achillies was essentially smurfing with his demi-god status and he had the gall to run around and brag about how great of a warrior he was. dude was a fricking loser.
>You will die without progeny, you genetic dead end homosexual.
he was a pussy ass tantrum-throwing b***h whose only positive quality (if you want to call it that) was being extremely talented at chimping out and killing dudes. we saw his true colors when he sat the bench for ages and only decided to cooperate because he was booty-blasted that his butt-buddy Patroclus got killed.
greek dark age values were dumb. Achilles is not a man to admire.
>Why should he keep fighting?
For glory? For his non-Myrmidon comrades? Because he doesn't have a fricking vegana and shouldn't sit around pouting like he's suffering from PMS. If he really had any conviction and wasn't just a giant temperamental baby, he would have outright left.
But he waited for his chance to shine like a homosexual just so he could say "See Aggie, you shouldn't have taken my TOYS!"
>>high functioning >puts all his points in 2 stats >ragequits the moment someone doesn't pander to his 'tism
>how do you respond without sounding mad >it's up >kinos for this feel/aesthetic >cast them >now that the dust has settled >oh no ___-bros! >anime can't be kin- >what's next for [X]?
(thinly veiled coomer pic dump thread) >get woke go brok-ACK >Chris Watts/Stayvun >/druk/
achillies was essentially smurfing with his demi-god status and he had the gall to run around and brag about how great of a warrior he was. dude was a fricking loser.
he was a pussy ass tantrum-throwing b***h whose only positive quality (if you want to call it that) was being extremely talented at chimping out and killing dudes. we saw his true colors when he sat the bench for ages and only decided to cooperate because he was booty-blasted that his butt-buddy Patroclus got killed.
greek dark age values were dumb. Achilles is not a man to admire.
Why should he keep fighting? They went for booty and agamemenon took his and disrespected him. They were free to leave if they wanted, not subservient to him in that way. He proved without him they couldn't do shoit.
>Why should he keep fighting?
For glory? For his non-Myrmidon comrades? Because he doesn't have a fricking vegana and shouldn't sit around pouting like he's suffering from PMS. If he really had any conviction and wasn't just a giant temperamental baby, he would have outright left.
But he waited for his chance to shine like a homosexual just so he could say "See Aggie, you shouldn't have taken my TOYS!"
Achilles is top b***h boy. Because, at the end of the day, he still died fighting at the king's bidding. If he were so based, he would have stayed in Greece, fought regardless, went home when they disagreed, OR not perished like a moron. Instead, he failed at all 4 points and blamed "fate".
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You mean kings begging not bidding? He was a king as well who joined voluntarily. Why should he have went home? He got to watch agamemnon suffer for his actions.
Achilles had a son, Neoptolemus, he literally beat Priam to death with his baby grandson's corpse. He had loads of kids and whole tribes of descendants. Alexander the Great claimed descent from Achilles.
>inceleus after great effort finally manages to score for once in his life completeing his purpose in fathering a son >his son however is not prove so lucky and the inceleus bloodline dies with him to be immediately forgotten, his shitty chin genes having thankfully made no contribution to the human genepool >meanwhile achilles, chad that he is, dies a glorious death that is sung about and remembered for millenia to come and many of the worlds greatest men learn and idolize your legendary feats
>that big black wiener you're about to suck, it's the biggest black wiener I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to suck it >THAT'S WHY I WOULDN'T MIND SUCKING ON ONE OF THOSE
>Yeah, but he rapes people he defeats on the site. He will eat your ass and then shove his gigantic dick inside your butthole. Serious, it's enormous. He doesn't stop until the guy asks to be killed. He's really fast too, it's uncanny >go away from Achilles mumbling to myself "fricking homosexual just wants to get fricked in his arse by a big dude" >laugh a tiny bit and facepalm in his direction when I get far enough
This is how you win
>be Cinemaphile in 2024 >can say all this shit >can't say the n-word
I'de probably call him an olive n-word and just leave it at that. Low-effort, extremely potent, with a proven track record of booty-blasting janitorial powers since before the lifting of the veil of pre-history.
this is ancient greece.
achilles would probably just rape YOU if you said this to him, especially if you looked like some little girly boy like in the OP pic
I would just run away while throwing rocks at his feet. Then later I would find his camp and slash a rusty sword in his feet. These guys always think they are untouchable.
I still remember an anon here using that line on another anon and he was totally BTFO
I ‘member too
Bet that other anon kysed himself
I'm still here. It's just words on a screen
That’s why no one will remember your name
Says the Black person literally called "Anonymous"
That’s the name my parents gave me. No shame in it
i would just blankly say my name
mouth agape and matter of factly
"My name is blake"
from an era where it was fine for the protagonists to be cool, instead of oppressed victims
smile, nod approvingly, and whisper "kino"
Yell that he tried to touch me on my no no spots.
>heh, go die for Mycenae, cuck
sorry. I really fricking hate Achilles.
>how do you respond without sounding mad
>it's up
>kinos for this feel/aesthetic
>cast them
>now that the dust has settled
>oh no ___-bros!
>anime can't be kin-
>what's next for [X]?
(thinly veiled coomer pic dump thread)
>get woke go brok-ACK
>Chris Watts/Stayvun
>/druk/
>Chris Watts/Stayvun
Okay but these are actually funny
I wouldn't say anything. I'd listen to what the Moirai had to say and that's what nobody else did.
achillies was essentially smurfing with his demi-god status and he had the gall to run around and brag about how great of a warrior he was. dude was a fricking loser.
yeah
he was a pussy ass tantrum-throwing b***h whose only positive quality (if you want to call it that) was being extremely talented at chimping out and killing dudes. we saw his true colors when he sat the bench for ages and only decided to cooperate because he was booty-blasted that his butt-buddy Patroclus got killed.
greek dark age values were dumb. Achilles is not a man to admire.
Why should he keep fighting? They went for booty and agamemenon took his and disrespected him. They were free to leave if they wanted, not subservient to him in that way. He proved without him they couldn't do shoit.
>Why should he keep fighting?
For glory? For his non-Myrmidon comrades? Because he doesn't have a fricking vegana and shouldn't sit around pouting like he's suffering from PMS. If he really had any conviction and wasn't just a giant temperamental baby, he would have outright left.
But he waited for his chance to shine like a homosexual just so he could say "See Aggie, you shouldn't have taken my TOYS!"
That's why he is king, he isn't a b***h boy who fights for people that disrespect him. He humbled him and had him come begging for his help.
Achilles is top b***h boy. Because, at the end of the day, he still died fighting at the king's bidding. If he were so based, he would have stayed in Greece, fought regardless, went home when they disagreed, OR not perished like a moron. Instead, he failed at all 4 points and blamed "fate".
You mean kings begging not bidding? He was a king as well who joined voluntarily. Why should he have went home? He got to watch agamemnon suffer for his actions.
"There are worse things than not being remembered. For instance, being remembered for fricking up because of your dainty heel LOL"
I wouldn't say a thing. I'd listen, which is what no one else did.
This will never not be the most based possible reply.
Boagrius was from Thessaly, and therefore was a Thessalian and not a Thessalonian
just putting that out there
Damn why didn't Achilles say that instead
Because then he'd sound like a nerd
>You will die without progeny, you genetic dead end homosexual.
Pretty sure he'd just kill the kid and say now you die without progeny. Also Achilles had a son
Achilles had a son, Neoptolemus, he literally beat Priam to death with his baby grandson's corpse. He had loads of kids and whole tribes of descendants. Alexander the Great claimed descent from Achilles.
>inceleus after great effort finally manages to score for once in his life completeing his purpose in fathering a son
>his son however is not prove so lucky and the inceleus bloodline dies with him to be immediately forgotten, his shitty chin genes having thankfully made no contribution to the human genepool
>meanwhile achilles, chad that he is, dies a glorious death that is sung about and remembered for millenia to come and many of the worlds greatest men learn and idolize your legendary feats
>that big black wiener you're about to suck, it's the biggest black wiener I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to suck it
>THAT'S WHY I WOULDN'T MIND SUCKING ON ONE OF THOSE
My name is king Black person wamma jamma
imbecilic forced meme
>why the frick do I want to be remembered? how the frick would being remember benefit me at all? I'll be dead, you autistic shit
Achille's shade pls go
Stab him in the ankle and laugh as he dies horribly
>HECTOR!!
>HECTOR!!
>HECTOOOOORR!!!
Achilles was a high functioning autismo.
>>high functioning
>puts all his points in 2 stats
>ragequits the moment someone doesn't pander to his 'tism
I would challenge him to a duel and demand satisfaction!
i trained you for how to use a spear, dumbass. you're not ready.
Better to unknown to history that remembered as the homosexual with the weak heels
>Yeah, but he rapes people he defeats on the site. He will eat your ass and then shove his gigantic dick inside your butthole. Serious, it's enormous. He doesn't stop until the guy asks to be killed. He's really fast too, it's uncanny
>go away from Achilles mumbling to myself "fricking homosexual just wants to get fricked in his arse by a big dude"
>laugh a tiny bit and facepalm in his direction when I get far enough
This is how you win
>be Cinemaphile in 2024
>can say all this shit
>can't say the n-word
I'de probably call him an olive n-word and just leave it at that. Low-effort, extremely potent, with a proven track record of booty-blasting janitorial powers since before the lifting of the veil of pre-history.
this is ancient greece.
achilles would probably just rape YOU if you said this to him, especially if you looked like some little girly boy like in the OP pic
I would just run away while throwing rocks at his feet. Then later I would find his camp and slash a rusty sword in his feet. These guys always think they are untouchable.
Black person!!!!
>your funeral, dude
There.
Cinemaphile here, Ive got the perfect comeback, here-goes..
βάλλ' εἰς κόρακας
>βάλλ' εἰς κόρακας
>What’s your name again mister?