>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >ahem >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >looks at my sergeant >can he sue me for not doing my job? no? oh ok then >forget i ever got that letter
>give clues >all your clues suck >feel smug and justified in what you did because they could have stopped you if they understood your sucky clues
I stopped serial killing when I understood this. All the fun is imaginary. In the end you're just killing people, and the human body isn't particularly hard to kill.
>the main character in this movie is called Harry Hole >"Ah, the great Harry Hole." >absolutely nobody involved in the production at any point thought this was a bad idea
Police don't save anyone. They just shoot people and plant drugs and weapons on their bodies afterward. ACAB.
butthurt Black person moment
"I'm about to turn the heat up on you Snowman"
>here’s a little something to… break the ice…
Someone get that hothead back in here!
case closed
>hey, snowman… you’re fired
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ahem
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>looks at my sergeant
>can he sue me for not doing my job? no? oh ok then
>forget i ever got that letter
>uh...."Mister" Police is my father
>You can just call me Man
Why did this crack me up.
That's what she does when I show her my penis claiming I can make her happy! Lol!!!!
>actually I couldn't because half the clues were in deleted scenes
The joke's on you, I'm a sociopath too
I wouldn't respond. I would listen to the Snowman, and that's what no one did.
When A Snxwpersxnx open they mouth, I sit my white as down and I listen.
His ass is white too dumbass
Thank you for your service.
Just wait him out, Snowmen melt in the spring
>give clues
>all your clues suck
>feel smug and justified in what you did because they could have stopped you if they understood your sucky clues
I stopped serial killing when I understood this. All the fun is imaginary. In the end you're just killing people, and the human body isn't particularly hard to kill.
I would scream "frick trump" at the top of my lungs
>the main character in this movie is called Harry Hole
>"Ah, the great Harry Hole."
>absolutely nobody involved in the production at any point thought this was a bad idea
Well it was Shmelli Hole in the book so obviously they had to change it
>I've got Harry Hole up my ass!
lol
cute snowman
This would unironically be more compelling
I remember watching this film and thinking “wow, what a piece of shit”
>Mister Police
>implying women can't be cops
Post this shit on twitter, they'll find the killer in 2 days and lynch them on the spot for you.
>okay snowman you win this round, but riddle me this…
>*starts pissing on the snowman*
Meet my partner, Harry hole, inspector
I break down sobbing, head in hand, tears streaming down my cheeks. It feels so damn good to have someone believe in me for once.
A-bloo a-bloo bloo.
I continue throwing the clues in the trash and laughing as the victims multiply
Between you giving me the clues and me figuring out time passed
It was my fault, now she is dead, am not mad just sad, acceptance is tough
I need more clues
I would draw a perfect circle freehand, and then another smaller one on top of it and give it a smiley face and some eyes.
you cannot draw a perfect circle, it is an impossibility.
>you should get some rest the snowman
>you look tired
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
>this kills the snowman
>WHOOOOOOPS!
>Be careful now, mister snowman, you're truly on thin ice now
>only wins because the villain decides to be moronic
>spits on himself as a victory emote
Is Harry Hole cinema's most subversive leading man?
>harry hole
>harry "hole in the ice" hole
truly great writing, excellent use of foreshadowing
Is she moronic?
No, she's just committed to dying in a stoic way like the burning Buddhists so she's not moving a single muscle as she drowns.
Heh I'm not even mad. One might say I'm frosty.
"I won't let this become a cold case"
>"Looks like we're gonna need the new guy for this one. Wilma send up Ted Hewett Snowman please."
I would simply derail the investigation by bringing up transgender people.
Op used her pronouns properly why couldn't you detective?
>actually Mr. Soiman, I have it on good authority that all your victims were VAXXED so they were already dead
>What's your VAX status?
I feel like I've seen this exact thread and all these posts before, but I can't remember what's gonna happen next
Tell me I'm not losing it, fellas