His dad who beat the shit out of him didn't seem to care
If he's used to abuse, pussies like him won't do shit if you stand your ground Also, (You) are two halves of a whole b***h if the first thing you think about is "waah police save me!" I'd lie and get both of us arrested, and you'd be a prison b***h for sure.
Same. I've never been hit in the face by a grown man. It seems like one of those things you need to experience to know of it's worth the risk.
Like if you step on a Black's shoe and he squares up. Should you risk a smack in the face or just bow out? Can't know unless you know how bad it is.
honestly dont fight unless its life or death. Its so easy to permanently damage or kill someone in a street fight, even if you dont have training. If you want to train and spar with proper gear, you can get a pretty good idea of what a punch in the face feels like. Also, when in a real scrap, adrenaline takes care of most of the pain. You dont really feel anything until like 20 minutes after.
When i was plowing your prostitute mother and her legs wrapped so tight around me that her heel dug into my ass now frick off or i will put a gold dot in your face to make it closed casket, homosexual
>Never. Because I've never been in a fight. Because I'm not a neanderthal who resorts to violence over trivial bullshit and personal insecurity. The pen is mightier than the sword. Raise a hand against me and you'll soon find out that you've fricked with a very well connected individual. You know that scene from The Godfather with the horse's head? That's a drop in the ocean compared to what will be in store for you if you don't clear off in the next 15 seconds.
. Because I've never been in a fight. Because I
And then you get clocked in the lip, fall to the floor, your last sensations before slipping into unconciousness being the sound of your girlfriend screaming while the punk and his friends laugh at you.
>and he stood there quietly while I finished my speech, not interrupting >after it was over he bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat, and he laid that golden fiddle at the ground at incel's feet
I’m not a gay sissy like Louis CK if someone came up to me and did this bit I would immediately fly off the handle and try to kill this guy. I’ve never started a fight in my life but the ~~*~~*(police*~~*~~)) aka gay as sissy welfare fairies have dragged me away from a few and arrested me even though I was completely in the right. Hope those cops are getting killed by Black folk in an alley somewhere as we speak. That said this Louis CucK situation isn’t really one I can identify with. Even if the Rock came up and started doing this and I would probably get my ass kicked I would reflexively go apeshit and smash a coffee cup across his face.
In my first ever fight, some stupid kid was pissing me off and harassing me for some reason I forget about. He tried to throw hands and I gave him a black eye. Teachers acted like I was the aggressor and I got a reputation as a violent thug, which made the entire staff and school ostracize me until I graduated. I think living alone in the woods for my entire childhood would've caused less psychological damage.
>get bullied >tell teacher >they talk to the bully's mother >the bully backs off but tells everyone and now everyone thinks I'm a pussy >get bullied more by other people >never tell the teacher again >get bullied for the rest of school
>get bullied >tell teacher >they talk to the bully's mother >the bully backs off but tells everyone and now everyone thinks I'm a pussy >get bullied more by other people >never tell the teacher again >get bullied for the rest of school
I got in big trouble for defending myself against an older student outside of school. His parents were rich, of course. I remember teachers that I didn't even know giving me dirty looks. The headmaster called me a pussy when I decided to change schools.
The headmaster at the new school was an alcoholic that died in his sleep, but he was a lot more amiable. There were no bullies in that school because he didn't care if we fought each-other. Funny how that works.
>Constantly picked on by one kid in middle school >Have an assembly one Friday >Kid sits behind me >He starts kicking me in the back >See the principal walking by >Yell at him "Kid won't stop kicking me" >He fricking shrugs at me >OK then >Get up and try to slap kid in the face >He kind of dodges, kind of doesn't, keeps taunting me but that stops the kicking >I'm not done yet >Assembly finishes, wait for him in the front of the school >Target acquired >Grab a handful of his ratty skater hair and pull it as hard as I can while kicking/kneeing him in the stomach >His friends eventually push me off of him but I leave without further incident >Called to the office immediately on Monday >Tell the principal I told him what was happening and that he shrugged at me >He gets visibly angry and goes "That doesn't matter now" >OK then >Don't break my dead-eyed autist stare with him until he's done telling me I'm suspended for a week
Frick that stupid old homosexual, but the brightside is kid never bothered me again and shaved his head through the rest of middle and high school. He bagged my groceries one time when I was visiting home. Felt good but that was years ago now.
This always happens. Teachers and other kids which watch a bully just be a piece of shit and physically abuse and antagonize people and not give a shit. The moment anyone ever defends themselves suddenly everybody freaks out and acts like the victim is causing the problem.
That kid is fricking lucky a teacher pulled me off before i managed to rip his face off his skull like a monkey.
whats annoying is that the only way ive ever seen bullying stop is when the victim fights back, but teachers cant really promote violence so youre told to just suck it up basically.
>tfw outsourcing your child's entire education to the government ends with him getting his ass kicked and cuck teachers telling him to try using kelsos choices to fix his problems
Public education was a mistake. Repeal the 19th.
That sucks, my situation was the complete opposite. Got into a fight the other guy instigated and we both came out pretty evenly beat, but because he started crying and whining and I didn't I was the one sent to the office and got in-school suspension.
But because of all the time I was made to spend hanging around in the office, the principal, vice principal, and lady's working there fell in love with me because I wasn't a brat kid or anything I just didn't take shit from others.
IIRC it was a group of kids and Louis was actually the aggressor in the situation telling them to be quiet. If my date had a problem with the kids I’d be like leave the kids alone and let them horse around, you harpy.
If it was a bunch of black kids I’d leave them alone, because they would kill me, but white kids ought to be behaving better, they deserve to be admonished
If it was Black folk I’d automatically call the cops because I don’t care if Black folk get into some crazy standoff with police and they kill each other. No I wouldn’t call cops on white kids.
He didn’t need to be a homosexual & make a show of calling them out for a scolding like some hall monitor. It wasn’t what he did that caused that confrontation, it was the way he went about it, he probably would’ve been way better just walking over & just shooting the shit asking them to be a little quieter
non chalantly say you're sure he's a tough kid and go back to talking with your girl. tell him you're willing to beat his ass in the parking lot if he keeps pushing but you prefer to finish your date.
you have to stand your ground without bullying a kid or losing your cool.
No the whole point was Louis was scared the kid would indeed kick his ass. The right thing to do would be to stand up and just say take a hike you little homosexual and if the jump you just fight back. That’s it. Louis didn’t because he was sure he’d get destroyed.
>white guys
They wouldn’t.
I mean, irl they would have just said “my bad bro” and continued being loud and obnoxious until he left. But even in his writer’s fantasy world of white antagonists they never jump you all at once. They wouldn’t have to anyway,
Imagine if you had a sword and a bunch of Black folk attacked? I would go absolutely ham like a video game without remorse like I was playing left 4 dead.
They wouldn't have to but they might still since they're evil homosexuals doing this in the first place. You pick weird homosexuals to dicksuck for muh race optics.
Ok? If anyone wants to come start a fight with me I’m not gonna go through the motions with them. What are you talking about?
5 months ago
Anonymous
if you did that not only do you look like a insecure b***h, you escalated banter to a death threat. if it was me and 2 of my friends we would stomp you until you couldn't move you fricking neckbeard.
You know what's worse than getting the shit kicked out of you by some bloke?
Talking a load of madness before you get the shit kicked out of you. Literally everyone watching will be rooting for the guy who knocks you out. You will be a mockery.
if you did that not only do you look like a insecure b***h, you escalated banter to a death threat. if it was me and 2 of my friends we would stomp you until you couldn't move you fricking neckbeard.
Fine go start a fight with me in public and don’t expect the person to fly off the handle and instead have a funny sitcom scene like the OP.
Literally if someone did the shit in the OP I’d probably just start swinging. One initial threat and if they didn’t immediately leave I’d attack. You’re all gay pretending you’re playing Mass Effect and are gonna select the right speech bubbles and diffuse the situation, my wiener.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>see these knuckles, I punched a guy
isn't starting a fight, you threatening death is. dumbasses like you get stabbed to death irl.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>see these knuckles, I punched a guy
isn't starting a fight,
yeah it is. it's an obvious threat of violence.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>it's an obvious threat of violence
It isn't, it's teen bravado, and you've clearly never experienced it lol.
5 months ago
Anonymous
yeah okay buddy we'll see how that holds up in court
5 months ago
Anonymous
>It isn't, it's teen bravado
This isn't true but even if it were, "teens" who think it's acceptable to threaten violence against adults need to be put in their place for the good of society. Doesn't the kid in the scene talk about how he beat some guy's face in, dude's teeth were all over the floor, etc.? It's a clear and obvious threat of violence and this scene makes people so uncomfortable because of how quickly the tone shifts from >oh those noisy kids
to >this teenager who's at least as big as me is very seriously threatening to punch me in the face until my teeth are literally knocked out
Personally I'm with
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Fine go start a fight with me in public and don’t expect the person to fly off the handle and instead have a funny sitcom scene like the OP.
Literally if someone did the shit in the OP I’d probably just start swinging. One initial threat and if they didn’t immediately leave I’d attack. You’re all gay pretending you’re playing Mass Effect and are gonna select the right speech bubbles and diffuse the situation, my wiener.
No you don’t? I don’t care if it’s a woman or Warwick Davis. I’d be like get lost or I’ll fricking kill you.
Life's not a tv show, and I'm not playing games with someone threatening me. If I were in that situation I would tell the kid, and mean every word, "I'm carrying a gun and if you touch me I'll shoot you dead." I'm not wasting my time or risking my safety to placate children who haven't considered the real world implications of assaulting people who aren't fellow children.
But realistically, I wouldn't have created the situation in the first place by acknowledging them. I'd ignore them, ask the restaurant to deal with it, or leave.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No. Coming over and distrupting someone’s meal with insults and threats is starting a fight, as soon as the guy came over to my seat and opened his mouth I am in the right for whatever I do to him next. >thats against the law!
Yeah I don’t care about the soi-ass law. The law literally protects and enables trannies and all kinds of other pedophiles. Someone interrupts my dinner like this my opening move is stabbing him with whatever I have in front of me.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Coming over and distrupting someone’s meal with insults
Its a dick move, not starting a fight.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Instigating with someone is starting a fight. Coming over and interrupting your date? It’s on.
>Please do in front of these witnesses and these cameras and then I'm going to sue you and your daddy and take every penny he's earned in the last twenty years. homosexual.
>well well well >what's on your mind little girl? >aw, you know what you are? you're one of those little 'fancy lads', aren't ya? >ha, boy you're cute. gosh, what a sweet little outfit. is it your little 'spring outfit'? >you couldn't be cuter, you're so adorable, oh my. >you know, you remind me of my niece sally, lovely girl. she's a dietician. >hey, would ya like to buy a monkey?
>get up >walk out >if he gets in my way, push through >keep walking >ignore, keep walking through shoves and strikes >keep going until he gives up
Worked all the way through high school
>date is with me the whole time >wow anon, well done for not rising to the bait. they could've had a gun for all we know. you seem like you'd make a good father - very cool under pressure 😉
people who date deserve to be humiliated and beaten up. imagine taking some stupid b***h out to pay for her dinner while she bangs 7 other dudes all doing the same thing, the end results with her being a 'breakup' from your imaginary relationship. not in a thousand fricking years for me, champ.
>hitting him after he's down
and that's where you went wrong
that's Black person behavior
you let him get up and give him a chance to walk away unless he's the type to escalate then you just pin him until he's ready to chill out
>yesterday at the gym, but to be fair the guy was bigger than both of us >what about you?
This would require you to actually practice a martial art that involves sparring.
Also morons like this usually see it in your eyes/bodylanguage if you will actually fight or not and most of the time back off if you don't engage but are ready to.
I smile, as I finally have the chance to blood my new katana.
I practice my killing blow a thousand times every morning.
I can spin.
No one could survive my mega attacks.
The only danger is that I may never stop killing.
I wouldn't be in that sit in the first place. Some homosexual 55-year+old who never works out needs to keep his head down if he doesn't want trouble. Idiots think real life is a sitcom and nobody can touch them.
He shouldn't have assumed he had authority over them in the first place. It was a gamble because if they shut up and did nothing he would be way more attractive to the woman, but he rolled snake eyes and got utterly humiliated instead.
>Stand up, ready to defend my face when he immediately attempts to sucker punch me. >Whether a couple of blows with my Louie CK overweight bulk so it can be very clear that I'm defending myself before I start beating on him like a chimp.
Louie is actually guaranteed to win because he's just bigger than that kid, full stop. In real life it doesn't matter how cool you are or how experience of a fighter you are, if the other person is taller than you and outweighs you by like 80 pounds they're gonna win.
Any dissent on that fact just means you're a larping insecure gay.
Louis made the mistake of escalating a situation when he was:
>physically inferior >outnumbered >against someone with less to lose
so in that situation it is easy to see why the group of kids would not back down, and instead challenge him physically. Louis did what amounted to a bluff in poker, and he just got called on it.
The winning move is to not be a fat frick and spend years lifting to lower your odds of being sized up like that. Since that was out of question, then the next best thing would be to either leave, or if you are afraid that is too beta then you can still confront the kids in a friendly yet still alpha way. Get on their good side, shoot the shit about football (they are wearing letterman jackets), tell the leader he's a big dude and if he starts varsity at linebacker or something and then point to his friend and ask if he's the kicker. You know, chummy ball breaking type stuff that real men do
Instead, what you just saw is the equivalent of a Redditor going into the wild
>start writing moronic joke answer to this thread >get lost thinking about how louis is actually a pretty big fat guy >thoughts naturally lead to louis falling over on this kid, pinning him underneath his fat bulk >imagine louis running on pure instinct at that point, holding the kid's neck and slamming the back of his head against the marble floor as fast and as hard as he possibly can
based louis
Mag .45 under the table, dick shot.
Hot coffee to the face.
Assault charge against who is possibly a minor. Bad to have on your record.
But how does he respond without sounding mad?
His dad who beat the shit out of him didn't seem to care
If he's used to abuse, pussies like him won't do shit if you stand your ground
Also, (You) are two halves of a whole b***h if the first thing you think about is "waah police save me!" I'd lie and get both of us arrested, and you'd be a prison b***h for sure.
>At my grandma's funeral.
By a midget? Never.
this. good thing Louis was sitting down for the scene because i'm pretty sure he would tower over the guy
i get that Louie is supposed to be a huge pussy though
I'd honestly just let him punch me a few times. I feel like I need a good ass kicking
Same. I've never been hit in the face by a grown man. It seems like one of those things you need to experience to know of it's worth the risk.
Like if you step on a Black's shoe and he squares up. Should you risk a smack in the face or just bow out? Can't know unless you know how bad it is.
honestly dont fight unless its life or death. Its so easy to permanently damage or kill someone in a street fight, even if you dont have training. If you want to train and spar with proper gear, you can get a pretty good idea of what a punch in the face feels like. Also, when in a real scrap, adrenaline takes care of most of the pain. You dont really feel anything until like 20 minutes after.
elementary school
Start jerking off
this was a can't win situation for louie and it was a very uncomfortable situation
A situation he created by trying to police the world as a nobody. There's a reason why most karens are white
When i was plowing your prostitute mother and her legs wrapped so tight around me that her heel dug into my ass now frick off or i will put a gold dot in your face to make it closed casket, homosexual
No
U
>Never. Because I've never been in a fight. Because I'm not a neanderthal who resorts to violence over trivial bullshit and personal insecurity. The pen is mightier than the sword. Raise a hand against me and you'll soon find out that you've fricked with a very well connected individual. You know that scene from The Godfather with the horse's head? That's a drop in the ocean compared to what will be in store for you if you don't clear off in the next 15 seconds.
Only thing you're connected to is another mans wiener via your cheating prostitute wife, cuck.
Are you talking to Louie or anon lol either way you're coming off as kind of mental
. Because I've never been in a fight. Because I
And then you get clocked in the lip, fall to the floor, your last sensations before slipping into unconciousness being the sound of your girlfriend screaming while the punk and his friends laugh at you.
>and he stood there quietly while I finished my speech, not interrupting
>after it was over he bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat, and he laid that golden fiddle at the ground at incel's feet
>YIPES! S-SORRY SIR!
>*runs away leaving behind a human shaped cloud*
>Never. Because I've never been in a fight. Because I'm not a neanderthal who resorts to violence over trivial bullshit and personal insecu–
>Achyually im too intelligent to be in a fi- ACK!
>you wanna lick my ass?
Then look to his friends like "can you believe this guy?"
>'How do you respond without sounding mad' is the lowest form of conversation
Hello, Lisa! Help me bite crime!
I’m not a gay sissy like Louis CK if someone came up to me and did this bit I would immediately fly off the handle and try to kill this guy. I’ve never started a fight in my life but the ~~*~~*(police*~~*~~)) aka gay as sissy welfare fairies have dragged me away from a few and arrested me even though I was completely in the right. Hope those cops are getting killed by Black folk in an alley somewhere as we speak. That said this Louis CucK situation isn’t really one I can identify with. Even if the Rock came up and started doing this and I would probably get my ass kicked I would reflexively go apeshit and smash a coffee cup across his face.
In my first ever fight, some stupid kid was pissing me off and harassing me for some reason I forget about. He tried to throw hands and I gave him a black eye. Teachers acted like I was the aggressor and I got a reputation as a violent thug, which made the entire staff and school ostracize me until I graduated. I think living alone in the woods for my entire childhood would've caused less psychological damage.
I probably got detention five times for fighting back, despite the fact that I had bruises to show the teacher.
This. The kids antagonizing me never got in trouble but I always did for hitting.
>get bullied
>tell teacher
>they talk to the bully's mother
>the bully backs off but tells everyone and now everyone thinks I'm a pussy
>get bullied more by other people
>never tell the teacher again
>get bullied for the rest of school
That's your parents fault for not going down the school and raising fricking hell itself.
You’re right, my parents hated me and always sided with the faculty.
I got in big trouble for defending myself against an older student outside of school. His parents were rich, of course. I remember teachers that I didn't even know giving me dirty looks. The headmaster called me a pussy when I decided to change schools.
The headmaster at the new school was an alcoholic that died in his sleep, but he was a lot more amiable. There were no bullies in that school because he didn't care if we fought each-other. Funny how that works.
>Constantly picked on by one kid in middle school
>Have an assembly one Friday
>Kid sits behind me
>He starts kicking me in the back
>See the principal walking by
>Yell at him "Kid won't stop kicking me"
>He fricking shrugs at me
>OK then
>Get up and try to slap kid in the face
>He kind of dodges, kind of doesn't, keeps taunting me but that stops the kicking
>I'm not done yet
>Assembly finishes, wait for him in the front of the school
>Target acquired
>Grab a handful of his ratty skater hair and pull it as hard as I can while kicking/kneeing him in the stomach
>His friends eventually push me off of him but I leave without further incident
>Called to the office immediately on Monday
>Tell the principal I told him what was happening and that he shrugged at me
>He gets visibly angry and goes "That doesn't matter now"
>OK then
>Don't break my dead-eyed autist stare with him until he's done telling me I'm suspended for a week
Frick that stupid old homosexual, but the brightside is kid never bothered me again and shaved his head through the rest of middle and high school. He bagged my groceries one time when I was visiting home. Felt good but that was years ago now.
>He gets visibly angry and goes "That doesn't matter now”
Anyone working in public schools should be fricking killed. What a fricking scumbag.
This always happens. Teachers and other kids which watch a bully just be a piece of shit and physically abuse and antagonize people and not give a shit. The moment anyone ever defends themselves suddenly everybody freaks out and acts like the victim is causing the problem.
That kid is fricking lucky a teacher pulled me off before i managed to rip his face off his skull like a monkey.
I think it's because they know vaguely how far the bully will go, whereas the bullied snapping could potentially lose control and go too far.
I've never met a bully outside of the corporate world though, so my experience is limited.
whats annoying is that the only way ive ever seen bullying stop is when the victim fights back, but teachers cant really promote violence so youre told to just suck it up basically.
>tfw outsourcing your child's entire education to the government ends with him getting his ass kicked and cuck teachers telling him to try using kelsos choices to fix his problems
Public education was a mistake. Repeal the 19th.
just the 19th?
That sucks, my situation was the complete opposite. Got into a fight the other guy instigated and we both came out pretty evenly beat, but because he started crying and whining and I didn't I was the one sent to the office and got in-school suspension.
But because of all the time I was made to spend hanging around in the office, the principal, vice principal, and lady's working there fell in love with me because I wasn't a brat kid or anything I just didn't take shit from others.
I forgot, was it just him or did he have like 2 other guys with him?
IIRC it was a group of kids and Louis was actually the aggressor in the situation telling them to be quiet. If my date had a problem with the kids I’d be like leave the kids alone and let them horse around, you harpy.
If it was a bunch of black kids I’d leave them alone, because they would kill me, but white kids ought to be behaving better, they deserve to be admonished
If it was Black folk I’d automatically call the cops because I don’t care if Black folk get into some crazy standoff with police and they kill each other. No I wouldn’t call cops on white kids.
He didn’t need to be a homosexual & make a show of calling them out for a scolding like some hall monitor. It wasn’t what he did that caused that confrontation, it was the way he went about it, he probably would’ve been way better just walking over & just shooting the shit asking them to be a little quieter
I got punched in the face just a couple of weeks ago. It's not a big deal. Americans are pussies.
your stepmom slapping you doesn't count anon
We have weekly mass shootings I doubt it unless you are in a 3rd world country
non chalantly say you're sure he's a tough kid and go back to talking with your girl. tell him you're willing to beat his ass in the parking lot if he keeps pushing but you prefer to finish your date.
you have to stand your ground without bullying a kid or losing your cool.
No the whole point was Louis was scared the kid would indeed kick his ass. The right thing to do would be to stand up and just say take a hike you little homosexual and if the jump you just fight back. That’s it. Louis didn’t because he was sure he’d get destroyed.
It’s not fair anyway because the kid has a whole group who might jump in and back him up. So even if you win you could still lose anyway.
>white guys
They wouldn’t.
I mean, irl they would have just said “my bad bro” and continued being loud and obnoxious until he left. But even in his writer’s fantasy world of white antagonists they never jump you all at once. They wouldn’t have to anyway,
Imagine if you had a sword and a bunch of Black folk attacked? I would go absolutely ham like a video game without remorse like I was playing left 4 dead.
They wouldn't have to but they might still since they're evil homosexuals doing this in the first place. You pick weird homosexuals to dicksuck for muh race optics.
It's less of a loss to lose a fight with multiple assailants or even one than be verbally humiliated into backing down.
>take a hike you little homosexual
then you come off as an insecure weakling that feels threatened by a kid.
No you don’t? I don’t care if it’s a woman or Warwick Davis. I’d be like get lost or I’ll fricking kill you.
You have no social awareness whatsoever.
Ok? If anyone wants to come start a fight with me I’m not gonna go through the motions with them. What are you talking about?
if you did that not only do you look like a insecure b***h, you escalated banter to a death threat. if it was me and 2 of my friends we would stomp you until you couldn't move you fricking neckbeard.
Yes, that's his point
You know what's worse than getting the shit kicked out of you by some bloke?
Talking a load of madness before you get the shit kicked out of you. Literally everyone watching will be rooting for the guy who knocks you out. You will be a mockery.
Fine go start a fight with me in public and don’t expect the person to fly off the handle and instead have a funny sitcom scene like the OP.
Literally if someone did the shit in the OP I’d probably just start swinging. One initial threat and if they didn’t immediately leave I’d attack. You’re all gay pretending you’re playing Mass Effect and are gonna select the right speech bubbles and diffuse the situation, my wiener.
>see these knuckles, I punched a guy
isn't starting a fight, you threatening death is. dumbasses like you get stabbed to death irl.
>see these knuckles, I punched a guy
isn't starting a fight,
yeah it is. it's an obvious threat of violence.
>it's an obvious threat of violence
It isn't, it's teen bravado, and you've clearly never experienced it lol.
yeah okay buddy we'll see how that holds up in court
>It isn't, it's teen bravado
This isn't true but even if it were, "teens" who think it's acceptable to threaten violence against adults need to be put in their place for the good of society. Doesn't the kid in the scene talk about how he beat some guy's face in, dude's teeth were all over the floor, etc.? It's a clear and obvious threat of violence and this scene makes people so uncomfortable because of how quickly the tone shifts from
>oh those noisy kids
to
>this teenager who's at least as big as me is very seriously threatening to punch me in the face until my teeth are literally knocked out
Personally I'm with
Life's not a tv show, and I'm not playing games with someone threatening me. If I were in that situation I would tell the kid, and mean every word, "I'm carrying a gun and if you touch me I'll shoot you dead." I'm not wasting my time or risking my safety to placate children who haven't considered the real world implications of assaulting people who aren't fellow children.
But realistically, I wouldn't have created the situation in the first place by acknowledging them. I'd ignore them, ask the restaurant to deal with it, or leave.
No. Coming over and distrupting someone’s meal with insults and threats is starting a fight, as soon as the guy came over to my seat and opened his mouth I am in the right for whatever I do to him next.
>thats against the law!
Yeah I don’t care about the soi-ass law. The law literally protects and enables trannies and all kinds of other pedophiles. Someone interrupts my dinner like this my opening move is stabbing him with whatever I have in front of me.
>Coming over and distrupting someone’s meal with insults
Its a dick move, not starting a fight.
Instigating with someone is starting a fight. Coming over and interrupting your date? It’s on.
>are you threatening me
>yeah
>BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
>"never"
>stand up
>"when's the last time you had your arm broken"
>grab his arm
>lean in
>”never”
>don’t look away
>Please do in front of these witnesses and these cameras and then I'm going to sue you and your daddy and take every penny he's earned in the last twenty years. homosexual.
would this work? Couldn't he just get his bros to say you provoked him or he thought his life was in danger or whatever?
>well well well
>what's on your mind little girl?
>aw, you know what you are? you're one of those little 'fancy lads', aren't ya?
>ha, boy you're cute. gosh, what a sweet little outfit. is it your little 'spring outfit'?
>you couldn't be cuter, you're so adorable, oh my.
>you know, you remind me of my niece sally, lovely girl. she's a dietician.
>hey, would ya like to buy a monkey?
>"Sorry, I don't fight women"
>get up
>walk out
>if he gets in my way, push through
>keep walking
>ignore, keep walking through shoves and strikes
>keep going until he gives up
Worked all the way through high school
>they all rape your date
>date is with me the whole time
>wow anon, well done for not rising to the bait. they could've had a gun for all we know. you seem like you'd make a good father - very cool under pressure 😉
No. Everyone ITT is missing the point. You already lost when the kid decided to target you for torment.
"You really shouldn't say that to someone holding a knife."
I'm 6'5 200 pounds. I would turn that boy into my girlfriend while his friends watched
people who date deserve to be humiliated and beaten up. imagine taking some stupid b***h out to pay for her dinner while she bangs 7 other dudes all doing the same thing, the end results with her being a 'breakup' from your imaginary relationship. not in a thousand fricking years for me, champ.
I did four years in state prison for nearly killing a guy in a fight. I hit him to the ground and kept hitting him until he stopped moving.
He deserved it though.
Only got into two fights in prison though. Someone tried to steal my shit and I was having none of it.
>hitting him after he's down
and that's where you went wrong
that's Black person behavior
you let him get up and give him a chance to walk away unless he's the type to escalate then you just pin him until he's ready to chill out
2009. In Getafe. And you?
>yesterday at the gym, but to be fair the guy was bigger than both of us
>what about you?
This would require you to actually practice a martial art that involves sparring.
Also morons like this usually see it in your eyes/bodylanguage if you will actually fight or not and most of the time back off if you don't engage but are ready to.
What is the actor on the left called?
What?
Davis
I smile, as I finally have the chance to blood my new katana.
I practice my killing blow a thousand times every morning.
I can spin.
No one could survive my mega attacks.
The only danger is that I may never stop killing.
I wouldn't be in that sit in the first place. Some homosexual 55-year+old who never works out needs to keep his head down if he doesn't want trouble. Idiots think real life is a sitcom and nobody can touch them.
He shouldn't have assumed he had authority over them in the first place. It was a gamble because if they shut up and did nothing he would be way more attractive to the woman, but he rolled snake eyes and got utterly humiliated instead.
Glass him
First coffee in face then a quick nutcracker with my left knee. Lastly
Discombobulate
>Stand up, ready to defend my face when he immediately attempts to sucker punch me.
>Whether a couple of blows with my Louie CK overweight bulk so it can be very clear that I'm defending myself before I start beating on him like a chimp.
Louie is actually guaranteed to win because he's just bigger than that kid, full stop. In real life it doesn't matter how cool you are or how experience of a fighter you are, if the other person is taller than you and outweighs you by like 80 pounds they're gonna win.
Any dissent on that fact just means you're a larping insecure gay.
(OP)
I'd deck him
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Stab him in the throat with my plastic fork, claim self-defense.
They'll look at the dead punk's record, see a history of violence. While I was just an ordinary man thrown into an extraordinary scenario.
...and I walk away knowing all is right and just in the world.
I wouldn't say a single thing to him.
Pull out my gun and kill everyone in the diner and then rape my dates corpse before killing myself by charging the police.
people who misbehave in public should be shot to death
Louis made the mistake of escalating a situation when he was:
>physically inferior
>outnumbered
>against someone with less to lose
so in that situation it is easy to see why the group of kids would not back down, and instead challenge him physically. Louis did what amounted to a bluff in poker, and he just got called on it.
The winning move is to not be a fat frick and spend years lifting to lower your odds of being sized up like that. Since that was out of question, then the next best thing would be to either leave, or if you are afraid that is too beta then you can still confront the kids in a friendly yet still alpha way. Get on their good side, shoot the shit about football (they are wearing letterman jackets), tell the leader he's a big dude and if he starts varsity at linebacker or something and then point to his friend and ask if he's the kicker. You know, chummy ball breaking type stuff that real men do
Instead, what you just saw is the equivalent of a Redditor going into the wild
In real life you just tackle him. He hits his head hard. Its over. 90% of all fights end after the first tackle.
>Every fricking day.
Then I stand up and say your move.
I've never been in a fight or even been in a situation that called for it
>are you sure this is the road you wanna go down on, young man?
Hey this girl I'm with will let you run a train on her.
>"WELL THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO ME WAS SOLD TO-"
>start writing moronic joke answer to this thread
>get lost thinking about how louis is actually a pretty big fat guy
>thoughts naturally lead to louis falling over on this kid, pinning him underneath his fat bulk
>imagine louis running on pure instinct at that point, holding the kid's neck and slamming the back of his head against the marble floor as fast and as hard as he possibly can
based louis
Unsheath my katana faster than he can say NANI
>When was the last time you brushed your teeth?