How do you respond without sounding like a broke boy?

How do you respond without sounding like a broke boy?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have only once ever loaned a woman money and I never got it back

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have 800 dollars and am in my 30s, does that make me based?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That depends, do you ONLY have $800?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Plus some valuable coupons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I also have some collectible FunkoPops, used and some are stained, but the boxes are in good shape.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I have less than $2500 in my checkings I get anxiety.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I spent all my money trying to remove 9gags watermark from images

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I only have a $10 million bill and no one has change

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhhh the economy
    Obama
    the job market
    inflation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      inflation means you should have more dollars

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >inflation means you should have more dollars
        Only if your wages scale with inflation. If inflation happens but your wages stay the same the real world effect is that everything costs more so you end up with less money.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >27 with only
    >40k in my bank
    >40k in my 401k
    >20k in crypto
    It’s unironically over for me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      depends, are you american?
      then yes
      in europe you might be fine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The last time I was that poor I was 17. Anyone over 25 that hasn't got 10K buffer is a frickwit.
      Answering the question though,
      >It's currently all tied up in investments, illiquid, but what matters is the golden opportunity you're bound to miss unless
      I have no idea what the premise of this ep is.

      I just paid off my student debt because indexation is getting moronic, so it's 40K savings, 59K crypto, and I don't count superannuation because the government controls it, literally don't have a legal right to it until retirement.

      I only have 12k in savings in my 30s. No house. No car. No friends and no job. It's over for me.

      >No friends
      What's the hurdle there?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well you see miss, geopolitical events combined with misconduct from our world financial institutions has severely harmed the level of prosperity in our society. Financial inequality is skyrocketing making it extremely difficult for the average man in his 30s to acquire any appreciable wealth, home ownership is a pipe dream which incidentally is the only realistic way to increase my net worth if I don’t already have some kind of inherited capital to invest. My utility bills have increased because of aforementioned conditions which is directly depriving me of disposable income or significant savings.

    So that’s why miss, might I enquire whether you have that money available at your clearly advanced age? Do you have a partner who supports you unlike myself or what kind of job do you do? Is a line of work that actually contributes a tangible benefit to society?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only person who called Dee "miss" was the judge

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I only have 12k in savings in my 30s. No house. No car. No friends and no job. It's over for me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same except only 6k. Just 30 more years of wage slaving and we are going to make it

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, Ukraine needed money some i gave it some but then Israel needed the rest so yea, i'm broke

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i spent all my money on seed and feed

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have $500k in crypto

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How's even possible to be broke in a 1st world country?
    >inb4 goods and services are expensive
    No they aren't, compared to my turd world country things are maybe 2 times more expensive, but you earn in a month what I get in a full year of work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rent

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This just buy S&P500 with 20-30% of your paycheck per day
      It's easy as that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Make it 50%.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Taxes , everything is inflated , it might look like people earn more and they do , but it evens out because everything is fricking expensive and the israelite put the israelitetax in germany for example on all the things , basically impossible to own a house unless you come from a rich household or become a career criminal.
      you turdworlders dont know how good you actually have it , id swap with someone in thailand in an instant for no particular reason.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only 44 percent of Americans can afford an emergency 1000 dollar expense

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was filmed in ancient times when it was common to have a stable job

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    29 y.o here
    >$15k in savings
    >$60k in 401k
    >probably 20k in anything that I can flip in no time (gold bars, crypto, my own car, etc)

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The economy is in shambles

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up bird

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can't just say it. It's about the implication.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i only have 1k allowance per month am severely shizophrenic and cant uphold a relationship nor care about a person deeply once they piss me off or do something i find highly heretical.
    been broke all my life , dont care , not really my problem i long for a better world and refuse to support this corrupt mess , hence why i play on hardcore hermit mode.
    (yes i had plenty pussy and can still get it , that is not an issue surprisingly if you got game)

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I only have three lamborginies in my lamborgini acount, should I kms

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're mistaken ma'am, I don't have $800 in my pocket for you. I understand that you might find that disturbing, what with your female privilege, which you must now check or be called a Karen.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bird!

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