what I say really gets to them and they usually try and deflect but their friends are laughing so hard they have to go along with it.
>Louie should have never told them to quiet down in the first place and the whole situation would have been avoided
This, he brought it on himself. 5 youths being loud in a group with no adult supervision? Yeah, they're going to test the limits of their masculinity and see how much they can get away with. Men between the ages of 16-21 are into doing some daring shit. Get them motivated by surrounding them with their peers and suddenly they can't see straight. All the test is bursting out of their balls and blinding them. That'd how dudes end up geting /heemed/ in the streets.
Tell him to suck a bag of dicks
Kill everyone in the room including myself
slap date to assert dominance
Throw salt it his eyes and then hit him really hard to put him on his ass
Realistically I wouldn't go into israelite york
You have two options during an acute stress response to a threat, fight or flight. So before you even enter any sort of confrontation, you should have an out and have an escape planned.
The problem with forced confrontation where you're "stuck", is that most people constantly try to deescalate a situation until they are put into a spot where they are not at the advantage. This is how other people exert control over you and victimize you, you can't allow it to happen.
This was a particularly bad situation since Louie was sitting. He set himself up to be in a vulnerable position whilst initiating a confrontation.
The biggest advantage there is in any confrontation is the element of surprise, and striking first. If someone threatened to "beat me up" I'd start apologizing and pretending to back down and then immediately flip and exert excessive violence towards that person given a good opportunity.
Throwing a punch while sitting is a high risk move, so you need to utilize something around you in a diner, like a knife, fork or glass them with your mug. Ideally by having him lean his face towards you and balance himself by putting his hands on the table. This can be achieved by either speaking softly or leaning back to create a distance and then closing in once he draws nearer to intimidate. This gives you good access to the eyes.
In this situation, only one person in his group was instigating the confrontation, which is ideal. That means if he is injured severely and suddenly, the others are unlikely to suddenly jump into the conflict. They'll likely be in shock and attempting to do damage control and assess what happened as the power structure of the situation flipped abruptly.
>If someone threatened to "beat me up" I'd start apologizing and pretending to back down and then immediately flip and exert excessive violence towards that person given a good opportunity.
"Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac", and when he let you go you kicked him in the back?
Socker punch him in the face then start raping him to assert dominance
>How do you respond without looking weak in front of your date?
"never, but i did legally kill a Black person when i was 13"
not for one second would i ever consider fighting or standing up for a 'date'. that just a hole that you have to take to dinner and she's already got 7 other dudes on the line at the time.
if its my actual girlfriend then i just stand up and pull my jacket open. i have a concealed carry license. calmly state that i want no trouble but will defend myself if necessary. see where it goes.
then he grabs the gun, kills you, and takes your girlfriend home. During the trial she testifies that you were the aggressor
try again
U don't have a gf and never will, such incelposting is too transparent.
Probably look at him, sip my drink of water pretending to ignore him, then grab his hoodie and slam his face into the glass i just sat down at the edge of it
Shoot him, obvi. Louie had every right to feel like his life could be in danger. There were like four other guys in their group and they’d just jump him because they’re shit head kids, also he’s in a vulnerable position
>b-but he didn’t touch him
It would still be assault. Threatening someone’s life, or threatening to kick their ass in such a manner is illegal. Plus, he has a witness
>harassing me in public
Just throw a drink on him accidentally.
When he chimps out like a Black person, shoot him dead.
Works every time.
AY AY AY PERO QUE QUIEREN LAS PAELLERAS???????
>I’ve never gotten my ass kicked.
I'm not a fat old loser like Louis C.uc.K
so I'd beat the homosexual's face in until he started crying for mercy
>never but i can kick yours if you want
pretty simple to respond to.. wtf are you on about mate
Ask him the exact same thing
>how bout a magic trick?
>I'm gonna make this pencil disappear
with as straight of a face as possible
>why would you ask me something like that?
then stay silent as he flounders for a witty reason that doesn't make him look like a douche.
This is why you should always keep a weapon on you at all times
simple as
The trick is to answer a question with an even unrespondable question so I'll tell him:
>"So, you came back to die with your city?"
My friend (who is crazy as shit) had this happen to him and he literally kissed the guy on the lips and the guy was so confused he fricked off. I was there and saw it.
So kiss him on the lips.
Put your hand on your CCW and say "You sure you can knock me out in one punch?"
I'll place my hand on my Chasity Caged Weiner and say "this town ain't big enough fer the two of us"
>if you hit me ur gay
checkmate
when she looked at me I felt like id been punched in the face if that counts
>kek i cant wait to see the improvement on that line
It sucks so you won't get one.
mean.
id ask your sister for inspiration but prefer dirty little liars
breasts or gtfo
shut up lexus you can touc hem if you ask nicely ... on ur knees
I joke
frick ur so mean like wtf now i need to improvbe my opwn lines asif dat wasnt my inintal idea......................
say it agen and lets find out you passive aggressive b***h infact hopefully today because frick you and i actually like you
Tell him he looks like Tintin.
Stand up, look him dead in the eyes, call him a homosexual and tell him to meet me outside in one minute. Either I call his bluff and he pussies out, or we take it outside and I proceed to knock his fricking teeth through his skull in the alleyway. Win-win. Louis is a fricking cuck. Any man afraid to get into a brawl should cut his fricking dick off and start wearing dresses.
You got stuffed in lockers didn't you?
No but I stuffed my dick in your mom last night, homosexual
It was a facetious question, I know you were too fat to fit in lockers.
well i stand up, look him in the eyes, call him a homosexual and tell him to meet me in the bathroom. i get in the bathroom, strip completely naked.
if he walks in, i'll be standing there, fully erect.
It's Louie, he should have just whipped his wiener out and jerked off
The moronic mass reply-er can't read so I'll say what was already said.
I. Would. Sperg. Out.
latterly me
Call him racist, it's like kryptonite to white guys
>this morning, I'm sexual aroused by physical abuse and would probably cum if you hit me
It's a lose lose situation.
If you don't answer you look weak.
If you start getting upset you lose control so you look like an idiot.
If you actually get into a fight you can inadvertently get seriously injured and even die.
Even if you kick is ass he can sue you and you go to jail.
This is why intelligent people don't even go to places where you can stumble onto morons like that with nothing to lose.
fact
problem is some of us are hardwired for ultra instant moron
>this is why you should be like me, a complete pussy scared to go anywhere
>If you don't answer you look weak.
Bullshit, stupidest fricking thing in thread.
There is nothing that makes you look stronger than not acknowledging another person entirely.
You're the kind of homosexual who would get into a highschool fight with a Black just because he said something to you.
Just ignore them and realize how beneath you they are. Watch how mad it makes them to realize they have nothing on you.
Wait for them to make their move in escalate the scenario and take them out.
our anon did combat sport you are unaware of how difficult that is
>Even if you kick is ass he can sue you and you go to jail.
Not if he swings first.
Id say "I don't know man probably in my teens, and then I grew out of fighting random people after watching people I know get their heads kicked in for walking up to people they shouldn't and saying shit they cannot back up, let me ask you this, when is the last time you got your ass kicked?"
I'd imagine this doesn't work for Louis but for any other normal looking male it would be a perfect response.
This scene cause me to start carrying a knife. And sometimes a gun. I'm not even joking that's how badly it traumatized me. And for a while I imagined confrontations like this in public all the time. My girlfriend says I make her feel safe but honestly I'm a scrawny söy homosexual and if I had to defend her my only option would be surprising someone with sperg knifing. Which wouldn't even work.
>surprising someone with sperg knifing. Which wouldn't even work
that would work though
You just need to avoid situations like this happening. Street smarts and social cues will get you out of situations like this without resorting to violence.
See
and
and all the posts saying to ignore them.
Even better, don't even engage them at all, just ignore their loud antics. They were leaving the couple up until that point. Louie should have never told them to quiet down in the first place and the whole situation would have been avoided. Same if you hear someone calling out to you like 'hey man' you just ignore them. If they approach you asking for something you go 'I'm good thanks' and keep walking. Mind your own business and pay attention to your surroundings. Concealed carry is fine, but don't use that as your first defense. Only use it when you have literally no other options (and you better be able to use it properly). Also always listen to your gut, even if it sounds crazy, better safe than sorry. Those tips have helped me at least.
>Listen to your gut
What if you have PTSD and your gut tells you to attack anybody who talks to you? That would be crazy right..haha..
Then you probably shouldn't be going out in public if you attack anyone that talks to you.
psychos have to eat too
!"shit" ahahah craaazy
its pure insecurity but its equivilent of honour duels its better to beat it out than dwell on it situation escape is alitteral mastery at that point
i wonder how many people think i wish i could run away before a collision.....all of them
Don't let Louis CK unload his nuerosis on you. This kind of shit rarely happens. Just stay out of poor areas.
Dude, most people just want to get on with their day. Why would some punk kid frick his whole life up by assaulting you? This antisocial shit will ruin your life by making you second guess everyone around you.
are you confused?
Just remember the rule about knifing: quantity over quality. If the guy is whaling on you you want to make quick, rapid jabs into his belly. Don't worry about making deep ripping gouges. You poke that fricker up multiple times and he'll have a whole fricking world of hurt to worry about. And if the adrenaline is working in your favor he won't separate and assess the damage. And if you put distance between you and him no man who is bleeding out is going to risk further injury by actively sprinting after you. Knife is the way to go. Just follow the same mentality of use for a gun. If you bring it out then you're going to use it, not flash it as a means of dissuading an encounter.
Why is the factor of the bully teenager always the main point to this scenario? I wouldn’t have tough guy talked 6 rowdy shitheads in the first place. Louis had it coming for being a homosexual. Go get the staff or leave with your date or if you’re charismatic enough ask the teens without clearly trying to come off like you’re trying to order them around
call him a Black person
have some christian rock u homosexuals its devil sent
Punching people hurts your knuckles
The fact that the kid's knuckles are all red and fricked up looking means they would already be tender/weak as shit
Louie should have called his bluff and kinghit him
Or rang Joe list for advice, he is always dealing with kooks
"Never because I'm not a homosexual who goes around picking fights over nothing like you"
Just keep interrupting him and saying “frick off, kid” every time he tries to talk.
It’s hard not to get flustered.
>you wanna lick my ass?
i just follow christofuh's example
Christoffuh has street cred. That's israelite/nig/wop/Hispanic power. Michael Imperoli isn't intimidating to the average man so they had to give him some form of fricking leverage.
bazza on dex simple ass
str9 sky inhai,lors
Stare him down. if he touches me I'll just call the cops on him later and he can go to prison for a few years.
i'd turn 360 degrees and just walk away
>When was the last time you got shot repeatedly in the torso....just curious.
Some of us carry guns. Be careful out there.
>*incredulous smirk with furrowed brow*
>*confused glance at my date*
>*confused glance at his friends*
>"you want to lick my ass?"
I carry
I get my ass kicked all the time. I’m not a pussy who only gets into fights he knows he can win.
Tell him I lost a game of chess to Vladimir Nabokov once, there's no way he'll know who that is so he'll try to look it up on his phone, putting him on an FBI watch-list for pedophiles
>Scram, Black person
Get him to explicitly and audibly state that he wants to perform bodily harm on me, then threaten to notify the authorities, otherwise call him a pussy for not being upfront
I would beat his ass and then get arrested and my girlfriend would bail me out and I’d get the charges dropped to a misdemeanor because the DA doesn’t want violent crime listed as violent crime
That’s life on the big city!
Sorry dude no homo.
>sip drink
>speak with a mouthful of liquid
>"'Boutn't one minute from naoh"
>propel the drink up my nose and spray it at him
Good question.
Then say nothing. Just wait calmly. But keep him in view, breathe calmly. Save your energy nut be ready to go 100% apeshit on him.
Let him instigate physical attack if that is what is going to happen.
That's what the whole thing is.
Talking, implied threat, physical confrontation.
This is a test to see you break and go soft and whine like a dog for mercy.
Wait for to see if he says anything else.
He will get tired of hanging around like a turd.
Maybe he'll walk back to his table.
If he wants a fight let him start it. Whatever happens, whoever strikes first is the loser.
Make sure you can take at least one punch before you make a move.
It'll sound better if the police get called.
Inside a restaurant its possible that there is a camera filming some part of this. Make sure it works in your favor.
Let
Tell him I'm israeli and calling the police.
Just calmly stand up ready to fight, and start fighting. Literally nothing bad can happen, even if you die.
But I guess it depends on who the guy is. This actor Louis brought might be intimidating to him, an unathletic out of shape middle aged guy, he isn't to me, but there could be lots of guys that would make me pause and ask myself if I'm that guy.
I would rape him to assert my dominance, right there in the middle of the restaurant.
there's not really a winning move if this happens.
what you're supposed to do is prevent it from happening via looking like/being someone not to frick with.
>when I was about your age
Simple as that
Good one.
Would it be too cringe to go further?
>when I was about your age and fricked with someone I shouldn't have.
If you can deliver it with confidence then sure. I just know for me personally the longer the sentence the more likely it is I'll lose my nerve.
Very gran torino. Clint would be proud.
imagine this happening in the sushi restaurant scene. now that would be kino
Well I'm not American so I'd say piss off stupid c**t and he'd jog on.
>Threatened by a white high school student.
I’ve been out of high school for twenty years, and this situation has never once happened to me.
Louis CK is a hack.
because he copypasted from real event in high school library that was probably nothing
Offer to suck his wiener, then when he's perplexed, crush his nuts with my fist.
Would it work against the gayest generation?
I work a physical job and come home most night with sore arms. I carry myself well enough but if you grab and twist my forearms or force me into a physical contest then I know I'm either going into full de-escalation mode or I'm eating an L. I honestly fricking despise the notion of having to get physical with any fricker who is looking to get randy and I'm not about to drop $170 a month to learn how to wrestle and shit. I'd much rather just fricking shoot you if you're actively going to go out of your way to make yourself into a problem for me. Like, dude, get the frick away from me and keep that energy to yourself. If I'm not at 100% there's no way I'm even entertaining the idea of getting m ass kicked.
This post is a master class of subtle contradiction
Wait, what?
"I'm the one doing the ass kicking"
Or
Ask him if he's threatening me as I move my hand to my holster (I have a concealed carry license)
there isn't a single reply itt that wouldn't give her the ick
Tell him to throw something. He won't because he's all talk and if by some miracle he does throw something you have the green light to beat the shit out of him
just take out your phone and start recording so you have evidence