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Can we cut to the chase where morons start claiming the commercial is proof of god?
>no I’m not atheist
>even if I was it wouldn’t change anything
It’s batshit to respond to children being murdered by saying a random commercial at an odd time is divine intervention.
God abandoned us long ago. Now a cadre of demigod tricksters rule our fate
how can i gain the favor of this demigod cadre
Don’t shower, leave food out to rot, jerk off a lot, generally be a negative and hateful person. They’re just leeches but they’ll like you a lot
I'm doing that, but life is in ruins and only getting worse. Time to go back.
We (you and me) are an immortal sentient gas cloud-like being floating around in time. We are dreaming this.
How can I kill a member of this demigod cadre?
Big if true
Not for long
God said it would be really funny to put that baby picture up on screen to shake Chris up a little
I too watch supernatural, Anon
Its the universe, The dead babies manifested it. I'm crying right now
Ok then science guy, do the math and tell us what are the chances of that happening
Well the chances of it happening aren’t zero, I’ll tell you that.
>Well the chances of it happening aren’t zero, I’ll tell you that.
fifty fifty
God is not suppossed to manifest in any form, that would defeat the purpose of faith.
The man received an omen after committing family annihilation, that shits remarkable
"i'm guilty"
I catch them off guard and they don't believe me
>uhh... guilty of what, chris? wait... did... did you do something to your family?
He could have killed his neighbor there on the spot. If you want to doom me to a life in prison when I'm standing right there, fine, but you better come strapped.
>Wait until nightfall
>Sneak into neighbours house
>Kill them all
>Dump bodies down pipe too
>"No officer I don't know anything, hmm suspicious"
>Take road trip to Mexico with anal queen
He could of made it but he stopped trying
I always wonder about situations like this. If you’re totally fricked, why not got out in hellfire. (Not condoning, just morbidly curious)
Right in front of the cop? While Chris is unarmed? He'd get to reach out, start choking or maybe land two punches before he gets mag dumped. It beats life in prison, I guess, but Chris is clearly a moron.
>If you’re totally fricked
Because most people like Chris can't tell when they're totally fricked. By the time they realize they've missed the window of opportunity.
iirc in cases like these the perp tends to overestimate their ability to sell a lie. Whether it’s narcissism or something else they genuinely think they can convince the detectives to buy their story and ultimately get away it. Same reason they don’t just up an off themselves, because they hold themselves in too high a regard.
>OH man I sure do miss my neighbor I hope they turn up somewhere
You're assuming he wasn't so arrogant as to think he could still get away with it. Murderers are almost universally narcissistic (dark triad) and that means not only a massive ego but an unwillingness to experience pain or discomfort. They don't think like ordinary people do.
>assuming you can beat detective Fred Durst in single combat
Watch it, Chrissy.
Can someone remind me what the camera caught him doing?
Hauling a barrel of his children's corpses into his car which he then dumped in the desert. His dead wife was already in the car.
I thought he killed the kids at the dump site?
No idea i was basically making that up but I guess it was close enough.
anon you ass
He killed the younger boy there
Oh shit really? I thought they just caught him on a random lie that implied guilt
Nothing. None of that is seen in camera. You can barely see the truck at all. The video is never mentioned in the police report again. morons just fixated on it because of the creepy commercial.
It showed him carrying some heavy unknown items to his vehicle in the middle of the night, which he does a suspicious manner on the video, then drive off into the night, not to be seen until the next day when he suddeelbly drives home when his wife and kids are found to be missing. You never quite see what he's moving, though in the tape, but under the circumstances it became apparant that it's Chris moving all three dead bodies, so he can dump them. Chris then had to sit and watch the tape, and play dumb about what he was moving and why.
Imagine doing all of that to avoid telling your (insane) wife that you want a divorce
All he had to do was take off one night and work under the table. With how much Chris' parents were behind him after the murders came to light they'd back him up 100%.
>You don't understand, I was drunk... but not from alcohol...
Butt buzzed..?
>well you can tell by the way I use my truck..
are you a glowBlack person tryna profile anons?
>wow im really upset about my entire family going missing haha… ahem .. uh geez heh i hope they find the guy that did this, whoevers out there that has my entire family please return them haha thanks.
Aww shucks like if that lady and those kids are out there please come back I guess. I hope they're not dead anyway which team are you rooting for on Sunday?
>yeah I hope my wife and kids come back to me ahah
>really miss em yknow
>anyway go Steelers
Bit off an off topic question but has Family Guy done a parody of this yet? It feels old enough for them to make a dated reference to it.
>"I couldn't have killed my wife and two children officer, I am trans"
>"Oh sorry we didn't know that *charges dropped*"
>the skull right after
come on
>skull in oil afterwards.
Not quite proof of god but he was defo mainlining the secret truth of the universe at that moment
Do americans really get commercials on their security footage?
JOHN OTTO
The reason people don't talk to their neighbors anymore. The new IRS will use them against you.
this was hilarious
>moment chris leaves the room
>the neighbor "somethings off about him"
what a snitch
>Nate Trinastich looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Chris. Very very disrespectful
>fine I admit it. I was cheating on my diet and I’ve been acting funny to cover my tracks after I murdered them. You know, had to trash the cookies and candy because the shame was too much
>ohhh ok you’re free to go 🙂
>the charges , officer ..
>…
>That won’t be necessary, you’re free to go.
me on the left
me on the right 😉
Why didn't he just kill them on a hike and then tell everyone the squatch got them? Make some money from telling the horrifying story while you're at it.
ASS DRUNK, I'LL TAKE YOU ON
ASS DRUNK, I'LL TAKE ON ANYONE
>nice deepfake
worth
Crazy to imagine she's at the bottom of a volcano right now
Just say you shit your pants and you need to attend to it. Climb out the window in the bathroom and escape to Mexico. From there take a boat to a country that doesn't extradite. 2 EZ.
This
is not in Mexico. fitgirl bootyhole or freedom. Choose white man.
How would you escape to Mexico though? The only solid option I can think of is a vehicle purchased with cash and hidden, stolen license plate of a matching vehicle, and backpacking gear to get across the border.
I didn't do it
>I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK
>he decided to dispose of the bodies at the place HE worked
Such a piss poor job of covering his tracks he might as well have not even tried and just left the corpses where they fell.
i had a dream were i was watching this guy being tormented by 2 demons in hell and he couldnt move
uh it was him, officer yeah that guy my neighbor
*run away*
was it being ass drunk or the torture of having chicken nuggets thrown at him every day that caused to kill his family?
Don't wanna be rude but he had some weird lookin kids. I think subconsciously he decided it was better to just end that genetic line and start over with a new woman. It's just evolution.
I heard the children had problems not to mention the borderline wife falling for pyramid schemes
the oldest one was supposedly a boy originally
I don't know anything about this event. Why did he kill them?
The wife and kids demasculated him on a daily basis. His life was living hell.
he wanted to frick a chick in the ass. thats it. he had a mistress who was willing to do it and thats why everyones saying ass drunk.
Just frick a prostitute ffs
Dude is a dumbfrick who researched active volcanoes. No way he could have figured out how to do that without fricking up. In the docu it was clear that Shannan held his hand during the whole courtship process so Chris never had to think during that either.
assdruk posters ww@?
If the defense had gone for a jury trial and shown this Chris would've gone free
idk anon. who wants a weed smoking loser wife?
she put "Chris to retire" up there, seems like a caring thing to say. She's raising 2 kids, trying to lose weight, and trying to make money on the side as well. People are always calling women lazy prostitutes.
on the other hand maybe she was bullying him. hard to say.
To me, the collage screams hyperactive mania, which is a b***h to deal with
Absolutely well-intentioned, even sweet, but God somehow everything about her is repulsive and even infuriating. Strong suggestions of mental instability. I’ve seen women just like that and they’re all about appearances while making their husband’s life hell behind the scenes. Anecdotal, of course.
He shouldn’t have killed anyone, but I wouldn’t blame him for running.
Applauding their kids for throwing hot Dino nuggets at him. So weird. But also frick Chris.
women are less intelligent than children
Someone should've told her there's a way to do a list of goals without making it look like a cringe middle-schoolers art project
Normie cope is painful
>chuds on Cinemaphile defending the man who murdered his wife and kids
how predictable
In self-defense though. I thought this was America
>man who murdered
do you have a single fact to back this claim?
imagine not killing the c**t who throws chicken nuggets at you, are you some kind of pansy?
>How do you respond without sounding guilty?
I should not walk so that a child may live.
Have you ever been ass drunk, Cinemaphile?
Me: no.
Your honour….it’s not my fault. I was clearly ASSDRUNK
he honestly had no choice
She looks like the phenotype of woman who just ages perfectly well into her late 50s and still has the body and face of a fertility goddess, I know why Chris wanted to switch
>we have kala
>excuse me?
Is it really so hard to break up with someone that you have to kill them instead?
we only see videos of people who get caught
people who get caught are moronic
people are moronic enough to get caught arent smart enough to just get a divorce
They were in a massive amount of debt and in a divorce the wife is coming out on top far more often than not. He had lied to his gf (whose breasts I'd like to buttfrick) and said he was divorced I think, so he'd have to tell her the truth and that big of a lie is kind of a deal breaker for the relationship.
Murder was the ONLY sensible solution. I mean, look at her ass, your honor: he had no choice.
Why even be American? Why put yourself in hell to boost some old frick's stocks.
Billionaires didn't cause Watts' life crisis, his own bad choices did, starting with marrying Shanann. She was clearly a psycho.
When "breaking up" means divorcing in a matriarchal society to your wife you have three children then yes, it really is so hard to break up.
Two options:
Either I'd throw a fit over my neighbor essentially recording my property.
If that doesn't work, I'd probably kill the guy before the cop opens fire, I'm already getting the death penalty or life in prison, though it sounds like he only accepted his sentence to protect his thot
"wasnt me"
as usual with Cinemaphile, there comes an interesting topic to talk about (in this case recorded bodycam/interrogations of murderers) and despite there being a treasure trove of content out there, you homosexuals always just regurgitate same 1 or 2 things over and over for all eternity